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# threadwaste!
guess the effect...
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(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# The 'Help! He's looking into my soul!' effect?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# there
is that too...
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# That "tehfiltazlolololol" plugin?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# The Crimewatch photofit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# cutout
do i get a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# jolly good!
prize in post
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# wow. what an incredibly difficult challenge
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Still playing with, and getting used to, the sexy tablet.

I might make a little zoo like this. Which animal should I do next?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# wooo! ah
A Coypu?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# No need to be disgusting.
(No, really, what's a Coypu? I'm too lazy to Google).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# imagine a big
guinea pig
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# A beaver?

Teehee - I said 'beaver'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# almost...
a coypu (according to google - don't blame me if wrong!)
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(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# GINGERRRR!
Also, very cute and lovely. Maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Nooo...
I would like, nay DEMAND a rhinocererouser, with perhaps, a cheeky gibbon playing hoops with it's nose horn!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I'll see what I can rustle up :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Fankoo!
*smiles a happy smile*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Cute and ginger.
is somebody talking about me again?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# The Argentinian House Mouse!
You really don't want to see the holes in the skirting boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I can draw a
cow poo if you like?

It's about the limit of my drawing abilities though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hurrah
for cow poo!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# They're crap!
Do a penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Nothing crap about Coypus!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Crap!
Penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# argh!
Mind-picture-pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# That's ace!
oooh oooh oooh.....do a rhinocerererouser!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Yay, very lully.
A zebra!
(Andy-, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Yay! He's ace!
And penguin please. for they are lords of the zoo.

(Actually, Lemurs are lords of the zoo. Best animal ever)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# .... Except Penguins
And those wierd fluffy things ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Boooooo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Seeing as you've been so persistant...
I shall do a penguin next. Sorry, I can't give a timescale!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Yay!
I may have to spazz back later, but yay and woo, I'll love you forever!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Grrrrrr.
You and your penguin fetish. It ain't natural, I'm telling you. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Pour vous, ma petite pamplemoose.

Twin penguins, to join the very exclusive zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# A dog!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Dogs aren't very zoo-like.
Unless their dingoes, or somesuch 'special' dog.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# awww
Glasgow has a crap zoo... I just realised.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Giraffe
Giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Graf!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Aw
:)
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(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# He is wearing shades
Sexy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# EARTH GRAF!
Hee hee, aceness
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# also
this by redwine
though it may look a bit more like a llama in retrospect
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Hee hee
Whatever it is, it's aceness in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Yay!
Giraffes don't eat peppers though. ;)
(Andy-, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# IT'S LEAVES
You 'tard.

*pushes*

'ning hunny, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# On first look I did think they were peppers. *shame*

Good thanks, I'm healthy and full of pizza. :) You?
(Andy-, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
Off to the pub now, so full of happiness. Happy saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# T'ra.
Merry Saturdaymas!
(Andy-, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Yay!
I think I deleted my graf is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# crocadilapig
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Did someone say Crocodile?
No? Well have an unrelated story:

Someone i know's brother (who is 20 ish) picked up a rabbit from the petting zoo, carried it to the Aligator house, and threw it in and watched it drown and then get eaten. I do not want to meet this man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
Why have I never thought of that?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Because you're not some kinda retard?
Just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I think that
was possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Yay, I'm NOT a retard!! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Now you are.
Go on, get in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Be fair Guv...
I'm from Norfolk, I don't get out a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Oi
I didn't say you could talk, did i?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# This story makes me sad :(
*thinks of penguins*

*cheers up*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Have a baby penguin:


Now you are never allowed to be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# With things like this in the world
why do people insist on being so silly?

Have they never SEEN a baby pengin?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
Silly? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Look at him. Keep looking.
Now tell me you could possibly ever get angry again.

Pubtime! Laters y'all
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# aww
s'just lully, that
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Also:
www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
That's the best thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# BABY DORMICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Yay, I voted for a Dormouse too
She has to do one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Oh my, i just saw it!
It's the lion off'f the Herbs!

No?




Draw a fox please. An arctic one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Here you are:
*hands over what seems to be a blank piece of A4*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Oh my god, you are such a good drawist!
You can even draw snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Here be picture:
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# A cross between that, and this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# he is loverly
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers, m'dear! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Nice pussy!
Can I have a Dormouse please Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Aww
he's darling
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Hullo lovely!
Thanks for the comment on Flickr.
I adore that photo - it's my desktop background :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# It's quite lovely
I'd been doing some things like that and was excited to see other people's takes on the technique.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Raar!
I would like an angry cow please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# awww that's rocking
i would like a zebra or a hippo please!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# or a Zippo?
after she's done Comma and My Dormouse
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Hold your horses, or your dormice, Mister!
I never even said if I'd do a dormouse. Which I may or might not.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# i wanna see
pingwings!!!!!

pinguins

and penguins!!!!
(angelic88, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
# BEWARE. Pete is a Dragula.
Dragula
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Argh! It Burns!
No wait hang on a minute - vampires don't, do they?

TJ meanwhile: this made I giggle when I stumbled across it - an online dictionary. The word "dictionary" itself however is misspelled in the title - not a particularly good start!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# "Burns" pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Haha.
Even the url is misspelled. I must be missing something. Something!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Well look at it this way:
The people who are searching for www.dictionary.com and are mispelling the word 'dictionary' are the ones who need a dictionary the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Aha.
They are actually one step ahead of us. Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# This is not getting the 'woo' it deserves.
Therefore, have a woo, you fat ginger bastard! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# it's funny cause
it's almost probably true :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# It's quick, it's dirty ... you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# *waits*
*hopes they're animated*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Maybe later if I have the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# ah
it'd be fun trying, at least
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha
simple but clevar, woo
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# looks a little like
teh Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that
but now you mention it ...
Arrgggggghhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# woo.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# i saw the Bourne Supremacy. It was shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# nice quoage
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# you forgot to tag it!
it wasn't the best sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Arf!!
I didn't think the film was too bad, although I saw it while very drunk and all the insane camera jitters made me feel sick.

/blog.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# it did a kill bill 2
with all the story and barely any action i thought
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Maaatt Daaamon!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# i was hoping someone'd put that
have a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Yummy
I thank thee
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# and the TV offers flood in...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I like how he's fondling the balls.

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# ha ha!
Forming an orderly cue, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# hehe
he just needs to be given a break
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha, Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Just remember potting the pink is always worth more than the brown!
/hetro blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Are you the root of all that's evil?
can I just call you cookie?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# yeah, I'm hung like planet pluto
hard to see with the naked eye..
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Haha
*yoinks that one for the pub later*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# if he crashed into Uranus
he would stick it where the sun don't shine.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# No, I’m kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie

/Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# oh noes
www.b3ta.com/board/5593414

perhaps if man is 5 and the devil is 6 then that must make him 7? that honkey's gone to heaven. But if he goes to hell, well then I hope he burns well...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
#
I’ll spend my days with j.f.k., marvin gaye, martha raye, and lawrence welk
And kurt cobain, kojak, mark twain and jimi hendrix’s poltergeist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# And Webster, yeah, Emanuel Lewis
'cos he's the anti christ
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Cause I’m kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I piss on your cranial cavity
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# One of my all time favorite songs
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Moi aussi!
I love the BHG, as you well know.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure we've been over this, yes
haha
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# We should start a support group!
B3ta-BHG Anonymous
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Yes we should!
and it should involve copious amounts of alcohol. And CDs.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# and a badge too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Yes, definitely
I already have stickers, no badge though.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Cool!
*is all jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Also other random things
I'm starting to fear the extent to which my enjoyment of their puerile music is taking me. Maybe I really do need a support group...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# It does mess with your mind
a bit like this place really.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Does that mean it's a good thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# i'll vouch for that!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# your hand is scarily close to my groin in those pics
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# I didn't hear you complaining, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# you can call me Cookie
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Thanx to the neville for the source
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Woah.
Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# If this kills the board I'll delete it.



(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Oh yea, make it worse why don't you!
My brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Ow ow ow ow ow
This is incredible eye-pain.

Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# 'Lo Sweetcheeks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# 'Ning petal!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# No....I fear i am ill.
For I have gone through a whole day, without once attempting, or even THINKING about cracking one out.


*writes will*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Jesus.
Quick, take 2 paracetamol and get razzle out.

Have you been thinking about Robin Cook again?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# No....i don't know what's wrong with me.
It's just not natural, I can hear my scrotum filling up again, with a sound not unlike a toilet cistern. I fear it may explode.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Oooh
Like the return of an old friend? Never mind. Who knows, the break might do you good. Clear up that nasty strain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# who?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Meep?
'Ning hunny
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Argh!!
That's just wrong! What with that pic and the cold, you have made me suffage cock shrinkage to the stage where I am now left with about half a fingernail's length of foreskin to piss out of.*




*I feel quite proud
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# You're a REAL man now!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# i think some browsers will collapse with that many
a set of 3 by 3 would probably have the same impact and not be so lethal :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# too much
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# ye gads
it burns
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# You do know that one thread is now
1.5MB don't you? I suggest delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# does it not cache?
And therefore load only the once? *shows ignorance*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# That's what I figured.....
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Er no
it doesn't work like that. It's downloaded once (into cache) and referred to repeatedly.

Rendering it on your screen might use more RAM; but a typical webpage takes 10Mb to render these days, so no big shock there.
(Mori, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# It doesn't appear to be loading
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Wowsers!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# this looked much better in my head.....


i imagine peppers to have a gammy eye(just like our brew lady at work)
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Put that Welsh tart down!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# welease woderick!
:
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# he hasth a wife, you know..
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Incontinentia!
Incontinentia Buttocks! (cue much mirth)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# pffft!
do you think itsth funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I thought this was dull and was not going to comment
but the I realised that firefox was using all but 2meg of my memory and so I restarted it. Now I see it is an animation I am much impressed and feel bad for my private dismissal of your work before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# dont feel bad!
it was a quickie,and not that good,lol!!!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Very First CD Player
(thirdvertigo, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Eh?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# *doesn't get*
*still doesn't get*
*still doesn't get*
*still doesn't get*
*Goes back to opiate*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Arf!
*loves this*
(Andy-, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# i get it
maybe, i don't
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Philips?
No.

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Thats a huge CD player
'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# PHWOAR! Lookit the size of THAT stop button!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# dont forget the big, hard, thick remote control
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Pfft!
*tries to think of witty response*
*fails*
*giggles at cock reference instead*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:13, archived)
# My work here is done!
but have you noticed how much the Sony dotty-S-sticker-thing looks like a pulsating boobie?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Hee hee, so it does.
Yay for subliminal boobery
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# the best kind
(apart from the wobbling in front of your nose kind)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# That kind sounds fun, if you're into that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# I am but a simple man, and a b3tan - of course I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Time to use the new word i learnt on here the other day.
RIS?
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I still don't fucking get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Wasn't the first CD player a Philips?
/dutch blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# CHOP FASTER FATSO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
that's acetastic
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Norma fucking Major..
Imagine that coming at you down a dark alley
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# run
run away faster
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# haha that's wild
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# this is quite the nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# ouahhhhhHHHhhhhHYAAAGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# yikey
*hides*
(ypsilon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# What the fuck.
Very good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# eheheeh
dance fatty!
(I_tickle_myself, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI!
Whoarrr look at him go! Bloody ace.
(Dooley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# That's a him?
*Fears even more*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah chop yer lil fecker
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
#
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Ninja
in desguise! Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Bored, have a kitty picture I took ages ago
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Will animate at somepoint)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# is it dead?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# No
She looks a bit undead most of the time though
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:50, archived)
# My opinion is well documented.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# It's face looks funny.
*poke*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Cat face poking
Is a favorite hobby :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Poster for the next general election...

leetle bigger

Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon and Dave

bring on the seamhorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# woo

TUTT the merciless, pony and flash rik
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Ha!
Unshopped but related - my local chinese have nailed their colours to the mast. Funny, cos I never took them for liberals, what with all the swords on the wall...



Edit: Blimey. Umm, apologies for length.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Why are all Chinese take-aways closed on Tuesdays?
Is it teh law?

*Puzzled*
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# No idea
theses a don ming/mong soomething resturant down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Ours is open Tuesdays
But closed Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# TRUFFLE SHUFFLE !
*does so, scaring the only ocuppent of the uni mac lab*
EDIT-soz, god i havent seen that film in years
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
#
SHUFFLE TRUFFLE
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Sorry
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Haha!
I like this!

chunkpicard.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Fucking hell
There's nothing like a bit of Rammstein to piss of the neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# will have as of 7:12 tonight
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# So that's why the little sod cancelled me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Ha. Fattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Hah,
"cut his head off on tele!"
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# What were they thinking of...??????


Never in the history of mankind has a picture cried out for, nay DEMANDED a CDC as soon as I clapped eyes on it.

So I did.



{-- impulse scrawler
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# it's such a subtle photoshop
we needed to see both just to tell what you'd done!
/harsh
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# just leaving the original for
everyone else to have a play with if they want...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Ha.
Good find
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
#
mmm... geeky

hint: it's geeky

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Is geek
doesn't get yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# geek harder
or just lookit the filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ok ...
I get that it's "Arrr, G, Bee" ...

but I can't figure out why G is the US flag?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# um... gee...
(as in -whiz or shucks)

a bit weak, I know
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Gee?
I was thrown by the tag at the end.

dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)

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