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# As a new user, I'd just like to say 'Hi'....
....so 'Hi'*and waves a bit*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# hello mate
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhhh
run!!! RUN!! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# I'm running!!!
....but why???
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# there is a massively high chance of gettin heftily bitched at
for postin without an image.... that sort of thing happens here: www.b3ta.com/talk
but everyone seems fairly fluffy today so you seem to have survived
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# as an old user
I would like to say

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hello!
*waves back*

*offers cake*

I look forward to seeing some of your arty/funny-type stuff! What sort of thing do you do?

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# wow....
that was reaaalllly fluffy.
well done
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# damn thats a nice looking hat
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Thank you!
I nicked the paws from TUTT's party ring biscuit hat, but drew the cake myself :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:25, archived)
# he he
mmm I like cake.
how are you Mrs V?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Having a bad week
but surviving thus far :) How are you?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# aww
not bad thanks, I feel a cold coming on though.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I think I'll have to make a mug of Lemsip
and box of tissues hat for my icon next :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:33, archived)
# sounds great

*pops strepsil*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Hi
I'd like to say 'oblong' cos I Like the word. You're probably gonna get bitched at for not posting a piccie btw.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I find rhomboid
works for me.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Today I am 1337
so may I be the first to say...


n00b.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# welcome aboard... I'm going to be fluffy and say hi, and also introduce you to Chris :-)

dont take it personally, get shopping and begin to amaze us ok :-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# ha ha yay
I'm waiting to see the other two.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha
do you have four of those?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I do indeed, this one is the weakest of them...
I may have to change them all and change the threadwaste one to something else
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)
# word(s) of advice:
split the image up, so you only need change the bottom part (and save a bit of bandwidth in the process) - also futureproofs it if you fancy doing a new set of answers.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# welcome!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Aloha new person
Lets liven this thread up a bit, here's one of my lovely wife's paintings
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Yep, you can see who the talented one is
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)
# You have the hummus though.
I cracked up over your channel 4 shining.
Should have been FPd. You was robbed!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Ooooh
she's really talented. Does it come in big size for desktop wallpaper and stuff?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# It's hanging on our wall
I'll do a big photo of it and put it in my profile for you :)
I'm trying to convince her to get on here prior to the Blackpool Bash...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Ta sweetie!
EDIT: Hope you're bringing her to the bash, signed up or not!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Of course
She has no choice on that one!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
This bash is going to be the best ever :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:34, archived)
# lovely wife's paintings or lovely wife's paintings?
I think it's lully.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Hehe
Both!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# lovely stuff madam!~
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:35, archived)
# HAPPY * TUESDAY!!!
*newbie
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# hi nobby's alter ego.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# hello
dear boy.
tea?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:25, archived)
# new flash animation
(kind of- I've redone the sound and never posted it here before)


www.monkeypiratezombie.co.uk/sn1.html
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# how utterly random
woo yay
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# that's silly daft!
i like it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:36, archived)
# broostic
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Looks like something off Ren and Stimpy
or similar
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# barny rubble
on acid
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
Betty......Wilma......Wilma.....Betty

Hardest
decision
ever
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# betty
no contest
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# It does.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# 'Ning coincidence
I was going to illustrate this but found smh already did it for me


CFB

or go see the original page, if its still doing it:
smh.com.au
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# caption:
Brian is that you? i haven't seen you in ages... you've changed!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# err RIS?
i think, i may be missing something
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# under the picture of face-swap-lady, it says
'and inset, how she looked before being mauled'. except there's no inset, the only other face on the page is either jacko or camilla.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# they all look like jacko
actually, when i saw the google news link i thought: "yeah, new future, she can become a jacko impersonator".
considered making the pic for here, then decided not to
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# please....
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# ever feel like the board
is getting flooded?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# gabarglegolble
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# every Tuesday...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hmmmm woo......maybe.....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# eh?
what's up?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# dunno.....
maybe nothin.... i just really recognize your username.... but with 2 Rs.
i may just be imagining this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# i'm new
or at least 4 days old
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:36, archived)
# yeah, i can see....
....is the username taken from anywhere in particular?
cos im sure there was someone called "darrenmillar" who got banned
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:38, archived)
# typo
i think?! because my chosen username would have been "goode"
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *does bidding*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:25, archived)
# I was very bored..
..so I was googling for unsecured webcams: and I found a fat lady! here, in her 'MasterBedroom...'

No apologies for lack of cliched image.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# whaaaat
there's no sex. i demand sex.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Did you see the lady in question???
If you had you wouldn't want the sex! Think Lemon party but fatter!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# no, i saw her
if i'm going to click a link then i should either be aroused and offended, ah fink :-P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Fat Lady left the room ....
Do these people know they can be viewed over the web?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Nope..
..Nebody with any sense secured their webcams after the news that you could find them with google broke.
info
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# no
nakedness
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Did she switch it off?
Or did we kill it?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# It's still on
just no-one in the room
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# It'll only accept so many incoming connections..
..to stop perverts (like us) flooding the network I guess...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# .....................
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha *parp* ahahahaahahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# one day i'll collect all the mj fox posts
but probably not. have a woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# -
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)
# natural selection I guess
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# hehehe!
i love the animation style. very woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# ^ This'm ^
Woo Yay
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# thankee :)
sort of experimental at the moment. any pointers?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# arf!
pfffft!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Pffft
You funny funny bastard :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# almost exactly
what I had in mind :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# that took me forever
hehehe
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# don't underestimate the power of silence
sometimes the best jokes are made when it gets quiet... awkward silences are great :-D

that's what i like to do, anyway. i've got no advice, just keep making things for me to laugh at
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# will do :)
cheers
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# haha! smashing.
more 'kablooey', on b3ta, i say.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# it was definately lacking :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Grak grak
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# sprok trlk?
i guess?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# KASTO!
kasto krut?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# hah hah hah hah
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# thats ace!
like the slo-mo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# That's quality!
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# thats mega wicked!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# That's ace
I really like the style. The blackening is particularly effective and comic timing is immaculate :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# thankyee kindly
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# thats great
woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# cheers chief/ chiefette
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# chief dear boy.
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
disturbingly funny!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Casual things to say.
Woo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Is he a TIME rapist though?
Woo! I love your cartoon style :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Nope. The time rapist looks like this.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# i spy a manbear!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Bluuuuuueeeeee .....
Yay
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Is that Rog?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# The one and only.
May recognise him from this music video.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# He was a very big fist
S'lovely! Think your link to biggie is broke though, it's the same size.
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# It's not so much a cfb
as a cfetss
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# True.
Although which really, is more useful? I know that i would rather have a a cfetss link.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# haha!
a much maligned type of click
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Sorted
Za!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Za indeed Mr Webb
but now you can see where you haven't coloured in right to the edges :D

Still enormously woo...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Nooo!
That's cause it was drawn in real life and scanned. I'd've inked digitally but Caroline's tablet's quite small.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# There's nothing quite like. . . . . .
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# A Macdonalds?
Im loving it
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Strangely woosome.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# the final collapse of the republican party
will not be from a political shortfall or another natural disaster

it will be a toupee falling off of one of the cabinet members. my bet on who it happens to? condi rice.

oh, and woo :-P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# i hope so
damn that woman
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# I always wondered how they made baldies.
yey
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# If we could understand piano language.



(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# he's probably playing U2
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Hes more likely to be doing the music at this nativity...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
I like your thinking
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# thanks
it came to me while having a tinkle...
on the ivory...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Blame it on piano pussys
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
nicely done!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# blips
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# I don't fucking get it,
but that is strangely woosome also.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# You would!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Well. Maybe.
Who is she?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# I would
ex Atomic Kitten, UK pop band!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Oh her!
*shifty look*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# is she not...
...the bird from Jurassic Park 3?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# No
LOL
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# This is b3ta
One does not 'LOL' here.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# unless of course they really mean it
OMGFANTA!!!1!11 LOLOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# It isn't is it.....
Why did no one inform me tis tuesday? *hides*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:42, archived)
# the pterodactyl?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# you sir hath pissed on my mind
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# though with less factual content than you
;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# i could go into the archaeopteryx
the first bird; though still distincly reptilian it had feathers which made it the first breed of bird which spawned all others. call it the reptile/bird crossing point.


jurassic park ain't got nothin on me, except dinosaurs which can tear at my flesh.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# they aren't birds
they're pterodactyls, they're actually reptiles with thin layers of skin on their arms that allow them to glide through the air.

;-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# which one of you

*receives* love and which one *gives* love?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Obviously, it's a question you'd prefer not to answer

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I'll just assume the *love* is shared equally
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# yeah i deffo would!
you guys are really good at small files, you do realise the maximum is 50K for static images?
you've got loadsa room to play with.......enjoy it
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Pffft. 50k is tonnes.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# I don't get it
A bit of wet WHAT? I probably wouldn't love to stick a wet anything in her...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Just before the bomb thing runs out of breath...


One of those idea type thingies.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# non- Pepperism post
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)
# haha these
are cool
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# ^ This'm ^
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
these are great
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# heh, i like 'use the force woman!'
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# that's my fave one too :)
magenta Darth Vaderisms :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# no reason, just a sketch, while the boss is out
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# can you do me?
a picture that is?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# *does*
hard.......
*reads post properly*
*rapidly un-does*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# phew
close one!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)
# sure, though as i have no idea what you look like
i will draw.... a marmot.

ok?

but seriously, yeah ok. upload a pic to your profile.

[edit] a-ha you have a pic but a very small close up one. better needed
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# working on it
full length one?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# prolly best
clothes on pls :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# you know you love teh naked noobs......
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# only the noobs with boobs
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# noobs with moob boobs......
.....dood....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# gutted
boccies on!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# drawing in progress.
*beep.






*beep






*beep
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# *looks at profile*
I would
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# i have
no shame
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
#
We'll see about that :P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# you can see her
knickers bits

nice
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# i am convinced ladeez only do this in webcomics
i have never seen a thong like that in real life (mores the pity)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# you can if they are really skinny and have jutting out hip bones
and wear very very low slung jeans
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# there are 4 million women in london
and not one selfish cow will prance about in front of me wearing those. damn them all.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# a lot of them are fat
and its too cold for the slim ones to walk about like that.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# i know, it's so unfair that all ladies arenot slim and immune to physics
and modesty
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# It would be most uncomfortable
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# I have seen many such a thing
Maybe I'm just lucky/in the right place at the right time/silly.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
#

/would
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:52, archived)
# thats fabulous
for "just a sketch"
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Did you just shit in my cornflakes?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# whats with the very similar n00b posts?
theyre a bit strange but woo all the same
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# n00b FTW
we're flatmates!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# flatmates?!?
he bought me from a small factory in nepal!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# o....kay....
ill be stepping away from this one.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# n00b FTW
Shut it Gandhi, you were young you don't know where you came from!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# lol n00b wtf lolzors
why does darrren have three R's in it?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# n00b FTW
Je Suis un n00b....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
#

if you're looking to fuck with someone with
mindless aggresion, then I'm probably your man.

but at this rate you run the risk of being banned
by the mods. Well, go ahead and show me what
you've got.

edit: oh fuck, never mind.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# eh?
what?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Not a bad tuesday at all
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Poor Johnny!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# rashy
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# A bit popped out
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# what??
do you mean??
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# SMALLER!!!
but woo!
well done noob-us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# ooooooohmmmm...

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# *Waits for faling whale*
*waits*

*waits*

*waits*

*waits*

Oh damn. Woo animation!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# falling whale eh?
hmmmmmmmm...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Falling dolphins can strike at any time
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# floaty!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# damn
beans
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

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