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# Gay beatbox

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# er...
...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Are these really worth a new thread each?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# you enjoy making these?
don't you?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hehe
all the wrongness of extreme nsfw, but with none of the nsfw. it's almost art, in fact
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# wrongwrongwrongwrongwrong
I happened to catch this children's cartoon called "Peppa Pig" on tv the other day. This is a picture of the family. Now their faces have a remarkable resemblance to magenta cocks. Could be a coincidence... But take a look at the dad. Look at that 'beard'... how the fuck do they get away with this???

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# You are a pervert
AICMFP
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# this ^
but... do you not think it's at all dodgy?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Well, he is a bit odd looking,
but you only see a pervert because you are a pervert (in this case).

They do have CDC heads though, I grant you.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# My daughter loves Peppa Pig
And yes, I have noticed the CDC qualities of Daddy Pig's face.

There's plenty of filth to be found in kids' TV. You just have to know where to look...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# not as bad as this australian kids character.



and his bell-end friends!


www.plasmo.tv/awards.htm


(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Show me your tinky winky
and I'll show you my boohbahs ;-)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# All singers are gay

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Anyone else feeling slightly gothic?


No? Just me....
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# That is a wee bit 'House of a thousand corpses'.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Agh!
Excorcism.

Emily Rose.

Gah!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# meep!

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# You missed another 'Meep'
Roadrunner...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# hmm,
might have to watch some horror or something tonight.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# i always feel gothic
:o)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] A pea for the comp
The "Dial-a-Pigeon-Scat-Bukkake Service" didn't last long...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know why.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
#
maybe the service was shitty
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Just you and I.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# "hello, is that the AA? i've locked myself out of my car.
i need a car key. sorry, the reception here's appalling. i said I NEED A CAR KEY. thank you"

*click*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I just snorted bogeys on my new jumper.
and it's fucking hand wash only.

Arse.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hehe
ty :O)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# done some colouring
Image hosting by Photobucket

apologies to Jolly Jack for messing with his fine drawerage.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Mmmnnnggghhhh
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Mmmnnnggghhhh
?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmnnnggghhhh
.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# nice work!
edit: I'm going to have to look at porn now
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# it's the choice of a new generation
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Too.. many.. clothes...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# if only i knew why i like teh fur so much...
it's the eyes.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# a little brain teaser!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# homeless shelter
not that taxing old boy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# What, you can read filenames?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# whats a file name
*playing dumb*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Mmmnnnggghhhh
*acts dumb*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# "little brain"
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Emmanual Cant's House was cold?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *wants to read sign*
*cant read sign*

tis too small

its: -

www.b3tards.com/uploads/homelessshelter.jpg

AICMFP
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# its really not that important
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
beggers can't be bus stops?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ho ho ho
hee hee
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# When life deals you lemons
I hope you choke on them, you stupid lemon eater.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Seam Cat!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Art.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# scat?
woo for random artynesses
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Please.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *strains*
sorry, been already!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you are not in a
good mood today

your posting "cunt" more then usual
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I am in a good mood today.
I am postiong 'Cunt' more than usual.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ahhh ok then
im off to watch a band play for 4 hours in liverpool...cya!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# sorry
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# 50% of arty and 50% of happy
= 100% of lully
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I have a horrible sensation that this may go down better than the original.
:(
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# that's not a bad thing
by removing things, you've added detail

//art wank
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# It's the juxtaposition of the hard edges of the piece,
coupled with the knowledge of what might have been, against the furry, almost wholesome goodness of the fucking penguin.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Dobbin was fine with it, but not for long...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# that looks like a good hobby
.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Badum
tssh
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# i thankyou
:)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:25, archived)
# excuse me sir
but it would appear that your horse is mouldy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# bukkake!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# pommelhorse
but with real horse :P
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)
# buk-a-roo?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)
# That's ironic.
I thought it was just a photo. What with a pommel horse just being a fake horse.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# fnord!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Newsletter
Holy Jesus H Fucking Christ!

I'm in the NEWSLETTER!

I'm so proud, so proud. I had a couple front-pages ages ago, but this, THIS is the happiest moment of my life! I'm actually IN the newsletter!

I'd like to thank Jesus, and my agent, and those kids I tampered with...

-me
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ha!
and they said always have tamper proof kids!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I was in last weeks..get over it :)

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I was once too
I've become a recluse since. I couldn't handle the fame.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I would exchange all my single front page
for some grocery shopping.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I'd swap all my 0 FPs
for a nice cup of tea.

[I am still sulking that Doppler's cat didn't make it.]
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# it would take at least oral sex
for me to give up mine
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# It's no biggy to give up none.
I've been in the newsletter 5 or 6 times, but never FPed.

I wonder what the stats for the naughty step look like?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Beefpoker
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Sheepnudger
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Porkslapper
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:25, archived)
# cunt.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# twat.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Muppet.
EDIT - bugger, missed a trick there, I should have gone with 'Jerk!'
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I have been in it twice.
Or was it three times?

Edit
Proudest moments in my life:

Appearing in the newsletter
Appearing in the newsletter for the second time
Appearing in the newsletter for the third time (confirmed, three times)
All my front pages
The birth of my daughter
Passing my driving test
My first wank to messy climax
My first drunken passing out performance
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Mine was
Opening a shop. From conception to shop opening - 6 weeks.

My first DJ gig at a club.
'noon Mr Moon.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Hi miss Pot. xxx
I'm very jealous about the shop thing. I would swap all of the above for that.

Edit: Maybe I'll keep the wank thing actually.

Well done.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# which bit was yours?

congrats. my fp was the happiest day of my life
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# The story of my knocking out a chick.
That was NOT my proudest moment.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Ha!
yes. that was a good tale!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# But it was all worth it
because it amused us.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Why do people find manuals so confusing?

I find them invaluable in reminding me wtf was I thinking when I bought the piece of crap in the first place.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# woot
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# you can see
his "non threatening" bits!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Just so no-one gets offended
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)
# That's plain funny!
woo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# superb
*orders eleventy*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# haha look it says "knob"
and "breasts".
and "thrust".

woo for dirty manuals!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# im lost
sorry
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# it clearly belongs
in the sex toys compo
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# You know that feeling when you just *have* to do something?
WTF?

I don't know why. It just had to be done.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# absolutely
its not every day you see a photo of a super hero and a load of pensioners. So - when you get such a picture - you should totally add a speech bubble.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# space ghost
he's the space-most
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# RPS

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# That's some dandruff problem
you've got there.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# if that's dandruff
I'd be more worried about the obvious complex ecosystem that's developed
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# it`s my
cumpot.

no use in these temperatures
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# yay
cumpots for president!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Silly inscrutable,
Saturday is not Sunday!

Lovely photograph, though ;)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# come again?
oh, it`s full
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Ooh, pretty..
Good focus too.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# not bad
for a phone cam!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# stinks
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# She's not that bad.
But Kristin Davis is better.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *drinks*
mmm bitch piss
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# scent
of a horse
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Thats Fucking Ace!

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)
# I say I say
I posted this yesterday...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# 'ning :)

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *CLICKS*
edit: and wastes my 200th post
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# aaw it's not really wasted

thank you :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ho ho ho
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# n00b
Is it OK to post a pic and request it be photoshopped for fun?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# You'll only get bullied and bummed.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# you need to go here
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I should know better....
but I always click that link just to see where it goes!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# *registers domain name*
*sets up spoof money making website*


*profits*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# i'd delete that post if i were you
it would be for the bestest

/edit
why is b3ta so unfluffy? personally i'd say go for it. But i know that lots of people will get annoyed for some reason.
Not like the internet isnt already full of crap anyway, whats the problem?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# get some ice cream, watch the board for a bit
and just blend in.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# post it ant i will give it a go
.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Cheers
Go wild ... please !!!!



Here's an earlier effort:




Come one .... Give it a go !!!!

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Ha!
good effort! i'd be surprised if someone topped that
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Yes, That's pretty damn good.
I may have a go at that myself.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# that should have been the original post!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# In a rush but couldn't resist
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
# cheers
Nice one dudes !!!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I sense a disturbance
I think it is a stampede! Run luke!!! RUN!!!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# 'noon b3tans
KILL IT, Kill it hard, with bricks
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# you are a rambling man
aicfmfpf
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I have been known to ramble
usually after returning from the pub and attacking my scotch.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# and I
claim fucking my five pounds fucker?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# and I claim my five pounds five
you know - like ben folds five
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Stewie griffin?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# nope.
just a doodle. It looks more like a girl to me, but then it just happened that way.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ok
nice doodleage!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Stewie Griffin in Final Fantasy VII
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# afternoon
my, that is an enormous head you have there.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# aw
i fancy his bird (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# people often do.
I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sick joke...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Meal?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# deal ?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# or no deal?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# no meal.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# but
i'm so hungry!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# are you sure?
is that your final answer?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# go on lads !
the finish lines in sight

site
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# take me to your ruler!
ahem. nevermind.

(edit: lovely pic, too!)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# nice one


Edit: I can't tell - is hoffman wearing shoes or not in this picture - or one in one out?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
and a big panowie for the convincing shadowieness
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# very nice!
w00t!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# that's fantastic that is
woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# awesome :D
*clicks alot*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# :-D
Bootiful
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# a bit
tacky
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha,
that's grand.

*Clicks*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# The TUTT fairy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Woo!
Sextastic!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *tries to catch a sneaky glimpse of her up-skirt parts as she flies away*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# ^This^

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# to catch a glimpse of
her discreet wings?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# nether-petals

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# YAY
for tott
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# silly RebelHill
it is tutt or totty, but not tott (:
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
*aggressively rapes fairy*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I suspect she will be BlacpLOLing it right this very momentus
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)

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