hehe
all the wrongness of extreme nsfw, but with none of the nsfw. it's almost art, in fact
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:27,
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wrongwrongwrongwrongwrong
I happened to catch this children's cartoon called "Peppa Pig" on tv the other day. This is a picture of the family. Now their faces have a remarkable resemblance to magenta cocks. Could be a coincidence... But take a look at the dad. Look at that 'beard'... how the fuck do they get away with this???
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:17,
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Well, he is a bit odd looking,
but you only see a pervert because you are a pervert (in this case).
They do have CDC heads though, I grant you.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:25,
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They do have CDC heads though, I grant you.
My daughter loves Peppa Pig
And yes, I have noticed the CDC qualities of Daddy Pig's face.
There's plenty of filth to be found in kids' TV. You just have to know where to look...
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:26,
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There's plenty of filth to be found in kids' TV. You just have to know where to look...
not as bad as this australian kids character.
and his bell-end friends!
www.plasmo.tv/awards.htm
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:42,
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and his bell-end friends!
www.plasmo.tv/awards.htm
A pea for the comp
The "Dial-a-Pigeon-Scat-Bukkake Service" didn't last long...
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:01,
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"hello, is that the AA? i've locked myself out of my car.
i need a car key. sorry, the reception here's appalling. i said I NEED A CAR KEY. thank you"
*click*
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:05,
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*click*
I just snorted bogeys on my new jumper.
and it's fucking hand wash only.
Arse.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:13,
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Arse.
*wants to read sign*
*cant read sign*
tis too small
its: -
www.b3tards.com/uploads/homelessshelter.jpg
AICMFP
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:37,
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tis too small
its: -
www.b3tards.com/uploads/homelessshelter.jpg
AICMFP
When life deals you lemons
I hope you choke on them, you stupid lemon eater.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:43,
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Seam Cat!
This was just left on Tattyshop and I really like it.
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, André Breton's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Vonnegut's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Edward O'Brien's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat,, Jusus' Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it and Poisoned Monkey did Tesla's Cat before I could finish it.)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:33,
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This was just left on Tattyshop and I really like it.
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, André Breton's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Vonnegut's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Hull's Cat, Edward O'Brien's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat,, Jusus' Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it and Poisoned Monkey did Tesla's Cat before I could finish it.)
you are not in a
good mood today
your posting "cunt" more then usual
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38,
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your posting "cunt" more then usual
I am in a good mood today.
I am postiong 'Cunt' more than usual.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:39,
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ahhh ok then
im off to watch a band play for 4 hours in liverpool...cya!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:40,
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I have a horrible sensation that this may go down better than the original.
:(
( ,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36,
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that's not a bad thing
by removing things, you've added detail
//art wank
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:48,
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//art wank
It's the juxtaposition of the hard edges of the piece,
coupled with the knowledge of what might have been, against the furry, almost wholesome goodness of the fucking penguin.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:00,
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That's ironic.
I thought it was just a photo. What with a pommel horse just being a fake horse.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:30,
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Newsletter
Holy Jesus H Fucking Christ!
I'm in the NEWSLETTER!
I'm so proud, so proud. I had a couple front-pages ages ago, but this, THIS is the happiest moment of my life! I'm actually IN the newsletter!
I'd like to thank Jesus, and my agent, and those kids I tampered with...
-me
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:11,
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I'm in the NEWSLETTER!
I'm so proud, so proud. I had a couple front-pages ages ago, but this, THIS is the happiest moment of my life! I'm actually IN the newsletter!
I'd like to thank Jesus, and my agent, and those kids I tampered with...
-me
I was once too
I've become a recluse since. I couldn't handle the fame.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:47,
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I would exchange all my single front page
for some grocery shopping.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:20,
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I'd swap all my 0 FPs
for a nice cup of tea.
[I am still sulking that Doppler's cat didn't make it.]
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24,
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[I am still sulking that Doppler's cat didn't make it.]
It's no biggy to give up none.
I've been in the newsletter 5 or 6 times, but never FPed.
I wonder what the stats for the naughty step look like?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35,
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I wonder what the stats for the naughty step look like?
Muppet.
EDIT - bugger, missed a trick there, I should have gone with 'Jerk!'
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:44,
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I have been in it twice.
Or was it three times?
Edit
Proudest moments in my life:
Appearing in the newsletter
Appearing in the newsletter for the second time
Appearing in the newsletter for the third time (confirmed, three times)
All my front pages
The birth of my daughter
Passing my driving test
My first wank to messy climax
My first drunken passing out performance
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22,
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Edit
Proudest moments in my life:
Appearing in the newsletter
Appearing in the newsletter for the second time
Appearing in the newsletter for the third time (confirmed, three times)
All my front pages
The birth of my daughter
Passing my driving test
My first wank to messy climax
My first drunken passing out performance
Mine was
Opening a shop. From conception to shop opening - 6 weeks.
My first DJ gig at a club.
'noon Mr Moon.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:51,
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My first DJ gig at a club.
'noon Mr Moon.
Hi miss Pot. xxx
I'm very jealous about the shop thing. I would swap all of the above for that.
Edit: Maybe I'll keep the wank thing actually.
Well done.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:59,
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Edit: Maybe I'll keep the wank thing actually.
Well done.
which bit was yours?
congrats. my fp was the happiest day of my life
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:28,
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congrats. my fp was the happiest day of my life
The story of my knocking out a chick.
That was NOT my proudest moment.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35,
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Why do people find manuals so confusing?
I find them invaluable in reminding me wtf was I thinking when I bought the piece of crap in the first place.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:08,
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I find them invaluable in reminding me wtf was I thinking when I bought the piece of crap in the first place.
haha look it says "knob"
and "breasts".
and "thrust".
woo for dirty manuals!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:10,
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and "thrust".
woo for dirty manuals!
You know that feeling when you just *have* to do something?
I don't know why. It just had to be done.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05,
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I don't know why. It just had to be done.
absolutely
its not every day you see a photo of a super hero and a load of pensioners. So - when you get such a picture - you should totally add a speech bubble.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06,
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if that's dandruff
I'd be more worried about the obvious complex ecosystem that's developed
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:05,
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Silly inscrutable,
Saturday is not Sunday!
Lovely photograph, though ;)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:08,
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Lovely photograph, though ;)
n00b
Is it OK to post a pic and request it be photoshopped for fun?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:58,
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I should know better....
but I always click that link just to see where it goes!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04,
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*registers domain name*
*sets up spoof money making website*
*profits*
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:06,
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*profits*
i'd delete that post if i were you
it would be for the bestest
/edit
why is b3ta so unfluffy? personally i'd say go for it. But i know that lots of people will get annoyed for some reason.
Not like the internet isnt already full of crap anyway, whats the problem?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:02,
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/edit
why is b3ta so unfluffy? personally i'd say go for it. But i know that lots of people will get annoyed for some reason.
Not like the internet isnt already full of crap anyway, whats the problem?
get some ice cream, watch the board for a bit
and just blend in.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:03,
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Cheers
Go wild ... please !!!!
Here's an earlier effort:
Come one .... Give it a go !!!!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:26,
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Here's an earlier effort:
Come one .... Give it a go !!!!
I sense a disturbance
I think it is a stampede! Run luke!!! RUN!!!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:04,
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I have been known to ramble
usually after returning from the pub and attacking my scotch.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:50,
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and I claim my five pounds five
you know - like ben folds five
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:23,
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nope.
just a doodle. It looks more like a girl to me, but then it just happened that way.
( ,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:51,
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people often do.
I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
( ,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:59,
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take me to your ruler!
ahem. nevermind.
(edit: lovely pic, too!)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:37,
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(edit: lovely pic, too!)
nice one
Edit: I can't tell - is hoffman wearing shoes or not in this picture - or one in one out?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:47,
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Edit: I can't tell - is hoffman wearing shoes or not in this picture - or one in one out?
woo yay hoopla
and a big panowie for the convincing shadowieness
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:38,
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*tries to catch a sneaky glimpse of her up-skirt parts as she flies away*
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 13:31,
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