he's just waiting for his scurvy knave
to bring the bucket and spade :)
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thankyou kindly for saying my doodle was nice
i fink that your crab is nice. if you had lots. youd have nice crabs.
Arrrrrr! me harties
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:46,
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Arrrrrr! me harties
Haha, very nice :)
I was just thinking about how i read the post below as rhyming with "cove" and started thinking about crabs on beaches. A single stroke of the f5 key and this comes up. Coincidence? I think not.
Have a woo:
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:54,
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Have a woo:
hello and hooray!
they rock... the happy flower giving robot is particualrly jolly :)
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Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:20,
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woo!
I just can't stop listening to 'She comes in colours' recently, yay for Love!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:48,
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I just can't stop listening to 'She comes in colours' recently, yay for Love!
but it says ya greek !
and they say women can't make their minds up.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:42,
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i'm sure it's on family guy when they go to the native american casino
but then again the simpson had a very similar episode...so you could be right
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:54,
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False
no true!
I mean false!
or is it true?!?
AAARGH the possibilities!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:29,
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I mean false!
or is it true?!?
AAARGH the possibilities!
where you gone ?
i was gonna tell you off for dissin me home boys PJ and Duncan
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:33,
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I don't know if you've noticed
but this is not the talk board.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:35,
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Careful
Purple onion is not in the mood for frivolity. Watch what you say, he has the angry fingers of a goaded Spanish guitarist
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:38,
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"I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did."
Actually, I am still laughing at this. And Mrs Onion is asleep so I have to laugh quietly
which makes it all the more hilarious.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:49,
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Actually, I am still laughing at this. And Mrs Onion is asleep so I have to laugh quietly
which makes it all the more hilarious.
Etymological query
I am trying to find the earliest confirmed use of the phrase "I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out".
Please advise.
E
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:59,
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Please advise.
E
Arf
I totally fell for the bogus google link. I like to think of it as bogoogle.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:04,
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Well, dubbin
There is this site www.faganfinder.com/google2.html for searching google by date but it doesn't seem to work.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:10,
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It was on page 312 of
Jane Austen's Mansfield Park. Since no
one has actually read the novel in the last
hundred years, the origin has become obscure.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:17,
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one has actually read the novel in the last
hundred years, the origin has become obscure.
With both pokery and jiggery
using alltheweb.com I have discovered that this site had the first recorded instance, in 2001:
www.rapopus.dircon.co.uk/wisdom_of_steps.html
I doubt this was genuinely the first. I have a feeling it was Rock Profile?
I seriously won't sleep until I know the answer with the certainty of a minotaur.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:19,
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www.rapopus.dircon.co.uk/wisdom_of_steps.html
I doubt this was genuinely the first. I have a feeling it was Rock Profile?
I seriously won't sleep until I know the answer with the certainty of a minotaur.
you've been saving this profile for two years ago to be a troll
and this is the best you can do?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:24,
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ok
anything else constructive to add? cos if not i'll just sit here laughing like a scooter
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:28,
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In fact
if you look here
www.b3ta.com/board/26935
you'll see I have been posting since 2002, albeit with a different user name.
I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:30,
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www.b3ta.com/board/26935
you'll see I have been posting since 2002, albeit with a different user name.
I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did.
I really don't care that you are a troll, but let me
give you some honest, heartfelt advice. Statements like this:
"I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did."
just make you look like a bigger idiot than your original post.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41,
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"I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did."
just make you look like a bigger idiot than your original post.
I'm pretty sure
... thats its somewhere in the first season of Scrubs, which if I'm not mistaken first started airing in 2000... (I'm probably wrong though).
Elliot (the sexy female med student): Hahaha! That was so funny, I laughed so hard a little wee came out!
Random patient stares at Elliot
Elliot (to random patient): Oh don't worry I cleaned up after.
... Later on in episode ...
JD: I laughed so hard a little pee came out!
JD: No, it didn't really.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:26,
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Elliot (the sexy female med student): Hahaha! That was so funny, I laughed so hard a little wee came out!
Random patient stares at Elliot
Elliot (to random patient): Oh don't worry I cleaned up after.
... Later on in episode ...
JD: I laughed so hard a little pee came out!
JD: No, it didn't really.
Wasn't it in Friends?
The one where Monica has a funny colleague at work, and it makes Chandler jealous?
I only remember it because it had the best gag in the show ever - "What am I asking you for? You're a door - you only like 'knock, knock' jokes."
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:29,
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I only remember it because it had the best gag in the show ever - "What am I asking you for? You're a door - you only like 'knock, knock' jokes."
Scrubs, Friends, Rock Profile
entirely plausible all, but what I need is FACTS. My mother is dying (she has the scumbles) and I promised her I'd find out.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:33,
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Pearoast for compo...
Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!!
/wishes he'd thought of that clickly link wording!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:45,
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Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!!
/wishes he'd thought of that clickly link wording!
are they selling these in Argos yet?
*writes another letter to Santa*
Dildos and chainsaws - two things that get me very excited...
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:51,
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Dildos and chainsaws - two things that get me very excited...
Who's the cover-girl?
Yeah sorry I know the Bush things a bit old but....and the seams look a lot worse all of a sudden!
:/
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:37,
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Yeah sorry I know the Bush things a bit old but....and the seams look a lot worse all of a sudden!
:/
ms paint doesnt do vectors
at least last time i used it it didnt
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:28,
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yeah,
someone needs to do a write up about what a vector actually is.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:29,
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it is
a computer image that uses mathmatical descriptions of paths and fills to define the graphic. It can be resized without loss of definition. Technically there has never been a vector image on b3ta because they can't be displayed.
You can however take the results of your vectored image and make a gif copy for publishing.
This is not a vector image as there have never been any paths or fils. This is a flat colour tracing.
Happy now? ;)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:44,
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You can however take the results of your vectored image and make a gif copy for publishing.
This is not a vector image as there have never been any paths or fils. This is a flat colour tracing.
Happy now? ;)
by
vectors...i meani had to much time on my hands when i was supposed to be doing an essey, and traced over the original myself.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:32,
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yes, but he only claimed to have
*tried* to vectorise himself and failed.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:37,
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HE
is a she...and yea it is really shit but it was a first attempt with out the proper programme.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:39,
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oooof
I misread this as vasectomise.
Best done with a sharp pair of scissors and a sticking plaster.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:45,
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Best done with a sharp pair of scissors and a sticking plaster.
what you should do is
download the 30 day trial of illustrator from adobe and just before you install it you e-mail a nice man of your choice and he returns to you a serial number for you to install it. Then he provides an activation code so you end up with free software. That's what you could do, if you knew a nice man.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:47,
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sorry for the gender assumption.
I was not trying to criticise the drawing but attempting a subtle dig at the poster
who made the silly comment about vectors.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:06,
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who made the silly comment about vectors.
pfft!
Wonderful.
mmmm...coffee-ey minge
And i'll leave you all with that thought,
Night guys/gals/gays
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:53,
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mmmm...coffee-ey minge
And i'll leave you all with that thought,
Night guys/gals/gays
best 'uckin thing
I've seen in a long time, woo!
p.s. Are we still doing the whole 'ham toucher' thing?
And maybe compo it?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:23,
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I've seen in a long time, woo!
p.s. Are we still doing the whole 'ham toucher' thing?
And maybe compo it?
funnily enough
that's what I'd like to do to nestle with their precious nescafe!
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Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:53,
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HA!
Did you ever wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming in the sea?
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:31,
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De ja fucking vu
three times tonight this has happened!!!!!
edit: and they are still on the board!!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:39,
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edit: and they are still on the board!!
erm thanks
I think.
( if I wanted four bums I'd hire Franz Ferdinand ;))
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:28,
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( if I wanted four bums I'd hire Franz Ferdinand ;))
Oh yes,
I just saw the green...
Forgive me for not taking too long a look at the image. :)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:35,
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Forgive me for not taking too long a look at the image. :)
Sorry,
I'm not a very forgiving sort.
*leaves to burn your girlfriend*
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:36,
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*leaves to burn your girlfriend*
KFCs new promotion wasn't very popular with Husbands
However Barry White fans screamed with delight.
first post in yonkeys dears.... :O
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:59,
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first post in yonkeys dears.... :O
haha
And so you should. He may have been a fat bastard, and a man but I reckon he'd have had my knickers off in 3 minutes. ( runs off to rummage for best of Barry White CD to get in the mood for rattling Mrs Zoot's back in a while )
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:11,
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img338.imageshack.us/img338/3645/76stang2zl.jpg
THAT is amazing, Mr. Cadillac - almost gives me the orn*
*oh, it does.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:14,
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THAT is amazing, Mr. Cadillac - almost gives me the orn*
*oh, it does.
I reckon he was thinking:
'ooh, I must just pop out and touch some ham'
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:57,
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'ooh, I must just pop out and touch some ham'
you sir are a
pea-roasting whore. But I've not seen it before and it's so naff it made me giggle like a schoolgirl on amphetamine so have a woo.
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