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# YARRRRR!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Yarr!
Is he be diggin' fer buried treasure?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# he's just waiting for his scurvy knave
to bring the bucket and spade :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Ahoy you sexy crabby!
woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# thankyou kindly for saying my doodle was nice
i fink that your crab is nice. if you had lots. youd have nice crabs.

Arrrrrr! me harties
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Yay!
Top stuff
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:47, archived)
# wonderfuel
that's the beauty of gas
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:47, archived)
# woooooo
observes Viking activity in background...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Haha, very nice :)
I was just thinking about how i read the post below as rhyming with "cove" and started thinking about crabs on beaches. A single stroke of the f5 key and this comes up. Coincidence? I think not.

Have a woo:

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# I like this
vere much.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# your pics seem to be getting corsair and corsair.

woo, matey!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ooof!
:)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# haharrrr YARRR!
I love him to bitsies. And you ;)
Not seen you in a while but I've been busy so indulge an old man will you?



( sorry ) ;) nice to see yarrr!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# hello and hooray!
they rock... the happy flower giving robot is particualrly jolly :)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# not very exciting
but have a doodle
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
all you need is love :D
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# that's rather nice
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# woo!


I just can't stop listening to 'She comes in colours' recently, yay for Love!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# that is rather nice
'tis true
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Ahh, vere pretty. : )
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# haha
lovely as always :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Hello dux
I am a quack.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# but it says ya greek !
and they say women can't make their minds up.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I are a both
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# thats just crazy talk
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Wow
how did you know my indian name?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
isn't that a joke from family guy..
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Heh
erm, it could be. I got it from the Simpsons though.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# i'm sure it's on family guy when they go to the native american casino
but then again the simpson had a very similar episode...so you could be right
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# You are a nonsense
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# i'm not a nonce
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# hello!
aint you cute!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Dux am the lovely
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Your duck made me giggle
lots
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I like
his style
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# quack!
:)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Is he
going cross-eyed trying to read the word Quack?

Woo!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# is kittins too
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# True or false
Flange?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# True
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# or is it?
gayer!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# False
no true!

I mean false!

or is it true?!?

AAARGH the possibilities!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Bracket
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# where you gone ?
i was gonna tell you off for dissin me home boys PJ and Duncan
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I don't know if you've noticed
but this is not the talk board.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Careful
Purple onion is not in the mood for frivolity. Watch what you say, he has the angry fingers of a goaded Spanish guitarist
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# "I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did."

Actually, I am still laughing at this. And Mrs Onion is asleep so I have to laugh quietly
which makes it all the more hilarious.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# heh heh
downs syndrome kids love Abba don't they?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Etymological query
I am trying to find the earliest confirmed use of the phrase "I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out".

Please advise.

E
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Arf
I totally fell for the bogus google link. I like to think of it as bogoogle.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# The cunningness..
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Pft
Haha wit!1eleventyone.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Well, dubbin
There is this site www.faganfinder.com/google2.html for searching google by date but it doesn't seem to work.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# try
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# It was on page 312 of
Jane Austen's Mansfield Park. Since no
one has actually read the novel in the last
hundred years, the origin has become obscure.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# With both pokery and jiggery
using alltheweb.com I have discovered that this site had the first recorded instance, in 2001:

www.rapopus.dircon.co.uk/wisdom_of_steps.html

I doubt this was genuinely the first. I have a feeling it was Rock Profile?

I seriously won't sleep until I know the answer with the certainty of a minotaur.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# you've been saving this profile for two years ago to be a troll
and this is the best you can do?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# ok
anything else constructive to add? cos if not i'll just sit here laughing like a scooter
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# In fact
if you look here

www.b3ta.com/board/26935

you'll see I have been posting since 2002, albeit with a different user name.

I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I really don't care that you are a troll, but let me
give you some honest, heartfelt advice. Statements like this:

"I am not a troll, but would rather be one than someone who pops up and farts into a wet egg like you just did."

just make you look like a bigger idiot than your original post.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# ...god help us...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
... thats its somewhere in the first season of Scrubs, which if I'm not mistaken first started airing in 2000... (I'm probably wrong though).

Elliot (the sexy female med student): Hahaha! That was so funny, I laughed so hard a little wee came out!

Random patient stares at Elliot

Elliot (to random patient): Oh don't worry I cleaned up after.

... Later on in episode ...

JD: I laughed so hard a little pee came out!
JD: No, it didn't really.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# you smell of toenails.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Wasn't it in Friends?
The one where Monica has a funny colleague at work, and it makes Chandler jealous?
I only remember it because it had the best gag in the show ever - "What am I asking you for? You're a door - you only like 'knock, knock' jokes."
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Scrubs, Friends, Rock Profile
entirely plausible all, but what I need is FACTS. My mother is dying (she has the scumbles) and I promised her I'd find out.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# you lucky debil
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That has potential
A bit of music is required.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:01, archived)
# ant and dec
edit:i mean pj and duncan

altho their not cockney.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:22, archived)
# fantastic!

*clicks*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I think F1 sponsorship is getting a little silly.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Well I thought it was funny
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Well if one person liked it
then it was worthwhile.

thanks.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo...

Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!!


/wishes he'd thought of that clickly link wording!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# are they selling these in Argos yet?
*writes another letter to Santa*

Dildos and chainsaws - two things that get me very excited...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Who's the cover-girl?

Yeah sorry I know the Bush things a bit old but....and the seams look a lot worse all of a sudden!
:/
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)
# heh heh
does anyone remember DtH's "Vague"?
/fanboy
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Yes!
And I loved it!

here it is...

Thanks glasscox
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Hahah....
tha's proper smart

:)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
he said twatbox...

edit: woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# but wait
isn't this an actually practical idea?

woo yay
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I won't be
looking at a relay baton on the same way again...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
That made me chuckle a lot!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# i tried
to vectorise myself...but all i had was MS paint so its a bit shit.
AND its a jpeg...so that makes it worse...
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:25, archived)
# not a bad effect
shame about the artifacts.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# ms paint doesnt do vectors
at least last time i used it it didnt
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# yeah,
someone needs to do a write up about what a vector actually is.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)
# it is
a computer image that uses mathmatical descriptions of paths and fills to define the graphic. It can be resized without loss of definition. Technically there has never been a vector image on b3ta because they can't be displayed.
You can however take the results of your vectored image and make a gif copy for publishing.
This is not a vector image as there have never been any paths or fils. This is a flat colour tracing.

Happy now? ;)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# woah
yar, just need to be broadcast to those of who dont know
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# by
vectors...i meani had to much time on my hands when i was supposed to be doing an essey, and traced over the original myself.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Was it an English
Language Essay?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# yes, but he only claimed to have
*tried* to vectorise himself and failed.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)
# HE
is a she...and yea it is really shit but it was a first attempt with out the proper programme.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# oooof
I misread this as vasectomise.
Best done with a sharp pair of scissors and a sticking plaster.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# what you should do is
download the 30 day trial of illustrator from adobe and just before you install it you e-mail a nice man of your choice and he returns to you a serial number for you to install it. Then he provides an activation code so you end up with free software. That's what you could do, if you knew a nice man.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I knew a nice man,
but he made my bottom hurt . . .
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# sorry for the gender assumption.
I was not trying to criticise the drawing but attempting a subtle dig at the poster
who made the silly comment about vectors.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I like the filesize
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)
# woo :¬)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Apropos of fuck all
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# oh yeah
the caffeine kick every girl needs
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# i thought i was alone in liking my coffee that way
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)
# what?
You too?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
compo it!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# ROFFLEMAYO
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# pfft!
Wonderful.
mmmm...coffee-ey minge


And i'll leave you all with that thought,
Night guys/gals/gays
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahaaahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahaha
thank you
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:56, archived)
# best 'uckin thing

I've seen in a long time, woo!


p.s. Are we still doing the whole 'ham toucher' thing?

And maybe compo it?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:23, archived)
# 100% coffee grinder
we likeses
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:23, archived)
# funnily enough
that's what I'd like to do to nestle with their precious nescafe!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaahahaha
what the fuck.. brilliant!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Parallel Universe peurillity....
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
# I haven't rolled this out for weeks, but:
P
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
#
F
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
#
T
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# HA!
Did you ever wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming in the sea?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# minge pie
still
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Charcoal.
100% fact.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# willies
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Alaska?


(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# The aristocrats!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# De ja fucking vu
three times tonight this has happened!!!!!

edit: and they are still on the board!!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Jakarta?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)
# totty don make my twit leak
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# yes he is
the spacker
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# For Zoot.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# erm thanks
I think.

( if I wanted four bums I'd hire Franz Ferdinand ;))
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# #1 Google images result for
[zoot]
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# I don't remember posing
for that!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Ooh,
nice elbows
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Sorry, is that NSFW?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Are they
spit-roasting Orville?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# No.
It's a pea roast.

Check those boots though.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Oh yes,
I just saw the green...
Forgive me for not taking too long a look at the image. :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Sorry,
I'm not a very forgiving sort.

*leaves to burn your girlfriend*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I haven't got a cat
(some bastard burnt it) :(
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Cat?
your girlfriend is a cat?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Crappy sex toy.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Derek and Clive!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# i like this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] KFCs new promotion wasn't very popular with Husbands
However Barry White fans screamed with delight.


first post in yonkeys dears.... :O
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# And a rather good one it is
Woo :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# MMM
Tasty
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
*fwaps over Barry "Fat Bastard" White*
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)
# haha
And so you should. He may have been a fat bastard, and a man but I reckon he'd have had my knickers off in 3 minutes. ( runs off to rummage for best of Barry White CD to get in the mood for rattling Mrs Zoot's back in a while )
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)
#
img338.imageshack.us/img338/3645/76stang2zl.jpg

THAT is amazing, Mr. Cadillac - almost gives me the orn*

*oh, it does.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# cheers
it was a long slog for that one.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Mmm. Finger licking good
wooyay
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# haha,
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hooo
hooorah!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# a slightly imporved pea-roast
Image hosting by Photobucket

note only slightly
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I reckon he was thinking:

'ooh, I must just pop out and touch some ham'

(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# errrm
*cough* maybe
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# you sir are a
pea-roasting whore. But I've not seen it before and it's so naff it made me giggle like a schoolgirl on amphetamine so have a woo.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# schoolgirls on amphetamines?
that gets me thinking...
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# and me too
I wonder if we are thinking the same thing?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# epic animation

776.39 kB and optimisation just destroys the feel, and there's not much worse than having your feel destroyed, so clicky on the pictury for the animationy.
contains flashing images and the obligatory poor taste.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)
# NNGNGNGN that is most brilliant sir!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# let's hope
that my hosting doesn't die on me :)
and thank you
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
Thats nice, woo!
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# tanky yee
I really put too much effort into this
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahah
That's rather cool :)
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# woo

I espackialy liked the ending
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I still think it needs
more BLOOD
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Marvellous
Woo yay!
Top hummus
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# lol!
spongco indeed :D
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)

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