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I'm just helping Digeridude with his spam, he's already
posted this over 4 times before, so why not make it a few more.

Edit: for those that can't detect it, that's sarcasm.
The twunt keeps posting the same unrealistic animation over and over and pretends he's some big game developer and has a masters in graphics LOL. I mean cmon I don't even browse b3ta that much and yet even I've seen him post it 4 times by now.

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

you taking the piss?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

Hit him TUTT!

*kicks CG extending machine thingy over*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

ewww! NO!

CHOMP MY PRETTY! CHOOOOOOOOOOMP!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

hahaha

I love this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

RAR

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

bzip2 is better

and gpl

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

hahaha

I lol'd at that

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abandonnship, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

DON'T LAUGH AT LOCK JAWED APPLES

or they'll CHOMP you

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Oh noes!

*fears*

*giggles*

*fears again*

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abandonnship, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

hehehe

I hadn't seen that
wonderful!

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abandonnship, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

hehe!

that's fantastic!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

Nice

damn fine work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

Hee hee hee

I love you TUTT :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

*mmmmmmmmmmwah*

you still...

???

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

Awwww

they've no hands

(Hmmm, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:11, archived)

Nah

I'm OK today :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Here: Have an improved pic

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

and the two or three times before that

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

ffs

this AGAIN??? It's looked the same all along to me.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

Again???

It's still boring. BORING BORING BORING.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

it`s a really nice animation

but doesn`t need to be posted 3 times in 24 hours :(

especially when one has just been pushed off the bottom of the page

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

tell that to Digeridude

maybe he hopes to spam it so much that eventually some rich twunt with too much money will pay him 10,000 for that rendering.

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

*buys*

*destroys*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

cardinal sin and all

but he does great pics, and I like his stuff

so there we go.. an enigma wrapped in a paper bag

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

right I`m adding a fucking ambulance AND a dog

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

AMBOOOLANCE!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

will make it

muchly more woosome.

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

don;t forget the old lady getting a fisting

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

autocomplete?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

hahahaha!

not before time too!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

ouch

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

Hahaha

nice one :)

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

that's HAWT!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

best yet

*imaginary clicks*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

much aceness!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

if only i could click this

"i like this"

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/vote.php?id=5885734&verify_code=YOURCODEHERE

grab your verify code by mousing over "I like this" ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

woot

or something

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

ha ha ha ha

fab

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pippy is a truck, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

hahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

And people complain

about bandwagons. At least the image changes a bit each time!!!11eleventyone

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

what the fuck?

really?

why?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

*cries*

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in vino veritas, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

the best way to complain about it

is to post it yourself.

Yes, that is the best way.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

It's working

so far :)

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

naah

i'm pretty sure everyone just thinks you're a dick.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:11, archived)

oh great fount of wisdom,

you speaketh the truth.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

I can't speak for everybody else

but I most CERTAINLY do

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FoldsFive, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

you can speak for me in this instance

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

cock

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

LOLLES

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:10, archived)

ha ha ha

The artifacts make it even funnier

:)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

so you decided to

combat someone else's threadwasting by indulging in a bit of threadwasting?

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Mon 1 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

oh god make it stop

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

if it helps

I haven't seen it and I think it's nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

it's not even hiiiiiis though

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

I hate threadwasting!

I can only combat this by.. threadwasting!

Your logic is astounding.

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FoldsFive, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

he's been froglicking again

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

Haha

I just saw that episode yesterday.

(The C, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

hmmm.. needs more ambulance...

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

i wish this

... was my beard yaaay

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

hahahaaha

ace!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

excellent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

Also...

needs more compo submition.

(WiggZ, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

forgot

about that...

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

Wow!

Is that real? (apart from the spinny windmill thing and the general lack of sharks)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

apparently so...

news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=3&u=/060429/photos_us_rank_afp/f2a67204d09123819e22aefc3253e802

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

Dear God,

Please will you let my beard grow big and strong, so that I too can provide a fun source of renewable energy.

Lots of love,

B.H.

Ps. woo, this gets my vote.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

lovely!

smashing

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

and remember this

you don't need anythiiiiiiiiiiing....

other than Icecream.

*edit, come on, someone must get teh words....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

hahahahaha!

brilliant

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

woo!

2 days this wagons been rolling, no sign of slowing yet

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

hey!

mugatu doesn't allow bandwagons! Quiet!
(Tho the dog one's only been going for a couple of hours...)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

thats the best woo

I have ever seen

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

I dunno

I prefer Jessies pic

And she isnt void of touch

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

that was a 5k post.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

checked the profile lately?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

hahaha "man man man man man yeah man man"

*touch*

OH AYE!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

SHUT IT YOOOOOU TAAAAAAAART

slag.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

Fanj did crack you!

I knew it!

;)

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

"tap"

the verb is "tap" ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

as in tap dancing bars?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

as in "tap, hammer"

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

you fucking cunt

/not Irish

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

WHOOPS.

we sorry. Buys TuTT another G+T

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

STOP!

Hammer tap!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

No, I believe he actually cracked her

at least, it's more interesting that way

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abandonnship, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

I could go very crude here

but I'll STOP. now. HAMMERTIEM

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

Crude?

Here?
Are you out of your mind?

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abandonnship, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

she's only wee

And yes. I am.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

lady lumps!

*sniggers*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

no that's CANCER

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

good cancer?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

whatever

's all good to me

;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

*touches inappropriately*

oooh yeah

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

I'm really enjoying this bandwagon

*leans backward with arms folded behind head*

*falls*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

Points

and laughs.

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

It always happens

to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

Best one yet.

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FoldsFive, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

its the photo of the guy with the star wars tattoos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

twice!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

Like all good things

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

is that

a roulette wheel?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

at about 24 million mph

yes

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

Like all good things

(Hmmm, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

its the photo of the guy with the star wars tattoos

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

in a centrifuge

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

It looks a lot

like my screensaver

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

I broke my vow then

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

for fucks sake will you stop posting this shit bandwagon in new threads

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

mate, it's a new image

and I quite liked this idea
btw, it's 'bandwagon'

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

what?

I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Just fucking spit it out already...

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

You're so right

This dog has had it's day.

Now they're making a dogs-dinner of it.

Ps. Do you want your dummy back?

(Party Sausage, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

now the world don`t move to the beat of just one drum...

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

grumpy pants grumpy pants grumpy pants grumpy pants grumpy pants grumpy pants

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

things like this make b3ta a bit shit sometimes. Why would anyone want to see the same shit picture over and over? It wasn't even funny to begin with.

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

would yer like a nice ice cream, brian peppers?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

I thought that said 'bacom farm' for a minute

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

a few people have thought that

I think you`re all bacon on the brain

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

and you were telling ME not to repost!

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

so go off the site for a while then

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

or think about some nice lesbians

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

think???

disgraceful!
I prefer to open my lesbian video folder ;)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

I`m not allowed one

the missus would go mad

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

ok. Laters.

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

ffs will you stop getting worked up about it?

this happens all the time here!!11!11omg!1!!1

/secretly agrees

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

dont sugar coat it

say what you really think

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

OK... LESBIANS ARE BRILL

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

yeah

:) (still thinking it)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

I just felt

left out not replying to this thread.

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

well

why not reply to my original post? ;)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooes

AMBOOLAAANCE

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

it's great

to watch the development of a bandwagon, as it happens... i've just spazzed back, and they gradually get closer to the original until it was possible to work out what it originally said on the sign :)

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St3cks, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

Me maw me maw

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

Anti racist; Pro clean clothes!

The perfect advertising stand-point!

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Scumulus There's a hole in my bucket :(, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

hahaha! woodles!

i did an advert for white spirit using the KKK but alas i cant find it to repost! So imagine it....

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

*imagines

*clicks

(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

If only

they really would vanish

who's that wizard guy in the middle btw, wrong meeting?

(Hmmm, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

mindpiss

he doesnt look very happy having his picture taken, maybe because he's wearing the wrong dress

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

Osama Bin Dun

so sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

But....

Surely not with so many meanings ;p !

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Scumulus There's a hole in my bucket :(, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

I grant you that one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

Shame on them!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

The ambulance service...

Are racist?

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Scumulus There's a hole in my bucket :(, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

fluorescent greeny yellow is the new white

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

they aren't the real ambulance people

they are St. Johns ambulance, the most they can do is put a band-aid on you.

So why you see them at motor racing circuits is a mystery to me...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

cheap tickets

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

they are always watching, ready to help the general public

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

he'll land

on porky's arse in the middle! (may not be porky)

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:34, archived)

Took a second...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:34, archived)

hahaha!

i didn't see the ambulance at first, i got as far as hovering over "save picture as..."

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:34, archived)

Are you one of those people who saves every image they like?

Your poor, poor hard drive. Think of the hard drives =(

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

i was going to save it to add an ambulance.

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5885542

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

oh shiiiiit maaaaan

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

!!!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

bahahahaa

exactly what i told myself not to do! :)

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

ha ha ha

pain! snap! arg!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Excellent!

Woo for subtle ambulances!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Not real.

No bridge.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

It's just outside the frame.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

indeed

(no one spotted it earlier - but it was thickies time here at the zoo)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

Great stuff!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

hehehhe

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

ooer!

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

ha ha ha

that's gonna take some effort to squeeze out

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

Go cat go!

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:32, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:29, archived)

haha

yay, i love your style.

*clicks*

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:29, archived)

^ this

/lazy

(Pachey, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

Heheheheheh!

Brilliant as ever, fella!

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FoldsFive, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

* likes this *

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

He's licked the frog!

Most woo, butters!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

Is that from

Family Guy?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

"Your life will hit the skids

and your kids will be born without eyelids,
you gotta give up the toad"

..certainly is

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FoldsFive, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Family Guy Rocks.

Fact.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

When it had a plot and some slapstick elements instead of being 90% garbage filler material

filler material written by people who seem to believe that substituting humour for a really stupid tangent usually involving a celebrity is a good idea it did indeed rock.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

If you were the head of Fox network, what would you cancel?

Family Guy or Futurama.

Me: Futurama

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

I'd hang myself actually.

Bunch of propaganda pushing, mediocre humour loving cnuts.

I find that with Fox aminations the 'good' ones have a fairly strong start and go on that way for a season or two before they get hijacked and turned into deliberately generic shows. Things like the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad... they all turned into humourless mush that pretends to be outrageous without ever offending anyone, tell jokes that are neither funny nor particularly awful and have no real plot or character development. I'd go as far as to say it's deliberate. They become programs you remember as being funny once that have become so flat and featureless you'll turn them on in the background without even thinking or watch all the way through before you realise you didn't laugh once.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

My guess

is American Dad

(Wombatovic, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

ja klar

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

Again!

ha ha ha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

needs more spastic tweening

you knows i love you baby! woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:31, archived)

*Puts Tutt over my knee*

Be nice!

*spanks*
or I'll stop!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:32, archived)

oh baby!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant!

(

RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:32, archived)

You have to admire

his determination.

And his brains, but only for their copiousness.

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:34, archived)

yay!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

he he i did one a bit like yours yesterday

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Great.

But far too little blood. :)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

your right

needs more

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

FABulous

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

fantastic

woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

You win everything.

Forever.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

seen one too many ambulances eh?

poor feller just couldn't take 'em anymore.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

for a 15 year old kid your stuff is first rate.

keep it up!!

woo

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

Not exactly alternative energy

But a way to more efficiently use what we've got:

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gp_guineapig, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:17, archived)

Wouldn't they melt

on the way through?

Magma's pretty warm, you know...

(but woo anyway!)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:18, archived)

Its coaxial and insulated.

The cool weather bit is on the outside,
the danish chick transfer tunnel in the central layer
the hot california weather goes through the core.
Perfectly insulated!

Also - think how fast these girls are going. They dive in head first. They're accelerating at 9.8m/s2 towards the center (about 6km) - reaching maximum velocity at the point of highest heat so they'll only be briefly exposed and just get a nice tan. Then (and this is the best bit!) they start to decelerate until they reach my back garden, upright, tanned, and just pop out slowly enough to easily catch.

There will of course be some air drag, but I think a capsule or inital firing mechanism (like the old compressed air mail tubes) could overcome that with a little work.

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gp_guineapig, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:29, archived)

Not quite.

As the tunnel isn't perpendicular to the surface of the planet (and doesn't pass through the centre of the planet) then the acceleration will be less than 9.8m/s^2 along the tube. In fact, the net force on the hot sweedish blonde will cause her to rub on the side of the tunnel. Thus it will definitely need a low-friction carriadge to run in the tube.

/pedant

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

Modifications

Could we bend the tube to pass through the center? Then no rubbage on the swede. Just worked it out - I think (recalling my high school math and ignoring drag) Helga will be doing 346m/s (1245kph) at the center. We definitely need capsules, or its going mess up her hair.

We could also have some mass switching system down there too, so we could route hot Thai girls to London and so on.

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gp_guineapig, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

Can you imagine

The centripetal force at the bend in the centre of the planet though?

And are you sure about that speed? Acceleration is not a constant in this situation.

Still a top idea though!

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

Bugger, you're right. 0g at earths core.

BUt assuming no HSCD (Hot swedish chick drag) they'd accelerate to maximum velocity at about half (?) depth, decelerate to zero at the center - but because of momentum keep on rocking, acelerating again to max at 3/4 but (I think) still arrive at zero speed in my garden. The only problems now are:
1) They'd probably get a bit more of a tan than is good for them (and you know how fair skinned they all are)
2) It would take a bit longer for them to show up.

The curve at the bottom is going to be a problem though. Definitely need runners, or capsules or a big water slide type thing.

Maybe I should just use it for air conditioning after all and move to the "Tall australian blonde de-atomizing transport bay" I've back burnered recently.

EDIT: Found this: hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/Hbase/mechanics/earthole.html

It would take 42 minutes for Helga to reach me, and she'd reach a max velocity of 17,700 mph. Glad to see other people waste days at work too.

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gp_guineapig, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

nice work

*starts digging*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:19, archived)

hehehe

maaaaag-maaa (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:21, archived)

can be used to transport yummy danish bacon to america

(Hmmm, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:24, archived)

and it'll be cooked when it arrives

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:26, archived)

mmm the country would smell of bacon

yum yum yum

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:28, archived)

That

looks very vaginal.

Like the idea though.

(

nick the greek, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:26, archived)

^ that

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

But there's party going on behind you!

Meh. Didn't work. I'll have to study this optimisation wotsit. Thanks again for the suggestions.

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alienheat, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:04, archived)

Jesus!

That's almost half a meg! That even loaded slowly on my broadband. Please, think of the dial-uppers!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:05, archived)

Oh dear -- yes, it is. I shall

trim.

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alienheat, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:09, archived)

You might want to remove the dithering

and set it to only update the bits that have changed on each frame. That should drop the filesize by a few hundred Kb!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

Is there a tutorial for this updating of specific areas of a .gif business?

It sounds fiddly and technical and very hard to do

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:15, archived)

Dead easy in GIMP

All the frames appear as layers, and you just erase the unchanging parts of each layer.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:21, archived)

hmmmm

I will have to take a look at this GIMP

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

and crop the border off

and read this

lemony's magic image-making-smaller-thing

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:17, archived)

Thanks for the suggestions.

I'll get on the guide now.

I do sorely need it!

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alienheat, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:18, archived)

link it for the moment

and don't repost it. We've all seen it now.

(

drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:21, archived)

well arn't you the nice helpfull one

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:23, archived)

hmm...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:29, archived)

wow

I dont know if that's for real, but a tattoo with "i will die alone" is way too ace!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

No, I did that

www.b3ta.com/board/5885191

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:08, archived)

nice work!

in fact, was the best part of it :D

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:12, archived)

Indeed.

edit - in fact that is so good, I'd tag it just in case the red-top tabloids decide to nick it...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

Sorry Tunaboy

I was entirely under the impression it was real! I had no intention of passing off your work.

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alienheat, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:17, archived)

Hey!

I did it not him!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:21, archived)

This

^

He has the hoummus, not I.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:22, archived)

Not my work

But I'm sure HappyToast doesn't mind - you shopped the picture, that's the point of b3ta, it's just that the papers tend to steal pictures from here without crediting the authors.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:21, archived)

Oi! alienheat, you have no Email listed

so I couldn't send you this.
Swap it for your one quick before the board explodes in bandwidth hell.

75k, and thats got some unnecesary filler too.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

Gasping, dribbling...

Thanks very much indeed, Happy Toast. I got it down to 130kb. 75kb is certainly something for me to aim for!

A short, sharp lesson in .gif optimisation and still more to learn.

Apologies to all for squeezing so much width through, and particular thanks to HappyToast for the image in the first place.

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alienheat, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

glomp glomp glomp

GLOMPGLOMPGLOMP

LICK IT! LIIIIIICK IT!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

this is the single greatest post

ever on b3ta

(

dotmund .co.uk, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:09, archived)

*licks*

not as good as your one of the planets or your one of the fish

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:10, archived)

no, this is much, much better

on account of the wisdom contained within.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:12, archived)

i liek yous (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

glompglompglompglompglompglompglompglompglomp

Thats fabaroo, that is.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:11, archived)

*glomps you*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:14, archived)

YOU CALLED

MUAHAHAHHA

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:23, archived)

that looks

like it could eat me so, i'm not gonna lick it

sorry

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

The best and worst of B3ta

all in one convinient thread.........

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

HAHAHA YOU JEST

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:14, archived)

haha

Best to worst ratio ~~2:1~~ 3:1

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:16, archived)

awwww

*hands tissue*

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:16, archived)

the beer makes me tired

going soon

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:20, archived)

awww

I love the yawning lion.

beer? sounds like a plan

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 1 May 2006, 20:25, archived)

*resists urge to add ambulance*

woo for beer

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:30, archived)

Teh bigness!!!

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FreudianSlap, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

hahaha

its funny cos its true

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:07, archived)

luckily, the government pay for my bandwidth

but if anyone here is a tax payer, you have my permission to be cross.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:07, archived)

Jeeeeeeez!

When I did that picture it was 25k, what have you done to it?!?!!?!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:08, archived)

Cocking hell.

Thats huge, and they're terrible tattoos. Get out.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:11, archived)

wait...

thats no moon

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:11, archived)

I'm not surprised...

...posting stuff that size

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:13, archived)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:17, archived)

Fuck me, that's big

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:27, archived)

Au Contraire...

FF reckons it's 0kb...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

so, you been on your hols yet this year love?

clicky biggy

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mrRush, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:00, archived)

I see what you've done there.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:02, archived)

nice randomness

also does that pot on the side say 'barbicide' on it, as in poison specifically tailored to barbers?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:04, archived)

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

nice

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nhojjohn, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:11, archived)

A horse walks in to a bar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

Jamaica?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:52, archived)

It's only bent on the INside!

ha ha ha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:53, archived)

Ok, colour me stupid

but I don't know the joke that punchline belongs to...

(

man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

neither do I

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:00, archived)

That's what she said.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:01, archived)

hahaha

A dead epileptic!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

did a complete stranger punch him in the face?

it happens more often than you would think.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:59, archived)

happened to me once

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:00, archived)

looks like a young version of that bloke off alien ressurection

you know the one

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:59, archived)

Ron Perlman

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:00, archived)

thats the guy

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:02, archived)

where?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:02, archived)

up there

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:05, archived)

Aaaaargh!

He's got me! get him off! get him off!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:10, archived)

MATT

DAAAMOOON
woo

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Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:00, archived)

heh heh!

(

mrRush, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:04, archived)

...

(Plastic Goldfish, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

Its an old one

but its a classic

which is quite possibly the definition of classic?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

Nicely executed!

gets my 'woo'

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:52, archived)

ah, the famous kitten/toast paradox

a magical force even more confusing than ~~magnets~~ something else confusing

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:54, archived)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't mention the magnets!

You'll arouse DTH!

That's better. I think he's still resting after all the punning on Friday. He'd be very crotchety if you woke him up now.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:57, archived)

woo

Great! clicks

(Sonic_Gothic, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

The Burrington Annunciation

/

In case you don't know, clicking the photo links to the referenced painting

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:50, archived)

whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

'ave a maria

(

nhojjohn, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:16, archived)

cor that`s a bit weird

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

...

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:48, archived)

That needs animating.

Can't beat good ol' recursive zooms...

(

man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:50, archived)

*universe ceases to be*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:50, archived)

errr ok

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

Don't believe I laughed so hard

That is literally fucked in the head!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:19, archived)

Ahem

*spatial*

Edit: Woo! 10/10 now!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:53, archived)

April 12th 1938, the military cloning is going well..........

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:42, archived)

I bet i know who's behind it

(

Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:55, archived)

hahahaahahaha

oh my lord

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:57, archived)

nicely squeezed in

and I thought no one was going to even reply to this

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:01, archived)

it is good

yours and his

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

hehe

sorry, rather woo sir

(

Tikoloshe, Mon 1 May 2006, 20:10, archived)

It's me...

...only, as a vector :O
Just playing around with new styles. Hooray.

Ash :)

(A5H, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:41, archived)

moody

do you practice?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:42, archived)

Only

on a daily basis.

(A5H, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:46, archived)

cheer up

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but nice

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:43, archived)

If it was emo,

surely it would be black on black?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:43, archived)

RACIST

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:44, archived)

Right, where's your embassy?

*lights flaming torch*

(

man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:45, archived)

my embassy

is UP YOUR ASS

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:46, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:50, archived)

Sounds a bit shit to me

Are you a nation peopled by intestinal flora and fauna?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:51, archived)

of course

you're not?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:54, archived)

No,

I don't live in Stevenage any more...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:57, archived)

nicely done!

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mugatu, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:43, archived)

Thanks

(A5H, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:47, archived)

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drunkenoaf, Mon 1 May 2006, 19:54, archived)

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