One final reading for tonight
Previous reading from not too long ago
J-Rod chortled as he came,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:40,
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WellYou're just three days old as far as we're concerned, and don't you forget it!
Bah, old people these days. Just don't make 'em as they used to.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:47,
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Bah, old people these days. Just don't make 'em as they used to.
I see your scriptureand I raise...
"And lo, Jesus did rise from the dead after 3 days. 'I thirst for brains' HE said. For HE was the ZOMBIE JESUS"
("And lo, Jesus did rise from the dead after 3 days. 'I thirst for brains' HE said. For HE was the ZOMBIE JESUS"
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:46,
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Aaaaaaahhh!silly scoopzilla, Jesus is not unfluffy!
( J-Rod chortled as he came,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:48,
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AlsoGhandi was a zombie.
This is the real grandpa here. 4 years... that's like 120 in b3ta years, how I see it.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:48,
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This is the real grandpa here. 4 years... that's like 120 in b3ta years, how I see it.
I KNEW IT!*makes knee-slapping motion*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:49,
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..."there's a special spot! that don't happen often"
That's what my girlfriend keeps saying... i don't understand :/
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:47,
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That's what my girlfriend keeps saying... i don't understand :/
damn!Missed it again. I'll have to wait for it to come around again, when the universe repeats.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 1:10,
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stop teasingthe little blighter, you tart!
(
JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:42,
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You know Kamiethey made a site for this sort of thing.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:35,
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yea..and posting it here wasnt the prank..
Kinko's and their dorm is.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 1:06,
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Kinko's and their dorm is.
Well it should be free.*fwaps*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:40,
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*calls the nurse*these are making me want to run around shouting "BLOME!"
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:29,
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Blue and green pills`second shelf from the top in the brown bottle.
Take two, all will be well again.
If an elephant says hello or offers you cake, decline politely, take two more tablets and have a lie down.
(Take two, all will be well again.
If an elephant says hello or offers you cake, decline politely, take two more tablets and have a lie down.
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:30,
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I knew that was Mariah Carey before I read the caption.Spot on.
(
Tart Monkey,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:33,
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superbziggy says theres 97.3% chance this is woo
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:33,
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BLOME!!!!!!Use it in a sentence with broam, please.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:36,
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The blomein Broam falls mainly on the groam
(
The Neville What what what,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:38,
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In Broamthe blome falls mainly on the groam!
I love your non-sensical words.
(I love your non-sensical words.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:39,
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BLOMETASTIC!and, more of this.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:44,
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OMIGOSHI love this. I do luh teh neville and teh neville's lully work.
*asks for autograph*
(*asks for autograph*
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 4 May 2006, 1:38,
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*falls over laughing*
this. yes.
(this. yes.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 4 May 2006, 1:41,
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..
Here's my favourite politician. He stinks, has dandruff and smokes like a chimney. He carries a plastic bag full of rubbish with him all the time.
I kissed him last year.
Let us return to the good book
and amen
J-Rod chortled as he came,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:19,
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I wanna readfrom the Book of Anthrpods.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:20,
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too many wordshave a woo, just in case it is funny, and my apologies that I am feeling too lazy to read it.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:28,
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I assure youall who read it crapped the very pants they sat in
( J-Rod chortled as he came,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:44,
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I rather like it!NICE sock work!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:17,
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NoYou've involved socks.
Always a touchy subject.
(Always a touchy subject.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:18,
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lolSo thats what the High Depencancy is for then.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:18,
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Yes!They probably tax them off of their incapacitated victims, like breugel and mahler in max headroom!
(
Liquid Crystal,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:20,
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your first post is an ambulancei'm sure you would be much more popular if it had also involved magnets.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:27,
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Woo, yay and allsorts!I like this.
(
The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Thu 4 May 2006, 23:06,
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......
that is all
(that is all
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:17,
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It meanshave a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up!
No, honestly, what are you talking about? I'm sorry mate, I'm not following you.
(No, honestly, what are you talking about? I'm sorry mate, I'm not following you.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:34,
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Theres goes the coffeeall over the monitor.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:19,
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Hummus/Fluff/Ambulance free but no threadwastey
clickus biggus
Is msn groups jibbered for anyone else?
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:03,
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ooohsaves pic for reference
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:17,
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I have...the original hanging on my wall if you'd like me to picky it for ya.
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:19,
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Ayewhy not :D
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:22,
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NOOO0000000ooooooo........worries
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:28,
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Thats gonna save me a few bobon xmas cards, cheers ;)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:24,
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Shouldn't that be"shall I be mutha?"
?
(?
HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:18,
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yes!No blome!
Noel is such a cunt
(Noel is such a cunt
JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:53,
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hahahathat is fucking excellent. a woo is not good enough
(
Tikoloshe,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:00,
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i know nothing of the blomebut it sure looks exiting
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:00,
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oh come on,everyone knows teh blome!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:01,
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BLO ME!:D hahaha
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:03,
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hahahaYou star
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:09,
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NO BLOME!!!!NO BLOME!!!?!?!?!?
I saw this one lady go from $250,000 to $5 in two turns.
Stupid fuckin show...
*fills out application to appear*
(I saw this one lady go from $250,000 to $5 in two turns.
Stupid fuckin show...
*fills out application to appear*
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:12,
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Oh my goodnessI have never laughed at ANYTHING on b3ta as much as I laughed at this!
BLOME!
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:42,
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BLOME!
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Where Lost Things Go"){kind=small}
if tyou catch them trying to run away
make an example of em
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:50,
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Fucking brilliant!You are mosty woo sir! :-)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:17,
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i like thisbut next time you catch one of my pens, please place her nicely back on my desk, i don't believe in the death pen-alty
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:39,
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Ooh, this vectoring lark is pretty niftyDefinetly saves printer ink and the origional sketches. I finished vecotring and colouring this sketch :)
"Drink Soda!"
Clicky for Bigger
I still need more practice vectorising things though.
Also, here's two effects tests:
Bloom Lighting
Darwinia-style effect
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:46,
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"Drink Soda!"
Clicky for Bigger
I still need more practice vectorising things though.
Also, here's two effects tests:
Bloom Lighting
Darwinia-style effect
lovely action!Nicely done and woo, but the spokes (if thats what theyre called) seem to be going the wrong way round.
It could be an illusion though.
(It could be an illusion though.
MrSparky,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:45,
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'tisa timing illusion...
Edit: or a temporal rift. I know not which.
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:47,
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Edit: or a temporal rift. I know not which.
Lostprolly bindun i would have thought...
EDIT: Now Gif'ed... thanks, and ooops!
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:36,
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EDIT: Now Gif'ed... thanks, and ooops!
ahemlemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Basically... save it as a GIF. : )
(but good hummus. woo!)
(Basically... save it as a GIF. : )
(but good hummus. woo!)
drunkenoaf,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:37,
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what he saidthat took about 19 hours to load*
*may be slight exaggeration
(*may be slight exaggeration
m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:41,
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at least something might actually happen there! :)Man, i want all my Lost watching hours back :( . I just know i'll keep watching tho.
BTW, viewers of Brit only eps- don't believe the lies (ads)! Answers my arse!
Fellow Bristolian, you might wanna optimise or shrink that image.
Edit: As suggested above :)
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:40,
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BTW, viewers of Brit only eps- don't believe the lies (ads)! Answers my arse!
Fellow Bristolian, you might wanna optimise or shrink that image.
Edit: As suggested above :)
Its all aboutlittle robots, they just aint said it yet.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:07,
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Just a tribute to my favourite football team who won the league tonight
who cares?he's by far the best player in the world and he's a very friendly, sporting guy.
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:39,
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yeah.But whenever I see him, all I can think is "ugly".
Still, FCB wins most of the time partly thanks to him. If he played for Airdrie, I wouldnae complain!
(Still, FCB wins most of the time partly thanks to him. If he played for Airdrie, I wouldnae complain!
drunkenoaf,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:41,
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you can tell just by looking at themthat they enjoy the anal pleasures of goats.
they sicken me.
(they sicken me.
Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:36,
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pfti'm too civilised for football, i'll have you know!! *adjusts monocle*
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:39,
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there is nothing wrong with goats.......there is, however, something wrong with samuel eto'o
( undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:39,
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just imagine a sea of goats.....a goat-sea if you will
( undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:42,
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you sir...you are a fucking bastard ='(
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:43,
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actually.......i prefer the term 'cunt'
( undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:45,
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well, just for making me think about the sea of goats...you just lost the game.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:47,
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umm...Where's the white guy?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:39,
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that'll be Messibut you can only see him from the back.
There's also Valdes, Puyol, Oleguer, Marquez, Xavi, Deco, Maxi, Van Bommel, Iniesta, etc.
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:42,
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There's also Valdes, Puyol, Oleguer, Marquez, Xavi, Deco, Maxi, Van Bommel, Iniesta, etc.
The token white guy?He's already started the goat-involved celebrations.
Did anyone see good ol' Boris' rugby tackle 2nite?
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:45,
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Did anyone see good ol' Boris' rugby tackle 2nite?
Never really cared for Barcelona in the pastbut at the moment im their biggest fan. Or one of them...
/spurs fan
(/spurs fan
MrSparky,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:40,
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I do.I'll wager that Arsenal will still be a bunch of cunts when they turn up for the final.
( MrSparky,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:42,
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how can we do that?It won't be an easy game, but I'm confident we will win.
(,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:43,
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We have to find someone with a ready supply of goats. And then escrow the little buggers.
I prefer the healthy, aristocratic homoeroticismof a nice game of rugger.
( same as yours, but on fire will explosively decompress on,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:09,
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Pah!!!!Ronaldinho?
Marlon Harewood is better than him.
Marlon for England I say
(,
Thu 4 May 2006, 0:16,
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Marlon Harewood is better than him.
Marlon for England I say
Hahaha, have a go at you did they?The bastards!
EDIT: Do i need my bios chip?
(EDIT: Do i need my bios chip?
Lord Aerixis,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:24,
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but then we wouldnt be able to sayOMFGZZZ, GO TO TEH TALK BOARD0RZ YOU BASTARD!!
which is always fun...
(which is always fun...
Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:25,
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^this^Thought they always seem to sniff out a real boarder....i posted one message and all i got back was
"fark off to da main bord u daft Bastard!"
hehe, silly /talk
("fark off to da main bord u daft Bastard!"
hehe, silly /talk
Lord Aerixis,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:27,
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They have eyes in many places.Much like potatoes.
(
Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:28,
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This is true.I've only posted about 10 things there... and they all decided they were too high brow for the likes of me. bloody shitters.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:29,
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erm...Didn't Mushroom post?
Am I daft?
WHy do I keep incoherently babbling???
(Am I daft?
WHy do I keep incoherently babbling???
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:27,
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ahMit Entschuldigungen zum Pilz is german for
"With apologies to Mushroom"
("With apologies to Mushroom"
drunkenoaf,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:30,
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oooohhhh...mit Entschuldigungen zum drunkenoaf :D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 3 May 2006, 23:32,
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