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# Condoleeza
has been working out!
(radja, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# fuck yeah
i would
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# oooh yeah baby!
Seamless too, wooooo
mrning, monring.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I think that's been done before with the same body! Are you roasting a pea, enquiring minds want to knw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Grandad we've binned you?
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# Granddad we doooooooooo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# nono
BIN - DUNN.

Obviously
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# exactly
it was obvious, hence unsaid
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# Actually it was
white background glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)
# wheelie clive?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:35, archived)
# O WLY?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I'm thinking Wasp Box
Though I might be wrong, it is very familiar

'Ning folks!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:42, archived)
# 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# NING
Hows you this morning? Less rambly?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
a lot less thank you! It's all good! How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Pretty good ta!
Fearing my task of sorting out my bombsite today. It's quite a daunting task.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Stopping doing terrorism then woman!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Waspy is the Condi-meister
for sure... oh and ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# FACT
'Ning m'dears!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Gimpson is the Condi lover
I only dabble in her goodness...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# 'ning
to you too
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# 'Ning hunny
*nings all over the place*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# it's freshly made..
and not roasted peas
(radja, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Mmm.
peas.

EDIT: Woo to the gas people! 4 weeks of digging up the road outside my place, driving my mad with their diggity stuff and they finally filled the whole lot off yesterday.
Alas they're back today digging it all up again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# no diggity
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)
# No diggity gooooood
diggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggity
diggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggity
diggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggity
diggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitybaaaaaad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# walk over to them with a fag in your mouth
and ask if they have a light
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# They'll go
diggitydiggitydiggitywhat?diggitydiggitydiggity
diggitysorrymakecan'thearyoudiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggitydiggity

And I'll have to tell them to stop shouting diggity
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:06, archived)
# woo
www.b3ta.com/board/6223548
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# fuck
ergh gak sputter etc
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# i need to get this outa my system while it's still quiet
but has anyone else seen the trailer for this?

i've never seen something so silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)
# so long as there are
no snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I loved The Transporter on TV t'other day
it was shit and brilliant at the same time

She helped: www.imdb.com/name/nm0795517/

and she has nudie pics on her website
(NSFW) www.shuqi.org/multi/pictures/red/red.shtml (NSFW)
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# She looks like someone i know
and would also like to have my filthy way with. But she is not an oriental
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# half an hour later you'll want to do it again anyway
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# hahahaha
I would never be off the top of her. She be tied to the bed until the neighbours started to complain about the smell
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:35, archived)
# been to Manchester recently?
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# hahahaha
Not me governer
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Do you drive a silver BMW and moonlight as a taxi driver
*calls Crimestoppers*
*a reward you say!*
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# I read that as BMX
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:40, archived)
# THE PAPERBOY MURDERER!
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# Paperperson please
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck I loved that game
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Does taiwanese not class as oriental nowadays then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hey nonny
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:38, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# moore ning
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I would say it does yes
But I wasn't meaning her, i was meaning the person I know, who is Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# haha
your bad grammer confuses us all
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# she's Taiwanese, not Thai
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# Not the best picture
But I there is a similarity
www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=268
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# oh I've had her
Morag isn't it?
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# Yes yes that's right
Because all women in Scotchland are called Morag of course you racist:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# ZOMG!
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# BudzBar?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# i am teh super lazy ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# cnut!
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# Cor!
and so early in the morning as well.

i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# His character name is Chev Chelios?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha!!
it's all too bizarre to be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Ning, folks.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Hasn't he killed her yet?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# you are
dynasmic woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha!!
strangle her!!
strangle her with your bare hands!!
you know it will feel great!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Does she talk like that due to some sort of affliction
or because she's never had a good hard shag?
Woo too!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# is it 'cause she is a wabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Talk like what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# talk like an egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:35, archived)
# ...like she has a bug up her ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Did you wet the bed?
Tis very early for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Jack's baaaacckkk! Yay!
Most woosome. Please can Kat slap that beyotch of a bunny?!
(CdrVimes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Hehe
Doe slappin'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Empty a pack of nuts down the back of her suit...
Woo JJ, and Yays.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# haha reminds me of a dilbert strip
where their new corporate logo was a coffee stain on a piece of paper.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Welcome back JJ
done enough of that horrible paid work for now?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Have I missed
any more nurse sally over the last week?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# *yawn* am knackered this morn

Click for others, and 'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# FELCH
FUCK

COFFEE

'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck my felching coffee
fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that would wake me up
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I read that too
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck you you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# yes fucking please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Celebrating 21 years usage of the
word feltch.
(Smudger, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# lovely
i've had my coffee

it was starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I don't drink coffee at all
but this morning I'm gonna make an exception
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# a fatal exception!?!?
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# starbucks wouldn't make me a fairtrade latte
so i shat on their counter and left*


*ordered a non-fair trade one instead
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# if you had shat they would have scooped it up and tossed it the coffee machine
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# cant argue with GG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# STARBUCKS!!!
you must work in a big posh bank or summat!!!
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# *delibarately misreads*
big posh wank?
why sir, yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Does your butler pass the tissues?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# nah - his mum does
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# i just wipe it on your curtains
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I HAVE NO CURTAINS
I HAVE NO WINDOWS
I HAVE NO EYES
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# Your are not Nina Simone
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# He said a posh wank
not a 'yummy mummy' wank
or is that just in the Clownfish household?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
i'm still drinking mine :D *slurps*
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# I'm drinking green tea
black
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# green shirely
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# greeeeeeeeeeeeeen fingaaaaaaah!!
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# greenclaws
what a shit kids tv show
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Baron Greenback
i've never heard of green claws...
*googles*

.....ah
yeah, i think i avoided that one
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Smashing!
I wish I had a woman like that, I'd have her fetching me cups of tea every 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# i'm a cheaper alternative :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# Grand!
Fetch my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# eh?
do what now?
i'm on a break!
you get what you pay for
in this case, i'm a monkey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:06, archived)
# then type the complete works of shakespeare
monkey slave
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:11, archived)
# MAKE ME A HOUSE OUT A TOENAIL CLIPPINS, WOMAN, PRETTY PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# LEARN TO READ AND WRITE, THEN WRITE ME A UNIBOMBER MANIFESTO AND BLOW UP SOME BUILDINGS AND SMALL CHILDREN, WOMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# ASSASSINATE COLONIAL KURTZ, MARTIN SHEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# BE MARLON BRANDO WOMAN
GET FAT IN A JUNGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I cant get over how cool that movie was.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:05, archived)
# when younger if i ever scored really good hash
i'd hire that on video and watch it over and over until the shit ran out! HOT FILM!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# YOU CAN GET IT WORKING - YOU CAN GET IT JERKING
A HARD EARNED THIRST NEEDS A BIG COLD CATS PISS
AND THE BEST COLD CAT PISS IS CAT PISS - Rex Mossop
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# REX MOSSOP IS A DIRTY FUCKING MUCKRAKER.
-gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# DUCKRAPER
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:00, archived)
# TUGPAPER
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# NEVER LET THE TRUTH STAND IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
- Someone not me - fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# George W Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# It's his motto...
dont know if he coined the phrase though?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck
get her to grab some for me as well - woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# G'ning.
Right off to show visitors about all day again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Oooh I spent a day doing that last week
it was ace, especially as a favourite b3tan was involved.

Ning by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# anyone got four AAA's?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# It's just a fucking clock.
You'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# stuck on you
got this feeling deep down in my soul that i just can't lose
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Waits...I'm going to bed/
Late/ Early shift is pretty much over but have this anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Excellent.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)
# motto unt logo
going hard doctorb most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# hahaha...night doc
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# My Kensington mouse has eaten all the AAA batteries ever
I only had it for a week
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# by my calculations 12:50 should be the end of time
simply set your alarm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient Bandwagons
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:40, archived)
# pfffffffffft!!
i am TIRED!

:D

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# why're ya tired ironman?
and ning and happy say-fuck-a-lot Tuesday you fucks
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Lemme hear ya say fuck-a-lot
'NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:50, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:03, archived)
# fuck-a-lot
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Sir Fuck-a-lot
never had as much chart success as his brother, sir mix-a-lot.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:50, archived)
# morning you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# ning!
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:50, archived)
# OooOOOoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# ning everyone
an man who is tired of b3ta is tired of life itself
/ o. wilde (gay)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# never a truer word spoken!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# FUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# all of this
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# such class before 9am!
congratumalations
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Hah!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:46, archived)
# I'm Spartacus
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:38, archived)
# fnnrrr
tooktook me too long to get this
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Hehe
Beaverton
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# hehe
Outlets
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Next on your AbC...

Who killed more Indians?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:17, archived)
# hehehe

political woo for you!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:22, archived)
# not political
just tasteless, crass and Sheened!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# edit
tasteless, crass, sheened woo for you!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# 'ning you freaks!
it's Tuesday isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:27, archived)
# hey hey its say fuck a lot Tuesday!

edit: FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:28, archived)
# I prefer cunt, you fuck
but I do say fuck a lot everyday. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:29, archived)
# fuck
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6250389
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:31, archived)
# CAT PISS!
ewww. Tuesday I've got hardcore sex on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# CAT PISS - ITS VAIGRA FOR THE SOUL
IT PUTS THE 'L' IN HARDONE! - Aussie Joe Bugner
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:36, archived)
# WHAT ARE ALL THE KIDS TALKING ABOUT THESE DAYS? CAT PISS! YES THATS RIGHT CAT PISS.
GO KILL YOUSELF!
-Emilio Estananz
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:40, archived)
# CAT PISS. CAT PISS CAT PISS, ALWAYS WITH THE FUCKING CAT PISS. I FUCKING LOVE CAT PISS, ME!
-Steven Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# DEEZ NUTS, DEEZ NUTS, WHAT?
-Lil John
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:45, archived)
# CAT PISS: CURED MY CANCER
I HAD CANCER OF THE THINGIMYJIG AND THE UH WHATSIT - YEAH CATPISS CURED IT - Filthy Lying Cunt, Bankstown
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:46, archived)
# haha.
I've got to go to bed and get off the internet.
internancer.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# cuntass!
how are you my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I'm tired and I still want to be on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Which packed more fudge?
WooYay Pilgrim.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# NING!
(radja, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Now this is just plain silly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Yeah....he's got bigger tits than PH
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:34, archived)
# 1. that needs to be a song
2 "Paris Hilton stands up to piss!"
3 get the Toy Dolls back together
4 profit
5 cocaine abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:21, archived)
# HELL yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahah
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Psssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:30, archived)
# it had to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:02, archived)
# ..you could say his hole was rare...
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# eeeeee!
 
There's a cheery cum-guzzling grin if ever I saw one.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# And done it now has been.
Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:07, archived)
# no wuckas
Yoda!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:08, archived)
# can't wait for the sequel: Rim
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:17, archived)
# cheeky peeroast
(pdjpdj, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# shaven sheen
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:47, archived)
# He-heh-he-heh-ehehe
Also: stay tuned for Sheen Trek Contest-ish info.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:48, archived)
# arf!
 
Woo, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:50, archived)
# This wave of catpiss and subsequent sheen bemuses me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Have you not been on the Late shift for a while?
It gets more bizzare each day.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:55, archived)
# We're pushing the bemusement envelope to the next level
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:36, archived)
# I'm generally not around between 12 and 6
but I was on from 6 yesterday and didn't notice this.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Get a hat!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:55, archived)
# Funny part about the guy on the right is...
I own that pipe and hat(black model of course). Thx, GY-still-LI.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:59, archived)
# You are "Bob"
AICMFP

www.subgenius.com
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# I could have been, but I'm much too lazy for that.
...Oh shit, what a give away.
*hands five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)
# *accepts*
*Applies toward ordainment.*


*Returns to slacking.*

*Waits for Stang to accept imaginary money for $alvation.*
*Waits longtime.*
*Is eventually consumed by X-ists.*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:38, archived)
# aaahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# oho ho!
 
Hadn't seen that before!

woo, sir, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
# I do have this though.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Yay again!
Likely worth another yay when you pea it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:03, archived)
# this is too much
fuck sHeEn oVerDoSE, Sh33m 0v35d0s3 agnarngjrAG arnbae nnnnnngggg.......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:10, archived)
# Hahha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# that is majik
"if you want to get ahead - get a hat!" - woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:08, archived)
# Spaz the numbers 1 and 2 for versions
It took some work, thx.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/bythepier.jpg
www.b3tards.com/uploads/bythepier2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# GAK!
fuck woo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:03, archived)
# THREES COMPANY

/Im awful with photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:04, archived)
# haha
in fact:

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:04, archived)
# hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:38, archived)
# I've been waiting for him
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:39, archived)
# ..but a demon in Paint!
 
You know, I was going to make the EXACT SAME PICTURE.

Now, I don't have to!

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Honestly, I was afraid of that so I made this picture way to fast.
Great minds think alike.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:09, archived)
# I'm not kidding.
 
Same source pics, even the same order.

OUR NAME IS LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:10, archived)
# I just got a visa card
thanks to this ad.
b3ta.com/links/25166
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:11, archived)
# heheh
 
Ae, deodar_ant put up a link for me earlier.

Pretty freakin' sweet.

Also, you've seen today's Married to the Sea?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:14, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:21, archived)
# I love that with my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:30, archived)
# Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:32, archived)
# yeah, well, it's pretty awesome
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:34, archived)
# here you go
Domo vs Teletubbies 800x618


(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:41, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:46, archived)
# sorry about the quality
the psd was tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Yeah, cause we care so much about image quality round here..
 
; D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:10, archived)
# best. ad. ever. FOR ANY PRODUCT.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
end of msg
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahHHAHHHAHHAHHAHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:31, archived)
# screen cap from the movie?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:39, archived)
# WORD
moresleep
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:11, archived)
# oh yay indeed
and woo for good measure - that is all of teh goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:47, archived)
# Together again!
 


Join Charlie Sheen and Martin Short in this hilarious race to the border,
as they play two big Hollywood stars on the run from allegations of prostitution, drug-peddling and murder!

Parental guidance recommended.

contains frequent drug use, offensive language, graphic violence and scenes of a sexual nature
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Hahahha.
Rated PG for Comedic Rape Scenes and Gore
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Or as the Motion Picture Association of America said of this summer release,
 
"AAAAAAAARRGGGGHH FUCK, MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAAHAA!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:44, archived)
# Yays!
/rings Blockbuster to check availabilililility

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:51, archived)
# The two snapped up the chance


of playing the lead roles in the new Cheech and Chong Movie....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:54, archived)
# ahhhhahhahah
 
classic. Funny, I only clicked a couple of weeks ago that Leo in That 70s Show is Tommy Chong..!

..but I can think of at least one good reason I didn't pick that up.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:56, archived)
# could something be clouding your memory perchance?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:01, archived)
# Yes.
 
Most likely the weed.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Is it because he isnt as funny in that 70's show?
or is it because he's old?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:04, archived)
# See above.
 
He's also old, but his voice is much the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:06, archived)
# I have no idea what that's about
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:54, archived)
# Have ye no heard
of the Hope / Crosby "Road" movies?

original DVD cover

Mostly, they're pretty shit.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:57, archived)
# No
and I don't understand why the Charlie and Martin are doing it, either. Sorry. I don't actually know who the Martin guy is
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:02, archived)
# PUNCH THE KEYS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:03, archived)
# YOU. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. THE. MARTIN. GUY. IS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS YOU ARE SAYING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:05, archived)
# He is famous for being a heterosexual!
 
Also, he's one of the foremost connoisseurs of cat piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:08, archived)
# MARTIN HAS HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:12, archived)
# YOU DONT HAVE TO GET IT, JUST ENJOY LIFE AT ITS FULLEST AND ALSO ENJOY CAT PISS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:10, archived)
# AND CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK IS PRETTY ENJOYABLE, TOO, I MUST SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:20, archived)
# FUCK THE CAPSLOCK.
REAL MEN USE SHIFT AND ONLY SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:22, archived)
# Ooh.
 
How rugged!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:26, archived)
# *BUMS*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:27, archived)
# mm


deviant art
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# No cat. No piss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# Aaaah -
frothier and with a head, it's

COW PISS!

/udders
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Get a few pints outta this bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Wow EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That am be teh besterest weigh two pley

UBER-COW TIPPING!!

/mmmmmmmmmmilky!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:41, archived)
# We already have donkey piss and cat piss, I will not here any of this cow piss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:39, archived)
# mm
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:41, archived)
# awwww he done a wee
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Ahhh!
 
that's the sweet, sweet stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:42, archived)
# I
likes

this

!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:42, archived)
# AWESOME DUDE
LETS GO FISHING
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Sextacular!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:45, archived)
# I "pfft"ed at that
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:47, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:49, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:54, archived)
# RACOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:58, archived)
# Phobophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:00, archived)
# FAECOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Phobist
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:02, archived)
# QUAKER
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:27, archived)
# Trembler
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:29, archived)
# Knee-trembler?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:40, archived)
# SUCK IT SIDE WAYS

/I hated that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Imagine if they were drinking wine instead of piss! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:32, archived)
# YOU'LL WISH YOUR URINARY TRACT WAS THE SAME AS A CAT'S
WITH CAT PISS!"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# CAT PISS: THE KING OF THE RECIPROCAL AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:37, archived)
# CAT PISS; THE FLAVOUR BELONGS IN YOUR MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:39, archived)
# I don't think it's possible to do better than that.
THE FLAVOUR BELONGS IN YOUR MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:49, archived)
# Had you considered a career in marketing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:06, archived)
# You're the man now, dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Now your just being ridiculous man....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# How many glasses we need?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:13, archived)
# KITTY WEE WEE IS FOR THA LAYDEEZ
REAL MEN DRINK CAT PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:15, archived)
# Oh, and nice work.
I should really be more polite.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:15, archived)
# hehe....cheers

these companies and there designer, animal urine based alcopops eh? whatever next....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:19, archived)
# KITTY WEE WEE?
FUCK YOU CAT PISS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:17, archived)
# haha....g'day to you too Doc :)
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:20, archived)
# HOWDY!
I SURE ENJOY MY FREEDOM HERE IN GOOD OL' US OF A
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:23, archived)
# CATPISS: IT STINKS UP MY CLOTHES
AND ANNOYS MY NEIGHBOURS - I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY - Lee Ving
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:25, archived)
# CAT PISS IS THE REAL ULTIMATE POWER OF SAVINGS A MARKET PROPHABILITY
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:29, archived)
# CAT PISS WILL REDUCE YOUR PAIN AND MAXIMISE YOUR GAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:31, archived)
# CATPISS
I LIKED IT SO MUCH I PATENTED THE FELINE URINARY TRACT.
/I AM VICTOR KIAM I AM, I AM THE CORPSE OF VICTOR KIAM YES MA'AM
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:29, archived)
# You won the court case then?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:26, archived)
# YES, I AM NO LONGER WANTED FOR HAUNTING HOUSES IN THE EASTOF OREGON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:28, archived)
# Still, it's nice to feel wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:30, archived)
# It's nice to want feeling too...
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# "There's nothing finer!", declares international heterosexual, Martin Short.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Cor! Martin Short!
Haven't seen his silly mug since.....erm.....Innerspace was it? :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:47, archived)
# Yeah, he was in that.
 
After looking through a few pages of pictures in google, I'm starting to wonder if he's actually David Thewlis' dad..!

Me, I haven't seen him since.. this thread.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Now that you mention it haha

That's Martin? Bloody hell, I didn't know who that was. I assumed he was chosen at random.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Mr. Short gets far too little recognition.
HE WAS ED GRIMLEY FOR FUCKS SAKE!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCJBW7iFKEM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:01, archived)
# I've no idea who Ed Grimley is
though have this

and with that I'm off to bed! G'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Why thankyou.
'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:56, archived)
# yarr!
top o' teh mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:57, archived)
# and a good 'ning! to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:16, archived)
# You be the judge.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:20, archived)
# TUESDAY I'VE GOT CAT PISS ON MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:21, archived)
# reminds me of my cat
it used to leave lots of pee and poo at the sink.

can't explain my anger in the morning when I get my toothbrush and see all the crap
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Maybe it was trying to tell you something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Thet is a very good mannirs!
 
I much prefer that one of my cats treats the shower as his personal shitbox, than he leave little presents hidden under the furniture..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't believe I got a valid reason to use this now...
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:23, archived)
# Yee-haw.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:23, archived)
# If you missed it...
a few here
www.b3ta.com/board/6250373
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Oh man, that is pure comedy in a bottle, CatPiss, Flavor you can handle.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:30, archived)
# ...and then
there's this.
(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Whoever pissed that has serious kidney problems.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:28, archived)
# PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 6:16, archived)
# Surfings Fun! :)
(Fly Projector, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:59, archived)
# Did I mention that I watched Xanadu the other day?
I watched Xanadu the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:01, archived)
# no bridge?
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:18, archived)
# that does wonders for my confidence in the water....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:59, archived)
# my first shoppe


seamless i know but be gentle

yeah but that didn't just happen though?
(riuhiru, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:39, archived)
# is he playing a tiny mouth organ?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:51, archived)
# yissaye
yes, a tiny mouth organ is what that is
(riuhiru, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Or eating a small train
very good either way
(I helped save b3ta! The poi man Dooing the needful, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Bet he can play it better than Alana Morrisette.....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:58, archived)
# watch it or the little bastard will have your finger off!
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:52, archived)

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