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# under the influence of rats!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)
# also,
this.



i like it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:19, archived)
# more cheese
with extra syllables

i always wondered what the world would be like if it was ruled by rats (or any other small furry creature)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Out of ideas, so I animated one of the other night's efforts
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(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:04, archived)
# C section time!
Woo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)
# fucked up!
im sure i saw my missus doing that one night!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)
# what the cunting fucktards?
escaping foetus?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Spork Death!
silly girl, Chili-Mac Spork is not edible!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)
# morning sickness?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:16, archived)
# That's the most serious
ectopic pregnancy I've EVER seen!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:34, archived)
# B3207


The joy of posting inspired by one Intrepid worker running tests on honey. Huzzah for Him!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:03, archived)
# what about the poor bugger in the hood with a giant stiffy?
im sure that shortly after, the bee crane fly thing landed by him, and he shoved his phallus through his nostril, and thus, the bee crane thing was no more
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)
# thats a neato what now?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Oh...
It was supposed to be a flower.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:44, archived)
# well done lad
grab a badge
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Thank-ee Sir.
Done And Done. :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Prost!

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# hahahahaahah!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# nonsense.
the finest shit has corn in it.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# too true
my missus did one the other day, definately had corn in it, i know cos i ate it, and it still got in between my teeth
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:01, archived)
# ugggghhhhh
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:02, archived)
# i think you might have ordered that sentence incorrectly
because I have the impression that, umm...

...nevermind


*runs away*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)
# arf!
on the other hand i have something in my eye and it's really fucking annoying me
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# ^that
made me guffaw loudly
Woo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# it's shit
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
cheap at twice the price!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# They make shit!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
and it's true!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# nah
if it was true, both packages would have the exact same contents
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:44, archived)
# pffffffft
brilliant
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# This disturbs me greatly...
However, it also amuses me an equal amount, so huzzah!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:48, archived)
# that's not at all unrealistic
my girlfriend buys expensive shit all the time


(woo!)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:52, archived)
# oh dear
woo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:02, archived)
# BEE NIGHT 2007!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# you earned it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ooh!
thankyou!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# i regret i have no bees to post.
though i do have a bee drawing on my sketchpad, it's a mere plan at the moment.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)
# open paint, draw one, return and show us what you did
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i'm too lazy so i looked up an oldie instead:
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Plan B?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)
# from outer fucking space!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:53, archived)
# why o why? god bless
To all our heroes, god bless them all.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I don't care about the size (over or under)
I like this lots, welcome
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# just under,
:-)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# either way I claim you as
my L-plater :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:52, archived)
# i will take this as a non insult :-)
tek care lambs ont road (in a northern accent)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:54, archived)
# politics!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# MELONS!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# thunderbirds!
dun de de de de de de dun dun dun dun de der
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)
# you may have gotten the wrong impression of what we do here
remember everyone
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(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# *removes hat*
*stares into sunset*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# oof
The b3ta size of me is thinking this is all wrong

the other, less seen side wants to hug everyone in sight and welcome the L plate...then cry.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# minus one for misspelling.
minus three for a muddled message.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# muddled message?
its up to you to decide
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)
# that baby
could do with an eyepatch

(is the answer... D?)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:23, archived)
# cynical...
but at least I'm pay 1p per litre less for petrol ;)


just out of interest... if you ever see one of those lists of all the dead soldiers in Iraq and what they died of, a shocking amount die whilst not in combat; usually in vehicle accidents, traing, or accidently getting shot by their mates.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:33, archived)
# what do I have to do for a titwank?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)
# just be your pretty little self.
and show us your tits.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I say that
to my penis all the time
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)
# what kind of soup?
i'm not going to be nice for some crappy tinned muck.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# cream soup
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# cream of what?
low sodium as well, please.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# soup would be nice
i get hand jobs from all sort of folks thanks

hee hee i love the look!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# prostitutes?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)
# oh no i dont pay
-0
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Just an idea...
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(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)
# bahahahahaha
"Kahli mah Shut de day!"
"Medames et mesieurs no more bets please!"
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:31, archived)
# He is a smug bastard!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
He really is insufferably smug...

Oh and Mr Frappa? Lend us a grand will you? I really want to buy this
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:36, archived)
# sure no problems
how do you want that? peanuts or moths?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Hahahaha....
Moths I think....then I can use their little dusty wings as eyeshadow before putting on "Goodbye Horses" and some lipstick.

/Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me blog
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# kill it with croissants.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# It's late...

...I'm pissed and this is the result
/edit just noticed. Left hand = CDC opportunity
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# but where are the bees?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# They have migrated
to Albania
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# cut his throat, please.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# My knifefish just died....


I miss him. He was nosey.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)
# when I was 11 my catfish died
my dad buried him in the garden under a curry plant

fish are great to have around
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# did the plant smell of fish after?
*pondering
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)
# That's not a bee.
Bee gone with you.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# oi bee nice
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Aww, I'm so sorry.
I had a Black Moor die after 24 hours last week.

Gutted.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# tis rubbish
bin my mate for 4 years...not even a beee
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)
# sorry about your fish.
i've never raised fish, but i had an aquarium with tadpoles and turtles and bugs when i was a kid.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)
# this bandwagon causes me joy
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
# What bandwagon is this?
I like a good bandwagon. Is it a good one?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# it involves bees
Eddie Izzard will be proud of it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Man, bees are braw
i like bees
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)
# I like my bandwaggonz like i like my wimmin
covered in beeeez
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)
# zrofl!
Bzzzz
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Oh beehive yourself
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# such conduct
is not bekeeping of this forum.

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# That's what you sting.........k
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)
# is that really necessary honey?
don't be such a queen.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Wasp you problem?
Hive got nothing to bee ashamed off
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)
# keeper puns to yourself
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Aye!
I see you sitting there blowing yer own HORNet. your hair's looking a bit messy, I suggest that you give it a COMB
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# tonight's unexpected proliferatoion of bees
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# we need a badge for our profiles
to show we were here

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)
# like this one?
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(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I arived just in time
I'll have that
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# sorted :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# BEES!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:10, archived)
# it's an excellent one
all bandwagons are shit, but this one is speshul
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I've just had an idea for this bandwagon
but I think I'll save it for tomorrow because I've had too much homebrew to do a proper job of it. It's a really good idea too.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# BEES!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)
# yellow and black make Beez

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:14, archived)
# <IMG SRC="http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6939/bee2sl5.gif">
EDIT: damn you!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# .
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I have just seen this
www.no2id.net/index.php

read the blurb and look at the bit to the right of the blurb

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# *cough*
TJ?

But rather amusing nonetheless:) Links page?

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)
# it is in thread
and really not that important :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# God save the...
Bee.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Paint! Hic!

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# What does
RIS mean?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:10, archived)
# it means
What does your picture mean?

Is there a cunning pun I'm missing?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# But why does it
mean that, what does RIS stand for?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)
# It refers to a pic
Of a Morrisons sign. the middle "ris" was balnked out leaving "morons".
Some people didn't get the joke and asked "RIS?" and has entered the b3ta lexicon
like a hamtouching trout abseiling through a ceiling
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# You saying
I'm a moron? Cos if you are, you won't be the first last
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# pfft
no, I'm the moron, for not realising the blindingly obvious
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# whit?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
# He/she/it tied
it's fekkin neck in knot rather than...aw fuck it, I'm off for shite :¬/
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Gnad!
I thought that was the joke but I wasn't sure. It was a very good joke.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I repeat::
hic!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)
# When are you going to be 40?
I just turned 32, it's a grand age to be. I'm not look forward to being 40 but I am looking forward to being 50.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# 19th Feb I will be
officially old :¬( but my willy stopped working properly ages ago..oldness is a cunt (or not, as the case may be!)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Penguin Wars Escalate!

thanks to MarkyH for the use of his gun!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# He's a mean-lookin'
mo-fo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:56, archived)
# born to kill /peace
:)

woo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:03, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:07, archived)
# That is braw!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I like that
lots :¬) ...



...*steals*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:48, archived)
# bee tiem!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:49, archived)
# That, sir,
is a tip top bee.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# When in Rome...
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I'm so sorry. I just want to be part of the gang.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# you cant spell bandwagon without
bee!

actually, i dont mind this one, its kind of fluffy.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# so...



edit: bee there or bee square(d)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:55, archived)
# point or wasp
wasp squared?

I don't get this on an epic level
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:56, archived)
# that is my (real)
name :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Hmmm
Too be or GIANT FUCKING to be, that is the question...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# your all gay!
google said it was a bee!

*runs home crying*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# What about his all gay?
Well?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:03, archived)
# yes!
more of this plz
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)
# I want to be part of this


sorry for the white Background I only have paint
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Jumping aboard...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# beegledge twunts?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Technology rules!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:38, archived)
# yes I quite like Fazed as well
but AFAIR it was in the newsletter about two years ago

oh pardon me, what I meant to say was ZOMG!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:47, archived)
# mono ball!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:47, archived)
# It's a bomb!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Hic!

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:34, archived)
# deary deary me
Woo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I am ashamed to say that took me a while
but I then spat pimms all over my keyboard
*clicks*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Hahahaha,
pimms? Ya big pooftah :¬) I'm drinking Nurse McCreadey's surgical swab-wash.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:38, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)
# That's appalling.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Tut, tut,
...you mean "appealing", shirley.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:41, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Constantly
:¬)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:44, archived)
# i read this,
then came back just now (6 min later) and I finally absorbed it.

DAMN YOU!!!!11!

edit: and how can i keep things like this off of my internets?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Donate,
it gives you loads more buttons.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Oh god...
That took my quite a while... I am quite ashamed.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# inkeeping(or be(e)keeping) with the bee theme...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I hereby declare this as
BEE NIGHT 2007!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:33, archived)
# really? Bee night, then have a reaper
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:41, archived)
# BEE :D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)
# BEES!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Better than the real freaks

rhapsody
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)
# And that's it
it's 2:30 am in Stokkem,Flanders..Goodnight wankers!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:32, archived)
# And it's goodnight from him
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind,
To lick windows.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:34, archived)
# WYH
YOU are the champion!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:39, archived)
# You're meant to post shopped pics
etc.
etc.

W/Y/H!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:45, archived)

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