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[challenge entry] .
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Can't remember the exact joke...
...but this is Helen Keller reading a cheese grater.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
# My wife's asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# so is mine
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I've just made a really good animation.
I think it might even be FP material.

I don't want to show it in the middle of a stream of compos but i can't bear to keep it to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)
# post it
post it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# You see, i've built it up now and it might not be as good as I think it is.
Generally stuff I laugh like a loon whilst I make isn't well received, but a daft bit of face swappery gets FPed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:16, archived)
# allways
it IS B3ta after all
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# you swine
I am afraid to go to bed now in case i miss it
edit: ....and you've already had front pages, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# send me the URL or I go to bed
am absolutely bolloxed
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Go to bed then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ok I will, see what I care to your animation....hmmph
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)
# i hate Jamie Foxx
but was a decent movie
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# dear god!
teh punnage. it burnssss. it burnssss.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I hate this compo.
Partly because it's stupid and partly because I'm stupid and don't get most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Well that's a turn up for the books, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
#
086en1.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Funniest. Punchline. Ever.
The filename that is.. i dont get the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# is it for the compo? it needs to be compo'd if so
something to do with stapling a cock to your ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# "Why did the punk cross the road?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Because he was a wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# oops, compoed.
why did the punk cross the road?

cos he was stapled to the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# ta
I have heard it, a long long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# OI OI OI!
 
DESSSSTRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# *pffft*


...I know where that photo is from
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for challenge : his last solo album

(gogomas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# ZOMG
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've never seen this one before.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
# the first Zombeatles
(gogomas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# ahhhahahahahh!
 
What would it take to get the Beatles back together?

..another three two bullets..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# stretch hamster
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# that's lully
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# that's what I had for lunch
it was part of a meal deal at boots
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# pffft, its a lie
there's just two hamsters in there!


wooyay though, it cute
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# you have ruined the illusion
oh and I forgot to woo it, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# get a big knife and chop through the tube
it's the only way to find out for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# now there's a first.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# TUTT thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
# hello wonky feet!
I really hope they don't chop them off, it sounds terrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
# heeeeee!
cute
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all


P.S it's b3ta hosted, so no looking at the filename if you don't get it, y'sneaky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
# 1172104815????
);
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I should put a sign in the background that says "No String allowed"
Get it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# string?
/thicko
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# "I'm a frayed knot!"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# if it's a "pint and a mop" joke, it's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I'm afraid not
Hint Hint..
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# That's a funny knot.
But I'll let you off as it's one of my favourite old jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Easiest thing to shop when i typed "frayed knot" into google images
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# It's not the frayedness, it the knottyness that's missing!
You need a good sheepshanking :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# The only actual knots i could find
were attached to peoples socks, as the griped on their blogs about how they got a frayed knot in their soc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I'm a frayed knot...
well it might be...
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# haha
my favorite joke evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# woo
one of the few jokes I can ever remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Whats knot to get
twisted
(ViolationCream wobble shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] is it me or is google image search getting really pants these days /
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)
# THAT IS A SMALL PIANO PLAYER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6889842
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)
# that's not what I asked for
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# did you ask for
a small penis?
(Mango Bollocks, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# a 12 inch one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] bannana, bannana. bannana orange. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# This wins.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)
# yes baby YES!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# I had to look this joke up
And I'm still not sure I get it!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Knock Knock
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Banana
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# banana who?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6889873
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# ah
so this is repeated ad nauseum until the orange one


Thanks for helping me to understand knock knock jokes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# On 10th repeat:
Orange ...
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# A WINNER IS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# He doesn't get burnt because he is happy ¬_¬

(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# that is ace and a half.
though he clearly is burnt.
in a face shape.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# It's a miracle!



*sells on ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# yes!
super
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# how very gay indeed
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# That
is just fricking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# i think no matter how happy that toast is, that if it keeps falling into the toaster and being more and more cooked every time it goes in,
it's bound to get burnt eventually.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
# also i find your lack of reflectoporn disturbing.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# toast that is happy!
yays
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 8:21, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# It's gonna
fuck him and eat him.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# eeeey
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# also compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Good idea.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# blimey
and woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# post of the day.
gold star!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# SIT ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] oh seeing as it am compo tiem...
(deathbyfeedback, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)
# bindun!
arf :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I did the stick joke.
It was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Indeed it was.
In fact, it was the second funniest one so far (after this one, natch: www.b3ta.com/board/6889389 ).
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)
# But it was before that.
I've got a funny joke.

I am loathe to post it at night though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Haha
Tenuous compo posts are always a source of mirth, some tend to be quite good.

I look forward to the chicken and road put together in MSpaint scenario that will become dominant over the next few days.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# ah
I can guess this week's compo from this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# If you insist

and it's a roast to boot :)
nights all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Might aswell be the first...



*Sigh*






I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Bound to have happened....
well played
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Alaska has bindun.
Not seen genoa yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Knew I'd missed something!


(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# both worth a visit
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Kenya?
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# something involving...
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# or


"no - she took herself"

.
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Or
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

No, she broke her leg!
(Seb_Co, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
'Take Hart' never quite took off in Japan
(ccc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:14, archived)
# was that a picture from the
garralee?

/racist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
I neither understand the question - nor the "/extra bit"
(ccc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahaha. welldone.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# the /blog thing always made me scratch my head
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# same here.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# /blog as in the end of the blog tag, as in, the end of a blog.
there's no such thing as a blog tag, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)
# The Sea of Garralee?
/bible brog
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Cludery dlawn cock!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# wow
despite trying multiple times, i am positively incapable of pronouncing that out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# When you can
you've mastered the art of speaking asian
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Something in your mouth, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# good clip
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)
# The bastard
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ahhahhahah!
 
Love those expressions.

Why someone didn't take him aside a few years back and tell him "OI! GEORGE! NOOOOO!", I'll never understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Because once you have that much money
you do whatever you want no matter how shit the idea is?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)
# ^ this
[produces every Bowie album since 1979 as supporting evidence]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Apparently...
Back in the day, his missus used to tell him "No, George, that's just rubbish." By the time the second trilogy came round, they were divorced, and nobody could stop the muppet.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)
# I'll buy that for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# *Snorts in a rather nerdy way*
/the original trilogy was the best blog
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Funnier than a dead baby you say?

Think I might go to bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Harlequin baby?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# That's a sure sign of being on b3ta too long.
As is knowing what you're going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I'm definitely not going to do the idea this gives me
about a monkey placenta sliding down a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ...
you know you typed that out loud, right?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Sure.
I was just hoping somebody else would nick the idea.

so then nobody could blame me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)
# i just think the thought of you publicly pondering that idea without realizing it is hilarious to say the least.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)

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