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# I dont have potatoslop at work so


"...now write, "Dear Lesley Crowther, stop sending me fucking christmas cards!""
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# pissed
myself!
good joke aswell...now where's my bike pump gone?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Please stop!
I'm in serious trouble at work now.

"There's no way Leslie Crowther can be THAT funny Jim" says my boss all serious like.

I haven't stopped laughing for 15 mins and I'm a dribbling wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:09, archived)
# that little vignette of life in your office
has made me laugh much more, though.

Hello Jim. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# Hello Phil!
It's the only time he's used my name all day.
"Son", "sunshine", "boy" (sometimes prefixed with tea-) is normally all I get.

#8o)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Be gentle I'm a virgin - Pop!
First try - May need a title change, remove "now" insert "shortly"

(squidboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# "Apocalypse Soon"
was the Vision Statement of the corporate assassination company in a play I wrote last year.

It was scheduled for November and cancelled due to 11/9.

I might try and have it put on the Edinburgh Fringe next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# they just love to surf
Click for my gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# love the shadows
and the background surfer getting ready for the big wave
(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# You sir,
are a fecking genius ;-)

(and quite skilled to boot) ;-)

Right, enough praise... Don't want you to get smug ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# cowabunga
dude!
/mutant turtles
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# that is great
you are extremely talented.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# smashing
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# here's a flag
(emm0uk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# going
to hell
(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Startling New Evidence As To Why Penguins Can't Fly


Their rocket jet packs are faulty.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# woo!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# that's
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# I like bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Guys! Enough already!
.
(TetsiFly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Just one more...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# God
thats funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# This one
is making me cry with laughter........class.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# leslie crowther is too funny
these are all amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
laughing like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# ROLF!
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# oh shit
im going straight to hell aren't i?
WTC clicky
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# yes
really
(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# That is
really not very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# I happen
to think it is. It takes this piss out of the mawkish deification of anyone who had anything to do with the WTC.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Bollocks,
that poor bastard had to make the decision whether to stay at the top of the that building and burn to death or jump to his death from christ knows how many storeys up.
Thats really fucking funny isnt it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:09, archived)
# No it doesn't
It doesn't address the deification issue at all - instead it takes the piss out of someone we don't know who had to make the decision between jumping and frying.

Make political comment by all means, but don't expect me to laugh at specific people dying.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# There've been a couple of images like this lately
and I must confess I've laughed ( or at least sniggered). The only problem is that lasts to seconds and I spend the next few minutes feeling uneasy and.... well I can't describe it.

I don't really know why I can laugh at the jokes about princess di, or the current run of spastics jokes but have a problem with this. I guess it crosses some line in my head. Like I can't really imagine myself being too comftable with holocaust jokes. some things seem to be a little to far.
My. that was a long post wasn't it?
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# guess this isn't
either then?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# "Please don't bounce,
please don't bounce..."
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# heeheehee
made me laugh anyway
(Joose2001, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] umm...
not my best, not my worst.
(SithAdmin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:54, archived)
# doesn't look like TPT to me...
more like Patsy Kensit
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# I was thinking
patsy kensit, but it could be lady victoria hervey, and then the picture would make sense...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I don't know who it is. It looks like Patsy Kensit, but might not be.
All I know is it's definitely not dear Tara.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# and you would be the one to know that....
had any hats dropped off latley?
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# no, silly
She's been in Orse-TRAY-liah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# just thought she might have had deliveries
diverted whilst she was away!!!
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Dunno what
tara p-t has to do with that, bearing in mind it's Patsy Kensit.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# am i missing something?
but isn't that that Patsy Kensit lass? or are they just damn similar?

hmm, have to study them both tonight, before i go bed i think...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# should be
tart & a tramp then.. sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# That's not Tara Palmer Tommy-gun
It's that pop-tart that used to be knobbing Jim Kerr.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# not anything matey
check your address and edit if need be
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# if seemed like such a good idea at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:54, archived)
# looks it to me
didn't it win that National Geographic photo prize?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I think that won
the National Geographic photo contest 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Won
some kind of award apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# erm...
sorry to disappoint you but...

i just made it out of this , this and this


ta for the compliments though :)

[edit] fixed them thar links now
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# well
we know what we're talking about
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Now
that would be a bad day!
(Begbie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# i've gone right off you lot
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# why's that
then?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Even me?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:54, archived)
# we never liked you anyway
we were only pretending
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# bah humbug,
gramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# whats up
ity?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# we can change!
don't leave us!!
it'll be different this time!!!
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# I
was going to hell anyway

WTC clicky [edited]

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# You see
That's not quite as bad...
Don't get me wrong, you're going to hell too, but just for different reasons...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# I agree.
At least it's a lot less predicable than most WTC jokes.

I still don't like wtc stuff. Not out of some moral 'how dare you laugh at that' outrage, but just because I think it's cheap, lazy, shock tactics.

Anyone who's done a 9/11 or wtc pic, please don't take this as personal criticism, it's just my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Lest we forget
September 11th will live forever in infamy

as the day when a small group led by a

madman crushed the hopes and dreams

of every right thinking person on earth.

Arsenal are back on top of the premiership.
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# ...
cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# oi..........
watch it
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# I'll be nice about Arsenal
on the day I hear a commentator say something nice about Chelsea.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# jealousy really is the finest compliment...
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# It's his eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# I havent laughed this
much for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks.
I just snorted the contents of my nose all over my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# That
is the funniest thing i've seen on the board in AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# he' a nasty one...
that 'les'!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# I'm
going to be laughing at that for days.... lucky I ain't at work!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Go Tony!
(TetsiFly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# nice
seamless

saved to hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# PLease work
(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# I see nothing!!
Unless your image is a little white sticker with a red X in the middle. If so, great job!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Fraid not
(Begbie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# NOW see this!
i see nothing ;( but theres a mad picture at members.lycos.co.uk/heliotrope/Monkeypipe.jpg - quite mad, oh yes. (like the kitty though, w/y/h etc)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Edit your post...
so that the link reads "http://members.lycos.co.uk/heliotrope/Monkeypipe.jpg" instead of "http://www.b3ta.com/board/members.lycos.co.uk/heliotrope/Monkeypipe.jpg" and then everyone will see your creation!!
(I helped save b3ta! jlanaway, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] he came from the sea on a 50cc...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Woo!
To Modzilla, I bet he'll be off to battle Punkthra and possibly a big monster who's name sounds like Rocker.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# And the arch enemy
Gothra
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# yay!
the guy at the front is staying pretty calm considering...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# i think that's because...
...he is a scientist - and pipe smoking scientists are not afraid of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:54, archived)
# yep
no monster can shake a man with a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# ha ha
where is Modzuki?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# One ticket to hell please...


OK... I actually feel a bit bad about this one... but oh well, its b3ta, i've seen worse posted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# bollocks
there goes my 'continuing the long process of decomposition' one. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Just to be thick
but did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! The wench of the high seas workboresme, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Oh yeah,
I think thats why Matthew Kelly replaced him on "Stars in their Minds".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# no
he walks the earth as one of the undead I think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah
He died in 1996
(Begbie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)

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