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drat.

click here

also, while i am here does anyone know why b3tapix.com has stopped making my orangespace website work?

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sooperdave, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

awww

it's far too sweet
woo

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

has your domain name run out perhaps ?

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

nah

its registered til april next year.

i tried contacting the chap who does it on the contact page but it didnt work. so its probaly because the guy just stopped doing it. but id like to know

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sooperdave, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

mine is hosted there and is down

but thats because need to pay money i would reckon.

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

yes i thought that aswell

i would pay again if i have too but i dont want to just go sending money around if i dont have to.

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sooperdave, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

strange that yours goes to an adfarm thing

mine just goes to contact details.

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

hmm

it seems my domain had expired. now i shall have to wait a bit.

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sooperdave, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

I really like the picture but

When I 'click here' I have an asian lady telling me I broke the internet and that I'm a stupid cunt.

Which is at least half true and really quite uncanny.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

YAY

in other news I've just had a lamb kebab meat pizza and come back to work and my suit smells like a kebab shop - figure that one out Miss Marple!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

Because you hung around the shop

while it was being cooked.
AICMFP
*picks up knitting needles and starts knitting again*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

daaaaammnn you flowerpot - and your genious mind!

you owes me snogs from earlier on today!

in other other news - this is funny.
Way way back in the 1980s'
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now the clones are sexy teens, now
They're gonna make it if they try
Loving learning sharing judging
Time to laugh and shiver and cry
clo-one high

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Haha, what is that?

Post it on /links!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

*snogs*

Blimey Prof, that video is a bit odd.
That looks like something that you come across on the cartoon channel at 4am and are so transfixed by it that you can't change channels.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

you work in a kebab shop

aicmfp

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

wew for yew

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

he's not smiling that much though

i've had women liek that...

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

that's vey nice

that is.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

as sweet as ever.

i feel all warm and fluffy and a little bit sick.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

Awww, lully!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

Apologies for girth

and shite picture ( it's the only thing I've got to hand I know I have not posted. )

Click for bigger (91KB)

Anyway, now that's out of the way.

Apropos to this www.b3ta.com/board/7231851

I've just finished the backing music. It's 4"50' and I could do with some more images to flesh it out. So gaz me with links to pics you might want adding. Full credits will be given.

Just got to convert the 51MB wav to MP3 then I'll start adding images to the video timeline whatever the level of apathy is currently on b3ta ;)

Edit:/ MP3 as requested tinyurl.com/yoltl2

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/mp3/7998b5581b47a61b0a4caf594a5df27c_b3tardbashmash.mp3

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

raccoon is ace

is there any theme or just anything that is suitable for youtube?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 28 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

anything you can

get awaay with I expect. I don't personally mind.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Ooh nice!

Black and white loveliness

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Baglady, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

Nice of you to say so

but to be honest this was quick and shit. Check my profile if you like mono images as I've done much better recently.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

That's rather nice fella

I'll send you what ever you want! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

no sir, you send me whatever

YOU want. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

i have some spare crap

really,whats the overall genre and cinematographic whatsit jargon jargon

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

just b3ta pictures mate.

I don't mind, it's not going to win any fricken baftas ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

Can you link mp3

so we know what images might fit the song

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

^^ this

edit: ate my text

this is truely the sign of an artistic director

and does anyone know wtf the musak is on this ...
pown.alluc.org/?uid=382

it makes all dancing cat gifs smooth

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

oh right. Hang on I'll have to host it somewhere.

check back in a minute or two but the style is more ambient/chillout/me pottering about with the keyboards like a loon kind of stylee. Westwood would not like it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

so more the spacey pictures

rather than the raging CDCs

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

oh yeah

I'd rather something that took some effort than a purple cock.

I'm working on a host for the mp3, if cr3 is not about to send me a tripcode I'll upload it somewhere else, just might have ads.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

Elvis bot

Apologies for all round shitness.

Edit: With his own breasts, apparently. Even the artist is baffled.

(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

you are wrong

it is not, in fact, shit.
i bet elvis had quite substantial breasts by his vegas era anyway

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

man-boobs covered in cheeseburger

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

mmmm...

shexy

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

he did

they were in fact certified 36DD

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

shame

i would have personnally expected EE from the king

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

its funny

cos he died whilst taking a dump.

(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

it has Elvis

and a robot. Where can there be any shit in that?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

why

thank you :D

(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

you need

www.makemearobot.com cause that is grouse!
WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

paintmash 3

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

that's...

numberwoo!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

i think i'm getting better

at painmashing then using photoshop to complete the image (despite 2gb of bmp's on pc)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

Good, but

When did the M1 go anywhere near Weymouth?

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nhojjohn, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

When did the M1 have two lanes and no traffic?

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

m1/m10 merger

dont forget the m10 has 2 lanes in places especially when joiing the M1

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

Thanks for that!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

i dont know

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

Constable! Please help us find Maddie!

Hull please!

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

you know when people asked

the other week "when's the cut-off point? when can i make jokes about maddie and not get disembowelled?"
i would presume it was the other day. when they went and arranged to see the pope

/standard disclaimer: of course i don't wish any ill on them. i hope that's obvious

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

They have jumped the shark with that.

*cue football-style chants about going to Rome to see the Pope*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Most Maddie Posts

I either find in bad taste, poorly contrived or just not funny at all. This is one of the rare ones which makes me chuckle, you haven't relied on crossing a line to be funny the humour comes from the juxtaposition of the new and the old.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

Why thank you.

With terminology like that, you could ace an art A-Level.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

I have a GCSE in Magniloquence

And have used it to cover my terminal ignorance for 15 years.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Scream for me Maddie....

ticket to Hull plz

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

she is probably dead by now

i hope

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Thats the worst thing about it

And indeed all these missing kiddie searches. Can you remember any that had a happy end? The horrible inevitability that she's gonna be dragged out of a lake or something makes all this hope and campaigning all the more depressing.

And I for one place the blame solely on the media. And maybe Pedobear.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

thankfully

i don't often read the news :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

pedobear?

is he who rented flintoff the pedalo?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

im sure there are plenty of happy endings

just they never make the media, because they dont sell so well

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

there's the austrian girl who escaped

after about 8 years.
and i'm sure there've been other 'happy ending' ones too. it does happen

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

The media fucked that up too

Dragging her onto TV etc

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Join me on the Hull train!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

is that cum on her cheek?

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

probably

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

Pront

Maddie

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

1000% FACT!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

LOLLERZ

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Hahaha!

It's gonna be crowded in Hull tonight!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

is that on /links?

for it should be

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

hilarious.

If you want me, I'll be on /links

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

haha

woosome indeed!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Well done, Serge.

(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Have another vector

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

chin-chin!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Hip-hip

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

pip-pip!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

nicely done

he could do with a croissant in his other hand, you know

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Do I really look that smug?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

no, but i bet you'd like a croissant, wouldn't you?

you'd be smug then

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

fuck yes

GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWW AND I'LL SHALL CONDESCEND TO YOU ALL WITH INFERIOR PASTRIES!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

there's m'boy

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

waiting for a vector.

Oh you mean you coloured some shapes in?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

Pardon me

I suppose I still don't understand the difference. Would cel-shaded be more appropriate?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

It would indeed my learned

friend. ( although some people are now preferring the rather odd term of 'vexel')

It's no criticism of the piece fella. If I was to do that I would have used the terms 'Julian Opie' and 'right cunt'

Edit:// I should clarify that Opie is the cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

Why is he so cross?

When I have a lovely cocktail to hand I'm all smiles

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Baglady, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

TEH THUMBLESS PIG FOOT HAND!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

Zombee

Bigger

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

Bee

Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee Bee bee bee bee

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

lady, you are obsessed

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

yes sir

yes i am

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

get back to work you

you have lives you should be saving and weirdos to laugh at

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SuperMatt, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

*laughs at Supermatt*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

I'm not a weirdo

I'm a loon. There are subtle differances which I thought you understood and respected.

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SuperMatt, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

*laughs harder*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

YOU ARE AN ELF!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

nicely.

Your head is mental but your hands have been kissed by gods.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Brilliant! Branching out from ants then?

[pedant]although insects are invertebrates and don't have interior skeletons[/pedant]

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

No? Really? I didn't know that. Thank you for edumacating me.

/sarcasm. :p
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artistic_licence

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

if only the same thing held in science exams

/cocked up todays exam blog

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

Scientific licence?

That would make it a lot easier!

I want Maths Licence.

2+2 should equal 22 because it's more asthetically pleasing.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

2+3 should equal

32 :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

simply override the addition operator to concatenate, then it will!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

let me know

when you capture a zombified be and we shall put your vast anatomical knowledge to the test ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

as awesome as ever

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

very good as usual

woo and yay

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

hiiiive miiiinnds

this is super-woo

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

oodles of aceness abounds

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Great!

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Baglady, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

make a book ffs, cos you is awesome :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

HE DID.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

Yes.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

i made a reply!

www.b3ta.com/talk/3210218

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scott,, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

these are

nothing short of bloody amazing
a woo, a yay, and i think i have a hoopla in here somwhere...... yes here it is it!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

And I claim my £1.5 million.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

ha!

someone had to do it!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

www.acmewebpages.com/midi/goallout.wav

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

yes!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

He he!

Both tasteful and witty

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Baglady, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Cheers!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Pffft

I thought we had to guess which of the pictures was her... like spot the difference

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

I was going to do a "where's Wally?" style one

but this was way easier.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

I did myself a nice bit of toast this morning...

The original piccy : www.nationalgallery.org.uk/cgi-bin/WebObjects.dll/CollectionPublisher.woa/wa/artistImage?artistID=384

(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

GOD TOATS!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

haha

I very nearly did say " where in the name of Brian Blessed is there toats in the National"?
Then I realised it's Leonardo. Well sone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Nice........

.
Not like the real thing tho!
.
www.firebox.com/product/1542?src_t=cat&src_id=lifestyle

.

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paranoiaman, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

Hahahaha

A miracle every morning!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

Lovely toasty stuff

Have some Victorian toast to celebrate.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

Thought I would have another try...

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paranoiaman, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

Personal Water Craft

Should come with automatic degenitalizers to stop the owners from procreating.

Very good, I believe the word Woo is in order.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

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christhebarker, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:19, archived)

*waits for animation*

*checks extension*
oh...

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:19, archived)

-comes-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

*wipes eyes*

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

you're a loony!

~~loony~~ tit

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

That's about as surreal as it comes.

mind if I thread-jack fella to make a plea to b3ta?

EDIT:/ JAHLED you post deleting bastard. I spent two minutes typing a reply to your post containing my threadjack! Grrrr.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

Hahahaha

To 'yes'

Hehe

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

I'm new

So I'm not sure on this but isn't this where someone pops up and says "TOAP!!!" in a derogatory fashion?

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

this aint TOAP

this is text on a speech bubble,
and given the stlyes in this competition, it is sometimes allowed.
TOAP!!! is usually shouted if the post in question is just shite, and the text made it shiter.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

this too^

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

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christhebarker, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

Oh I see

Thank you explaining the subtle nuances of the rules.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

there are no subtle nuances of the rules.

we just make them up as we go along to keep the noobs on their toes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

and confuse non-'noobs' whom are still not totally experienced with b3ta

*raises hand*

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

you are correct miss

now go to the round room and sit in a corner.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

miss?

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

Me?

I am a Ms...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

i was trying for the dead parrot

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

this is true

entirely

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

or alternativley

you could think for yourself and really stand out from the crowd!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

yes

a comment on the file size would also be acceptable
except this is quite an experienced user, so its slightly less so

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wjh31, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

no it isnt!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

Yes, of course you are

Blimey Doc, I haven't seen you around these parts for at least a yonk or two.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

yeah I know

but I had this great idea for an image challenge entry

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christhebarker, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

file size much?

you touch the ham

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Might as well test this out...

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Those blinking lights are in perfection timing with the opening beats of 'no son of mine' by Genesis

irrelevant info relating to what I'm listening to blog

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Hehe.

30m/s per frame.

And it wouldn't be the same with out Peter Gabriel riding around on a bike.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

*braces*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

DO NOT TOUCH

when flashing

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

/seams

the neville was right

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

SOMEBODY! STOP HIM!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HE'S oh wait that child isn't aryan and doesn't come from middle class parents.

FALSE ALARM EVERYONE!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

hmmmm.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

stop him! he's headed for the beach!

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

haha

Those damn bilboards.

I'm currently listening to a musical track that starts with a solitary owl hoot, and then kicks into something that sounds like The Beach Boys combined with Boards of Canada.

This is very pleasant.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

what is it?

it sounds worth a listen

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

By something or other called

"Panda Bear", the track's called "Bros" and I think the album is called "Person Pitch"

What a lot of lovely names there

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

i've got some panda bear

their album "young prayer", where every track is conveniently untitled. awkward buggers...
i will seek out "bros". ta

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

It's like

a twelve minute journey through a cloud filled with sunshine, fireworks and small men retching.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

ta. listening now

and well described. (judging from a minute and a half in, anyway)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

You're right

More Brian Wilson's "Smile" than Beach Boys though (yeah, almost the same thing).
Echo-chamber-tastic!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

ah yes

i listened to that once. it got OMGBESTALBUMEVER reviews in pitchfork and the like.

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

Pfft

I only just noticed the Pitchfork review

They generally give good scores to anything that doesn't sound like anything else.

The score can also be taken as a good guide of how musically obscure you can be by mentioning it to your friends.

"9.4 OMGS! I can be like the king of music tonight at the pub! 2.3?? Shit, everyone's heard this one already"

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

bah..

even i wouldnt touch a 2.3

i might start not reading pitchfork reviews as they tend to send me into a deep minute long period of musical uncertainty.

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

i was listening to an album of 'songs'

by david shrigley earlier. its about as good as you would expect. its called 'forced to speak with others' im sure you would like it.

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

it's brilliant

everyone needs to go and get that album

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

I am everyone!

I shall get that album!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

Are you referring to the Late Night Tales compilation?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

yes

this thing

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connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Blimey

I am so ashamed that I bought that a while ago, put it in my drawer to be copied to my external drive and sort of forgot about it!
*ashames*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

evil paper

bet they've got her, damn publicists.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:18, archived)

Which paper? Why are you bringing up a paper?

I cannot see a reference to any paper in that picture at all.

/blind blog

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

The only

reference is to something called "Newts of the Wold"

Apparently something about a bunch of reptiles being let loose in Cornwall

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The Neville What what what, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

And feasting on the flesh of the living I shouldn't wonder!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

stylish

i want to know why there is so much press into maddie. i know its a real big deal a kids gone missing but why is there so so so much for this one when kids go missing all the time and they get nothing. the world is gay.

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sooperdave, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

Just not worth it

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

300 posts!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

So it was

Oh well.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Looks more like a bagel to me...

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SpoonMeiser, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

It's a Krispy Kreme

But I see what you mean.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Man,

I wish I had a doughnut...

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SpoonMeiser, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

If you had one

could you fit it all in your mouth at once?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

Yet another from the archives...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

aces.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

i do so like the shadow work

woo and yay!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

CIGGY DOGS FTW!

woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

to escape his enemies

he was forced to assume a human form

cluck for bugger (122k)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

^ This.!

Woosome.!

(any one wanna turn Doherty into Eight Ace from Viz.?)

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

marvellous

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

but where's the skinny abusive assistant?

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

And this is the 'before' picture?

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

Hehe

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

most probs beendun

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

If it has, yours is still great!

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nhojjohn, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

Similar one

But with the Apple Logo and him holding an iPod

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:57, archived)

Looked great till optimize ate it... :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

ahhhhh. science.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

Don't worry, they all look very impressed!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

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