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Dirty girl!

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:32, archived)

yum

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

hah!

great work

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

Saint Jerome and the Lion

(crowie, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

awww innit lovely?

(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

tony bear?

woo!

in other news, омон roughly translates to ,,the special forces unit''.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

Why is Terry Jones wearing a funny hat?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

He's not Muammar...

he's a very naughty boy.

(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

meh

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahaha

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

I would give him shelter though

I'm nice like that.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hahaha!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Looks rather dashing....

:D Very nice.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Excellent!

Is it a series?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

I have no idea.

I just followed some shite someone else posted , down there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:38, archived)

yeah, sorry about that

it's the absinthe

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

hey it's all shite to me

and if you think drinking absinthe is clever you must be 14. It's only Pernod with a reputation ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

you say the sweetest things ;)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

*grabs hold of absinthe*

Don't let it hear you say that!

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:49, archived)

Hehehe

*glees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:38, archived)

he's wearing kippers as gloves.

roflcopters

KIPPERS!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:43, archived)

It's madness I say

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Mattedd do you know this guy?

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

nope

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

I got given some Absinthe yesterday

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

*eats*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

It's pink flavour!

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

that's the BESTEST flavour!

*gets spoon*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Ever seen the blob?

I think that may have been pink flavour too.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

is that a scary fillum?

if so, probably not.

i gets scareded easy

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Depends on whether you watch the 60's version or the 90's....

60's makes me laff hard. 90's almost made me wet my pance. At the time.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

I'm drinking some now

and have been for several hours.

edit: oops, I like your trapped thing, it's rather nice

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

Hours? Days?

All seem the same with the green fairy on your shoulder. God bless wormwood

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

Yes!

I'm making odd things, and posted one. I think I should keep the others to myself

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

Hehe

Now I know it was Absinthe powered it has my hearty approval and full woo. Get the others out! Absinthe creativity should be encouraged.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:29, archived)

how can you drink 'Trapped'?

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

Mmmm blancmange

I haven't had any for years.

Not since my mother made blancmange and jelly rabbits and put them on grass made of green-dyed dessicated coconut. Mmmmm.

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

ewww

blancmange was the foulest thing ever. I thought it had been banned along with semolina.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Semonlina?

Is that the one that looked like frogspawn?

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

no that was tapioca

I like that, especially the chocolate one. semolina was the one like wallpaper paste with a spot of'jam' in the middle.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

Government issue economy jam that had never seen fruit?

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

really, it's 'cos blancmange is cack

they'd never get away with serving that stuff to adults.
the picture is wooworthy, by the way

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

No!

I remember chocolate blancmange as being really nice.

That and butterscotch Angel Delight.

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

Thank ye kindly

I do have a special place in my heart for blancmange. Which is odd, the stomach would be better but that is full of ice cream at the mo.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

That sounds very special.

I'm tempted to make it. Maybe with some jelly babies thrown in. They can be like little jockeys for the rabbits.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

I made a.....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

Mountain out of a molehill!

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

let's play

guacamole.

woo!

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

haha!

aceness! woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hehe!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

its the......

its the thrill of the fight.

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

That's just silly.

But also incredibly Woo!

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Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

horrible stuff

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

I'm going to profile this, if I may, when I get round to profileing thinga

it's ace and I like it. And you.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

You never will

but I like you too :)

Who's next?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

I will too!

Who's next? Whoever wants to do me next!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

Mstandot's just down there

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:24, archived)

he had his chance

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

If I wasn't married......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

I'll do you

(again) gaz me a picture

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:28, archived)

oh, take your pick...

www.flickr.com/search/groups/?q=horrible&m=pool&w=77617660%40N00&s=rec

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:32, archived)

my eyes

you bastard! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

Very nice

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

that's rather good

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

you see

this is really good

top stuff ol' bean

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

That's horrible

*clcik*

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

I think you love him

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

m s car

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

Yeah

Knackered old Kias really do it for me too. :P

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:26, archived)

No, the Volkswagen

Edit: Did you say Kia?

Like this one?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Is that outside your mum & dad's house?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

so are you ever going to get around

to doing my car or bike?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:31, archived)

What are those then?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

erm a bmw 5 and a ducati st2.

you can have pics of mine or search if you like

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

That is excellent!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

aceness

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

Needs more ugliness!

Only joking!
Top stuff!
bloody woo, Missus.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:21, archived)

You never said that when you were snogging him...

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

erm....

that was someone in a mstandot mask! Probably.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:25, archived)

oi! you can't call me ugly!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:23, archived)

I didn't

I actually said needs more ugliness,implying you to be not very ugly at all!

/digs self out of hole (i think)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

Promoting a greater appreciation for places with a double L in the name

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

Llanbradach?

I live in that shithole!

(MattEdd, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

ME TOO!!

biggup the brad massive!

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 22:13, archived)

You don't know shithole untill you've visited Pennsylvania

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:15, archived)

oh yeah? How about Kentucky?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

is that Pennsylvania in Exeter?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

I almost lost my virginity

in Llanbradach.

(miniscule connanoncho, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

that looks a bit of a nice picture, that there

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:15, archived)

Not done one of these in ages

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:04, archived)

woofyay.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:06, archived)

haha

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

My neighbor looks exactly like that

What a ~~couinsidence~~!!!

EDIT:coincidence

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:03, archived)

Two braffs with in minutes.. have i missed something?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

combine combine.

this is weak. why doesn't paint.net feature skew? why doesn't my laptop have photoshop? why?

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

;

'NING

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:12, archived)

mi syster ønce owned a genuine Ning

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:16, archived)

Looks like Daffyd

(only gay in the village)

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thistle, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:30, archived)

ctrl t is yr friend

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:12, archived)

why would they want a new tab?

why why why?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:13, archived)

sigh

in photoshop ctrl t lets you resize and skew an image to fit niceley

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:27, archived)

i'd do her

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

Nice!

But could you make it less homo?

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

did you mean

OMOH ?

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:12, archived)

feel the urge nancy boy

Click for bigger (116KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

That's a bit good

woo sir.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

That is very very nice

woos

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

Mmmm Brafftastic!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

mmmmm.

*purrs*

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

haha!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:51, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

this does not compute

but it made me laugh

//error

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

can i just drop this here?

it's not well done enough for a thread of its own:

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

are you kidding

if you cropped it, it would be perfect!!!!!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

schmerg?

merm

edit:also crop a little and it's beautiful Bernard

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

can I print it and

COVER ALL MY WALLS with it? ;)

psst, b3ta uploader thingy, nice thumbnail thing, saves my scrolling finger thingy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

WOO YAY

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 21:55, archived)

is that

that gay russian bloke?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

~~that gay russian bloke?~~ Zach Braff?

yes

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

goddamn you

ruining my bloody take on the bandwagon

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

come on

let's see it

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 22:03, archived)

thats very forward of you

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

i've e-mailed it to him

i think he'll return after he's finished puking

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

this reminds me of a joke my mum told me

a guy had a tiny cock, so he got it extended. they used a special operation using elephant trunk tissue. when it was in full working order
he took his girlfriend out to dinner, hoping for a test drive. all of a sudden, his dick shot out, grabbed a bun, and shot back in again, his girlfriend said 'WOW! DO THAT AGAIN!'

and the guy said
"i don't think my arse can manage another one"

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:17, archived)

you are 14

your mother is still too busy picking up scrotes in night clubs to even bother to talk to you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:46, archived)

Needs More Cowell !

(trevorfelcher, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

Needs more Zach Braff!

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Drunken Vet, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

I got a fever

and the only prescription
is more cowell!!

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

Serves him right, the smug bastard.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:00, archived)

Needs more

coffee

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Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

Wind turbines are cool

(beardybeardbeard, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

is that Zach Braff flying that?

et w00!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

wooyay. right there

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

wind turbines

are for charging fighter planes?

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

a very woo to you sir

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

if i was in world war 2 they'd call me spitfire

/prodigy blog

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

And it be easily the best Prodigy song.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

yes

yes
yes

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

yay for spitfires

Have a vector of one

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

Arf

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:46, archived)

this is good

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:10, archived)

Kitten powers activate!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

this!

i like lots!
have a hoopla

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

shirly

kittens land on their paws? I can see right through your dirty tricks ..err. boy-man!

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

not with

a slice of buttered toast strapped to their back.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

yeah

but in that case, they just hover in mid air

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

in a state of quantum indecisiveness.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

nah

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

nah?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

have you _tried_?

I don't own a cat

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

I'm not attaching breads to my cats

that would be rude, and the cat would be depressed

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

all cats should be depressed.

preferably under car wheels.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

nah

they might survive, a garlic crusher (giant) would be better

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

Schrodinger is the arch enemy

of kitten man.

Him and his crazy Decaying atoms and boxes and vials of poison.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

rotating fast enough to produce enough power per second to light a small african country for a decade

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:52, archived)

until

curiosity kills it

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

haha

that is odd

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

fabulous

superpurrwers

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

that's no cure for dispenser foot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

indeed not

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

but it is completely adorable

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

he has turned into a twitsin kittins

what's not to adore!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

Why would you cure it?

The hat's the problem

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

it won't be if we amputate and he can't FUCKING WALK!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

Oh noes!

Top hatted dispensary leg man has flawed logic! He'll be forever running. I am saddened

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

but it could lead to supplier's leg

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

It's worse than that

he's developed a bad case of pouring paint can leg!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

That's possibly

the funniest thing I've seen all day.

(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

I don't think you should mock

*dramatic Duhn-duhn-DUUUHHH! music*

THE AFFLICTED!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:32, archived)

these powers are genius!

more of this! in some kind of sycamore destroying action!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

^this

and i'm also having problems with some docks and their five mile long roots.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

have you tried threatening them?

thats what i do for all my gardening

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

i will spend some time tomorrow acting menacing and hurling abuse at them

and if that fails i'll get them with some more evil chemicals.

or my specially trained commando slugs.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

Hahaha

Fantastic as usual!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Awww

bless him. It would feel wrong to tickle his belly though

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Hahahaha

So much for cats landing on their feet. Woo!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Woweee!

super kittin!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Haha!

If I could have powers it would be to alter the mass of anything (including myself)

I could turn villains into black holes!
I could decrease the mass of bullets until they had a tiny amount of momentum when they hit me!
I could make myself lighter than air, and float!

/dreams.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

your dreams is making me laffs!

:D

sorry :(

haha
:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

Really?

I always go for invisisisisible so I can look at norks in sneaky fashion

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

Nah, all the girls would want to sleep with *The Physicist* anyway

because he's so darn awesome.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

Hahaha!

YES!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

oh noes!!!

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

yay!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

ah, kittentron

most fearsome of all

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

Kitten powers be the cuteness!

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

hahahaha

what a crap power!
wheeee!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:15, archived)

society is to blame...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

haha

I don't believe you made that. Knowing south park you have just ripped it from an episode ;)

woo!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

the skin tones for terrance and phillip are too dark

but South Park would go there

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

thats fuckin nice that is!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

I know, it's my

sunny disposition ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

good on ya *

* at this point the sarcasm should be detected!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

you silly man

at this point www.b3ta.com/board/7235556 there should have been sarcasm detected. Or at least detection of a lame attempt at humour.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:47, archived)

"I don't believe you made that."

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

oh stoppit fella, there is a wink at the end of the statement.

I wsa simply implying that it could be straight out of a south park episode with their lack of boundaries. I know who made it ya numpty.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

Pah!

Canada is to blame surely?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

it is,

and I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me Shirley.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

this reminds me

i send 'Bum Sex' to my canadian friend Amy once, because she's into it

_{she loved the song}

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

I had a girlfriend called Amy

I convinced her she liked anal sex.

Unfortunately she was crazy.

true story

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

...

errm blame canada etc etc
Woo

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

b3tan to it matey boy!

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

was soooooo close tho hah

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

hahaha

smut!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

haha!

SEXYTIME!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

hahah

hehehe

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

Those dam Evangelical Christians get every where

Been done shirely?

(benjdavis, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

you fool

of course she does, she smokes King Edwards like me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

potatoes?

hard to light, i heard.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

dry the skins out.

pfft, you kids have never lived. Back in the famine we had to smoke kippers. Those bastards are hard to light.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

meh

you were spoilt. we had to smoke bacon. the rinds really caught you in the back of the throat.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

rinds! you had rinds!

luxury

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

WHAT TYPEFACE IS THAT?

I've been after that G. tellmetellmetellmepleaseohpleaseohplease

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

You know what

I don't know, randomly selected it. Feel free to print screen it though. :)

(benjdavis, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

GAH

Need to find out what it is, its for a project.

If you ever happen to find out, do let me know :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

I'm not totally sure but....

Trebuchet MS with bold

(benjdavis, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

*hugs*

Ta :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

try

www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

Have done, no joy

Theyve used something quite obscure methinks

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

that is a g minor

it's not as big as a g major and much rounder than a g flat.

/i'll get my coat.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

*spangs*

You deserve that :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

*lols*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

*gropes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

ROFL -

rolling on floor lungless

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

really?

you poor thing!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

You shold get some of that nicoret gum

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:38, archived)

do you even know whether I smoke or not?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:45, archived)

no not really
i dont
i just like the gum

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

Tasty!

/quit a few weeks back with ease smug blog

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

you're still in the danger zone sonny

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

I feel low after reading that

*lights up to ease his pain*

damn it!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:51, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

EMO.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 21:23, archived)

YES

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

Is that...

*squints*

...
Zach Braff?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

what's that on his foot?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

my guess

is some kind of dispenser

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

OMOH

get the irony there?

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

his hair roks! lolz..

his socks are very nice also.

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

What did you change?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

I removed Zack Bruff's face

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

im new...

so this is an introduction.

an thats me.
il try an woo an yay you with some of my lack of photoshop skills!

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

but do you have dispenser foot?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

i have 2 i think.?!

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

cool

one for every day of the week

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

except for leap years

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

stupid leap years!

more ankle injuries caused on those than any other

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

I don't get this Le Biftek Discotheque

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

sorry I appear to have gone mad

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7235469

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

Few are that lucky

although you do get through a lot of 20p pieces

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

yes I do

in life
in general
:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

I know

I find out your ~~itinerrrrrary~~ days plans, and go around planting 20p pieces in your path

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

Blimey

ggggghosts

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

Hello :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

*waves*

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

...

noobie (zach braff esque) WOO

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

love your username

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

hello and welcome to b3ta.

shop for kittens, never leave, space monkeys etc.

that's very nicely done fella.

oh and gingers FTW!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

i think he bleached his hair.

that is my opinion, you better like it.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

yeh i did try to hind once...

but now im proud, so proud that i knocked the saturation up just a little bit.. :]

(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

Why do

~~all~~ ginger girlies have pink nipples?
~~most~~
the ones i've slept with

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

Have you checked ALL of them?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Well, I go around at night TRYING to

but the police put a stop to that.

Unfortunately

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

oh no

not ginger girls ( don't hate me mum )

but us copper tops have to fight the prejudice.

my wife is latino looking, i can't abide pasty girls in the attractiveness area.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

I think teh gingers can be gorgeous

if they have freckles and nice hair and cuteness- it's just that the munting ones tend to be, well, munting.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

jokes are better than technique

well that is what it says, hello, shop a kitten to sad because his identidey chip says he is called claire

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mongychops, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

what's wrong with being called claire?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

Welcome

kitten etc

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Thats interesting. Interesting...

Hello :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

Sorry

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 21:15, archived)

aahhh haa

you've got dispenser foot!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

that's not zach braff!

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

perfect opportunity for this

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

hahahaha

I no longer resent doing that TOAP

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

who's that then?

*peers over top of glasses*

russian, is he?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

russian?

he's barely moving at all!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

well, he's probably cold

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

or he's just a bit of lazy

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

glass nost

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

It doesn't matter how far he runs

perhaps a less conspicuous quiff would help?

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

I missed something

what happened to him?

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

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