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# Play it by ear


While Lerking here on beta waiting for myself to be able to post, i saw someones image challenge entry with something similar to this...so i made one immediatly after with the liquidation tool.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# thats actually quite disturbing
:)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# And why not?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Hypnotising.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] way aye it's a fuckin talking rabbit - pass me them mushrooms mun
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# i watched that load
OMG 11!!!11!!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Harpski?
Also, hamtoucher.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Have some doodles and a scan from a takeaway menu I found in the house.


(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ON THE BONE!
Chortle.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I wonder what the meat on the bone is.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# dog/cat/human
something like that
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# probably
Madeleine
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# as with all good balti houses
you get what you ask for. if you're a longstanding customer or mate of the manager, it will usually be lamb, mutton or (rarely) pork. whatever they have a big chunk of out the back.
if you're unlucky, there's a poor old granny sitting alone waiting for your £5.80 meat dish to arrive home :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# "These are the freshest brains I've ever worked with"
- Hugh Wearnley-Whittingstall, Comedy Genius
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I think it's brilliant the way takeaways do that.
'Meat' dishes are always cheaper, but I've never been brave enough to order one.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I can't see the joke in the scan?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# For me and my friends the joke is "The sylar special"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Heh.
Yes.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# my favourite
local indian restaurant does a nice kangaroo korma. Also does this yummy thing with about half a bottle of malibu in it. Oh bugger I want one tonight now.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# And he sings with YouTube...or something like that....
bono_bo
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# *would*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *have*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *but was out*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ah, punnage
the rock on which good photoshopping stands
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Wave of Harry Potter related violence continues.


Sorry, the guy in the middle looked like he wanted to smack someone.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# My mother always
told me "If you can't say something nice then go fuck yourself"

;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Don't think I haven't tried.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen pictures of someone doing it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I can heavy
pet myself.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# This I would like to see.
Oh actually wasn't it in the newsletter t'other week?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# It's at times like these that i wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Why, what did she say?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I have no idea.
I was not listening.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Nah, that was
me drinking tea, then eating a Snickers Ice Cream.

I make the same face.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# lo you
how's things?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# So-so.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# really?
why so so-so?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Spent most of the day sitting in the church.
A wedding in the morning and then a visiting band of ringers in the afternoon.

Annoyingly they were better than us, but all I did was sat and read Dead Souls until they were ready to leave.

Now I havce to empty my kitchen units so that I 'em up.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Aaaaaw.
Everyone loves V
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *nods*
i kinda want to make a stuffed toy of him...
all cuddly and whatnot.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Valium?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Aww.
How cute!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Woo!
So very.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Ooooh! that's luvverly
Have a click!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Awww
that's great :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# that's an ace one, that is
woo2
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# he looks so happy!
great job! hehe
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# aww
luberly!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# EFG!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Awww! Bless!
I finally watched this at t'weekend, and thought it was grand!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# It's all true about their subliminal advertising

it's a small meme, afterall
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone.? No.? Dust.?


Oh yes.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Was that me,
Or did that disappear for a minute?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hehe yes it did.
Had no replies and I realised I hadn't put the damn thing on as a compo entry. Sorry and humble oh yes I am.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# "edit" button is there for such purposes
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Ooooh didn't realise I could change it into an entry.
Ta.!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# aaah
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Do I spy....
The A-Team van in the first pic?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Quick, call the authorities!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# still not quite right


(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Vastly better work.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# tj
wheres that previous post gone?
i wanted to post this

*edit* there it is ^^ up there
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking with their minds


Who needs Photoshop with L Ron in the house?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Subsections
How to Live with Children
Working with a Child’s Willingness
Allowing Children to Work
Suggestions for Further Study

O_o
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Windmills
Don't forget "Creating Tomorrow's Society". And the glossary which helpfully defines reality as "that which appears to be". in case you'd lost your grip on it after reading this far.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# coincidence? hmmm...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# PROOF!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# HROMO!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# You fucker,
I just woke the baby with my guffaws.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# HAHA
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Tell you what is a coincidence
the very same picture on here at 10am this morning.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# that was a time echo
you must have travelled 7 hours into the future...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# hes not
the only one then!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Love teh bin-liner story
Ace!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I made a list once of "people I'd like to see die slowly of cancer of the anus"
I'm not kidding. Have a guess who was 4th on it.

*crosses fingers*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAH
FFS Manley, you could have warned us!

Very good, woo!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha
Christ
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
Bawls
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# LOL WUT??!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# You could have shopped Geris chest appendages.
oh, and WOO!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# which would would you
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# You mean there is a choice?
A, B, C or D.

I'd put a bag on her head.

Or a bag on my head come to that.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# What did you shop on becks?
She looks just as "normal" (read: fucked)

Genuine question.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# He made her look more normal
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I am flattered that he missed it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Arse.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Why Daddies Leaving
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# How many daddies?
My god, I appear to have my pedant hat on.

It's very woo though!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# "Daddy's", "it's" and no comma before an "and"
/pedant and not ashamed

edit: ooh, "they're"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Could be daddies.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# True
The other daddy could be a thai ladyboy
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# the sauce?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# You love it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# There is nothingh wrong with brown sauce used as a sexual aid.
It has lubricating properties KY can only dream of.


Right, I'm off home- big love to all, and huge sloppy kisses, especially those who don't want them. Yeah, I'm starting my grandmaing early.

Night loves!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# but HP is better.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Not for disestablishmetarians
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ^This. HARD
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Does This Fit Image Challenge?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 1 and 2 used in the place of words?
Hmph.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Sorry, your response
made me giggle.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Well just as long as you're sorry...
;-)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 2u
itz bez myz stylez
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# That's shit.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# You see, this really isn't the right way to go about things.
No, siree.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 'Ignore': makes the pain go away.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Yes, but I do so love to bitch.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Read this, then ask yourself the same question. Go with your feeling.
"Books are a vital part of any child's early learning. So let's mess with their little heads and devise the most inappropriate children's books ever."


(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] New one...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Beastiality's best!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# mm pig fucking
A fuck and dinner all in one beast
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# A friend of mine worked in an abattoir.
One night he got lifted, whilst drunk, for 'urinating in a public place' and taken down to the sty.

'Occupation?' asks the duty sergeant.
'I kill pigs.'

'Nuff said.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ha! I worked in an abattoir when I was 15
I didn't kill pigs but I did give enemas to piles of freshly-removed cow guts.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Like it.
Reminds me of the night I was kicked up and down Pearse St station for a few hours. Paid 'em for it too.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# A gif has frames that work
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on, have a handful.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You are from Australia, Tasmania or New Zealand
AICMFP

edit: *checks profile* Ker-CHING! :D

Silly Kiwi - sweets are not lollies ;) woo tho
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *low bow* Sir Bawls.
Tis a pleasure.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *Deep, reverent curtsy, 'King & I' stylee*
Maaam.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *waltz*
Don't just stand there, I look like a tit doing this on my own.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Shall we dance
1
2
3
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *swings dixy around*
That's a smashing dress you have on tonight, darling.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Thank you my darling
*strokes bald head* you missed a bit while shaving

*whirls cappy around, enveloping her in huge frilly dress*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# :D
You know, I've been thinking about doing a photo set as a drag king. With a pencil tache and a 50s quiff and a kind of Raul Julia esque 'I'm going to fuck you like a bitch and you're going to love me for it' expression.

Oh and braces.
What do you think?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I approve of this greatly.
I would love to pose with you as a terrible drag queen - all beard, hairy legs and sneer
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yes.
That's such a bloody good idea.

Right, this may have to be done.

Anyway, I'm off- love to the bawls xxx
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Sure am.
D-oh! Thanks for the heads up :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Only for cool kids
drugrats
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Drugrats
Chucky's mad high
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# if he had black hair instead of red
he would look like a friend of mine that od'd on heroin...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Winnie The Poo !


(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# That is literally terrifying
even without the turd
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yes
the source is actually far scarier than my shopped version. I think it's a genuine 60's ad.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# What for?
Abortion?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
the odd thing is, I'm not too sure what the ad is for... although it shows a loaf of bread, the main point of the ad seems to be to promote the use of cellophane.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# mmmmm...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# To cut off children's airwaves?
sorry i just think i've ben deeply affected by that picture...rarely do i wish to see a child harmed, fictitious or otherwise
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# airwaves?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# tadaa!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Excellent stuff
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Arrgghhhhhh
holy crap, the kid eating the beans is clearly the anti-christ.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Oh, that poo!
Famousest poo of the interwebs!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Reminds me of...
this-

(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# She's looking deep into your soul
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# noiseless shoes...
nicely done
tj: can you point me towards the source for that tiggerman you've used? i'm thinking of trying something with it
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hi
Hold on, I'll take a look, it's here somewhere. I also have a psd cutout if you're feeling lazy. It's not very carefully done but you can improve on it and save yourself some work... give me a minute, I have hundreds of thousands of poorly-organized image files here :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# no probs
i'm not in any rush.
thanks (edit: yes, i am always feeling lazy, so i'll take the .psd unless it's down the back of the sofa somewhere)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
#
Here's the tiggerman source.. let me know when you've got it, I'll probably remove it pretty soon.

Edit: link removed
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# muchas gracias
i've got it now
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Yay!
I look forward to seeing the result :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# it'll probably be shit now...
i wouldn't get your hopes up
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Lovely!
Is there an easy way to do vectors? I got my little brother (a proper graphic designer) to show me the photoshop pen tool last night and it all seemed a bit difficult :-(
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Silhouette.
But the point of them is being difficult, that's why they're so impressive when done well.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Fairy Nuff!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I use photoshop too.
You don't have to use the pen tool but it's a very editable way to produce vectors. If you find editing bezier curves too fiddly, you can use the freeform pen tool and play with the "curve fit" option to get it to behave the way you want.
There are LOTS of other ways to produce vectors in ps though. Check out the help files on paths and the paths palette, there's bound to be a working method that suits your style.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Well now,
these are jolly good.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks.
Something super-simple and even quicker than usual because I have 'real' work to do today :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# oooooh niiiice!
I have converses, except they're not actually converse. But they're better, because they were £7 and they're covered in black sequins.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Sequins ++
:)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I have no idea what that means.
So I shall just boogie instead.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Plus plus is a geeky thing I picked up somewhere....
it means "sequins are very good" :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Aha!
Yes, they are. All glittery and the like.

AND they have lime green laces.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# and you'd never
catch any smug old etonian tory leaders wearing them
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Not unless he was a trannie.
So not on Saturdays and alternate Tuesdays.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# noice
i like them
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# fucking ace
:)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

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