Heheh. It makes me sad when Andi looks so upset. Cris is just silly, crying over ciggarettes.(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:48,
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I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:51,
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'Ning sir!I hope all is well in the silent P camp
Just popping on and off, going to see a movie.
(Just popping on and off, going to see a movie.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:43,
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YESSSSSSCORNHOLIO HEALS THE SICK!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
(ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:42,
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HAHAHAHA!MY BUNGHOLE IT GOES RAKAKAKA RAKAKAKATOKOTOKOUUAAA!!!!!
(
mr spoons,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:46,
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mindpiss!
did this about a fortnight ago for teh monuments image challenge :-)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:49,
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T-P T-P FOR MY BUNGHOLEMY BUNGHOLIO , I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO ARE YOU THREATENING ME? woo
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:49,
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Hahahahaha!or even huh huh huh huh
top stuff.Most woo-able!
(top stuff.Most woo-able!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:53,
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uhuh-huh huh huh
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:32,
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Who run it?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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arf!mind if i hoof this in?
as it turns out i got the lyrics wrong should be murder rather than killer, arse.
(as it turns out i got the lyrics wrong should be murder rather than killer, arse.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:36,
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SEXY DANCE PARTEE TEIM!!!
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:37,
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Shines umpteen things clean.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:40,
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that news letter vid transfixed me*burnt hard drive
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:42,
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hahahahaha!splendid
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:33,
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Hahahaha! Ace!
Have an only vaguely relevant pearoast
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:38,
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Hahahaha!I remember cassettes!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:01,
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Zombies in loveI was playing Resident Evil: Dead Aim the other day and noticed that on the Pool Deck, some zombies were taking the time on the Umbrella owned cruise liner. It pained me to aim the GCon2 at them with the Handgun equiped... So I loaded the Shotgun and took them both out together. Together in life. Together in death. Together in undeath. And together in death again.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:23,
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you are a shut inAICMFP
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:26,
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why?
I'm stumped...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:45,
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from across the oceans?with a game controller?
Oh.. okay, I get it now.
Yo have fun with that... I'll just continue to post my dumb drawings here then. You let me know when you've dragged your teenaged arse all the way to California and we'll meet for a pint :)
(Oh.. okay, I get it now.
Yo have fun with that... I'll just continue to post my dumb drawings here then. You let me know when you've dragged your teenaged arse all the way to California and we'll meet for a pint :)
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:59,
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I'd imagine that's what going on a real cruise is likejust loads of people shuffling about, looking at the sea.
(
magnum,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:31,
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ShufflingBut what about the Hunters that come out later? I don't think you'd see those on many cruises. There might be a law against B.O.Ws on cruise liners.
And don't say ships need bows on them. ;)
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:37,
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And don't say ships need bows on them. ;)
ships need bows on themI want to antagonize you now...
if I may.
(if I may.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:13,
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What country you from? "Jill is the master of Unlocking"
"Unlocking" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "Unlocking?"
"Jill is the master of Unlocking"
Say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
C'mon, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" one more goddamn time!
("Unlocking" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "Unlocking?"
"Jill is the master of Unlocking"
Say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
C'mon, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" one more goddamn time!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:39,
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no no no!For unlocking shit, you need Goldyunlocks and the three bears from Batfink!
( bennyhillslovechild,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:52,
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This thread has provedI have crossed the age gap and am now waving serenely at all the young people on the other side.
(
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:46,
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then i'll just sit by my window and dribble god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:49,
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Sounds a plan. I think I'll join you. Different window, though.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:00,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Song Lyrics Were Literally True"){kind=small}
No prizesfor this one, cracking song though.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:23,
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billy ray cyrusachy breaky heart
edit - made his head bigger hah hah can't believe i missed that lol
(edit - made his head bigger hah hah can't believe i missed that lol
king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:17,
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Good!At last, the plan takes effect!
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:22,
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hah hahenlargement of the deficit has now been rectified
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:29,
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'cos I just might blow up and kill my friends.
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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HA!SUPER MULLET!!!!!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:20,
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fuck the cprapply a plastic bag over his head instead!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:28,
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needs more mercurybut still, woo.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:08,
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I was waiting for WOMAN at the end of that first pane/Jeccy fan club
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:08,
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Haha!More like "Take these wings and learn to fly again, woman!"
But I think your paraphrased version is better. Hence I lurk and talk, and leave other people to make funnys.
(But I think your paraphrased version is better. Hence I lurk and talk, and leave other people to make funnys.
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:11,
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I likedNorway, by the way.
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:12,
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one of my better pieces, yeswon me an award yknow
agh, working on a compo entry I just can't get to work really. Think I'll go back to some face-fuckage for a bit.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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agh, working on a compo entry I just can't get to work really. Think I'll go back to some face-fuckage for a bit.
Book of love wasn't there...BASTARD!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:13,
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Learn to live so*sniff*
free.
(free.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:15,
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that's so sadhe didn't even have enough time to say 'socks'
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:23,
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*long guitar solo*My internal jury is still out on whether or not I like Franz Ferdinand...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:05,
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my opinion is that they have their momentsunlike the kaiser chiefs, whose moments are always a bit in the song which goes "woooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!"
(
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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Ace, and an excuse for a pea....
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:10,
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California... knows how to party!
Look at me being all optomistic with my 280... meh...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:58,
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I'm actually happywith the fact that the mouth fell on top of Humboldt...
Fewer smelly hippies.
(Fewer smelly hippies.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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Stella?Cap?
It clearly doesn't.
(It clearly doesn't.
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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HA!too true...
Oh well..
(Oh well..
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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Still amusing. :)P.S. $240 to get laid?? I had to pay £30000 ($12bn), and dress up in a suit, and meet my family (again), and be pleasant be an extended period of time, AND get it less often than ever.
Oh, wait, your solution was better.
(Oh, wait, your solution was better.
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:07,
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Oh gawdThat was years ago... and believe me, it wasn't all that interesting.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:10,
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in the cittttty of L.A.in the citttty of Curly Watts
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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An idea of my friend's. A picture of mine.Paul is an old musician from our town. He's going to try and change his life for the better to get some gigs.
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:58,
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god damned scientologists!burn them all!
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:59,
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how? what do you suggest? op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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naplam themwhile they give birth!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:03,
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with a treacle based slow-burn acid mix!!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:05,
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If you Nam Pla them they'll stink of fish. Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:05,
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good point...throw them into a volcano, its the only way to destroy them!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:11,
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*recruits hobbits* TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:14,
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meh..../at work, cant edit, dont care blog!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:12,
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Hello PaulHello Chitch
Hello, hello, hello.
(Hello, hello, hello.
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:00,
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:D Been in my head for years!
Some-where ov-er the rain-bow...
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:54,
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Good griefI'll give you a woo but the balloons should be attached to the scales underneath.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:56,
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hahai see a small flaw in your measuring plan
edit: fucksocks, b3tan
(edit: fucksocks, b3tan
Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:59,
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oh dear!Science was never my strong point!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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didn't we already have a misheard lyrics compo? Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:00,
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i missed that one.im imagining that this was an entry no?
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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hahai don't think I need to right click for this one
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:46,
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Thank you.Now I get it!
Had me flummoxed!
(Had me flummoxed!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:56,
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haha! Ace!i miss the mondays...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:55,
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they've got a new album out. :)dont know if its any cop tho
( mr spoons,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:57,
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i still listen to black grape!havnet heard the new one yet. :)
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:04,
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black grape were the bawsjesus was a black man, no, jesus was batman!
( mr spoons,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:11,
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Son, I'm thirtyI only went with your mother 'cos she's dirty
Always raises a smile :-)
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:03,
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Always raises a smile :-)
Eat a melon, speak a hip joint?I'm rising on this one :(
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:58,
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Je suis désolé. J'ai pensé que j'ai vu une tête cassée.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:04,
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that's what i thought. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:38,
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This doesn't seem like youto take someone else's image...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:16,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeee..............
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:38,
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WHAT A HUGE MOTORCYCLEno wonder the bridge collapsed
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:39,
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Evil Kerweevil! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:40,
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Silly Motorcyclistbridge is means of crossing!
woo!
(woo!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:44,
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We built the first castleand it sank into the cloud.
So we built a second castle!
That sank into the cloud.
So we built a THIRD castle.
That burned down, fell over, then sank into the cloud.
But the FOURTH castle, that's where we're standing now, boy.
(So we built a second castle!
That sank into the cloud.
So we built a THIRD castle.
That burned down, fell over, then sank into the cloud.
But the FOURTH castle, that's where we're standing now, boy.
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:36,
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Ha ha!Even more suggestive than the original.
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:40,
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You area pub in Reading.
*rings bell*
(*rings bell*
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:44,
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I have never seen a copper eat a donut. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:26,
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I once saw some copper sulphate.Ed: Are you a cop?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:27,
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dead easy to avoidthere's always a clue in the little round signs as to the speed you should be driving.
there's also a little clock type thing on your dashboard that might help.
stop whinging and just pay, they got ya.
(there's also a little clock type thing on your dashboard that might help.
stop whinging and just pay, they got ya.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:27,
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^Thisand I got caught last year :)
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:28,
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I heard that if you drive slower than the number written on those signs by the roadyou DON'T get a ticket!
It's got to be lies of course
(It's got to be lies of course
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:29,
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er, I think you'll find the moneydoesn't go anywhere near the police force.
They're just the hired help.
*edit - hold on, "Pigs"? Is it 1983 again?
(They're just the hired help.
*edit - hold on, "Pigs"? Is it 1983 again?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:28,
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i prefer rozzers circa 1973 god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:31,
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Do you really give a fig, pig?and what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:33,
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I got to sit in the back of a police car last weekendtwats thought I wasn't insured to drive, after they found out I was insured you could tell they were miffed so one went and checked the tyres etc. just to see if he could book me on anything
fuckers just wasted their and my time in the end because the twunt at headquarters didn't originally relay the full info on who was insured to drive the car
(fuckers just wasted their and my time in the end because the twunt at headquarters didn't originally relay the full info on who was insured to drive the car
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:58,
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Don't fucking speed thenyou stupid twunt.
That is all.
(That is all.
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:00,
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Izzy wizzy........
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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Shagging to dance music is what all puppets should try at some point.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:12,
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Izzy Wizzy had a bearGetting busy on a chair
When his eyes began to pop
Izzy Wizzy had to stop
(When his eyes began to pop
Izzy Wizzy had to stop
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:27,
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More spong action!More thrusting!!
More More More!!!
*spluffs*
(More More More!!!
*spluffs*
TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:41,
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One more for the challange.
and here it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOe18JcatZo
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:05,
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Evidently not sonny Jim monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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ah yes. Thanks.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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dj shadow-midnight in a perfect worldim just typing what im listening to now
(,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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