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# this really is a father and son partial face transplant
edit: as introduced (TO ME) by Rapitinui (who is really modest and anybody in enzed should buy him a beer)



(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Stupid is as stupid does.
And they do!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)
# ahhhahah.
 
I can't take any credit for these; the freakingnews link was posted a few times here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)
# pizdets
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# "THE PLANE! THE PLANE!"
 
"Get back in the pool, my hideous oversexed little friend.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# ZE PRETZELS, BOSS! ZE PRETZELS!
THEY ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)
# TOTALLY NOT GAY, I SWEAR IT.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# First font I found that had a thin top to the 'oh'.
SpurtSpurt! Hut-hut-hut. You love it, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
#
 
www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab144.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:47, archived)
# SPOOOOOOORRRRRTS!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)
# elegant
but why did you shop phil collins and harry potter onto them ?

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
#

U EDTD! Original image posted is here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# BIGPINKFACE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# OH SHIT
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)
# OH FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:27, archived)
# FUCKING OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Oh!
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Shit...
...oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:57, archived)
# A meme is like a good horse...
..., you can still beat it long after its dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:03, archived)
# ahhhahah.
 
I have that movie on DVD but I've never managed to watch it all the way through without falling asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# very nice
i am all out of hummus after Keith Flint earlier


EDIT: Have I lost my mind? coulda swore that wasnt the original post
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Oh I saw that belatedly.
Nice job :)

Edit: yeah sorry I edited it. There's a link to the original pic there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# I was happy with it
trying to drop all vectors down to a max of 3 colors now. I hate doing the super detailed layer on layer of a slight change in color.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Kowtow!
Kowtow! Kowtow!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)
# make a transition anim ...we all saw that ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Well there's a link to it there.
You could flip very fast between them :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:05, archived)
# heh
i tried that, and clicked on the wrong window and got rather confused. v2 is very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:09, archived)
# This
is wonderful!!!! Really...100% lullyness. :D
(hotrodzombie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] fricken haoles
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# rad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# He can kill you just by looking at you
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)
# I bet he could
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Good one.
*snorts mix of NO2, He and ether*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# *foams*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:14, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:06, archived)
# He just di
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# daaaamn.
also guess who just got two and a harlf men on dvd?

the answer is doctor dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I HOPE IT HAS ALL THE DELETED SCENES AND SUCH LIKE
 


AND EPISODE COMMENTARIES RECORDED BY CHARLIE SHEEN WHILE REALLY FUCKING HIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:17, archived)
# CHIDING COMMENTARY BY PROFESSOR CHIKE:
"I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO THIS SCENE, I TOLD THEM."
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:23, archived)
# DR CHIKE:
YO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# UNH HUNH HUNH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:18, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROY ORBISON
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# THIS IS THE ROY ORBISON INTERNET DANCE
IT IS DEDICATED TO ELVIS PRESLEY AND CHARLES BABBAGE
IT REPRESENTS LETTUCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# IT IS INSPIRED BY TRADITIONAL IRISH RIVER DANCE STARRING MICHAEL FLATLEY
LORD OF THE KEEPING ARMS VERY STILL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# THE LETTUCE REPRESENTS SHARING
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# AND THE OFFSPRING OF SAGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# THIS IS A REFERENCE TO 'TURKEY' RHYMING WITH 'JERKEY':
TURKEYJERKEY
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# pelvic chic !
in other news: your contributions in the sock gallery -- oneofsome.com/2007/0916.new.sock/

thanks for playing !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Oh hay I did one too.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/7621467

and some idle Breorges.
www.b3ta.com/board/7621379
www.b3ta.com/board/7621425
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# fantastic !
getting more real with every shop !
Cheers !
edit: breorge looks like Jean Claude Van Bam !
/goes off to update gallery
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace
Also tj: Just uploaded some extremely pretentious photographs to my flickr:

flickr.com/photos/sugarspunlovesyou/
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# but the television is still alive !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# It is!
I couldn't *actually* kill it, I've had it since I was 12.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Haha
you're going to need some proper russian vodka if you really want to be pretentious though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I guess you'd want your last drink to be something good, yeah...
This was leftover party fodder. We're all skint :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Sweet
 
is that inspired by this song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yan77UKYcg4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!HUT!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Cha cha.
GET THOSE LEGS MOVING.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Cockadoodledoo
(pirateneddy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Fantastic
I am as confused as I ever will be.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)
# i go to university in baltimore
therefore i am dangerously nearby to this man
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Dangeroulsy near
As in sexy danger?
(pirateneddy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# danger of contracting genital lice
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I DEFINITELY WIN AT PAINT ELVIS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)
# what has happened to your elvis!
nite nite, I'm going sleep

zz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# speedy fast quick paint elvis as fast as you can elvis in paint elvis is unbeatable i have elvis speedy paint skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# that sentence gets over 12,000 hits on google
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:42, archived)
# my god..
you werent kidding.

YES I TRIED IT OK...

fuck im tired, 'night yall
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Wicked Elvis Witch of the West
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# is that white patch his cheekbone-line?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# that's elephant spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# that blue creature reminds me of a meanie from the animated version of...something..
Hmm, curious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Possibly 'Narnia'...I am confuse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# the animated version of the life of the beatles
as they wanted us to think, whereas in fact they were all very dreary drug addled idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Holy christ cock....the blue meanie..I thought that was a random term..
www.beatles.com/hub/gfx/articles/yeloSub/The%20Chief%20Blue%20Meanie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Over here it means a particular kind of mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Ahhhhh, righty.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# But is it art?
*looks for chequebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# BUY ART NOW IMPRESS LADIES
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Makes me proud . . . mush . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# YOU WIN A CUP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# THIS REDEFINES THE WORD GENIUS
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# i am super!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Damn.
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# My apologies if it's a tad too big.
Im not apologizing if she is though lol

(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Trimspa..?...Oh, I geddit!
...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:25, archived)
# still would
(woo!)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Say . . .
Is'nt that what'shernamefaceyamacallit? She is HUGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Desmond Tutu, yessum.
He scrubs up well when he wants ta.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# she's hot there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# excuse me, i was eating
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Why the grief?
She's in better condition than 90% of b3tan and 90% of mothers with 2 children.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Agreed
I like the way the same papers that go on about young girls straving themselves to death were called her bloated.
(Ijustlurkhere, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# The penny was defying gravity for a while there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Of
course . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# TJ
has anyone ever got one of those "you've got spam" gaz'z'z'z'z supposedly from zoo asking to publish a pikchar?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:04, archived)
# they don't normally ask
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Well, if they use it I don't care
But if they don't normally ask, thats a bit shit.

I didn't even find the picture that funny, hence why it aroused my suspicions.


lol, aroused
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Nowt for me
Maybe my stuff just isn't zoo-friendly. Or funny enough for their easily-amused demographic.

What does the email say?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# The message iiiiiiis:
"ZOO "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!"
We here at ZOO have seen your work wankers.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO"

To be honest, I don't care if they use it, It wasn't my source image, it's not like I made it to be published if the thing IS genuine, but if it IS just a random "scam" then I'm wondering why they include a seemingly genuine email address...

HMMMZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Maybe
They're just trying to meet us half-way on the matter. We say "Credit us and pay us". They say "We'll credit you..."

Probably relying on the vanity of b3tans who want to see their work published, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:19, archived)
# To be fair, it wouldn't be an act of vanity..
I thought the picture sucked myself, and I made it..

But hey, I may as well reply for the hell of it, it's not like I made it to post on a public site only to say it's private property..

Meh =]

i'm sure people will lay into me for it though
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Riverghost has a thing about the Zoo things.
Talking to him about it is probably a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:54, archived)
# I'm
Brian!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# "NO!.. I'm.."
Sod it.. can't be arsed..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# You're *not* the Messiah
You're a very naughty wibblywobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# "I'm not the 'wibblywobbly!'..FUCK OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Jailhouse Rock
(e0what, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# eh?




www.b3ta.com/board/7624320
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The whole rythem section was a purple . . .


Let's Rock !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)
# HE LOOKS FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)
# caused by excessive sobriety
(xaniac, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Good ol' fashioned bogan bash 'll fix that right up;)
Nice pic BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Ooh, wintery.
I'm possibly being influenced by my chilly toes, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Flower . . . Power . . .
Mezzizz . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# IT KEEPS GETTING BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Do u shy due to ShortPenis?
Evidently not!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# How the hell?
Did you make that? Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Looks like an animated texture with an alpha channel.
He does a lot of those.
Edit: and they are nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Tis..
..veh good!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# made with Bryce 5
Using an animated texture with an alpha channel
Texture made with Kais Power tools
I multireplicated pyramids in a circle and put the texture on them. Grouped the pyramids and duplicated the group, making it smaller and putting it in the centre of the first group
(xaniac, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Am in awe.. have tattled with Rhino and Max.
But you have done a proper job here! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Animated as soon as I have time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Fluffeh?

Gotta love that lil' killer!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Haha
with my cat the caption on the bottom one would read, 'Kitty thinks'
the top one, 'Wildlife sees'
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Aww..
He is not as dangerous as he'd like to believe?..

My 'Dave' is the opposite. There is bearly a species alive that he has not dragged across our threshold screaming and mottled in blood and open wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# "dave" is a cat, right?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:52, archived)
# So the rescue home said..
Am beginning to have my doubts..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
#
bearly barely

*ahem*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Dave just likes his meat fresh

I see nothing wrong with that
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# christ almighty


/never thought to take "you'll never leave" literally, I need to sleep - damn you f5, damn you to hell
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I'm in the same position
oh well, as long as I get three hours sleep...
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I just pooped.
Nice woik
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Fluffy with a blood lust.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# awwww!
 


That am a nice kittin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Thank you
You!

(long time.. how's it?) :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# this gets a click
Great idea really well done. But I think your being a bit hard on predators, they do at least have some code of honor when they kill things.
(Ijustlurkhere, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# pseudo-vektor via MSpaint

only 17.12k!
source
more
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)
# woot for small file size
and/...'night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# 'night sirrah
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)
# 17.12 k?
*calculates*

that's only 17530 bytes!

/oh yeah, ace paintage
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Woof yer kipper!
thas rather good :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# This is rather woo
Your other stuff is equally so.

I wish I had that kind of MS Paint talent.


or that these blasted macs could run ms paint
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# i want your babies
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# good times, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# "Mommy...they're calling me a dick again....."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)
# this has the sex
all of it
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)
# *rushes to do the washing up..
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# That's fucking excellent.
First you try and insult me using the time honoured "I fucked your mum" line, which is about as insulting as it is original. Moreover, if you ever met my mum, she'd probably kick the living shit out of you.

Next you photoshop a picture of me with a T-shirt that says "Fairy" on it. How woefully inept. Not only is it a shit insult, it's actually a really piss poor attempt at photoshopping for someone that has been here 5+ years.

Also, speaking of the amount of time you've spent here, I would have thought you'd be a little bit past trolling by now, but I suppose you need to make yourself feel superior in some small way, because it seems apparent to me that your life is so utterly pitiful that you need whatever morale boosting opportunities you can get your hands on.

But do you know what the saddest fucking part of all is? Judging from some of the information on your profile, you seem to over the age of thirty. I'm sorry, but that instantly renders anything "insulting" you post as null and void, cos even if I am a fairy, even if you did shag my mum, I'll never be a sad 30 something WANKER with nothing better to do with my life than hang around on messageboards at 1 in the morning picking fights with people that are probably A) smarter than I am, B) more successful than I am and C) probably harder than I am.


and I quote: "It was at this point (about 30) that I realised I no longer served any point or position in life and that the rest of my miserable existance was going to be Hell on earth."

I rest my case. Now fuck off and shoot yourself.

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!!
oooOOOOOOoooooo!!!!

pwned!! Love to your mum : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# You're not known for taking a joke, are you Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Has been going on for a couple of hours..
'Drained' sense of humour maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# True, I only looked down the page, not into the archive.
 
As an afficionado of trolling I usually find these things entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I can take a joke.
I was just very tired, and feeling somewhat intolerant towards this sad bastard. Please don't think that that post was written in anger, as it genuinely wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I know it sucks
But it's been in my head a while.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Did you
have to tap it hard on the bottom to get it out ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# it shot right out of the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:20, archived)
# pffft
/class movie, haven't seen it in a while
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha
and..

ahahahahahahahah
(McMurphy, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Is this some new fangled 'puter game reference?
Apologies
/old git blog
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)
# yes.
counter strike source
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:26, archived)
# haha
have this 'wish I was young again & understood the world' type Woo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# any woo will do for me
:p

/never played it m'self
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *hides in embarrassment*

*promises to pay more attention to who I'm replying to in future*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)
# yes
yes, that's what I thought :p

/night b3ta, tis sleepy time
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)
# pfffft tis good
and welcome to the board(as late as I may be in saying this)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Thankee sir =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# My old friend insomnia appears to have returned

I was going to use it as an excuse for the abject crapness of this post...
then realised it was just down to utter lack of talent.
Remember kids, not enough sleep can play havoc with your memory :|
good 'nings anyways b3ta peoples
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Hahah
that has made me smile.

I haven't seen you for a very long time, sir... how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
I did something good today :)

nay bad... been around at odd times
how's your self?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Yes, you did do something good today.
So have a cookie!

I's alright. Very tired and my eyes are stinging like fuck though. Hahah. *totters off to take out contact lenses* ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Cheers
normally I would accept, but my tum is full of tomatoey-fishy-pasta goodness

must try going to sleep again
night nights
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Gnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Meh...
I'm being so crap today I can't even manage to go to bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Ha
This is awesome
*kleek*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# :)
far too easily pleased
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I am easily pleased, I will admit.
The main reason I like computers is because of the shiny bits, not the functionality.

But this were well bangin' to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaaah . . .
a lap dog !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# surely it should be
a length dog?

nah... maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)
# That is some lully sloppin'!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Thankee :)

why am I still typing?
I said I was going to bed ten minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I bet you'll still be here in another 10 mins too..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# hahaha
good ol' insomnia eh

/he does tend to help people to produce some rather spiffing stuff on here
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# I think you may have a point there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)
# 'ning 'ning night shift


i drew a pile of cat heads to cheer a girl up...

it's probably cuter than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Beats fish heads any day
They are most lovely and have cheered me up as well :)

Though I am not a girl... despite what Rik says
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)
# These . . . cat heads
look a bit sinister . . . cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)
# :3
°‿‿°
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)
# These are veh good!
You obviously own a cat.. (or lots of pictures of cats)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:19, archived)
# They look kinda mean...
EDIT: especially the one in the top left.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Oh, these are very nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)
# These are awesome
floof-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I like trees...


Click for bigger (287KB)
(I dont know anymore, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Put that to music
and have dancing mices and rats and stuff!

I shall wait 5 minutes for this to happen. If not I shall go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)
# my skills....
.....are none
(I dont know anymore, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:02, archived)
# "Click for bigger (287KB)"
Eh?

edit: how rude.. woo kitty pic
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Feline liberation
has just dispatched a death squad to your address
(xaniac, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
Trees & cheese, yes
but forks do not belong in kittin heads :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)
# ==E[/:-)
This fork makes a great hat pin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)

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