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[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# hahahahaha - wicked!
*click*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Ace =]
*reminisces about the original Postal...*
Good times for PC games. ^_^
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# What's black and white and red all over?
Jess.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# That had em
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# *click*
fucksocks indeed!
WOO!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# HAHAHA :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, topical.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I 'ATE THAT DUCK!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Didn't
we all.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Blimey this looks shit >
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# oh my! it'll be full of outrageous blue material!
"My mother in law! she's so ugly she ate the oven!"

*silence*

"my mother in law was on itv! you could see her on bbc2 and channel 4 at the same time"

*tumbleweed*

"I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!! DAMN IT!"

*gunshots*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# :D hahaha, he's gonna go in a comedy way I just know it
Did you see him on that Louis Theroux programme?

He is a very fucking odd fella indeed.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# never saw it
I have only got a tiny little lcd tv

and I hardly ever watch it
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# That went away.
And now its back :|
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# The trouble with these 'kids cartoons' compos is..
that it's like one giant inside joke for those that didn't grow up on the island. I could post some Canadian childhood icons that would, in turn, ris the fuck out of you...

oh well....

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Feel free to post some Celine Dion
;)

I do agree with you though
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# you'll be sorry you asked...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# man
she's really piling the weight on
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# worse!
someone told here that dress would make her look.... sexy?!?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# it's crazy!
how can a country so famous for bacon create such a thing!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# where do you think we GET our bacon from?
Celine Dion is nothing more than a bacon producing alien-queen.
Each year, she is harvested and sent to Las Vegas to perform.
Then we sell it the world over as 'Canadian Bacon', when it's really just 'Alien Ham'.


(don't tell anyone I told you though)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# omg! you let out the secret!
the CSIS'll be after you man!

watch out for black helicopters piloted by bryan adams
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# worst part is that if they catch you,
you're forced to listen to Nickelback until you confess...



(usually take only 2 minutes of torture)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# yeah, 3 minutes would violate the geneva convention
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Here's a more somehwat obscure one...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# canadian childhood icons?
the scary thing is tho, what are the odds of them being some american or hideously butchered japanese thing that got adjusted for western audiences due to the non stop bloodbath and sexfights
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# There is
some trueness in your speakatives.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite so. A peantry to the point.
Photomodels for cheap books for these two.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# that dog is leaking coolant!
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# "Roger A. Poodle"
woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I am in tears
I have laughed so much I've been crying. Everyone in the office has turned to see what on earth I'm laughing about.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Dryer and darkerer


Click for bigger (195KB)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Coo
you're a bit good at this picture making business
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Thankyou
I admire your icecream alien
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# yay pictures!


g'nite y'all
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# nite nite
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] When the crimefighting slowed down, DM was forced to take a sideline in genetic research...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# eughhhh
nicely done
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Ear, ear,
that's nicely done :¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Topnotch
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obscure, even for b3ta?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# As I've
never paid a bill in my life, yes.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)
# oooOOOooooh
Aren't we the lucky one
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I'm
not rich; just a free-loading, sponging, bailiff-evading git :¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# As a tax-dodging student
who owes thousands to the taxpayer, I can sympathise.

Great, isn't it?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha,
mugs!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I'm a tax payer.
Does that mean I can come round and nick your stuff?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Pffft. No.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)
# You
mean your stuff...and no, no you can't...I have rights, man!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)
# I just want, the next time a bloody computer answers the phone,
to have it sound like a computer. Tinny voice and a bit of echo. Not too much to ask for, is it?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm at it, I'll pearoast for compo...

And no Nuts and Zoo, you can't. Fuck off.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Inbe-Tweenie*


*Again
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# *dies*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# ...jeeeeeesus
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# He's
the one on the left :¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Haha
Needs more beard
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)
# 'Twas
in his yoof...before his Dad made him get a job.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Ain't no God gonna tell ME what to do....who does he think he is anyway...
With his rules and curfews and omnipotence. Ain't never been there for me anyway....always off on business....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# That's just wrong
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# So
wrong it's right (up her alley).
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# so is fizz(the other tweenie) with the old man and the dog ?
now thats an idea for a picture.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Oh, now
that's just sick ;¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# you know you want to make that picture.
go on go on go on go on.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Hang on,
I'm still tossing thinking over the idea :/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
# haha nice choice of words.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)
# S P I T R O A S T !

pfffftttt.....!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# prince!!
lol
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Wow
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# splendip
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Very Nice
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I meant to post this one but I don't know if it's better


I'd post the original drawing but it needs more werk.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# yay.
that's somewhat scarytimes
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# what makes them scary
only my zombie one was meant to contain bits of scary
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Well what situation is this?
where some woman is ever staring, ever grinning as the lighting around her changes.

she's going to kill something.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# she is watching a zoetrope
she's not seen one before

It's running a bit slow though
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# that's not very sinister, then :(
unless it's a zoetrope of voodoo and death.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# well...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Yay, fear!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# oh thats quite cool
Mesmerising, too
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# thanks
*mesmers*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# cor blimey!
woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] More S.C.R.A.P...

thanks to Nash Odyssey for the gnarly acronym!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# GO, DOMO! KILL THEM ALLL!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# 'Bout
bloody time! Go, Domo :¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Once, it was a beautiful, grassy idyll...
Now, like Domo's cold heart, it is an icy tundra.

On the plus side, woo.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# la la survived!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# good
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# oh i thought i replied to this...

:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I have no idea what the hell is going on here...
I was playing with some new brushes, and this happened. Maybe my subconcious is trying to tell me something.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# BRANDOW THINKING.
BRANDOW THINKING HARD.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# On Fire!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Does that
mean no more abortions, gynacologists, hymen-restorations, STD treatment (for the girls), etc.......
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# If it lowers taxes...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Gets my vote
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Maybe
Arch-Brandow got to him
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless Compo-Relevant Archive Plundering
[picture removed due to it being posted into competition again later. Accidentally, guv!]

Or SCRAP for short.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# And in a new thread too! For shame!
Just lucky for you it's actually rather good.

So have a woo instead of a beration.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# To be fair
I don't think we've actually posted it on the boards before.

Though if we have, I clearly deserve a slap on the wrist in a way that will not cause any sort of arousal.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# In that case
You would deserve a slap for not sharing it with us in this way earlier.

*spanks gently*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# TJ: wtf is going on?
Bovine, human descent and connor all posting within the last 12 hours? Did I slip into a time warp or did tattyshop.com die or something?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I haven't been on tattyshop before.
I'll go look now.

is it down?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hmmm
I think it might've been tattyworld.com actually. There's just a cybersquatter page there now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# .net now
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Yup, found it.
Sadly, I can't remember my login!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Haven't posted there for aaaaages
Found an old registration email though, that got me logged in.
Now I just need to find a decent pic that doesn't rely on b3ta in-jokes or memes.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# I haven't posted there for ages.
I don't think Jimny really fits the bill.
I still lurk a bit though.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# that's pretty ace
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Bear-dog fight!
that's ace!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Pearoast
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
ha-after he'd had his wicked way...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Comp it...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# It's about
3 yars old
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Yars?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# 3yr 5mths
First time i've seen it, shamelessly pearoast like all good B3tans.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I'm full
of shame every time I repost*


*This may be a coincidental due to my shame-filled life :¬)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Also this.....


Off to the canal Windy?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# :D
yay, murder
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo repost


I'll make up for it by doing some other new compo posts this week
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I'm RISsing.
But that's ok, because I'm going to bed now.
Night all!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I, er, don't understand.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# haha, nothing is safe.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Pfft!
but I thought it was a hamster
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Just for a second....
i read that as mousse
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# tablety scribbly playtimes beartimes
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# You drew a cat earlier :D
Its like Looshkin and bear.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Haha, yes.
It's an ace comic. This isn't that Bear, though.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# No, it reminds me of him though :D
They are brill aren't they
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I like.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Woof.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Awesome
I'm elbows deep in friggin pixel art...

It's gonna take hours... =[
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# MORE LIKE
GAY.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# That too.
I'm also elbows deep in friggin gay. And it is going to take gay.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Oh dear.
You should consider a course of leeches.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Top scribbling!
& Merry B3taday!

:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I felt bad making this :(
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Why?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Because The Pink Panther is ace
and I gave him cancer
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# It wasn't your fault.
It was the telephone mast they built near his house. All that radon gas.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# and the charcoal suppositories
and the cancer injections
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# He's smoking.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I thought he had bone cancer in his skull
hence the hat shaped tumor
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I don't think I comprehend.
They're all quite happy about the cancerous situation, though.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Yes
but atleast he made an effort and dressed up nice.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Well
they were in the source picture.
And I didn't change the filename, either.
So I'm assuming the old woman I replaced for PP had cancer too.
Unless the nurses have it and are laughing at the irony.

He's smoking, you see.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *remembers*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Mattuew?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# and
Wrongdooragain
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# no expense spared
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Giggle!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Phwoar!
:)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Needs more shit songs.
Quite a goood fit with that body though. Nice.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# The Match Colour thing in photoshop makes that nice and easy
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Really? Suprised it worked so well
as it samples colours from the entire pic.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# yeah
i copied her face to a new layer, and based it on that.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# It has just occured to me,
that the vehicles below her have crashed because she has no knickers on,and they can see a giant vadge!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

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