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[challenge entry] It's all too sad
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Awwww.....
Don't do it! There's so much to live for!

*cries*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Yes!
Like London underground commuter traffic! And hemorrhoid! And DeAgostini! And... and... veggie sausages! Lots of wonderful things worth living for!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# jump ya little

was bored
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Reminds me of those Bunny Suicide books...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# The bigger the cushion
the sweeter the pushin'
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Well it looks like he will be sweetly pushing up daisies...
Poor guy.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# My
Love firs me like a flesh torpeado
I want to sink her with my pink tuxeado (thats a posh paedo)

I think I was just possessed by Ding.


My god the tiredness is upon me....

/applies sleep
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Timmmmmmmmmmmmmber !
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# The bigger the waistband
the deeper the quicksand

/rolls fat chick in flour and heads for the wet spot...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I love her each weekday
each velvety cheekday
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Any suggestions
on how I can make my next compo better? I'm kind of a noob...
I've been lurking here on b3ta for a while but I just started posting last week.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Post stuff that is a picture you made, and nobody elses.
..... That is it.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# I APPROVE: PICTURE,
ARSE
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# MORE BLOOMIN GOOD NEWS
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Prince William - I cuddled Mohammad as a baby.
Church of England in ruins.

Yes. Like it.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# the news needs more lully resolutions.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Hooray!
 

 
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# in before Manley appears out of nowhere to show us all some placenta
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I did make a version with an aborted foetus, but I was concerned that may have been construed as some kind of pro-life statement

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# GO, LIFE, GO!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# This, I would pay to see...
(payment may not be forthcoming)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I couldn't afford the pro-life
so I had to get the consumer version.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Family size?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# That's all he does in real life too
he just pops out of the bushes with a placenta between his teeth and scares old ladies
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# It's a living.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# someone has to do it
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# may as well be to us vegetarians.
*huffs huffily*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:57, archived)
# I don't understand Muslims at all
and to be honest, they're not doing themselves any favours, are they? I could kind of understand the cartoon protests, especially when you factor in the way that the cartoons were enhanced - by muslims adding more offensive images to the existing cartoons - but this teddy bear business is making them look like a bunch of cunts.

Then again, I have a pretty low opinion of Christians too, and Jews don't impress me much either. About the only religious group I don't mind are the Quakers, and that's only because they don't hold any political power and they keep their mouths shut in the press.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# this cannot be the sun.
it is all truth.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:56, archived)
# ELKFACTS
 

 
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# elk face, has the face of an elk
and the elk of an elk, and elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk

elk face
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# ERUKU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I don't gnu what you're on about
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# PLAM ELK.
PLAM.

ELK.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# No!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# SUCCESS
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# my theories
by Ann Elk
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# THRUST - A QUITE CONTROVERSIAL LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND US
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Well
This theory of yours appears to have hit the nail on the head.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# an elk once bit my sister
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I herd u liek elks
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# LOL U HERD RITE
 

 
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# MEIN MUDKIP!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Ja, wir alles leben die Hydropi.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# MY KEYBOARD IS BUSTED!
THERE'S NO ELK BUTTEN!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# TUTU THE ORB OF ARCANE KNOWLEDGE KNOWS ALL!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Awww
he looks friendly and wise. I'd definitely trust him with my meercats.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# WILL THIS WIND BE SO MIGHTY AS TO LAY LOW THE MOUNTAINS OF THE EARTH?

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# YES!
TUTU REQUIRES JAFFA CAKES
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# THEY HAVE A SMASHING ORANGEY BIT IN THE MIDDLE
SAID DESMOND TUTU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# OH MIGHTY ORB
REVEAL TO ME THE SECRETS OF WEETABIX
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# WEETABIX IS THE DEVIL'S EXCREMENT
erm. I'm sorry.

WEETABIX IS GOOD FOR THE DEVIL'S EXCREMENT.

FIBERS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF A BALANCED DIET.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# GIF OF THE EVENING.
IS HE OK AT QUIZZES?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# TUTU FINDS YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN QUIZZES BENEATH HIM
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# WHO SAYS I'M A HUMAN.
MY DAD WAS A FISH AND MY MUM WAS ZEUS.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# UP-FLAVORED QUARKS ACTUALLY TASTE OF CHEESE AND ONIONS
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# THIS IS A REVELATION.
ONCE A SPADE HAS EVOLVED IT CAN ACTUALLY CARRY ITS CUBS ON A CRUISE LINER.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
(hahaha)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I read it in a dictionary.
But I forgot... DICTIONARYS AREN'T REAL.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# i am liking your thinking tonight,
what integer precedes 3 and follows 1?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# 5!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# unlucky.
3 out, which when looking at infinity, is pretty darn close.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# haha
2!!!!!
I have one more of these to make I think and I'm done. I loved Rapitinui's one with the meercats... not enough meercats on the board lately.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# it's scary how there can be a sudden explosion of something random on here
scary I tell you! scary!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# yes i cannot wait for goatse kitten to reappear following
time on the naughty step.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# or lemur eyes!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# You're too kind.
 


yours are better though, look there's one on the front page
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# plááááááám!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I'M NOT BITTER
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# why not?
I am

:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# I AM GOLDEN DELICIOUS.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# et tu, desmond!
and, that didn't take long to dissapear did it :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# If you mean the goatse that was below this
I hid the post :) I've seen enough of that particular individual's gaping orifice.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i've warmed to it over the years,
that anus is like one hole board member.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# heh
:D

yes, it should be shocking, now it's like "oh.. a mans gaping tract, that reminds me, I'm having oxtail soup" etc
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# i feel quite pleased with this,
until in real life whilst walking along the street with my friends, to be greeted by a man stretching his anus and take it as normal.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# just think how bad it is for his performance art
the passé twat

:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Artistically, a good judgment.
anatomically, waaaay wrong.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# ah well
learning is fun, isn't it :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# long enough
*bokes*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# ah well, you get used to it
of course if you have that onscreen at work you might get nubbed somewhat

oh well

I want another hotdog, one wasn't enough
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# mmmm... salami...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu two ups
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# From the mofuggaz who made Guitar Hero...
Enjoy pretending to play guitar with the 'Guitar Hero' series?

Didn't get enough of a group feeling from 'Rock Band'?

Well you're in luck...



Click for bigger (243KB)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Woo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Is it available on Wii?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Yeah...
... it is, but only the 'Conductor' version.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# pshaw...
the online 16-piece strings section would have been a blast...

(has that horrible goatse thing gone away yet?)

EDIT ewwww no.
EDIT EDIT how many times do I have to adblock that fucking thing?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Yes. (to the EDIT)
Thank fuck.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hooray
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# That would rock
or classical, as it were.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Arf!
Better be free shipping for the control thingie.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# *scraps his zither hero idea*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] My first go, be horrible.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING COMPO IT
hehe
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# You'll make him cry :(
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Haha
Hey sexy, HAPPY B3TADAY TO YOU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# oh yeh :D
Thanks :D:D:D:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# lol ur 1
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Yay! Happy candleday!
*cracks open bottle of cheap cola*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)
# ty :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I have just had a hotdog
but this makes me want cake

and I have cake in teh fridge

should I have cake?

hmm, cake
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# The cake is a lie!
But yes. Have cake :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
# the cake is a twarberries
:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# lies
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:14, archived)
# That
makes my bassoon go spang.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# BUY AN ICON, YOU LEECH.
Congrats, also.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I'm a student.
I can't afford one, nor do i have a card at the moment.

But one day..
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Tsk tsk tsk.
I'll let you off this time.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
# yay!
*goes to celebrate that his lief has been spared*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I shant summon Captain Vacuum to kill you today.
:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# how do you effing
compo it?
there are no reply or message links on the comp board?
fuck.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# click edit
just below your post on this board, then select the correct image challenge in the drop down menu beneath your url message box.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# thank you
done,
i will also make next smaller.
first time i used imageready, i guess saving optimized is not the option for smaller file sizes?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# just keep tidying, maybe use less frames or try
to avoid, for example in your image, having the background move about, check it's below 150kb (might be 200k now in this modern age) and post!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Click edit
Then put as compo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# welcome a-board
ho ho ho (it's quite big for a short anim, you may want to read a little more about optimisation)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Reet good
but you appear to have posted more on /talk than on teh board. That balance should be redressed. Oh yeah and what ^he says about optimising. Not that I know thing one about animating, but worth looking into.

Welcome, pull up, shop etc...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
# so if its general shit to chat
use this board and not the talk board?

Or what?
put into words for me what each board is commonly used for.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# this pictures,
talk talk.
links links. :)

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# sorted
geeza'

I will soon pic it up, seems a really cool place aswell.

Am off, laters!
x
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# erm, what?
kill it?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
# *waves*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# That shifted that nuisance earwax
Cute fella. Where can I buy one?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
# At the Damaged Primate Emporium, of course.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# my,
what a handsome chap.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)
# HI, I'M SADDAM HUSSEIN
 

 
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# LAUTES LACHEN
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# OH HAI SADDAM, HOWS IT HANGING, LOL!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# 'Ning!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)
# 'llo!
Had the Grill in my ears this morning.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# OH HAI SADDAM HUSSEIN
LET US MAKE A SACK JOKE AS TRADITION DICTATES
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] At least it will be quick...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of Father Ted
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# who did the one where a meerkat tries to shave "twat" or something
onto a male lion whilst it is sleeping, but doesn't get away with it?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# heh
nice
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Haha that made me do a lol!
Well, I'm going to bed now!
Night all!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# oh dear :D
meanwhile, have an "extremely serious" tj
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# The mother of all winces ensued.
That's dedication, though. I have a perverse admiration for this fella.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# what a silly man!
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Ha ha, boot 'im!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] lazy, moi?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# :(
You may have culled a few dreams

there you go

Woo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodbye tall world...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Bindun,
but I like yours better 'cos you remembered the chair! ;)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# and the depressed look
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Yeh, good tearage!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# awesomeness
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# NO
*hugs giraffe*
I love Giraffes, best of all the animals!
Don't do it!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# thats reverse psychology
its bound to happen...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I won't let him!
*cuts noose*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# let the little fella do it
he's got nothing left to live for!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# He has me now!
I will take good care of him.
Pleeeeease can I keep him?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# you gonna feed him
and bathe him, and potty train him?
If the answer to all of these is yes, then yes you can keep him
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Yes! I will!
I actually really want a happy version of him in my profile now! Haha
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# You draw with the aceness
I envy
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Aww
I love your style.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# haha
thats ace :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# GIRAFFES

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Awww
He looks so sad!
*loves
*clicks
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sudanese bear
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Life is always worth living
if you've got a fez like that!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Interesting little confrontation on newsnight earlier
where the head of the Muslim Council of the UK told some twat from Sudan to stop being such a Nazi concerning this..
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I saw that
Mind you, if they had called it Brian I would have been furious. Brian is a name that we atheists hold sacred...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Furious?
You underestimate the devastation of an atheist rampage, Sir

We are wild animals let loose!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Jihad? Pffft!
Atheist retribution is much, much worse.
wait until we start knocking on doors on a Sunday morning.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Bindun a few times
But not with such amusing googly eyes. Or tusk :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# The darker side of Kelly
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I learned of Kelly just a couple of weeks ago.
Betch!

By the way, is the 'Kelly' thing associated with the Kids in the Hall?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to watch that again now
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I like this a lot
but have no idea what it refers to. Can someone punt me in the right direction? TARR
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# yes, what is all this about
has some media event happened?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# here
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# tanky
:)

4.7 million views...

erm..

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Maaaaaarvellous!
Betch
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

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