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# Some say he wants to know about your mother

All we know is it's a bad pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bad pun.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Maybe not on b3ta
But in real life they just don't wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hogwash!
The only way to get anywhere in life is to use a bad pun, or 47. Or the same pun 47 times, I can never remember which...
(I helped save b3ta! Gallium, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahah that's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *spang*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha!
i am fighting the urge to bandwagon stig puns now, i hope you realise!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
#
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit


/annoying voice of reason and ultimate troubles
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Jinx!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Do it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *hands cloth*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *douses in chloroform*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# some say he smells like strawberry jelly and his toes are made from cake..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Haha
I hope to christ this one has been used.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hero Time.


Click for bigger (386KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Herp Time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Oh please!
That's just a few circles, some scribbles and a blur brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Shssh
I know it and you know it, but no need to tell b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# O NO YOU FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I did. That drop shadow
is sadly a filter from Alien Skin Eye Candy 5
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# OH SHIT.
THIS IS MAJOR, PASANONIC.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Do me a favour?
Give me a kick up the arse?

I have my mum visiting tomorrow and I want to give her a really special day, but I've been incredibly lazy of late and in all fairness this isn't currently the nicest setting for her to chill in after her meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Bend over missus.
and I'll see what I can do with it.

( clean up you fucking tramp ) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'M NOT TALKING TO ANYONE ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ok.
can you do that quieter please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Aye, this
I absolutely need to.

I'm not the tidiest of people, and I'm actually all good with that, but this is ridiculous. I've been awake since about 7.30 this morning and all I've done is circle my laptop and overindulge the brainium.

Edit: and a couple of fwaps. But whilst those are hardly wasted time, they're also not helping with getting through my chores.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# you could have phoned and got someone in
to do for you. But you left it a bit late to mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hah. Let them eat cake.

but no, I have too much private stuff for that to be an option anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Give her a slide show of close-ups of Kerry's tattoos just after they've been done.
(Glad to be of help)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahah, cheers unbearded one
I'll add it to the list of possibilities
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Scott!
Woo!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# "And they queue all day like dragons of disgust..."
Woo, and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# NETTIQUETTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I am so fucking bored



...which is funny, because I have a lot to do
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE BORED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# MAYBE I'M BORING
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# YOU DO NOT SAY SUCH A THING HOW COULD YOU DO A TALK LIKE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I AM SORRY BUT I AM NOT SORRYING
BOREDOM IS ALL I HAVE

YOU ARE CRUEL TO TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# HOW IS IT A BAD THING FOR A PERSON TO TAKE YOUR BOREDOM YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH SUCH ARESULT
YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRUEL AND THEN YOU ADMIT THAT YOU NO LONGER HAVE A BOREDOM. I WILL HATE YOU FOR THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# do one
meanie
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I like this :D
Also: I read a sheet about a science experiment I did in year two.
"Parsnip tops"
What do I need?
Pasnip. Knife. Tray of water.
What do I do?
Cut the head off the parsnip and put it in the water.
What do I think will happen?
The parsnip will change into a carrot top.
What happened?
The leaves grew.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahah!
I remember doing that with carrots at home

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# But were they parsnips when you started?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Isn't that how you usually grow home carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahah!
Dear Franz and Philip,
I HOPE YORE VERY WELL. I AM VERY WELL.
I WANT TO BE A JUGGLER PLEASE.

With Best Wishes,
SAM BENNALLICK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Big plumage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This is actually the original guy
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

he just suffered from my boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# PRIS IS BORED TOO
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I'm in the same position.
B3ta always seems so much more attractive when I have work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Well, that's just it
...I'm only checking in occasionally, and it's slower than Eeyore's fucking, but then I get distracted by a half-interesting link, or trying to find something to do

JESSIE- YOU HAVE FUCKLOADS TO DO
FUCKING DO IT, THEN YOU CAN GO WATCH A DVD OR GET SOME DECENT GAMING IN
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I seem to be spending most of my time faffing around with graphs.
It seems to be impossible to find a program that can do everything I want it to.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# What sort of representation are you looking for?
and can't excel do graphs?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Excel can, but it's not very good.
I have a Stats package and Matlab, but neither of them seem to be able to do what I want.
So I'm muddling my way through with excel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Do you need the functionality of excel
or can you just use that for data and then enter the data into some other package that does all the fancy stuff? ( meaning if I find something that just wants numbers and then does the magic ) and if so what are we looking at as a final image, just something fancy that no one else will use?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I've basically got all the numbers together now.
Excel seems to have developed various annoying habits which are making it difficult to get it done properly.
The graph is for an experimental write up, so I'd like it to look good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Then I would suggest
you get a fully functional 30 day trial from here.
www.businessobjects.com/product/catalog/crystalreports/
and if you like it talk to me in private for a torrent link.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers, I'll give it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Happy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Uncanny, I just made this, heeepo! - Galamaloops, dems match goode!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Coincidence?
Or something more sinister...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ixnay on the inister say,...
I must go now, for a burger!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Anna cone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# YES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i like a chump that likes chump
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# He fucking loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hmm
this is scary.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Chump gets two thumbs . . .
up the . . . Broadway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Helloooo

Fixed the timing a bit. Sorry if you saw the faster version yesterday.
ALSO: I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I still love this :D
Have a pea from last night:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# this is woo!
vector, oui?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yep :)
I just found my old schoolwork. There's a graph saying
"Houses and homes. Most people live in houses"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# SORRY MEANS IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
DON'T FUCKING APOLOGISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ALSO:
I GOT BACK FROM MY COUSINS'S BUCKS NIGHT AND I AM TOO HAMMERED TO PASS OUT.

EXPECT A TRUE DANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DANGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME ON SUCH AN ISSUE, WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS SUCH A THING TO DO?
DANGER IS SNEAKING UP ON YOU KNOW. PREPARE FOR THE KNIFEFIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# YOU CAN'T ACT TOUGH FOR SHIT.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A DELICATE BLOSSOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# THE DELICATE BLOSSOM IS THE ONE THAT GETS THE STABBY STABBY.
KNIFEFIGHT: BEGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# HERE IS DANGER: DO YOU KNOW IT?
YOU'D BETTER FUCKING KNOW IT OR YOU'LL BE UNFRIENDED SO QUICKLY YOUR HEAD WON'T STOP SPINNING UNTIL THREE WEEKS AGO

THOOK THOOK, THOOK THOOK. THOOK THOOK, THOOK THOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The
looooooooooooonger . . . the better . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 'batters keyboard in vain'
grr!!

Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# haha!
*hits it with a rake*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Haha!
I likes
"MEGAKNOB".
Like it? Heck, I am one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A BRAND ON THE RUN?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# well i liked it.
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


Clicky for previouser. Go on, go on, go on, go on

Last one of these, before I start a one man wandbagon
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I just tried out our new chocolate fountain
and thought ooh, let's add Baileys to it

FIAL

it went solid and has ruined it :(
I think I added too much booze : \
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# HAHAH
Just melt it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It was melted and running nicely
then the booze came and ruined it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Try Baileys in Coffee instead of milk
you'll never go back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# cor, that sounds tasty
I shall try this, good excuse to get the kettle on again!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# a few years ago when I was still allowed a tipple...
we went out for a meal, when I was introduced to this baileys/coffee combination at the end of the meal.
After about 3 cups each we just told them to bring us the baileys bottle and leave it with us, and keep bringing the coffee.

Good job we'd booked a taxi back home
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I do like an Irish Coffee now and again
not so keen on Baileys as is, but this combo sounds like a winner to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It's one of the few things I miss
now that I don't drink alcohol or caffiene
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# bet you're richer/healthier for it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# a little on both counts, which is nice
and it's helped in the health respect which forced me to cut them both out altogether, which is the main thing,
as it was kinda crippling me at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I used to make Bailey's lattes for the Mrs.
I, however, am far too manly to do that. I had hazlenut lattes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Also good in hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Do you mind if I pea from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# by all means
be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I put it up there in mofaha's,
it seemed like a more appropriate place to put it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I heartily approve.
May I ?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# tedjack threadjack?
and it's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# "...We're off to (chocolate) Button Moon..."
I thought of something chocolate-based as Panasonic's on his man-period.



What? A moon-over-water-scene that wasn't made for people to see how 'deep' the artist was? Whatever next?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nah, just joshin'...

Edit: I bet I'm on your 'ignore' list now.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You're not :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# CUNT OFF
I'm on the maltesers.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# If i could be arsed to rest the radius back to a sphere
then it'd be a malteser...

Do they really come from Malta?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# You'd be really funny if you could go further that "cunt off".
I know full well you can maniplulate people, why not do it so people get funny?

FUNNY FUNNY NICE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I can't be arsed.
And to be honest I don't do it on purpose. I just tend to get drunk and find myself being mischievous to see how far people bend.
I'm not actually proud of that, I just can't help getting pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oh, you always know what you're doing when you're doing it.
Case in point: It's 5am here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Looks delicious.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Inspired by the aforementioned post
and the fact that I ate my first Cadbury's bar for nearly a year today and watched my little 'un's face light up on production of a packet of chocolate buttons.
She giggled like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pretty, though!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Fondue time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That is a tasty ...........erm button!
:]
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's no moon....
....nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# it's not a button any more either
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Belly . . . inny . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Dammit
I want chocolate buttons now!

/chocoholic blog

*Edit: Woo pic too
(twizted_synapses, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oor Wullie, Your Wullie, A'bodies Wullie
Pair Wullies no had his 'Nat King' in yonks.


Look on the bright side at least it's not Garfield again!
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
#
help ma boab

what is a boab anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Either a Robert or a nob.
But the definition from thatsbraw.co.uk is
Help Ma Boab, derived from help me god or so help me god
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Jings Crivens and Help ma boab.
tbe man's right
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# It's a todger!
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Heheh!
Glaikit eejit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Another '57


Still a bit scruffy, but will do for the vid I think.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bitchin'
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# also bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# vrooooom!
*makes noises a bit like a car, but not too much like a car, becaue it's him just making noises in a humorous fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Nice style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# As Eric once sang . . .
I get off on '57 Chevys;
I get off on screaming guitar.
Like the way it hits me every time it hits me.
I've got a rock and roll, I've got a rock and roll heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
everything is wonderful is what I feel when we're together.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I think
Billy jo Spears summed it up though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Lonesome ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
They don't make cars like they used tooooooo
I wish we still had one today.
The love something something
the good love we're still something
We owe it to that old '57 Chevrolet.

Yee Haa.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I especially like the rhyming of 'something' with 'something'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# She
was a class act!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# And an original fin fan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# HERE IS A NICE PICTURE OF A NICE CAR.
BROOOOOOOOOM.

I DON'T DRIVE BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST MYSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL.

A 66.7% FAILURE RATE CAN DO THAT TO A PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Clickity-click!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Woo
Wants one...
(twizted_synapses, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I found some drawings from when I was about 7 or 8.
My stepdad. Somehow.
A ballerina? I think.
My cat Persi...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I wish I still had my hands on my old drawings.
None of you motherfuckers would know what was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahah
I didn't know what was going on in half of mine. One them, I swear to god, I think it was a CDC. And there was something about kinky boots, too. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# looks like
that cat has a CDC... Although I'm sure in your young mind it was a tail.



(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It was.
Persi has a weird tipped tail, so I had to draw it. But in real life, her tail isn't bigger than her body.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I got some sort of award when I was in first grade.
I was too young at the time to realise what was going on, but I did a drawing about touching the sky and I got put in a special school for a month or two.

I got kicked out because I kept throwing blocks at the other kids.

I love hearing stories of what I was like as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Hahah
A girl I knew, her older brother got held back in kindergarten for throwing blocks at another kid's head. When they asked why, or what he thought he was doing, he said 'I was just having fun, like they told us to.'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I repeated kindergarten.
I think it was because I was too young to survive with the older kids.

Probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahah
I never repeated anything. Except myself. And I do that a lot. Did I tell you about that girl's older brother getting held back in kindergarten?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# No. Write the story in the following format:
Three paragraphs. The first paragraph explains what the story is about, listing all major topics. The second details all major topics. The third explains why all topics are relevant.

GOD I FUCKING HATE THE WAY I'VE BEEN TAUGHT TO ANALYSE TEXT IT MAKES ME SUCH A CYNICAL BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I love my childhood drawings
I wish I'd kept all that talent. I was so fucking insane.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahah
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I like the ballerina one
I hope to become an art teacher one day. I'd like to think I could be a catcher in the rye for crazy bad art habits.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Really?
That's cool. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hehe ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I have a metal box
full of old sketchbooks with comic strips inside.
I rewrote one of my favourites for Kk in a letter I'm sending her, but I made it MORE insane.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *sigh*
2006 seems so far away now...

/runs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Waah!
I was *does the math* 14 then. These are from 99 or 2000. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You were born in the 90s!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# There's a photo of a mate taken on her 18th birthday on her mantelpiece.
I worked it out, and happily informed her that that was the day before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I get job applications from people born in 1992.
I also get job applications from people that put a salary expectation of $120k a year when I put "OTE of $30/hour" on the advert, so hey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# :(
DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE REALISE THEY ARE AGING.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# 114?
your ninja skills are impressive.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ph33r my tiny arm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I am liking those trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# this is me looking scared, whilst wearing my bowler
see it here
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I think you looked worried.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Fucking lies, Shoes, there's 0% frock in that picture.
Who is this charming young chap you have decided to pass off as yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# that's what I wear at weekends, I'm a transvestite, I'm just a silly inverse one
I wear my frocks on work days and at the weekend I cut loose as a city gent
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# It's a good look for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hurray
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# That picture has about
0% scared
12% smugness
76% dapper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# THAT'S ONLY 88%
WERES DA 12% LEFTOVER?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# 11% Wholegrain.
1% Depleted Uranium.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# PH33R!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm 4ll ph34R!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# U R B34DL3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# My mum still has a picture up of Panthero that I drew when I was little.
It's awesome, I gave him a whole new psychedelic outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hahah
nice. My dad had some drawings I did when I was 5 or 6 on the wall. They got taken down when we had to paint, but they were all of girls with reaaaally long hair for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahah brilliant!
I am wearing a bracelet :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# There were some other weird ones.
Really? ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Really :)
I wrote about 7 sides for you, but I can't read bits of the address so I had to wait for you to come online before I could send it.
Are you allowed to gaz it to me so I can write it on your letter?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# In fact, does it say "Ct" as in "Court"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yes.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# mofoho said he'll gaz it to you.
I'm excited now, but I know it'll take a little while. I must be patient. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Only a little bit in in code because it took ages to write that.
I was all excited and I kept getting it wrong :P
I started writing it at half past 10, and didn't finish until after two!
(The whole letter, not just the code bit)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Wow!
This is superduper exciting!

But I have to go now. I'm going out with my mum for a bit. I'll be back later. Byee. *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well I was about to go and post this anyway :)
I will talk to you later :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# excellent!
i have a load of these, but no scanner. i might try cameraphone pics...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Do it!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I will have to send it on monday,
the post office is closed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ok!





some of these scare me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Now this is talent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I need to find the story I wrote about the zoo
when I was in year 1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I still have a picture I drew when I was 12 laying around somewhere
for the life of me, I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else ever suffered the indignity of travelling on a First bus?
(hoochalobster, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# WOW, YOU'RE BITTER.
And I have a headache. Who wants to rub it better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Lemme get my rubbing saucepan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ohhhh, it's so soft....
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# First Glasgow... yes, atleast they're regular
First Lothian however, one every fking hour
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yeah,
First for shareholders.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Not enough clicks
have to rely on these turds ever morning before 9am, £2.60 singles ahoy!

First Bristol. The cream of absolute drizzling shit.
(sephjnr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# £2.60 for a single ticket?!
Christ, I thought they were shafting me..
(hoochalobster, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# When it's late and it finally arrives.....
....Only three fckin come along don't they at the same time
(simon2710, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# more films
the uni project will be finished soon finaly


Click for bigger (98KB)

check my page and leave messages
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
HAS to be.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Men in suites ladies in pant suits and pants and a frilly shirt sweater vest ensemble
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# no
but that should be the spoof title
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Groups of human beings seperated by antiquated and not antiquated gender quatifying idioms
directed by Vincett Minelli, all around awesome dude?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Excellent.
good choice of era.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Guys and Dolls?
Has to be, surely.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hooray
thats the one

you get todays winning pie

(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I was in that play at school.
I think. *doesn't remember too well since the accident*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That last bit
Made it sound like you're in a soap opera or something.

Sunset Beach FTW.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# SEX IN MY BUTT, VOLUMES TWO AND SIX.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I know I shouldn't, really.


Click for bigger (395KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Go ahead, it's not exactly busy here today.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Looks ready to storm . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# If I may reply, by way of a Sparrowhawk


Acrylics on canvas from a photo I took in a friend's garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm such a filthy repost whore.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I was looking at the massive
wood pigeons in my garden earlier and considering trying birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Maybe you should consider shooting and eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Stopped doing that
many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It's nice.
have a peep:

http://www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/plist.html

I really have to do more painting, but a job and two kids kind of kicks it in the backside...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That's gorgeous
And much preferable to the others you've posted today.

I'd quite happily wallpaper that.

In other news, somebody just got pissy at me for my MSN screen name. They were all 'OMG THATS SICK PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE'. It was only 'there's nowt to do in Bridgend, so the kids just hang around'.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# This is also lovely.
You have talent.


Manwife was just eating a mussel, and found a tiiiiny pearl in it. Do mussels make pearls, or had this one mugged someone? It's definitely a little pearl, about 3mm diameter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Lucky him.
I once found a tiny tiny crab in a clam.
I decided not to eat it.
edit: the crab, that is. I ate the clam.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I suggest you make a really shit necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yup - they can
but not so often in sea-based mussels, I think.
It's just an inorganic/protein coating they give to bits of sand. A lot of molluscs can do it, just oysters do it better. Fresh-water pearls come from fresh-water mussles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I have kept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I have some mussels
to do mariniére style later plus a tossed salad with clams. It's my Dad's birthday and we are having a party.
and yes, mussels make pearls as has been mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# He is seafood mad.
Especially whole baby octupae (octupi?). Loves em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# We have some
frozen squid in the freezer. I might just flash fry it and chuck it in the salad with the rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# That sounds lovely.
I'm about to go round a mate's house to be fed PROPER spaghetti somethingorother.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# proper spaghetti sauce
made by proper spaghettis beats all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I do like a nice seascape of an afternoon
and that is very nice indeed! *click*

as it is quiet may I please post a piece of crap? Why, thank you!


I've found my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Quick workers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha.
there is something most definitely wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I like this one even better
nice 'n moody

like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# cunt off.
I'm on the blob! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Feed him chocolate, somebody!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HAVE A BEER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# cunt off
I'm on the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Sir Creep of Crawlius

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# The web is a serious place.
woo woo!
Said Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Karloff the Uncanny?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# He looks lovely.
Could he not find any matching shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I imagine Sir Creep looks like
a rainbow when tap dancing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# But the face is Patrick Moore...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OK . . . rain blow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Do you play the xylophone?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yay!
;) that's great

please have this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking hell, flying drunk spiders?
I'll not sleep well tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# With cockrings, no less....
*shudders...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Such a heavenly way
to catch a cheap buzz . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
#


Clank for biggins
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i don't want biggins
he is ugly and marred my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# YOu hadbetter learn to love Biggins.
Oh yes - you had better learn to love Biggins.

His time will come.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# his time has been and gone
it was called on safari.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D
Heehee!

Does prozac still come in the abnormally cheerful box?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I couldn't say
it gets more cheerful over time no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] There ain't no party like a lemon party...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hahahahaah
im laughing at this more then i probably should
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is amazing.§
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

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