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Damn curved glass to hell

But it's getting there.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

A classic car with tinted windows...

Pimpin'. Does it have hydraulics also?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

the

one on my profile does! :op

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

Ha!

I can just see myself in a purple velvet suit with a feathered hat, cruising down the boulevard in this little number.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

Phwoar.

Nicely done, and also what appears to be a lovely car. Now, I'm no expert, but that wouldn't happen to be a hard top Cadillac Eldorado, would it?

Edit: having revisited the collection of car porn that is typing 'Cadillac Eldorado' into google image search, I fear not. Which is a shame, as it's my most favourite car, but this is also lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

A '57 Chevy

And it is going in my nerw video when i get around to it!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

Yes, I just checked google.

I do love the Eldorado, I want a soft top one eventually (the '59) but this is also gorgeous. I shall add '57 Chevy' to the list of cars I like more than motorbikes, which is very few.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

All

late 50s merkin cars are gorgeous. Art on wheels. The 58 Chevy is nice too.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ooooh!

Well thank you for letting me know!

I think if I do get a pretty car, because of the width of the roads round here (I live in a town, but it's in the middle of the coutryside with thin singletrack roads) I may have to get this:

1990 TVR Chimera

pictures.autotrader.co.uk/imgser-uk/servlet/media?id=666305739

OR

If I inherit the nice car of my Granddads, it'll be one of these:

www.gbclassiccars.co.uk/images/am_db4_2.jpg

His has been a labour of love though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

Nice to meet

a fellow petrol-headette! May I reccomend watching the film American Graffitti?
An orgy of great cars, great music (all the way through), a young Harrison Ford and it's bloody funny too!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

the funny thing is, I can't drive.

Well, I can, but not round corners very well and not without getting arrested. I drove a friend and myself home from a house party once a few years back, as she was smashed and I wasn't, and we went the entire way at ten miles an hour with me shitting myself. Luckily, no cops to be found.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

Click for bigger (335KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

'50's cars are so cool!

great colour, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

ok, so it's rougher than a badger's nadgers, but I had a go

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

Woo!

How did you do that? I'm working with carp software here. Photoshop limited Edition* 4.

*ie. free but not much better than paint.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

You can do something like that on the shop I've got

which is CS2- I don't have any problems with it, although apparently a lot of people don't like it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

Funnily enough...

I'm using the free upgrade to paint:
Paint.NET

It has some rather nice built-in features (I used the gradient tool for that) and also some awesome plugins for downloading from their forum.
And it's freeeeee!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

I'll go

and check that out, ta!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)

me too

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)

Very good

I have much to learn.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

Yeah, that's better than mine.

*shames...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

not better.

different.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Not undead,

just 'living impaired'.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Tidied it up a bit with the window edges.

also used the same gradient effect to colout this from a line drawing:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

just watched your 99 red balloons

friggin genius, this made my day!

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sinisterduck, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

Thank you!

Watch the others then go vote for me at Clipstar- I need the money.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Yay

A car made before I was born! Why don't they make cars that look this good now?

(twizted_synapses, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Tentaculat

I've been playing Xcom: Terror from the deep a lot recently..

Bloody hope I find a job soon so I can break free!

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

I am supposed to be writing a paper now and should NOT get tempted to start nerding around with TFTD ONCE AGAIN!!!!111!
also: TFTD won me (without me knowing) with that mysterious lovecraftian tint in it.
woos for lovecraft!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

weak,thin and un-fun

and that's just bebo.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

Dog token...

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)

:D wonderfully irreverent.

I have some prostheses, I used to collect them for a bit. I've got mostly prosthetic hands, a couple of cosmetic gloves for said hands (which are basically rubber 'gloves' for the hands with realistic skin and nail detail painted on) and a brilliant foot, which is really heavy. My favourite is the hand with a sort of carabina clip thumb, so you can carry your shopping. I did have an old prosthetic leg from C 1910, and a prosthetic ear from around the same time, but I donated them. Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)

you mug landmine victims

have you no heart?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oh hai

I is in ur Angola, steelin ur limb replacements.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

"It's ALIVE!!!"

/guybrush

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

What I would REALLY like

apart from the leg and the ear back (altruism engenders regret, for some reason. Guilty regret at that.) what I'd really like is a set of wooden false teeth. If anyone ever sees any in a shop, if they could please tell me I'd gladly paypal or whatever some money to them so they could buy them for me. I've seen a couple of sets but they were upwards of 500 quid and I just can't afford that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

Ear back?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

the leg and ear that I donated, I would like them back.

Sorry, I should have written that in a different way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

there you are!

i didn't get a chance to ask you properly before you left last night but, seeing as you have a ship's cat, can i be the ship's figurehead? all i'd have to do is cling there, looking wooden, while drunken sailors leer at my chebs. it's perfect for me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

Fuck yeah, course you can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

*glees*

yay! i'm a figurehead! sailors, startb your leering!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

*revs up leering engine*

I can do 0 to rowdy cat call in 3 seconds flat in this thing.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

why, sir,

you're leering at a grade 6 level!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

I'm only stopping by, but I think I can manage a quick leer.

*leers*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

heheheh

i'm always up for a quickie ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

I know how he feels

I've got a prosthetic shirt, it never stops hurting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

I love this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

New Logos For Old - Royal Snail

Here's my first attempt....
Simon2710

Click HERE for lone image
Happy posting with Royal snail! Now comes with a 100% lifetime guarantee to never arrive!

(simon2710, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

as it's only you and me here

yay! for first attempts.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

I'm here

just not replied yet

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

I think that gives snails a bad name

but woo!

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

so what, you some sort of republican now?

fucking hours i slaved over that down there, hours it tell you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

Yes! It's troo!

I like the click for alone-ness, too.
Woo!

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

HTML

lol i haven't used HTML in a while so I though I'd throw some in for the fun of it

(simon2710, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

phil and liz prepare for a spot of peasant shooting

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Would you like me to post my rendition of our anthem?

;)

I did giggle, just forgot to reply. I'm lurking in an odd mood today

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

yes!!!

i've still got that somewhere.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahahahahaha. brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

Hehehe excellent.

I love you've chosen THAT picture of her, the determination on her face makes it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

as soon as i saw it i had to do this

took bloody ages to find the land rover.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

Oooh I hadn't noticed

niiiiiice tagging.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

Haha, that's ace!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

Nice work.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

more of that kind of stuff

Click for bigger (382KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

Stop it

Stop it now.
You're far too good at this =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

pretty!

train station?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

Mornington Crescent.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

ah.

very nice ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

We were playing the revised, modern, north of the river rules, right?

So it should count as a valid move.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

No one plays South

of the river these days Guv.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Savages.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

use the blackwall tunnel

like the rats do

/hasn't been to london in 20 years

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yes.

This one.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

that is lovely

needs more sepia, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

Ah, I'm not responsible

for the original photo. It's just a building I am considering buying.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

it looks very nice

have you had it surveyed?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

No, just talked about it in the pub.

A developer friend of mine bought it about 6 years ago and was turning it into a private home. I did some work on it. Then for no apparent reason he stopped work and the place has been closed up for about 2 years. It's a lovely old building and I see a profit in completing it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)

make sure

you find out why he stopped before you commit to anything

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

I'm pretty sure I know.

Cash. It's not polite to say though ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

ah, right.

well, if you take it off his hands, it could work out nicely for the both of you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

is that the station near the trafford centre

can't remember the name

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)

Not that near

Irlam.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)

no then

think it was urmston I got off at. similar building style and age, not that surprising though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

same line

( one of the UK's oldest ) and next station up the line.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

exactly.

think that station building was up for sale when i was there, but i'm going back about 2 years

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

That's rather nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

That's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

*Clicks*

Excellent

(Bryn not Brian, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

duck?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

I may have a slight obsession with mallards

They really amuse me in ways I can't explain rationally

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

I can explain

with lashings of hoi sin sauce!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

Yum!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)

i'm rather liking these

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

a film!

guess

Click for bigger (103KB)

check my page and leave messages

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

It's finding nemo, isn't it?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

Demis Roussos in Apocolypse Kaftan.

AICMFP!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

The Magents of Navarone

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Magnettouille

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

The Magnetificent Seven

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

The naked magnet, 33 1/3

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

The Magnet With The Golden Magnet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Johnny Magnetic

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

Thundermagnet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

An American magnet in Paris.

Someone is going to have to fill in for me now, I have too many things to do today.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Harry Potter

and the Prisoner of Magnetban

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

magnets of the carribbean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

The magnetism of King George

last one

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

the american who went up a hill

but came down a magnet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Brokeback Magnet

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

debbie does magnets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

My Big Fat Greek Magnet

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

bridget jones:

the edge of magnets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

night of the living magnets

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

dawn of the magnet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

i was a teenage magnet.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

Monty Python's Magnet of Life

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

the life of magnet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

The holy magnet

/inevitable

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

jabbermagnet

/ditto

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

DEEP THROAT!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

correct

have a pie

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

YAY!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

SNEEZY RIDER

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Is that michael foot?

He's doing well.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

SEX IN MY BUTT, VOLUME ELEVEN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

Damnit I just finished 9, there's another done?

They're really pushing it out with this.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

There are at least twelve.

It has Kevin Bacon in that one.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

i like the one

that ridley scott directed and starred in

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

Yeah, that one was pretty hot.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oh, with the oxygen tanks and bacon sarnies?

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Lemon Party: A New Hope

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

sounds sexual!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

Ravenous?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

finaly

haha, well done

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

i got it

but cheated so didn't say

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

Fun with Pablo...

It's a miniature...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hehe

Hockney'd like that.
/art student intelligentsia.

Nice work.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hockney...

Works in my local chip shop...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

:()

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

toap!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

hehe!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Is that

Text On A Sexually Transmitted !nfection?

(Jokel, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

CODATOAP

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

This was my entry.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Awwww wook at the cuteypie.

*cuddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

A Radio play by me

Based on the timeless cattle-raid of cooley
(and therefore may only make sense to irish people)
www.impact-theatre.com/plays/Track03.mp3
or alternatively,
dont.
oops.
sorry

(pikey, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oh dear.

I'm clicking, but there is no link

edit: There it is. Might have a better audience on the links board though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

bloody pikeys

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

this is one of the ancients

5 years!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

I won't get angry with you

I really won't, even though I'm feeling shit and inside I'm furious.

Just... take your play elsewhere.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

Then again, some lunatic whose wife left him beat you around the head with an iron bar and nearly killed you

sooo... I think you've suffered enough.

*waves politely*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

Hahah you utter bastard

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

1st post. yes its pants but had to start some how. I swear I dont work there.

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

hehe

i like :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

So?

How do i get this onto the challenge board?

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

If you click on edit your post, just underneath it,

there'll be a drop down box on the screen that comes up. Change it from 'a normal post' to 'a challenge entry'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Cheers.

Can feel a muller one coming on next

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

Nice first post.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Welcome!

That's a neat thing there.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

Casus Wooi

*click*

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

Made this a while ago, guess it's a new logo.

Click for bigger (127KB)

(a1l3e, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

My goodness what a big shower you have.

Nice. Although I like what they do.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Me too.

But I like it the first time, not the next tewlve times they repeat their jokes.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

ddoonntt sseeee

wwhhaattss wwrroonngg wwiitthh rreeppeettiittiioonn!!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

double vision can be an ass when you need to step aside of a lamppost.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

Yeah, I'm a fan of the boosh too.
This is just a random insult one of my mates came out with, thought it was rather amusing!

(a1l3e, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Well I'm not arguing with that, good stuff.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

wordplay is teh fun

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

POTATIS!

nicely, but I'm sure someone may spang you for such punnage!

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

BAK POTATIS

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

You, sir, deserve a spanging.

*spaannnnng*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

mmmmm

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Ooh. I'm feeling rather horny again all of a sudden

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

And you wonder why I worry?

;)

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

You totally would

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Fisting senses

tingling...

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

that took ages to load

then I saved it to my 'special' folder

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

fill your folder

www.cosplaytrainwreck.com/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

Dave was regretting choosing the r'lyeh dating agency..

Lordy it's been a while since I've posted a pic..

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

It looks like he's really happy with her

I think they've found their soulmate.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

would

although I never really "got" the Lovecraft thing

minor TJ : I normally find that people recognise the film from which my signature is taken fairly quickly, but no-one seems to know this one
edit : so that this makes sense in 100 years when someone reads the archive, it was "Tea without milk is so uncivilised"

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Whats not to like about eldritch tenticled things..

There is a sex shop in Leicester Square called 'Lovecraft'.. I can't walk past it without giggling like an idiot.

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

It'd be better of in Little Tokyo, I'd imagine...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

This is the place...

They get some odd types popping in..

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Equus is still lurking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

Do they at least have

dildos with tentacles there?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

I certainly am clueless

Is it Withnail & I?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

Christ...

I bet she could suck the....

NO NO NO... Wrong

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beefandcheese, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

O.-

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

What a beautiful kitten on a skateboard!

your image is creepy but woo :D

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blimey thass scary!

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Ex-cellent

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I worry about you sometimes.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

this scares me

and it's not worth a new thread, so have it!

would ya? go on, I bet you wouldn't! :P

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

You're right, I wouldn't.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Why?

I mean I doubt he's actually scared by an obviously 'shopped pic, but what's the point if not to promote a reaction in someone?

We all walk by the grafitti in life, it takes some difference to disgust

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And I was being silly too :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Ah, dunnae fash

I'm just in that kind of mood :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

rough stuff I

should know better than to post on b3ta

Click for bigger (314KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

UGH

you're a talented. GRR :(

*clicks it*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

Lovely!

Have a woo!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

You really should

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

isntyournicknamemaybealittlebithuge?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

I think that works rather well!

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

ooo

have unlurked just to say this is very good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

mighty nice

of you to say so. And those ^^ guys too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

I like it!

although next time, try to keep your camera straight ;)

/relurks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

trying to turn

the canvas and keep the tablet at exactly the same angle is hard. ( but easier than trying to do it in an unnatural horizontal plane, which just hurts my wrist )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

awesome

ever have these printed on canvas?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

No.

it's too expensive a process for other people and not of interest to me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

who are these 'other people' :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

other people than me that like them.

I mean, who wants to pay £100 plus for a computer generated image printed on art board when you can get a decent watercolour by a proper artist for the same money.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

160 x 120 cm would set me back about 100 quid

But smaller are not so heavy. I had a couple done as presents and they're pretty good.

Just thinking as you are rather skilled at the old painting with light - not sure if you have skills with realworld paints. If not, it's a good way to get those skills on a great medium.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I can paint with acrylics, oils or watercolour.

I just don't have the time or the inclination any more. All my art materials are in London. If I had them back or got some more I might be tempted again.

As for the price. I know you can get cheaper but I was thinking for me I suppose. No point getting it done unless its massive. I like big art on my walls.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

Load it into a nice digital photoframe for them and sell it as a bundle.

Then they can buy other pictures you do later and pay less for them as they already have the hardware to display them on.

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

That's an interesting concept

and might work on ebay.

I have long been thinking of selling some of my 'paintings' on ebay as digital images for wallpapers and such. It seems there is actually a big trade in this. Not for a monetary gain ( they only sell for 1-40p ) but I reckon it's a way of building a quick and large feedback base.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

*likes*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Is that boat small, or just far away?

I like it but think you've had enough praise for one thread, you have such an easily inflated ego ;)

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no no, please carry on

I have had a special vent installed to release excess pride molecules.

Small.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

When I was a kid I started experimenting with oil paints

I painted a truly wonderful canvas with a shadowed alien figure inside a house, gazing at a small table where a knife and fork were being suspended by a beam of light, coming through the window and eventually sourced at a small ship in the distance. I loved that picture but everyone who saw it commented that the perspective was all wrong on the beam of light and there was no way it could be what was suspending the cutlery. I don't know how many times I had to patiently watch the light dawning in people's eyes when I questioned what made them think it was supposed to just because they had been raised on a trashy movie diet of hollywood cliches, and they were looking at a child's painting.

I mean, I totally did fuck it up, but I still think I had a valid point.

No refunds on time.

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People can be stupid like that.

My most hated question when I have someone looking at some of my photographic work is "So, what are you trying to say with this?"

To paraphrase Dieter Meier, my answer is "If I could tell you with words what I want to convey, I would be stupid spending time and energy in doing this work."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

As I say often.

If I start making pictures based upon other people's conception of art and to suit other people, I'll probably stop making pictures.
All I have to say is "This is what it is, you may choose to see more in it and you may choose to judge it by what you know but it might not make you right. I made it for me".
I'm not fond of critics. I think you should look at a picture and be able to decide if you like it or not. It should end there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

You'll be the smoothest vicar in town if you wear...

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha

The Hummus is flowing this morning!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahaha!

very good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

Pour Homme, Pour Femme, Go on go on go on!

:D Hahahaha!

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahahah!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

this is excellent

although I feel nobody would by a fragrance that smelled of stale vodka and piss.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

heh :D

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahaah!

fp it you horrid mods...
*clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

'crosses fingers'

: D

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

lol

i wonder how the mods choose the fp worthy images, there are so many wonderful things every single day on here!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

3g, The Next Generation

one day it might work...

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

nicely done. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

Nicely animated as well, I might add...

I really like the flickering effect you've got going on.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

Y Fank U

Not that hard to do, tho it took me a minute to figure out how to make a logo on a white background appear to glow, then it occurred to me all I had to do was selectively darken the surroundings then the whole thing, and the rest was just 'try it and see' timing.

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

mm, I figured that would be the way to do it

very well done.

You know, I think I might click it, to reward your efforts.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

Fank U Again

Tho I do realise it's not strictly speaking within the rules of this compo, but as every bugger else seems not to be sticking to them much neither...

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

Pffft

Lovely stuff!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

O T ?

I don't get it.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

*rolls eyes*

OH YOU!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

i'm ignorant about this 3 thingy

i'm guessing it's some clever phone stuff that doesn't work and is probably of no use to man nor beast anyway but adds £££££'s to the cost of a phone.

'tis nicely done.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

Yup, you pretty much got it there!

Lovely phones with alsorts of toys inside for very little cash up front, then you try and use it...

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

My Very First Pearoast Ever! Yippee Skip!

Click for bugger (38KB)

Please be gentle, it's my first time.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

and a splendid one it is too

although if it was already image challenged it doesn't need to be entered again, *if it wasn't,
stop cluttering up the image challenge with roasts.

*really doesn't matter.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ruh?

Why would I repost if it was already in the compo?

I want my L plate back.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Batman Returns?

Hehe, nice work, I hate phones.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yup, that trick with the neon sign always stuck in my head.

Seems to work here too!

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..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Second best batman film ever

third once Dark Knight comes out (I hope)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

O T?

I don't get it!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

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