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I know it's an old idea

But I love it.

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)

E for effort.

garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/1

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Grampa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

Yeah, I can't get enough though.

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

yep, yep.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

I got my beer on the sideboard here

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)

eeny meeny miney moe

i wonder where my foot will go...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)

Rightio

I am back from my meeting.
Who wants to touch me!?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)

we want to watch you

touch yourself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)

that costs extra I am afraid.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)

bah!

*fumbles*
bloody swizz!
*digs out purse*
there, £3.50. take it and be grateful!
*mutters*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)

*slowly rubs up an erection to reveal anchovie under foreskin*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

and extra jalapenos.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

That's a spicy meatball!

Also, this icon stuff is harder than it looks...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

you need to ener it to the challenge

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

I did some kitty ones a while back.

I would love Gus to be an icon but it's probably too personal

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)

Awwww.

good pixel representations of your lovely katzen.

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

still lurking, eh?

How's everything with you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

meh.

could be better, could be worse.
such is life.

Thanks for asking :)

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

well you should be SUPER!

sleep well.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)

aww....

sweetness.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)

I guess...

(the current challenge, or the icon challenge?) anyway, neither, as it's just an experiment, really.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

you sicken me

*gets aroused*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

arousal costs extra

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

too late

i'm not giving it back!
*keeps arousal*
*is aroused even more*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

our OH&S consultant has a problem with your dripping on the floors.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

hey!

there are people who'd pay good money for my drippings!

now there's something i never thought i'd say...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

now I wish I didnt lick them up

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

don't eat the profits!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)

IS THIS DISTURBING, AROUSING, OR ENTIRELY INNOCENT

Hannah Montana Pillow

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:59, archived)

f ever I become famous enough to have my face on a fucking pillow

I'm going to wank into a crowd of fans and start crying.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

can I be your manager?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

well, it worked for Michael Jackson.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

if you're a little girl it's innocent.

as it's you, it's probably arousing, which is disturbing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

guess I do need to buy the t-shirt, then.

www.cafepress.com/cockweasle.187560968

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

it would be wise

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

I'd fuck all kinds of things, but neither children nor animals.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIDE YOUR TOASTER, THOUGH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

we have much in common

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)

we had the objectophile episode of Boston Legal here on Tuesday.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0993813/

man, I love that show.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)

boston legal?

is that the one with shatner in it? i did the "which sci-fi character are you?" quiz earlier, i'm kirk! 0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)

yup.

when they had Rene Auberjonois as well it was pretty funny.

also: JAMES SPADER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)

Spader and Shatner make an improbably good team.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)

they're flamingos.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

I read that as Spider and thought "What if..."

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:36, archived)

What if you were in boston legal, or what if you and Shatner teamed up to fight crime?

Also:

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)

This is where my head's at presently, so form your own opinions

youtube.com/watch?v=hQ5efWZBgbw&feature=related

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:47, archived)

rene auberjonois

did one of the voices on the little mermaid. i'm ashamed to say that i love that film.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)

was that the tk421.net one?

apparently I'm Obi-Wan.

lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

yeah, that's the one

my mates did it. one was harry potter and the other was darth maul!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:37, archived)

Harry Potter, no person could live down.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)

i know

i nearly laughed my tits off at him. i wanted to be galadriel, her ring of power is cool. either her or leela.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)

Good woman.

;-)

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)

ninja'd

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)

Oh great, I'm "Marcus Cole" from babylon 5. I don't really even know who that is.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)

aaawwww, poor you!

i'm the galaxy's biggest ego!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)

I like that we're all

different characters, in the same shitty little quiz.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)

yeah

most of them have about 3 stock characters that get dished out between everyone.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

haha, I just took that, I'm Gandalf LOL

I am now sufficiently amused to go to bed.

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)

bugger

everyone's getting lotr characters except me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)

I could use that as my fuck pillow and come all over the dirty little sluts face.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

Is it washable?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

I wish I checked that before ordering.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

spot clean only.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)

How fucking cool would it be to hack Target's site

and add the words "with realistic lips and tongue" to the product description.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

niiiiice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

one could always write a review:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)

ANSWER: 7

7 cool, that's how cool.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

Did you get a rise ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)

it was fun, yes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:59, archived)

family tree or some shizzle

(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Get this in the paper immediately

The Times for a start

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

THIS IS CRAP PR0N.

EDIT: GOODNIGHT. GOODNIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

agreed

also when do you get the new icons, anyone know?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

What do you mean?

And HOW CAN YOU NOT FUCKING LIKE THE OTTER!!!!!!!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

how often do a new selection of icons become available?

I'm bored of the pill, and i don't much like two of the other icons i can have and everyone has the stormtrooper.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)

Probably in 2 months.

Rob did say he'd start posting on /calendar to remind himself to update them more regularly.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

New Icon Sets?

Not a clue - every now an then. I'll probably just stick with mine now.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

yeah, i meant "we" there.

I really wish i'd joined early for the pirate hat :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)

Yeah, some of the early ones were great.

I want the bee.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

LA LA LA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)

I wish my paypal account wasn't fucked, so I could have an icon.

Also:

I quite like pixen, it turns out.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)

i just set up an account

hopefully, i should have my icon by next week.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)

yays!

you be in real b3tans club!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

yep!

all i need to do now is wait 3-5 days before i can verify it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)

I don't know, everyone and their mum seems to have the pirate hat.

Give me Furtive any day.

(Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)

i'd love a diamond icon

i love diamonds.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)

*flaunts*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)

you flaunter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

I HAS IT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)

flaunt away, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)

*WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANT*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:33, archived)

you got aragorn?

unfair! i'm kirk!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:46, archived)

*Lords it over Middle-Earth*

*Gets to shag Liv Tyler*

UBERWIN!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)

yeah, but she was a whiny bitch

*lords it over the whole of space*
*gets to shag alien babes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:52, archived)

I'd rather have Arwen (The non-whiny book one) over any alien babe.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

fair enough

i'd rather have sam anyway ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)

But then who would Frodo have?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)

Smeagol, of course.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)

That's just wrong.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)

no nudity?...

...i'm very disappointed!...:(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

porn.

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d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)

CLOWN DEATH.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7255664.stm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)

2 less clowns?

sounds good to me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)

Dark Side of the Cat

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

wow...

you combined lolcats and garfield.

fuck me... why did i not think of that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

it was hard to resist

kill me now

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

It could well have been genius.

We'll just have to let fate decide.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

Gracias

but there's a fine line between genius and shit... especially at this hour and after this much wine

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

Not really.

Most certifiable geniuses were often unappreciated and their own harshest critic.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?!?!

HE LUVS LASAGNE :(

:(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

also,

LOLSAGNE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

Pfft.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

but it was your lasagne he shat in, not his. He's an evil ladygarden.

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

*bottom lip starts to wobble*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

evil ladygarden

what a great name for a band

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

I volunteer

I mean... a band like that needs a distorted theremin solo once in a while, surely?

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)

fuck, yeah!

theremin is cool!
much like steel guitar.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

we need to start a band

but only if you're up for some hot mellotron action in the mix as well

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

hell, yeah!

now that's a plan!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)

Why am I suddenly seeing ELO

back from the dead?

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)

ummm

how many drugs have you taken?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

Not enough

I'll get right on that

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

good.

no ELO without LSD.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

why are you doing 24 hours on b3ta?

that why madness lies...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

i'm still trying to figure that out.

once the idea was in my head, it seemed like i just had to do it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

ah... you're unemployed at the moment right?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

permanently :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)

weak :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

yep.

although, if everything goes well, i may be able to work in about 2 years. i hope so!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)

Silly cat.

Lasagne I eat not.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

(cough)

for meaty pasta dishes the Jedi way agrees with not

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)

i know garfield...

...and that is NOT garfield!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Nope

It's Garfield 2.0. Everyone's rebranding these days

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

ahh...i see...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

*Impulse buys eleventy*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)

great.

now i have to listen to pink floyd
*fires up windows media*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

...i can see my house from here...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

by "here"

would you happen to mean from inside your own house?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

watching that

is making me quite nauseous :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

Your house is

in a compound complex . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

...o.k., stare at this one...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

you're really very very very very good, aren't you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

*bokes*

pack it in or pss me a bucket.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

PISS ME A BUCKET, TRUELY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

...no more for you...

((...thanks hexy!!!...))

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

is that...

garfield and pink panther having a ruckus?

or maybe charlie brown...

...fighting over a poleroid

(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

...you!...yes you!...stand still, laddy!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)

(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

hahah

don't take it personally, lad

we all get the cane at some point

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

I didn't!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)

heh

i fucking love floyd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

is that what an average b3tan looks like?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

erm, not quite compo subject matter, but certainly inspired by

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

now it's hot

he can jack it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

take this idea three steps further and it'd be newsletter material

and those three steps would be actually doing it, using marmite, and switching it on

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

I've given up sending things into the newsletter.

If shitrags aren't good enough, nothing is.

DO YOU HEAR THAT, MAGIC DONKEY? I AM OFFICIALLY PUT OFF.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

Shitrags are TOO good

that's the problem I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

YES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

So that's where that gypsie got it from!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER AND DIAL 1-800-TOASTERCOCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

If there was a toaster in this house

i'd try that right now

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

i have a toaster

i have marmite.
i have no cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

OKAY, PUT SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK IN A TOASTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)

I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

I found out last week

that that "call 1-800-TOASTERCOCK" myspace comment I found was actually in reference to this phishing scam:
totalobscurity.typepad.com/moronics/2007/11/dumbass-myspace.html

knowing the context kinda subtracts from the humour.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

...narly!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

You've made me laugh and wake people up

bastard! *click*

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

you write like Ttssatr

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

Correction

he writes like me

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

I AM HE.

WHAT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

your writing looks the same

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

I can't remember the last time I wrote in a picture... or if it looked like that or not.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

yep

that truly is old toilet-brush hair himself ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

Sometimes when I'm wanking

I think of you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

Sometimes when i'm wanking

you close your curtains so I have to stop.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

Hahaha

YEAH this is the stuff

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

Judge Dredd used to be in newspapers you know

is this too big btw?

tbh, the original is better
www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/sputnik/53/jdnewsmm.gif

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

HOLY SHIT WOMAN FISH.

IS GHENGIS KHAN.

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d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

i am the /board!

class.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

this is what happens when i don't sleep in 20 hours...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

i've been on here for 12 hours

i still have 12 to go. it's at times like this that i begin to seriously question my own sanity.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

funny...

...funny schtuff!!!...:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

haha i like this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

it been awhile b3ta

this pretty much describes every strip except the ones where he's eating

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

strange

i actually like this one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)

i agree

i think i hate myself for it though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

same here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

and I hate myself for making it

but here it is

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

When compos cross...

...it all goes wrong

(apologies and grins @ Tribs)

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

woo!

more of this sort of thing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Not really compo-able.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

but full of crabby goodness

'n' shit

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

This was my inspiration

still one of my favs :)

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

i got your pony right here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

SOMEONE HERE WANTS TO FUCK IT.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

HARRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Going soft

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

PONY PLUGS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

HEE-HAW!

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

senora's dance has no title

just jump in the saddle, hold onto the bridle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

I love horses

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Ride it like The Pony Express !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

Who am I kidding?

I've drunk way too much coffee to be able to sleep.
That's not a pony pony.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

well

it's not a hoarse horse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

I fucking hate horses.

Especially their smell.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

i don't like them

they're huge, dribbly and insane.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

ono

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

i've been to spain

i've probably eeted a pony or two myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

I DRAWED YOU A PONY BUT I SENT IT TO THE MOON.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

on a pillar of flame, i see

excellent.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)

ONO. NOT MOON. I NEED THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)

DON'T WORRY, HE'S COMING BACK, HARD!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

OH!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

OH SHIT!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

HE'S COMING.

FROM THE SKY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

no!

he will make horsey splats if he hits the floor! does he have hover function?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)

Yes, fear not.

And he has steaming great shit function.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

steaming great shit function ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

Jesus finally breaks the Danish market

because Groucho specs make ANYTHING funnier

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

hehheheheh.

oddly enough I approve of this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Oh bugger

I was hoping for a fatwa

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

Hahah

cunning disguise, I thought it was Groucho for a minute there. In which case I would have burned your embassy, obviously.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

He wouldn't belong to any cult that would have him as a leader..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Sadly true

and I mean that. Poor guy would be fucking appalled I reckon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Why is he wearing a table tennis bat with a dandilion instead of a handle

on his head?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

IT'S ART, YOU'R NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS.

JUST ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

I'd say - and it's just a guess -

that he likes table tennis.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

I'm not sure

but don't tell Mohammed... he'll be livid

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

All religions have their quirks. Look at those water purist/teapot worshippers in Malaysia...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Say the magic word and . . .

KaaaaaaaaaaBooooooooomb !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

A...

...men

(duck)

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

BUT WHY A DUCK?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

I could tell you

but you'd have to blow yourself up

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

ALL RIGHT, WHY A DUCK? WHY A NO CHICKEN?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

BOOM

Sorry, folks. He seemed like such a nice guy...

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

COCOANUTS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

uh oh

now you've REALLY done it

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

*bums embassy / church / mosque / comedy club*

the joys of equal opportunity offensiveness

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

finally!

a religious icon i can relate to!
*relates*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Poopseat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

ahhhh Robert.

he sure did like 'em sturdy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

I saw a documentary about him

where he explained how his perfect woman had a body/ass shaped like a bean

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

and for this I commend him.

that Terry Zwigoff movie Crumb is a great watch, and a cracking soundtrack.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

Ooh cheers

I'll check that.
American Splendor was unexpectedly fantastic once I got into it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

crumb was an AMAZING movie

funnily enough, zwigoff's own life was just as derailed as Crumb's while he was struggling to make that movie

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

I wouldn't put it passed him . . .

although he sure would . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

I quite liked a film in which he featured, briefly, as a friend of another comic.

Not "This American Life", which is something else.

Errrr....

edit : american splendour! that's it. it even says it up there /\

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

fuck!

thunderthighs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

POOP SEAT, POOP SEAT THE WONDERFUL.. SOMETHING LE LAH DE DAH DAH.

TOOT SWEETS TOOT SWEETS FALALALALALAL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

Admit it

that's not even a song.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

I got "Poop Ship Destroyer" an' I got "Broken Hearts are for Assholes", but no "Poopseat", no.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

How about

"All Hands On The Poop Deck" ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Don't fucking help him

I've got him on the spot here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Toot Sweets

C'MON. C'MON.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

TOUT DE SUITE, ON MAH POOP SEAT

WHERE THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR TWO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

really, really bad.

sorry.

(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

\\\xxMUCH LUVxx///

for the attention to detail, and indeed for using the word fussocks.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

I clicked.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

heheheh

flaccid

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

http://www.johnvile.org/b3ta/wankercap.gif

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

yay!

andy fwapp!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

bored now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

Draw a pony or something. We'll have a pony thread.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

i love ponies

on toats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

FUCK PONIES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

NO, DRAW THEM.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

THAT'S IT LITTLE MAN, JACK IT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

JACK IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

How /does/ one jack it as if it were hot?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

well you grab it and pull your hand away really quickly and then you put your hand under cold running water for ten minutes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

SNOOP DOGGG DOES THIS LIKE ALL THE TIME.

IN THE GHETTO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

He's so dreamy.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

IN THE GHETTO? WITH HIS HOMEBOIS?

RAD.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

SIPPIN' ON PIMM'S CUP, YO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

Sipping hennesy from a chalice while leaning on a stick with a large ruby on the end, in the middle of an afterparty in the hotel lobby.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

whilst Pharell braids his pubes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

heat it

then jack it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

PHWOAR

www.newenglandancestors.org/images_nehgs/helen_kellerlg.jpg

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

he's jacking it

like there's no tomorrow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

THERE IS ONLY: DEATH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

all the more reason to jack it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

THIS CHALLENGE CERTAINLY HASN'T GOT BORING QUICKLY.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

TOMORROW: DEATH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

CORRECT

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

AND THE GNASHING OF TEETH

DON'T FORGET THE GNASHING OF TEETH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

every thing's gonna burn, we'll all take turns, I'll get mine too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

Have you heard that version by that impersonator guy?

He does a frank sinatra cover of it.

I'll try and remember a name.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

I KEEP MY TEETH ON A PERMANENT SETTING OF GNASH.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

THAT'S PREPAREDNESS RIGHT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

gnash mach 4

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

lol

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/stillquietonthenorthenfront.jpg

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

oh, that crazy pillow! what will he do next?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

Shit.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

ALSO:

Where the fuck is Gronkpan and Tahkcalb?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

no idea

haven't seen them all night.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

AT WORK

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

pillow shit?

not as rare as rocking horse shit, but a good substitute.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

Mine shat in my mouth.

So I pissed on it. And then we hugged and made up.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

PIXEN'S FUCKING BROKEN.

I'm going to have boy the animals tonight. Instead I'll go to sleep.

NIght all!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

Oh yeah good luck!

Drink lots. now i'm really going.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

i will

really g'night! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

NIGHT, LOSER!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

Over the next few days I'm goint to amass a pixel animal army.

THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE LOSER... now i'm really going.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

hmmm. just trying it , does seem to have some bugs...

(shift-⌘ T doesn't work, for example).
(also, a 'clear' function would be nice, I suppose).
(ah, right, it's the introduction documentation's fault, it was ⎇⌘T, not ⇧⌘T).

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

mine is in the cupboard

it's being punished

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

yes

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

haa haa...that's fucken great!...

...COUCH RULES!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Corr.

I quite like it on a white background, actually.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

HOW DO YOU DO THESE?

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Look no further than

THE SHOP WHICH IS CALLED "PHOTO"!!!
*Dramatic music*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

damn you! *shakes fists*

youtube.com/watch?v=N0sEHFeFsdE&feature=related

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

Haha

we've got both seasons of that on DVD. My favourite sketch is the one with the woman being shown the plans for a new rail route on a map.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qYQrFKYFtU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

That show rules.

I absolutely crack up with the guy who can't open doors.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

hell yeah!

this is the sort of thing that would look great painted on a wall TWENTY FEET TALL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

brilliant, as always

/can spot your stuff a mile off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

I had to sign back in just to say.....

.........."woo"

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

Cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

Lovin' yer work

They're starting to remind me of Picasso's stuff... speshly the hands an' that. Talented bastard.

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catbwoy, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

This isn't cubism.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

Hahaha

or maybe it IS! Where's that guy gotten to, we really need a second opinion on this one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

I can't even remember his name.

Maybe we've been talking to him the whole time.

Maybe it was YOU.

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gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

"NOW, FINALLY, you're starting to understand".

Nah, I can only aspire to such heights :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

My madrigals.

Let me show you them.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

that

is freaking me right the fuck out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

Monteverdi was wall-eyed old bastard and no mistake.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

I have been at a funeral.

My old piano teacher.. even though I'd not seen her in years, I realise now what an inspiration she was.
Also sometimes I had lessons with her cats sitting by me on the stool.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

sorry to hear that. Bless her and her cats.

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Shiksa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

She must've taught thousands of people over the years.

Including this guy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Farr
there was a tribute read out from him crediting her with turning him on to art music, far(r) out.
Also quite the social activist - an amazing woman.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

who painted it?

the cheeks look a bit like holbein

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

the source I used is a copy

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Claudio_Monteverdi.jpg
but originally by a fellow called Bernardo Strozzi.
Never heard of him.

SOME OLD, DEAD DUDE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

pfff

haven't seen bill and ted for ages ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Very creepy and woo.

Minor TJ: I want to start drawing icons, but I have no idea of what I'd need. Advice?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

coloured pencils and graph paper.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

Helpful, yet not as such.

And you wonder why I don't frequent here? :P

Seriously, got any ideas?
(Also applies to everone else)

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

NO BUT SRSLY FLKS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_raster_graphics_editors

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

Paint.

If you're gonna be working with small dimensions Paint'd probably be the easiest.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

By that I mean, doing it pixel by pixel.

Then safe as BMP, and export into whatever other program you have (PS/PSP/GIMP) and remove the background + save as transparent gif.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

yeah but it only goes up to 800%.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

I don't find that as much of a problem. You can always work in the 4x4 pixel brush and then reduce it by 25%.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

wouldn't it antialiase?

on this machine I mostly use Paint and Image Composer, both of which suck balls in their own special ways.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Not if you reduce it in Paint... surely?

Also: your Paint stuff rules.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Pixen if you're on a mac is the tits.

Lets you do easy anims too.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

NYOOOMP.

*FUMBLES VICIOUSLY WITH BOOKS*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

gah!

handsome chap

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Hahaha

fucking woo :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

pfffft

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

WTF A BUMPY PUPPY FROM NOWHERE. SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

he needs some sandpaper

give him a good sand down

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

He doesn't roll well :(

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

SERIOUSLY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

A PUPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

Needs more chocolate colour.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

LOOK, OKAY I TRIED DARKER BUT THEN YOU COULDN'T SEE THE BLACK LINES.

How is puppies?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Puppies is good.

One's on my bed now, watching Eastern Promises. Not sure where the other one is. It's a good film.
Puppy enjoys the Russians.

Edit: Sam says, "TOP PIXEL PUP".

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

there is a pussy on my bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

Oooh Matron!

/Kenneth Williams Blog.

Imagine if Kenneth Williams wrote a blog! I'd RSS that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

it would be good

frankie howerd, too. pity they're dead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

i know

sad, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

Sad but I don't think the Carry On crowd

would sit right now a days. It simply wouldn't work. Better to look back fondly I think.
*pootles off to find Carry On Camping*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

i had 29 of them

then my neighbour stole a load off me and sold them to cashies. bastard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

What a prick.

If I ever went on Room 101 I'd put people who don't return lent videos in. That'd make a good QOTW. What would you put into Room 101?
Then again, I'm sure some people on here don't need an excuse to moan.
My mum's got the Carry On Boxset. All of them on DVD :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

he didn't borrow them

just stole 25 videos while i was out and sold them for a pound each, just so he could buy junk food. i'd put made-up words and impressionists in room 101, they both piss me off immensely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

*Has it on video*

Which was the best then, in your opinion?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

it's a toss-up

between carry on camping and carry on abroad.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Carry On Camping (Windsor's boobs FTW!)

or Carry On Up the Khyber.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

carry on up the khyber? really?

the only bit i like on that is the strawberry mousse bit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

NEEDS TO BE BIGGER AND RED AND CALLED CLIFFORD!

SERIOUSLY!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

SRSLY?!

I WILL GET DRAWEN RATE NOW.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

~~FFORD!~~ TORIS!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

hhahahaha. CLITORIS THE BIG RED DOG.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

At least then it would be acceptable to put

up posters to help find it.

Don't try this :/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

yes!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

OKAY THE DOG ... DIED.

BUT I SAW THIS BEAR WHO TOLD ME HE CAUGHT A REALLY BIG FISH. HE IS SAYING GROWL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

Can I add some animals to you pixel menagerie?

*pootles off to fire up Pixen*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

YES!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

yummy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

NOT FOR EETS.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

boo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME. I'M TOUGH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

SAFE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

Haha

I loves this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

HE WOULD HUG YOU BUT IT'D TOTALLY RUIN HIS REPRESENTATION OF THE FISH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

SRSLY

YAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Das Compo

Click for bigger (17KB)

(Spakmitten, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

that

is true love

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

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