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# Apologies for image shitness (MSPaint)


DE-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7280495.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Day Shift: tick.
*presents self for examination*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Pfffttt..
* points

What's that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I am day and partly night
Can you tick one and a half?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# You will have to check with PrintMeister..
it was his card after all?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# b3ta its my birthday!
Yay i'm 27 today!
Wheres my cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *claps*
BIRTHDAY!



Have a pearoasted Trevor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yay! cayke!
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yay cayke!
woO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*hugs*
oh, what the hell, it's your birthday after all
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Wahey!
*blushes*
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy birthday for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# oops - fixed
its today - Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Happy boifdae.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Thanky you :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Mini Hippo returns
That's a fart away from thirty you realise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Aye it is
nevermind eh?
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *caykes*
happy birthday chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Thank you Mr Toasts :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# well i for one oppose this move
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I'm all of them.
What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I am not a doctor but....
I think you need to get out more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ...out?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Yea...
Just open the front door of your cell house and walk outside. There are people, cars, buses, lorries, HGV's, traffic wardens, coppers, chavs, yobs and total wankers out there.

* Second thoughts - stay where you are mate
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# :|
Rob...
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# many happy returns
Photobucket
*sings happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# That creeps me out.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Anyone else like looking at Spunk in the newspaper?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Where the hell do you buy your papers, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Our paper boy always delivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *makes sick face*
Spunk can go away. Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# It's okay, he just pushes it through our letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *cries*
Dixypoos make the nasty man go away...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# the nasty man
can come over here

heheheheh.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *DING DONG*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# why hello, nasty man
oh dear, my boiler seems to have broken, and here's me in my inexplicably short see-through robe...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Confessions of a Boiler Repair B3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# if i have my way it will be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i think i'd prefer
to look at actual spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha, I dont' fully get it, but it says spunk...
also - have a repost from last night :)

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# funny then
funny now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# haha
the dreaded fellow 24 hour b3tan...the scurge of all cheeky pearoasters

gooodmorning to you sir. My nipples are feeling red raw today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# still irritating you, are they?
and it's miss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Tits or GTFO
but seriously...i always assume any form of violence related monkey to be a male. my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# not violence related
weed related ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# :o
*shocked*

I'm a policeman don't you know?

...on urban dead
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# it was many years ago
i don't do that stuff anymore

well, not much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Because I'm a lazy cunt...


Click for fucking huge.

Maybe this compo will kick my arse into gear and I'll do the new ones I've bween threatening for months
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Text on Picture
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# i think chasing her up the street in the nude was his first mistake...
haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Thursday's b3ta post


Nings & Buhbay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# now THIS
is love.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# :D
I really want this on a t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# yes!
make this happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Love is
buying her tampax for her...

*best boyfriend*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# :D heeeeeyyyy
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & dirty
bindun? probably shouldn't have

(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Not much bUtt seckz to be had without a cock innit.

Also: pance!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# humm...
you have a point good sir! but i figured this was way over the top and close to becoming a "tesco value comic strip" as it was, if i drew the big pink cock on it as well it could be potentially damaging to my reputation over at Chortleberry!
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# The only rep that matters is the one from here.
If the public want purple cocks, give 'em what they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# pff
i read that as supersize butt secks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Mmmm supersize butt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# you like big butts
and you cannot lie

or so i assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# How goes the 24h?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# check the sig!
i'm knackered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Lightweight..
/15 hours and not tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# yes, but
i've been awake for over 26 hours already
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# grief
i expect the worst thing is being asked about it all the time! sorry :-p
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :D
not at all! i'm pleased that people are interested enough to ask!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# One of my very bestest friends is called The Rev.
But he's a proper reverend, innit.

Ning all... I watched TWO (count them: TWO) episodes of Torchwood last night. It. Was. Awesome. Martha's arse, Captain Barrowtart, Tosh got her pins out (ish) and RICHARD BRIERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Morning!
I watched ZERO (count them: ZERO) episodes evar, so all this means nothing to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Pfft
You're missing out. It's got gay Welsh love in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# The best kind
trust me. 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha I was wondering if you'd see that.
Ningles, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha :)
we have had this conversation before on my very first compo post i think, i too am a reverend... after accidentally filling in the form for the ULC (Universal Life Church)

but im an atheist.. with a certificate of ministerial credentials in PDF format
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# That's exactly the same as him.
And yes, I never remember things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Who are you, again?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I'm not even sure anymore.
I hope I'm Charlize Theron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *Imagines*
*Brags to mates about talking to Charlize*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you wish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Actually, no.
Her boyfriend's a bit too wet.

Who do I want to be? Who's dating John Cusack at the minute?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# no idea
how about uma thurman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Who's she dating?
She's got massive feet, actually, and is 6 foot. So no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# lucy liu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Kate Winslet.
I want to be Kate Winslet. Because then people'd stop calling me Scully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# briers on torchwood?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# has the world gone mad???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# He was so bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# briers is all the ace.
but torchwood....
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Fuck you, Sisko.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ning
I am still sickeh, coughing up fluorescent goo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Bleeeeurgh
Begone, foul poxbucket.


:D only joking- hope you feel better soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *grabs emergency chicken soup and blanky*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *Snuggles up
*Scoffs soup

Any chance of some honey and lemon and a handjob?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# fluorescent, you say?
you must put it in tubs and sell it to children as space goo, thus profiting from your illness and spreading it amongst the depressingly healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# good idea
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it was good


Click for bigger (21KB)
(astraman, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# it's just like our call centre!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# the deliberately 'shocking' ones don't really do much for me
too easy, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# t'other^
EDIT: pisssssss!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# HA!
in your FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# erk!
my eye!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# The goggles do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Jimminy Jillickers
Err, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# The only thing they do to me is invoke acute boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# OUCH!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
although my hand is hovering dangerously close to the spanging pan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# *spangs*
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# oh hell
this one is groan-inducing yet funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# S P A N G
N I N G - A L L !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# That is so very very good
it makes me angry. Why, oh why, oh why, oh why did I not think of it?! I notice the things I like tend to get a good spanging so, what with spangs being good things in The Book Of Vossent, *spang* and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# that, i believe,
is a splick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# ha ha!
*clang* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# no, no, no
that's a *click* and a *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I am never going to get the hang of b3ta.
For example, I thought this was hilarious -


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# That motherfucker had, like, 30 motherfucking cocks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# *facepalm*
Its a crackerrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# nnnnnnngoh my christ


woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Genuine office Groan > LOL...
*Spangs TGA like a MoFo*
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hello new compo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# haha!!
you can't escape!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# hahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# I've just heard the funniest thing!
One of my guests got a ticket to see Avenue Q and managed to go a full hour and a half before he realised he was actually watching a drama about a gay paedophile teacher and had turned up to the wrong theatre!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
you and your wacky guests!!
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
#
theatre school

'ning ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
did he stay to watch the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# No
And being a nice country boy didn't rip them a second arsehole for not checking thye ticket when he went in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# nice country boy, you say??
will he be there in may?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# ...and when you're actually looking for gay paedophile teachers, there are none to be found!


Or so I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:19, archived)
# i thought he hated his guts
what a hypocrite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:23, archived)
# word up smashy!!!
how goes the marathon?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:26, archived)
# tiring :(
on my last cup of coffee, too, but i'm a stubborn bugger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# *plays the rocky music*
you go girl!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# *punches slab of beef*
ADRIAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# *chomps*
mmmm, tenderised.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# if it's not blue steak
i'm not paying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# what?!
it the 21st century. get yer purse out, you're buying me dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# i'm all for equality
but i refuse to fork out for inferior meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# oh.
*slinks off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# are you saying
your mean is inferior?
*peeks down ivesb's pants*
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# indeed....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# poor thing!
*hugs*
size doesn't...oh, who the hell am i kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# *sobs harder*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# there, there
*strokes*
*strokes harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Whoah 17 hours
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# yep
gayshift wasn't as slow as i thought it'd be, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# they picked up the pace just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# aaawwwww
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I usually quite enjoy the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# You could have come to /talk
and helped me raid the stats board, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# 'lo smash
you still going?

admirable, I say :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# yep
although both eyes are fighting for the same socket now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I thought the point of this challange
was to make the comic strips funny.

(Youlotfeckingsuck, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# it's garfield
you can't make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Wrong.
Garfield kicks ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# only odie's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Yes. The possibilities are limitless when it comes to lasanga and mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# wait....wait.....i'm getting something....
he could have lasagne, right, ON A MONDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*clicks**



*doesn't click
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# bugger.

*doesn't bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# phew!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Meh, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *sigh*
If I could actually put effort into something sometime....

(puggs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Yeah, why the hell not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# she's next!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Right then B3ta,
This is me for today:

As soon as the van shows up, the internet's going off, and then I've no idea when I'll get it back :O

Catch you on the flip side.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Ooh really?
You off to anywhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# about a mile up the road
but its BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# We did that in october.
It'll be even bigger soon because my stepdad and his son are moving out.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# BIGGAR is not always BETTAR
*does the horseless walk*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# *shouts* BUT SOMETIMES IT IS
*does walk while hoarse*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# pff
you're silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# I agree.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# so's your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Well, yes, she is but-
Oh that was one of those insults! I get you now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# my mum
is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Bacist!

Anyway, have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# joyous, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# you're moving house today?
good luck in your new home!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Oh yeah, ^that too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# ta v much :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# God speed.
Come back soon, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# well, if talktalk have their act together, it should only be hours
but i've yet to be convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# talktalk?
see you next month :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# yeah, quite
you never know, there may be unsecure wireless next door or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# yeah
you might get lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# off went ve van wif ve ome packed innit
I wawked be'ind wiv me owld cocklinnet
and oi dillied and dallied, dallied and dillied
lost ve van and dahnt nah were ta roam
awh, ya carnt trust the speshuls like ve owld toim coppahs when ya carnt foind yaw woi ome.

*lifts knees alternately in time with music*

good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# hee thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Yay!
I love drawings like these.

Also: happy moving.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] tacky
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# these are getting dull now
but this one still made me laugh like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# WOO CONTRADICTION
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# sometimes I wish to eat all of you.
all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# ^THAT
is the reason Kk and I would not let you into our tag team.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# *looks at double egg on toats*
i'm so, so glad i didn't put tomato sauce on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)
# concise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)
# c'ns-e.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# It lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER.
How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Meh, no change since last we were talking.
Except I've spent the time since then on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# c's
How weird, we have two lurkers signed up for the bash. Does that count as stalking?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Nah, it can't
because I was a lurker when I went to MY first bash. And I'm not a stalker. Am I? :(

"Oh hi, I'm baldmonkey. Who are you?" "I'm hexachordal." "...who?" "I WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER."
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# oh! you're the one from the newsletter?!
that means i know your whole name! *address searches* I know your address now too. I shall send you some biscuits and a cheese sculpture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# *pouts*
i want cheese sculpture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# *hack*
No...you...don't....*die*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# okay...
i'll stick to the wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# *intercepts biscuits and cheese*
This cheese tastes a bit like anthrax.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Yeah but it's a bit creapy if you've been on b3ta for four years
and have posted once. It's a bit like listening to someones conversation for years and them going to talk to them as if you'd always known them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I expect, on the other end of the scale,
it's almost as creepy as being on the site not very long and talking to everyone as if you've known them for four years.
/ClanSoul is a weirdo blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Well at least that's not as bad as inviting 50 odd people to London
under the pretence of a bash but really you're going to use them in B3ta chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Still going then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# bum bum bum bum bum
hello
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Hello sir. Good news:
I am practically naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# yep
but i'm down to my last cup of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# You won't need any more I reckon.
Only if you're knackered at 10 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:41, archived)
# i've just poured it.
all or nothing, that's me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Well it's daylight now so I think you'll be safe.
I also think I've spent 13 hours here today/last night/you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# yes
i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# After your 24, see how long you can go for without falling asleep.
Go for it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)
# fuck that!
it's bingo night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Hahah!
Y'know a while ago I said you're not that old?
I take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# thanks!
*huffs*
it's not just oldies who go to bingo, you know. i came out of there with £70 last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Really?
*joins in*
*realises I never win*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# there is a top prize tonight
of over £30,000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Well if you win, you can buy me a new graphics tablet.
This one is beer-damaged.
Another reason I no longer drink :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# if i win that lot
i will very quickly become drunk beyond the capacity for normal vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Then I will remind you of that cheque you promised you'd send,
and you'd think I were telling the truth.
And I would get a profit of £10,000.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# ha!
that's where you're wrong! i dropped my cheque book in a tin of mushroom gloss last year, i haven't bothered to get a new one yet! i pay cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I doubt she'll last past my record.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Which is?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# what is this record of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Whatever it is, I am going now.
Good luck Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# or...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Hang on...
www.b3ta.com/board/8105546

I mean, I know it's not the greatest thing in the world, but still. THE PRINCIPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Respect where respect is due...
This made me laugh like a look when I first saw it, I hope you don't mind me using it AEIYM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Nah, s'nae bother.
I started questioning whether I had actually done it at all, or whether it was just a beautiful dream I had.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# something for a buisinus my friend is getting together
Baking for people allergic to nuts

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Can you also make one similar one for people allergic to man-cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)
# ooooh thats nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Cheers!
How are you? Don't see much of you lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND A VEIN IN THAT LIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# HERION ISN'T FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)
# JUST YOU WAIT FOR THE NEW SHITRAGS POST.
JUST YOU WAIT, MOFAHA.

THE ORIGINS OF HERION WILL FEATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# Dammit gronkpan
WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# taunting is fun
it's like waving a small child in front of gary glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Pfft.
*Revokes your right to bear children*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# ha!
that was revoked years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)
# You am all the talented.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:56, archived)
# i like this
but she has minelli overtones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Yay, you're still here!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:07, archived)
# yes.
yes i am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Now that you mention it
I can definitely see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# how d'you think i feel?
i could see her without anyone pointing her out! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)
# You want to sex her. And her mum. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# change sex to kill
and you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:22, archived)
# i still have my right to remain silent
but i have to fight for my right to party :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:33, archived)
# We all gotta fight for that.
Probably the most worthy cause for fighting, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# I call 'em as I see 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)
# *buys spider new glasses*
now how d'you see 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Still the same.
*Is allowed to fantasise*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)
# hey
whatever floats your boat!
*buys boat floats*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# *Goes paddling*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)
# ah, nice.
i like the one you did recently with the white background. i clicked it.

back in a bit, dishes time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Yeah
and bedtime for me I think.
G'night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:09, archived)
# GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# pff
lightweight ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Goodnight sir!
Sweet dreams etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# ooh! special (but not in an olympics or education kind of way)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A more accurate portrayal of Scottish youth culture.
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Also applies to the north of ireland.
Wrong 'uns.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# reet grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# I HAVE AN EPIC SHITRAGS POST IN THE PIPELINE
IT MAY TAKE UNTIL THE WEEKEND TO FINISH.

Do you know what that program is that lets you put a whole bunch of photos together?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)
# autostitch?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# YES
Awesome.

Motherfuckers should start bracing themselves for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)
# I'm like, daaaaamn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:05, archived)
# YOU SPOIL US SIR
As for the panorama maker... I think there's a trial version of arcsoft around. I don't know what the limitations are.
There are a couple of free apps out there too but I've never used any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Jings
Crivvens

And haud my boaby!
(puggs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeez-o

(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# also
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# KILL IT!
FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# i'm sensing
a definite pattern here
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I'm surprised McD's didn't sue them for using red and yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# bahahahahaha
where did you even get that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)
# I'm sure that was done by a flavour of the month artist a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# ronald has such a powerful looking right arm though
leads one to wonder...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# It was a protest against the Iraq war.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)
# okay, i guess it wasn't a wanking joke then
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# .
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# I think she ate number eight.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# and she also 8 9.
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# 7 8 9
(Wize, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:55, archived)
# What is the photo shoot of?
1,3 and 6 are almost BBW. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)
# larger ladies lingerie
or tarts with tits, I'm not sure
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# and 2, 4 and 5 you may as well thatch a roof with.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i like that all of their eyes are being eaten away by the predatory darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# :(
ou got a problem with scouse birds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# not me as such
just the pus oozing from ny penis
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# we're not all disease-riddled slags
just the ones who drink in the grafton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
yes, I know that. Going thru a nasty divorce with one at the moment - has tried to run over my girlfriend on more than one occasion - I get a sense that rejection isn't handled well.

I go to Liverpool every 2 years for a couple of months, 99% of the people are great, make you feel welcome, etc
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# tried to run over your girlfriend?
what a psycho bitch! you're well shut of her if that's her idea of acceptable behaviour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# she's from bootle
enough said
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)
# heheheh
i'm from seaforth, i might know her! pleeeease, tell me who she is! i can give her dirty looks on your behalf! don't worry, i don't really do "girl" mates, so the chances of me telling her are zilch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)
# if your from seaforth you probably know her brother, she's one of ten
unfortunately she's still here in oz
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# ah, right
what's his name, then? does he drink in
*shudder*
the castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:26, archived)
# richie lives in seaforth
he works for his brother dave who has a glass business there


5 brothers
5 sisters (i've married 2 of them! think i'm over that family now tho)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# nope
not ringing any bells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Cannell
now I will be marked for death the next time i set foot in Liverpool
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Do you think they're awake at this hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# the surname is mildly familiar
but not so much that i'd know them. i may know them by looks, but i never really mix with local people. our family is originally from crosby/blundellsands. when we moved to seaforth, no-one would talk to me for about a year. i found out later that this was because they thought i was posh! as if!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)
# haircut and a beard trim.

just before my big work inundation last week - and of course it snowed and we had freezing rain the next day.

on looking at the front page, i think i ought to infest this with speech balloons.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)
# pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# I AM PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)
# PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)
# AND VACANT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# WE'RE VAAA-CANNT!
 
funny, I was in a bar last week and thought they were playing the Sex Pistols in the next room.
I was informed it was, however, Oasis.
Nonetheless it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING CHORDS AND RHYTHM as "Pretty Vacant", right down to the verse-chorus structure.
how I hate Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
# now you do?
it took you that long?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I've always loathed the talentless wastes of skin.
 
that just made me hate them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i don't hate them, but i'm rarely exposed to them.
i don't think they're very talented, mind, but they aren't always being sprayed at me from passing cars so i may let them live another day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# SO, I STOOD THERE THINKING, "WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS", AND I PICKED UP A ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# remember when there were actual phone booths around?
i miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# you can buy them for about £600
from reclaimation yards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# fuck that noise, i'll have my dwarf army steal one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i'd rather have
a tardis-style police box, but they're rarer than rocking horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i'd rather box with a police tard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# pffff
get over here and clean this coffee off my keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# /
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
fred, if you're reading the page, you know what i'm thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:22, archived)
# WANTED MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:26, archived)
# not totally, there are some females i dislike enough to have sex with.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# when did a trim
stop being a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)
# whoops, i meant a beard trim.
time to edit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# ah, right.
de-rising applied
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Hey!
Haven't seen you around for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17, archived)
# it was a horrible, terrible, wonderful week.
i built two giant spreadsheets (1000+ rows each) and entered and analysed all the data for them, volunteered at two fundraisers and worked at two fundraisers.

six days of work/volunteering, averaging 14-16 hours per day. i just dropped off the final package today and i am going to bask in nothing for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I like that feeling.
And in fact I honestly enjoy working hard, just not all the time.
Also: woo to you for doing volunteer work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i joined the fight against bad AIDS.
we had two big fundraisers, one benefitting a local hospice and the other the local AIDS committee. i carried art and heavy objects about and had drunks flirt with me.

you can have the hard work - this was mostly servile drudgery - painstaking but a trained ape could comprehend it (and i did, for the most part).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# you may appreciate this.
 
www.violentacres.com/archives/328/volunteering-for-an-animal-rescue-organization
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# hahaha!
this just in: humans are stupid. back before we adopted jasper, we were trying to think of people we knew who might take him in instead. my ex and i pretty much eliminated ten people on our lists because they would have acted like the clown who wanted ricardo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# pfff
he/she shouldn't be allowed to have pets, he/she is obviously a moron ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# I like violentacres, she talks a lot of sense.
 
also her family are pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# not her
the numpty asking all the questions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# yeah, I know.
 
I'm saying it is a goodblog. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# ah, right.
i'm with you now, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I don't want to be a milkman any more!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# hahahahahaa!
haven't seen that one in aaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# They get overrepeated here, so I'm not bothered about missing them
I miss poor Dermot though, I can still remember where I was when I heard it. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# aye
he was a funny bugger. kicking bishop brennan up the arse will always be my favourite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Ah you should try and dig out some of his scrap saturday radio work.
Needs a knowledge of Irish politics from late '70's onward though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i may do
sod the politics, i'm sure i'll find him funny anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Well, most of it he's taking the piss out of the main people in government
So to have a vague idea would be desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# if it's
paddy asphalt and the likes, no problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Ok you offically lost me.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)
# paddy ashdown
it was a joke when we were kids to call him paddy asphalt and ian paisley was parsley the lion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# I thought you meant him, but wasn't sure.
Em, no. It'd all be the southern irish govt. that he ripped on.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# also here is one of my favourites I haven't read in a while.
 
emeraldbile.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# heheh
evil twin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# 2 days is a while?
since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Since two days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# MOHAFA! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN EIGHT MINUTES!
HOW'VE YOU BEEN? WHAT IS NEW?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Lima is destroying something in the closet.
He's like a little thug in the night around this time. Sometimes he strolls into Kk's room while she's sleeping and drags everything out of her trash can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# How is she?
I miss her, even if there's less scrolling needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# She's fine thanks :)
You get a gift for asking.
Here:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)
# what happened?
accident/illness?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:40, archived)
# yeah it was terrible, her hair turned blue overnight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
it looks fucking great actually. I thought it might make her look too pale but it really suits her.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# it's better than the pink
i hate pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Oh
I liked the pink a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i just can't stand the colour pink
it probably looked very nice on her, it's just not my personal taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# you're not supposed to eat it.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)
# pff
i can't handle pubes, so head hair is right out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# ALSO:
I found this while looking for a spider source pic. Not much in the way of flesh but potentially NSFW so exercise caution.
www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/spider_woman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# woah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Ack
not my favourite meme
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I just like the idea that they're further up the same tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# what have you got against spiderman?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# haha count scrotula ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen her in german porn.
Also that's going in my profile. :-D

Who did it, so I can properly credit them.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# You mean the spider with your hair?
I made it just now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Cheers.
:-D

Edit: Profiled and acredited. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# heh. michelle pfeiffer does suit her new role.
when i seek spider pics, i look for clockspider.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i can't find the original clockspider blog. it was a laugh.
i did find this, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# awww
 
cute spider, but the bastard probably killed it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# i choose to believe it dodged him and tipped his car over a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# We are resourceful.
Not to mention, we take pride in our revenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# No no she's fine.
She's trying to be a little more restrained in her on/board communication, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# oh, good.
restrained on b3ta?

*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# That's an oxymoron and you know it.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# an oxymoron?
isn't that an idiot who sells spot cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# *Spangs for your own good*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# heheh
couldn't resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# he's a recycler, just like his uncle postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth a new thread...
even at this hour...

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# HEY FUCKER QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT.
JUST BECAUSE BOTH OUR PICS FEATURE SUPER MEN WITH STEEL BALLS DOESN'T MEAN I'M

oh screw it, my pic wasn't worth a new thread either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)
# HEY RUCKEF
There is no spotlight on this shift...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# sure there is, it's a small red point of light and it's right on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Oh, in that case,
the spotlight is ALLL yours
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# *basks*
*watches predator decloak and makes sweet love to him*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# HERE IS A BEARDED MAN. HE LOOKS TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] tedious repost
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# heheh
he looks so pissed off, bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)
# hahaha.
indians are the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:05, archived)
# heheheh.
nice one.

everybody heard about this?
www.expressindia.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=84936
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)
# LET'S SEE, WHAT'S IN THE NEWS TODAY? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:09, archived)
# NEWS.
b3ta.com/links/gay_cock_action_shit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)
# needs more MEGA BASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I like the organ break, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# i broke the cassette tape i recorded this on.
: (
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)
# ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# i broke two other great tapes because i started fitting out and throwing shit around,
i am really sad. my tapes. god.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# although now I've seen the video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdnaHHns3c0

it seems incredibly inappropriate.
but I do not blame him one iota.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# WOW WHAT A GR GREAT AU AUDIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# aids is for gays.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:12, archived)
# if your cultural ethos can't handle a kiss, it it doomed.
conservatives are all morons, regardless of nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)
# very true.
 
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# AAAAH IT BURNS AAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING, INDIA?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)
# MAKING LOVEZ!
 
they're so fucking repressed.
All the homophobic jokes in Bollywood movies, they must have a craaazy underground queer scene.
like China.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# sex
is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# it's made me wonder.
a friend of mine who's from here but has lived there speculated that is was less about a hetero/homo divide and more about gender role differences and the changes in perceptions of masculinity and femininity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

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