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[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# atta girl!
straight to the point, none of this grooming bollocks.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# My mate used to have a poster for the Walsall edition of the Express & Star that he'd liberated from outside a newsagent's.
The day's headline read:
"WALSALL SCHOOLGIRL SNATCH HORROR".
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# poor girl
letting the whole town know she had a horrible snatch, that was just nasty.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I once had a girlfriend from Walsall
Headline sounds about right
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# what an opening line.
lol
{edit} anything that starts with fuckoff is good 4 me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# destroy 2 - we are rythm and voice only.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS.
COMIN' OUTTA MAH AAASSSSSSSSS.
 
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# *videos*
*PROFITS!*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SHIT ON MY TITS!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I PROMISED KITTY VOMIT SHE WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YOU SIR, HAVE WON.
I TOUCHED MY COUSINS WIENER.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# was it firm
or floppy?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# GET WITH THE TIMESSSSSS, SMASH.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
i feel good
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# CARRY ON MY WAAAYWAARDDD SONNNNN.
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE GOONNNNNNE.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE
I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET THEM TAKE AWAY MY SOUL, AM I TOO OLD, IS IT TOO LATE?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# WHERE HAS THE FEELING GONE?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# WILL I REMEMBER THE SONG?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# THE SHOW MUST GO ON
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# FAIL.
LAYYYY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RESSSSSST.
DON'T YOU CRYYY NO MOREE.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i like the wall
:(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# D:
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i can't help it
i am a child of the '70's
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I'm just a poor
wayfaring stranger
travelling through
this world alone.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# This amused me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# he's a dirty, dirty boy
i like him ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hhahahaa. goodness god.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Courtesy of the links board (and if it ain't broke, why 'shop it?)
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(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Cranberry.
;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# best yet
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# GOOD GRIEF!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# D:
HE MADE CANCER FAIL.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING WINNAR OF TEH INTAHNETS
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# PIZZA TIME.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I ENJOY PIZZA.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE CANCER.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# BLOGGING BLOGGING BLOGGING.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# IT IS FOR BLOG.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the sun'll come out
tumourow...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i wish i had good cancers in skull.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] all quiet on the northern front
http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/andycao_subprime_version.jpg
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# How random!
Random is good!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Oh dear. A gratuitous 1am not-quite-compo-relevant 'altered comics' repost burp.
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Better out than in, eh.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# THIS IS A FRENZY.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# It was supposed to be, but I didn't have as many of these as I thought.
So it turned out to be a burp.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# love is....
enough rohypnol to floor a bull elephant
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# This popped into my head whilst peeing
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HAhaha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# IT'S 1AM. IT'S ABOUT TIME TO IMPLEMENT POWER PINKY.
POWER POWER POWER.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# twyford
needed emily
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i have a vague memory saying or making a picture of clifford the big red soviet dog of death or something..did i just dream that up in my head?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# No
You dreamt it up in your thigh.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# me and my dreamy thighs.
*rubs*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I knew I should have said anus
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# dirty boy!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I read that as box
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you filthy box obsesed slut!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# yes?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i wove wou!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# what is this emotion you call wuv?
/futurama geekery
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# awwww
lets hold hands
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# YAY!
x
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I'm not a boy!
I'm a man, a man's man, a man's man's man's man's man of a man.
I'm the man belonging to several other men who have an agreement towit the ownership of said man.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# bloody lesbian!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# *rubs nipples*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# WAHEY!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *rubs double entendre*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# yeah you bitch
tweak that little entendre like the filthy little slut you are!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I said rub not tweak
You illiterate churl!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# GET A ROOM!
OMGZZZZ

XXXX
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# But I prefer to do it outdoors
is saves having to clean the shit off everything afterwards
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Sir Pigeon Nipples
Fertilising the earth, one fuck at a time
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# thats why we love him!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# And not because of the lightweight flanallette travelling hat?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# well it's one of many reasons in my new book.."WHY WE LOVE SIR PIGEON NIPS"
which includes such reasons as...

1.he's a sexy bastard
2.he's a sexy bastard
3.he's a sexy bastard
4.he's a sexy bastard
5.he's a sexy bastard
6.he's a sexy bastard
7.he's a sexy bastard
8.wears women's underwear
9.he's a sexy bastard
10.he's a sexy bastard

NOW AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD BOOKSHOPS!



(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# This will make you alot of money.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# LIKE TOTALLY!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# it only works well if you cut up the corpses and spread them around a bit in shallow graves
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i LOVE CLIFFORD
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# WOW! ME 2!
WE MUST BE TWINZ!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# FULL ON YEAH!
WOT MUZIC U LISTN 2?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# MY CHEMIKAL ROMANCE!
U?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# NOFINK AT TEH MOMENT
THE WERDZ MEEN ALOT MORE ON THE INTERNET WEN RED IN SYLENCE
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# WOWZ THATZ DEEEP MAN!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# IT IZ JUST HOW I FEEL
THANKYOU FOR READING MY WERDZ
NOBODY EVAH READS MY WERDZ
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# THEY LAFF AT UZ COS WE R DIFFERENTZ
AND WE LAFF AT THEMZ COZ THA R ALL TEH SAME!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# U SO UNDERSTAND ME
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *rapes*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# this is good
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# at least pretend to not enjoy it otherwise it's not rape!
and that'd mean my standards were slipping!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# NO NO
PLEASE STOP
AARRRGH!

I WILL NEED TO SIT IN THE SHOWER AND CRY AFTER THIS!
;(
;(
;(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# much better!
*RAPES SOME MORE DUN DUN DUUUUH*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Sorry,
but I have to skip my rape shower and go to a meeting now.

C U L8R
XO
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# BYEEE!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# yeah
like they need a guide ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# That's a nice little purple owsley . . .
I mean dog . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# shat myself laughing at this
*clickage*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
*peers around* "ooh, Hello B3ta!"

*relurks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] stupid.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# THAT HO!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# /lives on the street
homes a cider
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i kill with death hands my coffee i on shark piss.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you
make me feel normal
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Genius.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Haha, that one's great.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Superman is a dick
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Nsfw really.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] it is a cartoon.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# erk!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# the joke didn't work too well in this because i am lazy.
it was supposed to be superman dialog over the original comic so it looked like these people where talking about a secret volcano that is evil while they are having sex with each other.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# "soon -- deep in space"
was all i needed

haha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# As much as I like hentai - and I do like a little -
couldn't you have linked this, as many people still look here at work?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# fucking crikey
hahaahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# JESUS'D TO THE FACE
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# YOU DID IT!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# ew germs.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I had to hide your hentai posts though.
You made them funny, but I'm in a crowded office.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# thats okay.
i understand.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# OMGZ!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# HAY DOC.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I LOVE YOU FOREVER
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# In response to all these:
FUCK YEAH. You're a genuine original.
The Superman one is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hah
but wherez his eyes in the middle panel?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# they've buggered off in disbelief
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'm going to do the same.
Goodnight b3ta, and good luck with your 24 hour quest.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# thanks
g'night!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *wonders whether you will feel enlightenment after your 24 hours*
*monolith scene from 2001 on standby*

I did a staying awake experiment once, I even took bizarre notes and tests which I found in a book a few weeks ago.

The phrase "Coppulation feels normal" is never one you want to read.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# bwahahaaa!
were you on drugs at the time? spending the whole night sitting on the edge of your bed, clutching a carving knife and staring at the wardrobe isn't fun
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No
I just have a very dull life.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# analytical, i'd say
much like myself.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes I am analytical
I even store myself in spreadsheet format.

And now I shall go to bed, as I did not do any writing and therefore don't afford the luxury of staying up.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# very well
goodnight to you.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i love it!
*clicketyclicketycl*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# No
And yes!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Well I am going to bed now.
Goodnight, and many soups to you sir!

And to Smash Monkey: good luck staying awake :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# soops
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# thanks!
and g'night!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Gay
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# soups are not gay
except for mulligatawny!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I refuse to believe someone would call soup that.
Even though i see it 3 times a week.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# who
came up with a name like that anyway?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# it sounds irish.
But can we blame the french anyway?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# of course
that's what they're for.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I heard gazpacho likes to look at pictures of naked men sometimes
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT!
Sweet dreams.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# no
but what is funny is how shit steam really is:

$49.95 and you can't be arsed to source an image
not fucking way pal
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# it's a denied op
they could show you the picture but then they'd have to kill you
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you know i hadn't even spotted that
maybe thats why theres no pic.
or maybe its unforgivably poor programming.
one of the two thats for sure
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hmmm
the bender motif says i like this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Well worth the 70p !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip this in here, love?

course yer don't, darlin'
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# sure
but its the wrong compo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# nope
the old one's still open.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# is it?
oops 'scuse my ignorance
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Always changing
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# But it's
the ghost of last tuesday . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# good point
*woooOOOoooo* and that
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You come in very handy . . .
never mind the enuedo . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# WITH FECKIN' BELLS HANGING OFF THEM!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] True isnt it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# lols
go Cows
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# just thought i referrance your joke, i say your joke i mean....
south park, (2007). Douch or turd sandwich. Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Comedy Central.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# damn hippies are obviously on LSD
with the way the background keeps changing colors
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# drugs are bad
mmmmmkay?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# yay!
32 years, two surnames
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' fuckers
[mod edit]We've had to remove this image as the server it is on has been hacked, causing Malware Warnings in some browsers. Proceed to it at your own risk [mod edit]

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/snoopyaids.gif
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# dark
just dark
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Unexpected . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ..horse?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Anything's better than Snoopy right now!
Unless the horse has AIDS too.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# where have i seen houses crushing people with windows before?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Let alone chimneys . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# thats it it was on modern toss last week
it featured a sketch in which i complaints department killed everyone who pressed the door bell by letting bits of itself fall of and kill them before getting rid of the evidence.
bit of a visual joke now i come to think of it.
oh well.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Pretty Hitchcockian . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# amazing!
WOO
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Haha, cor blimey.
Woo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *high five*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Sweet
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# the bitch deserves it
doing the dog
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
Searle would be proud
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# How i wish i was knowledgable enough to get this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# maybe gerald scarfe did something similar?
don't think ronald searle ever did any snoopy
charles schultz on the other hand...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ronald searle's earlier work
was very, very dark
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# well he was in a japanese pow camp
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# i notice in quite a few of his pictures,
there is not a single line or brushstroke that is not in itself funny.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ron?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
^^ yes ^^
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# heh,
Ronald Searle,
does exactly what he um
well
yes.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# THIS IS ALL SORTS OF YES!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'm hungry
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# mustapha burger?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# NO!
Stick with your strict diet, otherwise you'll make a mess on the floor. Anyway they're closed now.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# damn
i'm just glad they don't sell cappucino doughnuts anymore
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hamas burger?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pffff!
subtle!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# this should be some sort of fruit machine game
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Instead of a two armed bandit !
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Press "Esc"
whatever it stops on you win but you have to eat it immediately, in one mouthful.
First one to vomit loses.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That would be me . . .
ED: Cake . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# MacDonald's fries.
Save me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *passes little pink bag*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *ditches fries*
*eats bag instead*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# More fiber !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i bet they'd love it in iran
gambling and western capitalism they simply adore those things
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ter5345524
Sure why not I eat these kind of thing 1 time a month
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# do you know anything about iran?
besides how to spell it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# fdre455456
No never been there
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# uiyutyy
No cause I am just a poor guy with no money, never been in Saoudit Arabia but I meet George Bush 2 years ago
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# # sand !
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# anyone for a rebus?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# YES...
I finally got one.!!! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# good show :) try a couple of old ones
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hurray!
I got it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# If I need to know anything about cars, I won't get this.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# just which car it is
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Beyond my knowledge.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# awww i thought it was an easy one
(reverend) Jesse (ford) Ka (abe) Simpson

Jessica Simpson
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ah, bugger.
Well I got the other two.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# picturecartehsimpsons
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Billy jesus stool?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Billy Crystal?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# thats it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ooooh, it's lee herring
i entirely didn't recognise him till i'd got the rest
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# stewart lee...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You're getting your TMWRNJ hosts confused.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# oh bobbins, i am a spack
and i remember when their vehicle was the fist of fun, too
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# That was also a great show.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# clintonfineyoungcannibaljcstool
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# why can i not get this?
GOD I AM THICK.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Your ignorance has insulted the baby
Stewart Lee
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# pssh.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Also:
I received my copy of Stewart Lee's Pea Green Boat in the post earlier.

*glees*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# what is this?
I have 90s comedian and standup comedian. they bring me all the mirth.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It's sort of long theatrical monologue type thing
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# cool
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# hoary comic's death chair?
I fail to see the humour in that

*sniff*

Off on rounds
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# DESMOND TUTU
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# oh god it was so obvious weren't it...and i didn't get it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I got it
And I'm shite at such!

And boo! for giving it away.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# bugger how did i not get that?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I was thinking Des-hill
and then realised it was a mound! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# vicar in a tutu?
he'ssssssssssssss nooooooooooooooooooooot sttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaangee...

/morrissey blog

edit: also

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# may i ask y?
why?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# why am i looking at the back of a smiths cd?
ris?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# LOOK AT THE TRACKS!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i don't know the smiths well enough
they may have had a track called bishop desmond tutu
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# well the title of my reply to this thread is a hint at the original title...vicar in a tutu
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# the boy with the thorn in his siiide
behind the hatred there lies. the murderous desire. fooor. looohove.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# And if they doon't believe us now
will they eveeer belieeve us!?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# nanananaaa
nananananananaaaa
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *vomits into trilby*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# tschshhh
I love the Smiths.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I'm a pumpkin man
I'm a pumpkin man
I'm a pumpkin man
I'm a pumpkin man
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i just want to tell them to cheer up
for just one album
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# urrg! *hits*
there is a lot of cheer and some top humour in some of morrissey's songs...but yeah some are a little sad..but music could never be depressing, well as long as i like it it's never depressing. things like steps are depressing..and bucks fizz.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# A scanty bit of a thing :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"
Look honey, the references to my ex need to stop. Lol.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# des-mound dress
ris??
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Mustache Green tit jailbait costume
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# surely thats a win?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# heh
i got it
*smugs*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# amanhillpinkdress?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# thats no man
its a des lynam
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ahahhahahahahha
!!!111
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# chortle!
Please have a Cool hand Luke pearape!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I know but
I don't want to spill the beans . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha, that is beautiful.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Who wants to play ring game? I got it :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ME!
I want to play!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# fdgftr55
why the link is not showing the image?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# not without an image you don't!!
why is it linked?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# 32343
Don't know I'm not very habbit here I just copy and pass old image from my porfolio but it does'nt work
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you need the power of html. <img src="the url of you image">
but put it here or it won't work
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Needs more: <img src="www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61609/1191438932/10.10.gif"></img>
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# couldn't have put it better myself
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# you knoe you can do it without the </img> these days? you can leave it as the first bit or just add a /> at the end
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I know that full well, but I like typing html the long way.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you've been able to do that since i first posted on b3ta
almost 6 years ago...what are you suggesting this as some kind of revelation?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# okay its not new new
but its was a HTML version addition some time ago
maybe verion 3.0 not sure though
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# you've never needed to termi... oh fuck it
even if i tell you, you're still not going to admire me for being cool
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# [you are cool,
don't let the whppersnappers tell you otherwise ;?)

...that, and I didn't post for the very same reason. hahah]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i've never added the close tags
because the upload coadz don't tell you to
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Yes!
*gets ring out*
*tosses*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I like his 'Nigga please!' Pose
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *calls for jihad*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# (tosses)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
This is totally staged. That bastard! Death's too good for him.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
#

shh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# better?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
far arf arf arf ...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Pfft
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# lets dance
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# let's not
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha
that's surprisingly funny. edit the post and replace the text with what clansoul has in his reply title ^
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Have a doodle.

I guess it's a CD cover. xp
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# In five weeks time I am gonna put Baby RIGHT IN A FUCKING CORNER
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ...
Okay...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ITS A PATRICK SWAYZE JOKE
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Oooh.
:]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I don't believe she is X-ray.
Trust me, I've been doing calculations on them all night.
Oh well, you can have a woo.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# She isn't. Josh Todd is.
She just...is a rave girl. Sorta.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# He's probably not x-ray either.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# But he makes music
as I Am Xray. I'd link his MySpazz, but I don't remember it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Would he mind telling me how to calculate his effective energy, please?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Ask him...
I dunno.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Will do.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# NOW DO PRETTY HATE MACHINE

fucking caps lock
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Maybe.
I need to also work on my comics.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# thank you!
*continues to rub nipples furiously*


maybe its bedtime :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You can't go to bed after such a furious nipple rubbing session.
Your dreams will be strange, and moist.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# those
are the best kind of dreams
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# No, they mean you have to wash your clothes.
Or they go stiff.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# you wear clothes in bed?
strange
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Only when I'm alone.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i only wear clothes in bed
if i have a nephew or niece staying. i don't want them running in in the morning, seeing me doing a naked starfish impression in my sleep!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Why on earth not?
They have to learn sometime.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# learn, yes
be traumatised for life? i don't think so.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# no, you misunderstand
that is why it is bedtime. my nipples are fully erect and ready for bedtime icing.

and yes, i prefer fondant.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Have a good one.
Think of us.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# BOO!
I have just put all of Ms Dent's photos onto TWO WHOLE DISCS.
And I used another one to make a Pink Floyd compilation, at her request.

She's going to pay me for them though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# AH!
*hides* *comes out again* You scared me!

Two discs? Hahah really?

We getin trouble if our teachers buy stuff from us. I think.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Well she feels better if she pays for stuff.
I pay for the photo paper I use oh-so-frequently.
It's only fair :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oooh.
I offered to do some one...I think Jona's...hair for her. She wanted to pay. I don't want her to.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I want money,
but I hate accepting it.
I'm far too modest for my own good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahah
yeah! I know that feeling. Not the modest bit, though. I just don't really like taking people's money.

EDIT: Says I, who will be (hopefully) taking people's money at the con.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I've always been modest.
I never really had the chance to build up any confidence either.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Modest is better than
being full of oneself, I think. But having absolutely no confidence isn't the greatest. According to our health teacher.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I have a degree of confidence.
I mean, I took drama to build it up, in fairness.
I have worn a dress on stage, that must count for something.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh, okay.
That's good.
Oh...wow...okay. Hahah My mate wore a coconut bra for our play last year. And a hula skirt. He danced with us. It was weird.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I played other characters in that play.
I've been after the DVD for ages, as soon as I get it it's going on /links
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
Ah... good times.
I would've done it myself too.
NO ONE EVER TOLD ME WHEN THE PLAYS WERE CASTING!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# yay!
have a chump!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# CHU
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i was going to do boris johnson..but chump was easier...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Boris does not go into Che.
Chu works well.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# but boris, is well boris johnson and thus genius.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# But Chump is Chump and I KICKED YOUR ASS AT POKÉMON
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i know..and i can't make my fucking eevee evole into the annoyign 2 that require happiness and day/night
fucking thing.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Umbreon and Espeon?
Umbreon ftw!
I have one of each Eeveelution.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yes, thoes 2 fuckers. got all the rest bar the water one..just waiting for an egg to hatch and then i'll use a water stone.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I got my Umbreon at level 1,
now he's 86, I think.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i like the bangles
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I based 'em off mine.
I have *counts* 9 on one wrist and *counts more* 8 and a pretty ribbon/shoelace on the other. ^.^
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i avoid jewellery
as i tend to lose/break it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I had one more bracelet
but I put it on and the elastic string snapped. Beads went everywhere.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I have just the one bracelet
and I love it sooooo much and I never take it off.
I have been showing it off to people for days.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ^.^
Yay!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ^.^
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hmmm
i'm sensing that this bracelet was a gift of the friendship variety, yes?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# She made it for me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# ah.
thought so
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i have a 7" of manic monday by the bangles..oh god that is tragic.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That's a good band name.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# what's more tragic is
that i always preferred walk like an egyptian
*hangs head*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# WELL I LIKE BOTH
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# [Right, it's a repost and I'm of to bed you CUNTS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You didn't compo it
so you must re-repost it at once.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# twice to be safe
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# definitely.
and then complain that noone appreciates it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That is *rolls D6*....woo.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Best epitaph I heard...
Gygax is rolling in his grave.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# [heheh]
good one
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# yeah I saw that on Penny Arcade yesterday.
 
SAVE VS CONSTITUTION
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# It's funny because i've actually seen the film
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# [thank chrishnu....
...someone else who's seen it ;?)]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# dont fear the repost!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# splendid!
haha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I love that song
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :D
me too
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ich habe nae idea
if this is allowed. I think this is a boiled bean as a challenge non-spang, non-toap shitting Garfield which I prepared earlier. And put on a few days ago. But it fits the compo requirements. If you ignore the 'you can do better' bit. I am at work. Laugh then, you swines!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ha. ha. ha.
you asked for it...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Not finished yet . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# A non-compo-entry!
yippeee!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It is . . .
hypnotizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Is this an extractor fan from the future?
Woo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# As a matter of fact
from the far near distant future !
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Awesome, I can't wait.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'm holding your breath . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Thieving bastard.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# this lovely
shame its going to disappear in 30seconds.

it really is lovely though
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Thanks Tom . . .
I just felt the need . . .
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this is wonderful
and puts me in mind of a morelle
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Is that a type of wine ?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# no
it's a mushroom
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# [lasers! pew pew! er, pew!
3d moldinnnngggg!

woo/yay]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# You got it DrZ !
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# [woo/yay!]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# DISNEY IS NOT NEWSPAPER
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# is it?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ^this
a line must be drawn!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# thats how cartoons work isn't it?
me clever!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *farts in general direction*
:p
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# fair point
well made
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I'm a little sure it was, though.
edit: here we are:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_comics

"The first Disney comics appeared in daily newspapers. The Mickey Mouse daily comic strip began on January 13, 1930, featuring Mickey as an optimistic, adventure-seeking young mouse. In January 1932, the Mickey Mouse strip began appearing in Sunday papers, with an extra Silly Symphony strip at the top of the page. Donald Duck made his first comics appearance in the Silly Symphony adaptation of the 1934 Disney short The Wise Little Hen. As Donald's popularity grew, he became the star of the Silly Symphony strip, and he got his own daily strip starting on February 7, 1938."
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I really dont know
Tis a good CDCing TEEBEEHAYCH

edit: ah ok then. Your sentence is repealed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# +points for rhyming slang
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yea
but the compo isnt about newspaper cartoon related character's it's about newspaper cartoons.

Bah!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# So characters that appear in a newspaper cartoon are out?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# uuuuuuuuurggggh! stope purposefully misunderstanding meeee! >:(
*rubs nipples furiously*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah, but
It will be in the papers when they sue. I like the pendula motion, like me in my prime.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# who's got the sweetest disposition?
one guess, guess who?
who'd never ever start an argument?
who'd never show bit of temperament?
who's never wrong, but always right?
who'd never dream of starting a fight?
who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
no-one but donald duck!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Ah, the hysteria is setting in already.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i used to love donald duck cartoons
mickey mouse is a prick.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# the mouse is a stuck-up bitch
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# uppity fuck
ain't he?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

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