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# weeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I'm trippin' balls right now.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Those are some excellent drugs.
Which reminds me, mushrooms on payday.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM
 
the season's started over here, mmmm fresh
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Shroooooooomaaaaaan!!!
*grins for four to six hours*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# MAGIC BIRDIES!

yea i know RPS is shit and its friday... but they got a nest and lil baby birdies in my water feature! (took the pic from 50 feet away!)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahah! this is great anyway!
hardly mere RPS!

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Tits like coconuts
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# it would appear
they like pottery too!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# THAT TIT IS THROWING THE OTHER TIT OUT OF THE TITPOT WOT THE TIT IS IN.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# :D titpot.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# IT'S A VERB.
HEY, DARLIN' FANCY GOING TITPOTTING?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Sounds like something you do down a hole.
If it's feeling tits up in a hole then that's almost SPOOKY because, you see....gosh, this is so coincidental, you see, I have tits and....


erm....


*holds out spade*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I accept this invitation.
*spades*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Spade me up, bitch.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# THIS IS THE BEST HOLE EVER.
I ERRR... WHAT.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# You fucking know it.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# you are drunk
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Sam.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# You are drunk, Sam.
I couldn't help it.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I
am drunk.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Some fat bastard stood on my foot today and now my toes are fucking broke
which in turn leaves me walking like a prick
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I didn't know that was possible
WOO picture!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# thats a very large bit
woo, and two whole bits of yay!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# not the broke
bit. bobviously.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ha ha thanks
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# FanTASTIC.
The picture, not your toes.
I'm sure Yellow Fingers will kiss them better, for money.

I'm off now, 'Night!
And keep up the good work :D
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Woo!
and perambulating thusly?

www.b3ta.com/board/8344502
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# how do pricks walk?
is it sort of a waddle? or like a sway?


(woo!)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I say.
how rare!

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Marty Feldspar
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# -Waitformeeee!-Waitformeeee!-Waitformeeee!-Waitformeeee!-Waitformeeee!
EVERYBODYBACKONTHECOACH!
Waitformeeee!Waitformeeee!Waitformeeee!Waitformeeee!Waitformeeee!Waitformeeee!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Arf!
My own joy comes from the young people who will think that you have mutanted his eyes :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough

(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# look
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# OH WHAT A PUN
THE DUKE OF PRUNES KNOCKS 'EM FOR SIX

nunight b3ta, love you!
xxxx
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# 'Night hexy!!
I'm off too.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# pendogs.
on !pendogs rock!, pendogshire.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
woosome.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ifanyoo :)
quiet in the b3r tonight.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# it's not easy being blue
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# thats one messed up smurf
poor little fella
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Awww!
Life is a total smurf!

I just wanna smurf it in the smurf!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# aww
poor smurf
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# smurfdon
ramsey.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# What the smurf has he been drinking?
He's completely smurfing smurfed up. What a smurfing smurfer smufer.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf
smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oh all right
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hes from Norn' Iron' u know.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
Nice joke and no seams in sight ;)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Seams eh...?
I only got photoshop today (paid full price for it of course ;) but I'm only learning. 'tis a long road.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know.
I have tried this type of thing a couple of times but Im shocking :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Janet Street Trotter


The closest thing we Brits have to Sarah Jessica Parker.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Donkey!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Braw!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# oh, that works.
 
WOO
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRR?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# YIFF YIFF NEIGH
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Red flower, blue thorns, red flower, blue thorns...
You know this would be so much easier if I wasn't colourblind!



*click*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Haha, she looks better like this =)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Farty Meldman


Now with weenified eyes!!!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# That's freaky.
Sorry to TJ but I just found this completely by mistake.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# :o(
linky no worky
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah give it a second.
It says 404 then comes up with a flash game.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# If this is one of those 'wait until it loads' jokes I may have to eviscerate you.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ask SkUG!
It's a text game.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I see nothing.
Other than glorious 404age.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# That's really weird
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I assure you
there is a game there, called "The Peasant's Quest". You start off near a knight blocking your way into a castle which, I assume, is your ultimate objective.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# As in this Peasant's Quest?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# YEAH THAT'S IT!
Why did I get it as a 404? I just kicked a horse and died.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8374300

They threw it onto their site when you type the address wrong in a search. Which is nice of them, and I don't meant that sarcastically.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I can't believe you people have not played the game before....
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I've never been on Home Star Runner
I stopped at Newgrounds :(
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Well the Trogdor song is even on Guitar Hero 2, and to a lesser extent a Limozeen song is on Guitar Hero 80s.
So that's sort of a measure of how great it is*.

*may not be real measure

Also, more text adventures: www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html
www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
www.homestarrunner.com/dman3.html
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yep
But quicker loading (on my connection, at least)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# i typed "DIE" and he did
ha ha ha
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha I've got to try this!
It's really hard and was such a surprise. I copied and pasted a link to a song wrong and got this.

Edit: I can't work out how to enter buildings.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I got as far
as typing "open door" at the Inn only to find it was locked, before concluding that I really desperately need sleep and this game will soak all of it up. It's too long since I've played a text adventure like this.

*bookmarks thread*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Why can some people see it but others can't?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I've really got no idea
Unless everyone who can see it is using Firefox, it makes no sense to me. It's definitely there. It does say "Error 404: File not found." at the top but the game itself runs with no problems.


Edit: It also seems to be an easter egg for anyone who types an address wrongo n that site -- I tried changing the name of the MP3 you were looking for and it still came up. Nice one from the webmaster :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm using Safari.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Bizarre
I think we're the Chosen Ones.

I also think I'm going to bed and will play The Peasant's Quest over the weekend... Night B3ta.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# also
i just went into a hut. "open door" does the trick...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha, good ol' King's Quest
*reminisces*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Somehow,
a lot less scary looking :)

EDIT: SHOCK HORROR! YOUPORN IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
nicely done.


 
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ohfeck
'cowers'
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# hahhaha!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# semi-
gnops
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# boards going fast tonight.
And woo, even though i don't quite know what it is.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# it's Georgios Samaras
i had an idea to make a film about him today based on a short story. but i doubt it will get past the storyboard stage.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I don't know who he is..
By the tick on his jumper and the lines i'd think he was a footballer or something.

I do not associate with football.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# its Oasis
i want a roll with it
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Grand!
Is that Rainjursh but in white?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# the nipple scares me
a lot
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# if your sig is right
then I'm fucked
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# First thought: football pirate.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ZOMBEH TIEM?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Thats very nice!
Have a click and a woo!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Why thankyou,
good Sir
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# show me when its finished
i like the lips :) woo!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# humph
It is finished...

It just happens to be lacking rather in the eye department :p
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# oh
needs more eyelashes then :p
not alot, just very minute detailing - then you shall receive 2xwooyays :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# alas, no time tonight
It may reapear in a day or so with extra added eyelashes...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Very good indeed :D
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# thankee
kind sir
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Very scary woman
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Sweet shuddering fuckcakes!
*Slams laptop*
*Snaps it in half*
*Hurls it into a volcano*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Super
Talksport's not the same without James Whale.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I went to Switzerland, and when I came back, I read that he had been sacked :( Who have they got in his place? Is Ash still producing?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Switzerland is great.
I went to Interlaken when i was in year 8. Where did you go?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I was staying in Lausanne, but also
spent a day in Montreux and a day in Geneva! :)

It was aces!

Wanna see some pics? ;)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Aye, Ash is still there
but they have replaced the Whale with some guy called Max. However James Whale is now doing a show on Play Radio UK on the Internets, starting from next Tuesday at 6pm.

I went to Switzerland once about 20 years ago, on a school skiing trip.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Are you and Caewan the same man? ;)
I look forward to that! Got a linky for it?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Here's an article
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# For a friend of mine. A very, very scary friend of mine.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Nice
He is scarey.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He isn't really that scary,
I think he was just drunk at the time.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Did you sex him?
I know you clansoul.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# No!
Fucking hell, I'd never sex TRIGG
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# this may upset him.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I'd say he'd be relieved.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# you dropped this...
again... :p
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# IT WAS ONE TIME.
And I hope you destroyed the footage.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ARRG!
He wants to eat me or kill me or rape me.
All of the above?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# He wants to drink your Guinness.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# The bastard!
It's 10 pence dearer!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ....
Is that Jamie Oliver? He looks like he hates twizzlers.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Hahah, nah, it's a mate of mine from school
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i fixed his face

please tell him his haircut makes him look like a peado
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahah, it's longer now.
And he's 15, he's no paedo :D
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# just got that "i'm hiding in the bushes" look on his face
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# After looking at your edit, mine looks wrong :[
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# good


(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Top vectorage!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Thankyou sir! :D
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's class that is.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Awesomes sir!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# am i going mad or is this a repost?
or was it the otherway around?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I did a new one.
The other one was falling.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# oh yea
i remember now :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# FOR THE EMPEROR!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I wish I had time to actually do some proper images, I thought up two seperate Sunrise ideas the other day.
Stupid book.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# JUMP, YOU FUCKER, JUMP
 
woo!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# He does eventually!*
Just wait..

*lies
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I quite like these colourful things you've been doing.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# plitty
kaydie leiks
she clicks
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmpf, Got Bored So...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaawwwww, look, they're cuddling...

...or are they?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Gah!
ANTDECMAN IS SCARY!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Cocking Nora!
Your animations actually scare me more than Mutated Montys!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Woody Alien
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hehhe
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Mmnasd;kajnsdlkjha
jkasdlkj :)
Hello
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm gonna get a lot of people angry for sure but
his movies are total crap
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i agree
I believe he's impotent nowadays - yessssss
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# freaky-
ness! have a jittery
EDIT and a *click
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# OH FUCK
 
I like that a lot.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Carry on Mutant
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Poor old Charlie!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# wait... what's the original picture you used for the body?
(woo yay, btw :P)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# oh hello!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I say...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Infamy, Infamy...
They've all got it in for me !
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# HAha
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# haha!
woo :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Watch it, he'll 'av ya.




click for lil bit bigger
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Oh yay!
He is so fluffy :)
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# even the roar is fluffeh
^_^
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

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