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[challenge entry] noooooo!!! not again
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# That's not sad!
That's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it's ok to be sad and funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Sad + funny = sexytime
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# You missed out the England Ocean!
You need to check the compo, it said sad things.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# theres plenty of room here
for all your illegal imigrints
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# At least Dingle Peninsula
is safe!
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# THis is a soap opera thing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# It's that there Brookoaks East Neighbours Street
Innit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Nah home and emmerdale shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Yes. It's your favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# why am i looknig at your
living room?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Look at my living room!
LOOK AT IT!

*forces your eyes open*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# He pulls off the mask and its Shipman:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# too dark for steg :(
but woo as usual for pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Whaddaya mean, too dark!?
too dark!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# dark green.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Oh and you've SEEN a stegasaurus have you?
eh? eh? Got yer feckin' Dulux chart out and held it against it didja!? EH!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I have.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# to be honest..
i did, but please don't tell anyone..

took me ages to escape from that mental-home last time :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Mr. Teh Hat
Have you not been looking at the dinosaur swatches we sent you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# yes
but only Vol I Acanthopholis - Muttaburrasaurus


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# slacker!
I want you up to Zizhongosaurus by elevenes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's like Eric Cartman made into a dinosaur!
woo.

EDIT: Any Trellis news anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# YOU WILL RES-PECK
MAH AUTHORITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Dinomasaur!
Could you get a banananananana to wave pleez?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# well, tit for tat . . .
tit for tat . . .you get a bananananana but only if you get off yer arse and start squeezin' yer uterus ya lazy humbug! There's 60000 odd would be b3tuncles and b3aunts waiting for you! SELFISH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I can squeeze all I want
Bab's still comfy and doesn't want to play
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# FINE!
no banananana then! HMMPH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# What about a banananananananananananana?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# maybe . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ah! Talk of the devil!
Jesus mate. Your kids going to come out looking for a job at this rate!
You want me to get the sink plunger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Only two days over....
And no, no plungers, knitting needles, crochet hooks, vaccuum cleaners or Quo thank you :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# mebbe if I blew into your bum really hard . . .
/has no idea about girl's anatomy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# O_O
Evidently....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# It's really simple
Just set the fire alarm off and he/she will have to evacuate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Well Mr Trellis is cooking bacon
So it shouldn't be long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i'd leave a vagina for bacon, probably
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Nah!
Someone will probably call the Fire Servix

/Coat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *sews sleeves shut*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I've not heard them called that before.
This does explain the lateness though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *opens door and winds up the boot-o-matic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# coathanger?
That reminds me of a Stephen Lynch song.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Or coathangers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ahahaha
he's a bit of a chubby fucker, isn't he?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Pah!
He's big boned plated!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# morning DTH
morning board.

How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 'ello Meestah Horrible!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# new job, Sir!
starting in a week!

Will mean more visits here....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Braw!
so there's just a horrific injury to get over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# blame Gilgamesh....
I win at google for "kicking biro ear".
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Meteooooooooor!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hello zakkles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Bald bastard
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Continuing the BBCs excellent selection of scifi like |Torchwood, DocWho and the timeteam thingy: "The Adventures of Gail Porter of the Future"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *shudders*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?

Anything yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# No
NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNo

No
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Bah!
Want me to have a look?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# No ta, I'm good
Bad enough that midwife is actually a midhusband and is going to be taking a look tomorrow....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# jim trott?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
Yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Who?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# yeah, but what you didn't notice
but what you didn't noticeis that I didn't shop the picture of her at the bottom . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# When my wife was a week overdue with our daughter
the midwife told us that one way to bring on labour was swallowing semen.
HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Yes I have heard that




It's not worked yet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I heard it has to be four different sorts . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I did some internet research on it
and sadly I couldn't find any evidence to support it.
There is (as you probably know) a chemical in semen that can act to soften the cervix and bring on labour (apparently).
My advice - keep banging away!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Prostaglandins
Indeed. Also in raspberry leaf tea and pineapple.

Which taste nicer.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Prostaglandins, yeah, they're the fellas.
My wife can't eat pineapple anymore as she ate so much
at the time that she's still sick of it three years laster.
Also, nobody likes raspberry leaf tea.
EAT CURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Had a curry and chilli naan Monday night
And I have found a very nice brand of raspberry leaf which is actually palettable. Bab's obviously just not cooked yet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# God, she used to be so hot too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *slaps*
not because Gail Porter wasn't but the mere fact that it COULD'VE been misconstrued that you had the hots for Thatch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Don't worry
I won't steal your dream woman from ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# compo it.
she obviously has cancer
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Not sad enough
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Went for sad. Got all scary instead.
Rolled up into a ball for a bit. Cried some. Decided to post it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# anyway ruins all.
Went for sad.
Got all scary instead.
Rolled up into a ball for a bit.
Cried some, Decided to post it

now it's ok :)

woo for the pic

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Who are you and how did you get into my house?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# i used the key.
i'm your mom
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *if DaVinci had been a manga artist*
heheh, excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Ha, ha
She looks like some kind of weird Manga Mona Lisa.

Dry your tears - at least it's not a dead animal and it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)
# At least now...
She has something to mona 'bout
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:48, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ Maddie?
v Pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# yes wobbly,
this is very sad..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# excellent stuff! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# she looks like my friend
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# you look like my first girlfriend...
do you want to be?

/hovis presley blog
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# oh my goodness *click*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# That
is awesome.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] had to be put down last night, i is gutted....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Nooooo :(
(I helped save b3ta! trintrin has jam for blood, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] near the top, pea!
He just wants to hug someone.
Photobucket
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
I hope he's got a very flexible back!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Screw sad pictures!
Photobucket
Smiling is where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:40, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Ah
the rare zebra gerkin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# lol!
i would like to taste that
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] lil compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# heehee!
love this every time :D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Well
You won the compo matey. Sorry to hear that. I'm assuming that you didn't just have him put down for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# That would be rare dedication to b3ta
EDIT: Holy shuddering fuck! Who was here last night? There were actually attacks on the board.
About four people that posted images that were about 50,000 pixels high and wide.
So bit it covered about three posts, overlapping other posts. Almost impossible to ignore or hide if you didn't have adblock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# damn... All I saw where the reams of kitkat stuff-- *goes looking for older posts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Ther was a mod on
They had to ban about 6 people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)
# fucking summer holidays, and a flood of trolls.... this is starting to get a little stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I can see why they're doing it
They've at he age where they're ruled by their hormones. They find b3ta, think it's cool, post an image the found somewhere, get flamed and want to get their own part as we're not letting them play with us:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# well I hope they give it a rest for today, I really do, otherwise I'm gonna go hide in the bunker for a bit.
I like the odd bit of board-nazism as much as the next b3tan, but non-stop flaming and shit is not what I come here for. :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# results day today
so maybe they will be otherwise occupied :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!
*spits honey nut cheerios back into bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# well that would be some serious dedication to b3ta......
floyd: sorry to hear about your dog if you did have to put him down.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# hehe
well that made me smile. nah, he was getting on and his chest / lungs had packed in, poor little bastard couldn't breath, was for his own good, fucking gutted though.
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# yup sorry to hear that :/
our westie is on his way out also.
must keep him alive with electronic gadgets or something
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:36, archived)
# OK today I think today, due to the compo
She should get all the b3ta pets, line them up against a wall...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)
#
pets trolls
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# dedication
do you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:47, archived)
# awww sorry to hear that ;(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# poor bugger..
may he rest in piece in doggy heaven
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Sorry to hear that mate...
( I have a dog that is also called Pig)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# awww stop!
i don't want to be bummed out before i even get to work
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# how chose this challenge? :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I dunno, but I figured most of it would be dead animals the moment I read the thing :(
I'm surprised someone hasn't take a screenshot of teh compo question and posted that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:33, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)
# They're dropping like flies today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *sobs*
This is going to be bloody depressing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# You're not wrong there...
I'm either going to have to miss b3ta for a week, or up my dose of prozac...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# I hope I go into labour
I'd rather have a three inch needle in my spine than a week of this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# :(
(hotrodzombie, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, so we've got a dead animal thread. Excellent.
Here's the last picture of my rabbit before I had to take her to the vet and get her killed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Fuck me
Thats a big rabbit or are you a midget?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Half and half.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# How'd it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Thanks for making a mockery of one of the most painful days of my life.
Not only that, I'm also vegetarian.

Don't worry, that was an impression of me if I were the sort of cunt that takes it all too seriously.

But the real answer is: ash-y. She was cremated. You ever had an ash sandwich? I wouldn't recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)
# condolences, good innings tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# new from nestle
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Why is piece nuu,ber 17b always let over.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:19, archived)
# nuu,ber
= drunken number?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# you need to ask.
All I will say is that ther's a coffe infront of me, which means no cafine in me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i already have 2 cups inside..
but still not enough as i'm falling asleep at the desk
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# bindun
but that some pretty fly choppin' there
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I want to know what sort of mutant cat has 2 heads:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# it's a spare..
just in case

edit: it has 5 noses too..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# ah 17b!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# one like this

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=two+headed+kitten
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Right.
I'm off to get the hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# bring me some too
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you
did ask.
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# cats just can't do a proper cerberus impression....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# On I didn't.
I asked what sort of cat had two heads. I didn't ask for an image of one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# does that hand
have mini brillo pads stuck to it?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:38, archived)
# haha!
but where are the whiskers goddammit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# You have to wait for next months magazine!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha! brilliant stuff!
I saw all that kit kat shit a bit earlier.... Are Mods an endangered species, or something?

anyway, ningles /board, and here's to a troll-free day.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# i'll drink to that mate
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *raises mug of hot tea and chomps on a biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha top
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# brilliant!
and topical too

/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# haha!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "whimper"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles all. Sneaky late night compo pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i never really disliked
bush until i saw the video of all his comrades and possibly him,having evil sacrifices in bohemian grove,fucking freaks.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# NOOOOO! no the littlest of all teh hobos!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# They have it on Sky occsionally.
I was an episode with an extremely yound Samual L Jackson in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# filling in for the hobo?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Yeah
It's the one where The Littlest Hobo gets whacked of glue and gets arrested for vagrancy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# that;'s pretty fuckin' depressing that's what that is.
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ
What a compo

I hope Friday's newsletter has money-off vouchers for prescription-free prozac
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# very nice
but not as nice as your sig, i said that just the other day
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:15, archived)
# 14th August - Daily Commute
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i love it i love it i love it
you hate it compared to how much i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
# this is super awesome
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# that is
luvleh

doesn't make me sad though
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
# This is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:15, archived)
# you forgot something
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Love it! that train is a LOT emptier than mine this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# cock off
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:56, archived)
# i think he did stop.
but nice job.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:00, archived)
# nicely done. i hope he's dead.
oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:04, archived)
# with him on ignore the board is shorter than it should be
now if you were mod it could be sorted in a flick of a computer
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:21, archived)
# i don't even really want to be a mod.
i'd just like a mod or two to regulate the obvious garbage. hell, even a semi-mod would work, someone who could just composite threads or change truly huge pics/porn to a link instead. no need for super mod powers like nawty stepping or banning or whatever it is they do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# true
but it needs to be someone that understands the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)
# jacob dyer it is, then.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
#
1119450088_7c11708855.jpg @ 138% (Layer 1, RGB/8*)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)
# with any luck he'll contract
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)
# heh.
here in toronto you could have sold a ton of those a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)
# hehe
what the hell went down here?

and ning all
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# PENIS CRIME.
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Odd thing is, a spaz of him shows he has been nattering...
...about kitkats for 4 years. Most of his posts mention them.
The dude needs some serious help.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Or maybe Ron should consider making a b3ta.com/kitkats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Good old Ron.
If anyone's up to the task, it's him.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Okay, I guess I should go for that second coffee now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# It's a shame he never got around to posting the famous bacon & lentils kitkat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:23, archived)
# What a twat
He ruined my wake up viewing of the board!
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
# warning. too much kit not enough kat following


NIHON GIN MAN SAN, ASAKO ITE
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:48, archived)
# BITCHSLAP AS WE USED TO SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:53, archived)
# ok, now
after staring at this for about 20 minutes.
i can finally say woo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)
# JAPANESE KITKAT # 93837893789lol


Edit: No more Kitkats? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# arf!
i42.photobucket.com/albums/e320/HarleyQuinneWY6/gif%20stuff/kitt_cat.gif
EDIT: Not mine, hence the hobobucket link
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Ahaha! Strangely relevant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Kekekekekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# its flavour is toxoplasmosis.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# mmmmmm japan.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# =^_^=
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 13; Kyoko Grape


Click for bigger (239KB)
(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# incest mom /son fantasy m4w
incest mom /son fantasy m4w

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-13, 10:16PM EDT



incest mom /sis fantasy
I always had this fantasy to …
I come home, I am very hungry and tired, so I lie down on floor, and say ” mom I’m so hungry” you come and stand over my head, I can see your pubic hair as you don’t wear any panties, you smile and say “if you can’t wait for food to get ready then you can eat me”, and give a meaningful smile to me, meanwhile you open your legs a little bit more, and now you standing right on top of my head and I can see that your pussy dripping it’s juices. now I understand that you are serious and want to test me, so I blush and shut up, but you can see I’m drooling and now swallowing my saliva which is a good sign for you and you understand your son is also into her mom.
you wear a very tight short skirt, so you turn back and begin to get the food faster on table, but you bend over all the time, and I can’t take my eyes off your ass and pussy which now I can see through the cleavage your skirt has in back side of it, I can’t control myself so you notice my bulge, you smirk and say” you really hungry son, aren’t you”? and I blush as I know what are you referring to.
you get food on table, and pour me some drink, I don’t want to drink as I figure out you want to get me drunk, while you insist me to drink a little bit more, you pour whole drink on my lap on purpose, and then without letting me to say anything you get on your knees and say let me clean it for you, after that all I remember was a warm mouth locked around my tool…, then you took me to your bed and now we share the same bed with my mom.
do you want to be my mom ?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# have you been posting with anonymizer again ?
and where is tiffany, the 4ft midget from toronto ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# heh, this is a spammer i've been fucking with (his mind only).
i've been emailing him posing as three different women and he's all freaked out because he thinks he might lose his virginity finally.

tiffany hasn't been around, which is sad. someone should draw a picture of her for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:51, archived)
# At the checkout in many stores in chinatowns world wide.
Give it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Could you do us the tiniest favour?
sod off and never come back. On the way out could you leave your mother as raping deposit so that we know that you'll not return?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 12; Cookies and Milk


Click for bigger (167KB)
(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# this has been an educational series.
MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)
# International shipping.
Look into it. You might find we have
all bought those elsewhere on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# hiroshima, nagasaki, gojiro and i shit diseased, putrid liquid into your eyes for all eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# and then what?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# and then i charge serious cash money, mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# mmmmm. who likes pee?
i do i do.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# STOP IT!
YOU'RE PUSHING VALUABLE ORIENTAL KIT KAT INFORMATION FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BOARD! FOR EVAR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# OH NOES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)
# kit kat piss fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# BEST EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 11; ice cream


Click for bigger (161KB)
(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 10; crepe


Click for bigger (183KB)
(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# TOO MANY KITKATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# It's only one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# I lobe you, Mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# but this one is charcoal flavoured
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Oh those crazy japs!
ALL NEW KITKAT: PESTILENCE FLAVOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# WHERE ARE ITS CHOCKLITTY FINGAHS!?
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# holy moly!
i took a photograph of a grey kitty in rome a long time ago that looks very much like this. pose, stump, background and all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# aaaw. kittycat.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)
# fuckin woo
loverly

where's the kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

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