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# Hummus at all-time low

resolution at all-time high
edit: now pedant-proof
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)
# buhaha!
that is a one way ticket to hell, my friend
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)
# dirty, dirty
girl. she deserves to be spanked by a catholic nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)
# Ooo
thats from istockphoto
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 8:56, archived)
# hehe
she's holding a purple pen and there is blue ink........

ahh never mind
(magicalflyingfetus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# OMG! - What have I started...
... with these dynamic images???

keep em coming peeps - great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# I'm getting somewhere
with my perl version. I'm going to have to learn more about imagemagick, but it's looking hopeful! Think I'll be able to cope with ani GIFs as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)
# i've tried
messing with it in php, but it requires root access of the server to be fully utilized. www.bakesnake.com/bannermaker.php is where i stopped. on a different but kinda similar note, i made this about a week ago...
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# couldn't be arsed to post it on your board.....
momorgan.com/translator/
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)
# CRAP!
*There are no original ideas left.*

:(
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# that is quite funny
it didn't mess up much on my site, but it changed the title to Stove of Nerds. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# and the results
of applying it to this here board are quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# warning
i submitted mine www.bakesnake.com/immigrantizer/ to the b3ta lords, so IF u see it on the front page or newsletter, i SWEAR i thot it was my idea

:(
(BakeSnake, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)
# oooh
i do like that one too! i like the picture on the form, and the 'please wait' phrase!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)
# not quite true, i started doing the code for it
but it's a bit huge. i'll try again sometime when i've got a site back
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# hahaaha
i like Frankenbake!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# ditto
it's strangely hypnotic
*refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# anything with Svenno on the bottom
is just hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)
# evening all
my feet stink.

...just wanted to waste a thread and piss people off.

and don't complain about it or I'll stick a repost on it too.

and how are you all this lovely sunday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)
# very well
uni starts tomorrow! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)
# i just had a really
nice sandwich.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)
# my part
of the internet seems to be constipated. apart from that, i'm having a fine old time! and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)
# smart :) Not long before I
foxtrot oscar to bed though.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Well
i will sure sleep better now I know about your feet :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)
# One from the annals of British Cinema (ooer matron)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# What truly horrible thighs.
.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Gear is the mind chiller
(Dr Wadd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# What film's that from?
I've got a tune with the "fear is the mindkiller" sample on.. It's been bugging me for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)
# That would be
Dune
Great film :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# I thought it looked
familiar. Should have known that, really :)
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# It seems to be quite popular for sampling.
.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# this is for you
yes you
all you lovely b3tans, and especially those of you who helped me out with herdofnerds this week.
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# aww!
that is quite incredibly lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)
# aww! Look at that
badger's face! Well cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# Hey, I know them!
W, Y & H
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# yep
thanks for those guys.
i am having a lot of trouble b3ta-ing tonight! my connection is slower than a geriatric snail.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)
# that is exceptionally lovely
and now i away to bed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# That's wonderful
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# awww thank you (yes you)
That wink is just perfect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)
# mean
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# thoroughly
if that's what i think it is...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)
# yeah, it's a bit hard to see
any bigger would have been too big, but it's a dance dance revolution arcade thingy

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# convenient
for meanies who don't have their own moves.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# i think i'd like one on my grave
if i was going to have a grave
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Like all civil servants,
Dennis had a dream:

receive bigness using clicky-button on whiskery peripheral
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# that's great...
I've always wanted a hat with eye-holes too. Even a floating fez would be nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# lol
i recognise that special brew....

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# maybe theyre pals

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# hehe!
I wonder what he's dreaming of?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Check ur mail
mr edible sir
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# hehe
i like it alot
cheers mate
sorry i meant to say earlier that i liked it!

Again if anyone has any hints tips on website design im open to all suggestions :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# lots of
midi
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)
# and bleepy button noises
we love them
[edit} what's the site for and how good are you at web design? find six websites and work out why you like them, then use that to create yours without nicking their ideas. simple eh?
(frogman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)
# scrolling text
and lots of frames. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)
# the site is for my b3ta pics and random crap,
im ok at html, did it in my degree second year, but only as a module..
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)
# just do a nice light page to start with
you'll end up redoing it 2 or 3 times before you're really happy with it, so don't spend too much time on it.
(frogman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)
# cheers
for all the advice.... :o)
and G'night all >;O)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# don't try and make it look professional
a lot of people try to look pro, but it just means your site looks a bit dull
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# do you have a site?
the gallery in your profile doesn't seem to work...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# my host blew up
my new host has blown up
i can't get php on blueyonder since they upgraded the system
i can't log in to my uni space
i've just had a lovely bath though. i've got to get one of those little yellow ducks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# how about
a great big one?
www.cityofvassar.org/events/duck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# that'd do
now all i need is a giant bath
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Woo
got me laughing like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# exellent...
something to make me smile as i go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# just
splendid.
(zyn (thetix), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# War Toys is Good Toys
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:31, archived)
# another from the White-hooded Psychopaths Series
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)
# BOTH
very nice indeedio
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# thanks!
Did a mess of 'em for fark.com & particularly liked these ones.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# did
you do the actual things from scratch or what, they are marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# from scratch?
ye gods, no.. I lifted the packaging & some 12" figures from a few collectors' websites. The suicide bomber started life as a Canadian figure outfitted for snow-- w/ snowshoes & all.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# a pity
i was going to ask if i could have the klu klux guy. he's comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# the original
of the kkk guy is almost as wierd:
Behold, the Johnny Reb action man.

And to be honest, I don't think it's possible to improve on America's Movable Action Girl for comedic value. What to bl**dy blue hell?
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# aaah i see
very nice quality
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# repost, but...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# that makes me giggle
God alone knows why..

While we're at it:
(Larry_Mudd, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)
# One more
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# this US citizen gives u a big fat
woo yay!
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)
# ahem...
Charming. Do mind where you drop those.
(Wilzon321, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] July 20th, 1969.
Armstrong lands on the moon....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Class.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)
# He's over the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# He did take Buzz with him you know...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# woosome
i love buzz
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Everyone seems to be
adding their qualifications to their names, so I thought i'd join in...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# gcse ib?
in b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:23, archived)
# You're either
tee-total or permanently drunk if you have that steady a hand. Bet the pays crumby.

Crumby! Crumbs! Hahahahahahahahooo...


/coat
Edit Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# needs a bigger sign
but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:27, archived)
# They're the only one's i've got!
I've got another year to go before I can add MPhys.

EDIT I don't have sufficient hummus skills to have a b3tan qualification.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# la la la
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# i survived
3 days with no cigarettes or tattyshop...woo yay for me...anyhoo, here's the geoffrey marmoset in its natural environment:
(zyn (thetix), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:19, archived)
# i bet
real estate on that street goes for a prime amount of money....
(zyn (thetix), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# woo
for monkeynuns.

that is all.
goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)
# I didn't see her at first
But I still think it should go front page
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# Maude's spell went a little bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)
# yay! more animal scribblings
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:16, archived)
# I feel a little like Neo
I can feel the hummus coursing through my veins...
whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Ok
time to study and play kingdom hearts. w00t, who'd have thought a disney RPG would be so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# Walt Disney
It was so fun, he was DYING to play it.
ho ho ho
(Maels, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:12, archived)
# Grandia 2
completed it last week. Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)
# .
(Maels, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Ha!
Reminds me of the Weird Al film U.H.F...
Ghandi 2!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)
# w00
I love UHF! The guy who plays Kramer was in their and used broom kung fu on the baddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Don't you look at me!!!
I mean it!!

(Final Dave Gorman on BBC2)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)
# am watching
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:02, archived)
# Woo!
thanks for that
{now scrabbling for tye remote}
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:03, archived)
# Amazing what those frogs get up too!


I better drink more
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:49, archived)
# he'd better be careful,
guinness thru a straw like that an' he'll be bladdered in no time :)

*edit* I've just realised - you've pipped me to the post with an 'animal smokin and drinkin' pic....git! See if I can be arsed to finish mine....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# That is a superb
hat.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# gor blimey
salt of the earth, ee is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)
# fantastic
whish I could hummus half as well!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:11, archived)
# top o' the mornin'
mister toad
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)
# While we're on a maori-theme...

Part 2 in a theme (maybe)
Part1 here
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# haha
I love it! I want Nintendo to make that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# that rules
almost as much as the inflatable tubby toast that i got free with teletubbies magazine today.

it's not a regular thing, i just wanted the inflatable toast
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:42, archived)
# sure sure
keep telling yourself that and it might be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Better make sure
you use a blunt knife to butter it with tho...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:45, archived)
# Even my 4 yr old son turned that down
in favour of a Bob the Builder tape measure.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:47, archived)
# he has no taste.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:48, archived)
# I forgot...
he actually has real tubby toast for breakfast. There was a tubby toast cutter stuck on the front of an issue once.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:52, archived)
# *gasps*
oh! i can't believe i missed that!

students are sposed to like kids' tv...right?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Wasn't it once said
that styowdents watched more Teletubbies than ankle-biters did? Summat to do with identifying with the language :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:55, archived)
# i daresay that's true...
i've been watching it since i was 12 though!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:01, archived)
# hells, has it been on
that long? I am getting old!

no sarcasm at the back, please
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:04, archived)
# 1996...
according to the back of my inflatable tubby toast.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:08, archived)
# you're just
bragging now :)
Eep. 6 years of mindless gobbledegook.

And as for the teletubbies...!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Yeees
Happens to the best of us I'm afraid...I still cringe at the thought of how long ago Duckula was, let alone Alias the Jester or Dangermouse
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:10, archived)
# I still watch Dangermouse now,
well, when icklewitchy lets me that is.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:13, archived)
# No need for an excuse...
I still watch it...and sometimes anarkid will sit down and be quiet and watch it as well...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 22:21, archived)
# the other day i got my self a danger mouse pencil case
so i can keep all my pen (and that is meant to be singular) in. it's and i never liked the teletubbies...give me the classics like, DM, the magic round about or the teenage mutant ninja turtles any day...
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)
# It'll be back on the cover sooner or later...
I've seen it twice in less than 12 months.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:56, archived)
# when I was a student
me and my mates were up very early one morning (like 10 ish) and the telly tubbies was on tv but muted, 'cos we were listening to radio 1. a jamiroquai track came on and the tubbies started dancing like crazy fools! it was one of the most surreal things I've ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)

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