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Right lets end it here!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)

lol

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)

Actually, some of the more recent ones are good.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)

That's

my favourite...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:47, archived)

not everyone's lucky enough to have photoshop at work

if there's a game everyone can play with mspaint then's it's even more contagious than normal. luckily they do tend to burn out much quicker than "good" ones.

[edit] ps, i'll have you know that my Luca one was fucking hilarious ;)

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)

yeah - fair point about photoshop

I just wasn't looking forward to another Leslie Crowther day.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)

It feels so weird to be posting from work!

Its been way too long, its just, not the same, I feel unfaithful somehow.

Havent watched Lineal yet? *plugs shamelessly*

then wanders off to have a fag... at work!! :)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)

MisterA + Work (urk!) + B3ta + 4 days =

P45!!!!!!1

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)

nah, its the beauty

of being entirely self monitoring, freelance, and in a company of two other netheads. Lovely place, we must meet up for a drink after work one day this week, what about tomorrow perchance? btw, uni teching opportunity?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)

call me, me let ya know.....

but only for a swiftie :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)

Yay Alfie!

Haven't seen you in ages mate! Work going ok so far? Finding getting up in the mornings hard?

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)

yay!

yeah, going good, its a bit of a drag to build up databses in order to start working, but all good, the real networks traingin was good, so now I have functioning programs to create some example content, then Im away, the thing is, I have an interview with a production company tomorrow, and If I get that Ill pack this in, its really sales based, and when it comes down to it, Im not a fucking salesman, hey, as above, you reckon you'd be up for an after work drinkage tomorrow mebbe?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)

Sounds good

to me. Is yer mobile functionating atm?

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)

you've managed to sell the idea of beer

pretty well so far. (not that it needs selling)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)

so tempted

to bring out my old man on phone animation seems as the poor fella is doing the rounds today but then it wasnt too funny first time round so i doubt itll be funny now

(skagg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

since you've used up a thread

you might as well post it really

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)

The Real Slim Davey

has spoken. Heed his words. :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)

The earliest recorded use of woo yay

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

meep!

w/y/h!

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Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)

funnier in my head

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

STREWTH!

thats good!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)

how frustrating

took me ages that did and when I post it, everyone's still on the same bandwagon and it ends up in a big pile of identical images.

back to the drawing board.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)

i quite liked that

actually

(skagg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)

I can't

even see it...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)

have you got your monitor turned off again?

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:00, archived)

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)

Ho ho,

I love the OW at the end.
Woo to you good...erm...good woodland eldritch creature.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

best one yet.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)

I laughed

far too much on that one!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)

And the quote is from...?

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)

that's twice!

if i hadn't been on the phone, that was my next one. buggers.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

Alfie?

Also sampled on a Carter USM song, which was...?

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

yay!

Tis indeed Alfie!
And the Carter USM Song...
Hmm.... I canae remember....

Some great pun involving Tulse Hill no doubt!

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)

right,

who bugged me on my last visit to the hospital then? you guys are sooo insensitive.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)

Speaking of Alfie (tenuous linkage...)

I went to see Ben (the man) Folds and The Divine Comedy last monday. Ben was godlike, DC were absolute godamn shite, avoid this abomination people!

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine,

round the Sherrif Fatman era.....as for the fillum, ah divvent knaa!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)

on the 30 something album I think

erg.. arg... Oh bloody hell wot izzit?

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Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)

it was the 2nd or third one on the album

buggered if i can remember though.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)

hahaaaa!

right on! fuck, everybody in my circle of friends tells me i'm the only carter usm fan..

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baron, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)

have O'Reilly gone mad

kittens are cute but these cats are scary on the cover of the blogging guide.

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pep, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)

The scary cat meme

slowly but surely spreads from its epicentre at B3ta.

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)

I don't like scary cats :o(

I want the fluffy ones back :o)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

is the

one at the back trying to insert its paw into the big fat cat?!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

I think its sad

that blogging now has to have help manuals.
And those cats are Tres scaresome.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

blogging is difficult though

im not good very at english. so i difficult it find.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)

do a photo blog

have photos of yourself in Kwik-save, etc...

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)

I don't have a friend to take

the photos ;)
but yeah, i have a digicam, should use it more taking random photos.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)

blogging is not difficult

1) create database
2) create form
3) create site layout
4) fill with bullshit that no one else but yourself will ever read

I don't like blogs, even the name winds me up

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

I have one

And you're right it's a piece of pish.
I even used blogger.com how lazy am I? :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)

As do I.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)

lazy

:-p

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)

Ach it's not that bad

Blogs are good. They just suffer from a poor wheat/chaff ratio. It's good for learning all kinds of webby and writing skills too. And quite a few blogs have a decent audience. Time for a wee personal blog spam I think.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)

I work with someone

who is quoted in that book.
proof clicky

So, er.. there you go.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)

yeep!

*hides*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)

heheheheh

"yeep"

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)

4th picture post for me. :)

Bigger

(Blessed Rolo, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)

hahahaha

very obscure.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Top.

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shindig, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)

I love

that!

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:53, archived)

I guess everybody gets to have a go

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)

go on if you dare...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)

isn't that a hoverfly?

looks very much like a wasp but doen't have a sting, so harmless really.

i could be wrong?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)

pedantic monkey anyone?

;-)

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pep, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)

you rang?

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)

oooppppssss, sorry my mistake

this is a hover fly

sorry for the confusion.

oh! joke btw, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! very funny.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)

yaaaaaaaay

stoopid wasps.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)

well if that's your attitude...

stoopid stouffer!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)

yay!

he was asking for it

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)

i dare....

...be really annoying

(socket, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)

have been spazzing a bit

but getting tired, were there any pics from the leeds bash?

(arrggggghhh to that massive kitten pic as well)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)

here...

big dave's are at :
www.csc.liv.ac.uk/~davek/b3ta/bash/

and vulgas videos are at:
www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/north/index.htm

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)

here are the ones I know about

big dave's
agent vulga's videos
[edit] damn. b3tan.

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beardman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)

cheers to both you guys

viewing at the moment :)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

i got some decent photos too

however i haven't scanned them in yet so you can't see them

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evil pixie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)

Because...

SOMETIMES it DOES work!!

*VERY VERY HAPPY*

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)

your turn for gender realignment?

ps, nocturia is excessive night-time urination.

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)

Heheh silly

Had some EXTREMELY good news though today.

And yes... very good joke :-)

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)

you're pregnant?

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Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)

No no no!

My Dad, after being told for the last 18 years that he couldn't have any operations to help his heart condition, is being sent for new tests by his new heart consultant and that depending on the results, he *might* be able to have a few bypasses on the arteries in the heart!!

GOOD news!

(Nocturnia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)

Excellent

Woo!

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)

you can almost see the fear in his eyes

/semi repost

clikkeh

sorry about the naughty, rejig of the last ones

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)

errr

what did you change in this remix?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)

cut most of the picture out, the fear is visible in the small version now, it just looked like a normal cat before

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)

aha

I see now

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)

cropped the kitty

so it's larger in frame.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)

woo

for the orifcer of the law

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)

Wallpaper, anyone?

1.8 megabytes of unaltered high-resolution kitten insanity

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)

ARRRRRGGGGGHJHH

nasty kitty

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)

jeesus!

effing aitch christ!

Has it got cataracts?
Poor visually impaired kitty!

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)

I think that's just

the reflection from the flash.

Isn't it amazing what 1700 by 2200 pixels can do to the visual impact of a picture?

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)

thats

crazy!!!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)

/Wandbagon

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)

dispatch

war rocket ajax
to bring back his body!

(steviewindows, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)

flash

i love you....

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)

...but we only have

blah, blah, blah.

(sasquatch, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)

Take that,

you bloody bastards.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)

best quote ever!

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)

I have several favourites.

"My god, this girls really turning me on!" and "You loony bird!"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)

I always liked

"I don't want to go to any pleasure moon! I've got to rescue my friends and save the earth!"

(or something like that anyway)

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barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)

The whole films fantastic.

How can you not like a film where Peter Duncan gets killed, a gorgeous woman is having an affair wih Howard from 'Ever Decreasing circles' and Brian Blessed gets to wear a hat with wings on, a skirt and shouts a lot.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)

lol

the high-light of timothy daltons career!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)

Flash

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

he saved every single one of us

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)

So I'm bored....

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

So, I guess

geocities is cwap for posts??

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)

yep it's no good

tripod.co.uk seems to work.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)

weird.

if i right-click and choose show pic it shows it. or is that just me?

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)

it's just you

the picture will be stored in your browser's cache.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

grrr.

thought as much.

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

I can see it quite clearly

but then I can't see much of the stuff on members.lycos.co.uk. The Internet is weird.

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

using quotes round the img source might help

Edit: or perhaps not
Ignore me

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)

so it turns out

i'm a genius. and because of this i get my afternoons free. which means i get to waste my afternoons on here. yaaaaay.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)

huzzah

now get to the cake shop. But remember...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)

oh, i have my cake.

and i'm eating it. I'M EATING IT. take that nonsensical saying.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)

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