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# ARGHARGHHAHahahahahahAHahaHaHaaa
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# haha
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# JUST WAIT UNTIL THE BOMBS DROP
YOU THINK THAT'S WATER YOU'RE DRINKING? THAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S LEG.

THE RULES WON'T BE THERE TO HELP YOU ANYMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# OH SHIT
IM SORRY I DRANK YOUR LEG.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'm enjoying this interaction
Pray, continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# duck billed dozerpus
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Dirt Pusher !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Platypush?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# HAHA.
The exhaust pipe. If I could find my sporklift I would post it. But I'm exploding with too much espresso. I can't move. I need a dozerpus.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS


I AM SICK OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# INSTRUCTIONS ARE BOTH JOYFUL EASY AND HAVE HAPPY FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# WARNING
MAY AFFECT EYE COLOUR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# and shirt colour
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# AND SHIRT STYLE.
SHIT, THIS WILL FUCK ALL YOUR STUFF RIGHT UP AND NO MISTAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# GRONKPAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I DON'T WRITE THE INSTRUCTIONS, I JUST ENFORCE THEM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ARGHARGHARGH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# However, method two seems to clear up his wrinkles.
I WILL MEMO MARKETING.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yes but they then become attached to the kitchen tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Now I understand:
It's a time-travel device!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# SHARNT.
*DISOBEDIATES*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah but . . . that thing's so versatile . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# AAAGGGHHH NO NOT IN THE EAR PLEASE NO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I feel a bit queasy after looking at this for so long

Edit: a bit less seamy now
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Nice makeout work !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I bet they like snakes.
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# hahah love this one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# FUCK!
my eyes...my eyes.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# how crude
i prefer make love to my eyes!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# only the dodgiest of teachers like to kiss their pupils....
*doesnt know why
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# oh dear
thats just wrong! :)
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# It's time for the very grey adventures of Colin and Steve!

Previously

It's a hefty 600 Kb by the way
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# argh its late
you made my brain hurt.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Indeedy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Went to see madagascar 2 with the lady tonight
and it was ace
have a giraffe
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
b3ta has been almost completely full of win today
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# he he he
think i need more animal machinery mashes
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# defo
i think i may need to upgrade the cat.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# "Cat" is a perfect state.
There are no upgrades.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I can haz oil change?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Wow! You've got the upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ALAS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Way to crane that neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# My first animation


had a shite time trying to optimize it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# For next time when optimising:
Use less frames and speed them all up/slow them down a bit to make up for it

Good effort for a first go though, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# yeah thats the thing
i couldn't figure out how to speed it up anymore, i got really annoyed with fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Effective !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Merry xmas n that


I eated two pasta ready meals and now feel a bit vomitty =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Woo! To be fair, it's the perfect disguise for his line of work
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# come sit on santa's lap little child.
that loks like a guy who drinks in my pub
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Peado Oh Oh
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That took me a sec
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# peas
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Christmas Time....Mistletoe and wine
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Christmas Time, Mistletoe and wine
Owls and Mazdas, these don't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Owls for the taking,
Just follow the Mazda.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Heh, I know
I was being silly myself, making a rhyme and claiming it isn't a rhyme.

Much like Ironic by Alanis Morissette, which she now claims doesn't contain irony and was meant to be ironic in that it didn't have any actual irony in it. Clearly she just didn't know what irony was.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Like . . . Under The Stairs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Good.
My internet irony detector is failing as I haven't been on here in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That shoe thing was just a diversion


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Iran is getting ideas too

(Not worth own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha
How can it STILL be funny? Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Because it's just so deliciously absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Wingtips are deadly, as are Oxfords
Loafers, on the other hand... pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Such an arsenal . . . they must have boxes of them stockpiled !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It's funny cuz its a shoos
*ClickY*
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# No way! That's photoshopped. I can tell!
yay!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
enough for one day, beer then bed, g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# bahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
glorious
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I had a feeling that was coming . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# So did G. W.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oooof . . . I double entendred !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# There ya go . . . the choker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I dasn't ask what's beneath the podium
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# WHERES BARNEY?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Is it tiem yet?


I maded a rainbow man.

EDIT - I suddenly see an unhappy face on his tummy.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# holy moses!!!
thats gay


edit:
Im watching a program about prison gangs at the moment, and they keep talking about cdc prisoners. its ace
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# no shit sherlock
mission accomplished.

let the gay shift commence!

*edit*

What does that mean exactly? is this like tilt shift, coz that's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Tilt?

Drawings by Cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# woo pea thread
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I liked this the first time around
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Thank you
I like it too.

It's ok to like your own work, so i've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# When did it switch back from
being super happy fun tiem back to the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Erm.
I saw last night that it was called 'gayshift'.

Have I done wrong?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Dude, dude, dude,
It is only Gayshift on odd-dated Mondays during even-dated months!
Sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# What about
full moons?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# There's a history
As I understand it it used to be Gay Shift at midnight, then Rob got upset at it turning into just gay jokes and it became Super Happy Fun Time for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Gayshift/SHFT - 12:00-3:00am
Private Pants Party Time - 3:00-6:00am

Shit board - all other times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Oh I see.
I didn't mean to make gay jokes.
I just like using my crafty image of Rick in new ways.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# wot aboot private pants party tiem?

edit: b3ta.com/board/9030399 wow, that was answered before I asked
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Until the irony of the name being rather camp was spotted
and it all went back to normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I was away then
Also, I just relaised I've listened to Power of Love about three times in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# It wasn't, I'm just being glib

Which version?
I'm hoping Huey Lewis & the News.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Frankie Goes to Hollywood
It's one of the few Christmas songs I actually like. I didn't notice it looping as I was trying to beat a laptop into submission.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# YOU DON'T NEED A CREDIT CARD TO RIDE A TRAIN
JUST PAY THE CONDUCTOR WITH SOME LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Gay JOKES?
I thought it was called that because of all the gay Aussies and 'Merkins who logged on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# OH NO YOU JUST DI-INT!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Pffft
bait taken
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# NAH-UHN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Dog says NO!
Most certainly NOT yet tiem
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Your dog
Makes my eyes go all googly.

:D
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Reign Bo . . . has got the moves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Squee!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Is there any normal /boarders online?
Or have they all fucked off?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Depends if you classify me as 'normal'
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I'm still here!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# happy gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well . . . he sure looks happy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# he's so happy
he's gay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# PIRUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS TIME.
 
I think he is saying "can I have me clothes back now, mister?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# today i was wondering what guns space nazis would use...


odd sort of day...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# That . . . would be packin' some heat . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Fucking zapp!
.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That burnz !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# full auto baby.
full auto.............
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Fried . . . died . . . and layed to the side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Cool!
I want!
Unless I have to become a Space Nazi first, in which case, naa.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I'm not sure . . .
but it does look like a compound complex !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# red army fraction of your money back if your lucky
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mash mike smash


www.b3ta.com/board/9029557

www.b3ta.com/board/9029138

Right that's it for today. Peeled, boiled and mashed.

And that's about right.

Goodnight, peace out.

#{o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Best one yet . . . imo . . . that is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# thank you very much.
click?
perchance to dream?

#:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Your darn tootin' I did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# again
i thank you.

aww it can be nice here sometimes can't it?

*ducks flame hammers*

*continues to listen to colin murrays black hole (last of - boo)*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Last of boo . . . would that be seeds and stems ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# nearly mate
xmas re-stock not far away
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Good old stocking stuffers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you are not wrong.
i'm hoping santas going to fill mine. or mrs Santa, or mrs theidiot or some other situation which could be interpreted as saucy or salicious, in some way. Not that i was trying to be be...

*stops as partridge is overcoming me*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hey Valin--
What are those two-legged mechanical walking creatures on Star Wars? (Probably in Empire Strikes, yadda)
I'd like to get a good pic of one for messing with.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Google
two-legged mechanical walking creatures on Star Wars Probably in Empire Strikes, yadda
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# What an odd set of results.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Like this ?
www.theforce.net/SWTC/Pix/cards/galaxy/swg2walk1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# C3-PO,
although I think it was really a bloke in a tin suit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# these bad boys
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# woah!
nicely. where can i get one?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# argos
£19.95 sale on now
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Woo!
i might hang on a week for the closing down sale. cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Thats got some exceptional radar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# yea, the leg part is what im looking for
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Mash? Smash?
Wheel this one out from b3ta in the 70s yet again?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
eyes eats spudz tooz. them ist lubbly.

where's my metal forks.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Next to the plastic sporks ---E
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# sporking nora
(it's just us here isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# And it makes me wonder . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# oooooo and it makes me wonder
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Strictly mad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# .
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# He ain't the Night Tripper . . . but he even gots teef bling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He's Behind You!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Arf!
*wants Big Mac*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# HONKER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Please deal with this
First animation. Lousy optimisation yarrr!


(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# im having trouble with optimization
I need to get it down from 2mb, any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
I hope you're not sarcastically mocking my file size



*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# no i'm not
fireworks is really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I find it handy.
However:
minimise movement between frames (make sure frames are lined up)
Lower the colours used
Reduce the physical size of the image and then embiggen it later using magic codez (width="originalsize" height="originalsize" inside the img tag
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# reduce your colour palette
make it a little bit lossy
fuck 'dithering' right off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Reduce the lossy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I use Gimp cos I'm cheap and there's a couple of tricks I've learned...
You should reduce the pallete (image menu - mode - indexed)

You can get the gimp to optomise (for gif) but the results aren't always good.

The last measure is to put alternate horizontal black lines (every other pixel) on each frame - the gif algorithm seems to benefit greatly from this.

Hope this helps
:¬D

Edit:
Thus:
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# LIke this?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# indeed
saw this last night - very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I went and used individual frames . . . I'm more . . . jerky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Is there a B3tan who hasn't mocked this?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I grabbed the video from YouTube (using keepvid)
converted the flv to avi using total video convertor and cropped to the frames I wanted using VirtualDub. Loaded the avi into corel photopaint and used that to edit the last frame to remove W and clone in the background. Saved out as a new avi to keep the quality and they optimized using Ulead GIF animator adding the scan lines by creating a custom fill in Photoshop and adding to the final animation.

Simple really. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I know.
There's probably a far easier way than this but I like it because it keeps the quality throughout as much as possible.

I also forgot to mention I had to remove every other frame to bring the filesize down. The original gif was nearly 2 meg and board nazis would have spanked me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# This is a useful site:
video2gif.leechvideo.com/

Not great quality but very quick and painless
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I've tried those types of site before
and like you say the quality isn't that great. I like to keep the quality as good as possible up until it's optimized, makes the final version look better, imo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# True enough
I've got great results by putting KeepVid's flv files into VLC Media Player (are you getting the "free" theme of my software collection) then whilst playing in slow motion repeatedly getting snapshots.
I don't know which method is more of a pain - yours or mine.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Honestly the part that took the longest
was cutting gorgeous George out and cloning in the background. All the converting was done in less that 10 minutes and the optimizing in about the same.

Plus, all the software I mentioned is free, if you know where to look. ;)

Although Media Player Classic lets you save a video as a single image of thumbnails if you felt like cropping each one and pasting individually into a single animated gif. But that is really tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# not a bad first go!
If I weren't so lazy, I'd like to take this vid and alter so that the shoe takes out the Iraqui leader... with Bush laughing, "Yer in deep shit now, bub"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Or saying . . . "Kiss that dog !"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
Why thank you. My mind set was 1) Bush shoe incident 2) Add silly face 3) Hilarity and fame ensues.....

I too use gimp, and tried that optimise for gif which took the file down to 500k. Still much too large so I went and cropped the image to as small as I could get away with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# In that case . . . BRAVO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Nice facial !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# or Cheney can hit a target without even aiming--so
watts yer problem, raghead?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Right . . . no multi-million dollar contract with the Yankees for you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# huh?


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# put them in a dry cell!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# done! kachink
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Their offences are accumulating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# But it wasn't their volt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# That's a quick charge, but my condiments for your quick thinking
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# They're clearly Li-ion!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Anode but the law isn't always fair.
Guilty under the current legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# The charge against the battery is solid--
but the salt is a little shaky
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# lock em up Faraday or two
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Watt the hell are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ohm my God!
These are getting worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yeh, they're getting pretty shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Don't be so negative
It's not terminal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# They'll lose the capacity.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# It clearly lead it on.
Giving it acid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You can pepper the case any way you like,
they are still guilty as charged!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Sentence will likely be terminal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Nah, they'll be discharged.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Possesion of extraterrestrial sulfuric acid and sodium chloride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# They should have stuck with domestic eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Justice maybe blind . . . but it makes it's own rules . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Watts th matter with that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Nothing that a few joules couldn't help . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# This has been an electrifying thread, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Full of sparking wit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# All I get is static . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Nice animation
although it's not my plaice to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# On a feeeeesh . . . nonetheless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Ooh, the milkmen now aren't like they were in my day.
They just used to leave inanimate, non-violent milk.
Which was fine by me.
It's all 'choice, choice, choice' nowadays.
Oi, Dairy Crest! I don't want violent condiments delivered to my door, got it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Idea for a windup.


Probably bindun to death I know.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# If it weren't for gaming
I'd take the Linux
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# So would I
On principle.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# That has a kernel of truth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# It would be nuts to shell out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# That's old gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# GNOME-or puns, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# They can't suze you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You geeks all just compiling in here to make the bad puns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Beats DoSsing around.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# They can CentOS a cheque...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Error pop-ups need more 'LOL' like this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Nosey
Short animation I made a few years back.
(Idiot Corporation : We Are Idiots!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i don't think
your webhost likes hotlinking or something.

use b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Redex Productions Proudly Presents.....
.... something ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

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