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# I know... do you?

I know its seamhorse times, but I don't have seam horses. I have these, I found them in my sketch book today, I don't know why
people drew horses in my sketch book on Christmas day but they did.
The twats.
I was going to tell you who was involved and let you guess which horse was thiers, but you know I reckon you'll be funnier than
the truth, which frankly is not funny.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# D horse is winna
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I quite like B aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# well....
I can't tell you the age difference between the two people who drew those two is 30 years, so one is obviously a child, and one a bit of a mnnggmmgg!!! when it comes to drawing.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# B is child
D is nnnngggnngggnnggg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Exactly
...wrong
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Balls
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'm guessin' . . . D . . . was done by a lil' jockey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# F is evil
Threadjack:
I'm gonna buy a drawing tablet...anyone got any advice. What should I buy? What shouldn't I buy?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Wacom
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# wacom ftw
. wierd to get used to though
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Indeed they are
but I have been using them for years now.. my mouse is lonely and dusty tucked behind my monitor I never use it.

Awwwwwwww.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# awwwww!
poor mousey!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Always WACOM..
A4 in size the A5's are too small.. have a look on ebay you can pic up some older USB WACOMs for good money.

Any of the intuos ranges are good, the newer the better it terms of accuracy and pressure levels. Also gettiing spares for older ones (nibs) can be a bit of a pain.

If money is not an issue WACOM graphire.

EDIT: Ignore the Graphire comment intuos 3 is what you want A4 new you'll be paying about £350 squids...

Although from experience I have discovered a serious flaw with the Intuos 3 it is NOT coffee proof, spill something on it and you may well break it, the Intuos 1 and 2 are pretty much water proof, a design tool that is not Coffee proof, thats crazy



(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I got an A5 one
Bamboo - but as all I do is shit doodles its fine for that
But for a proper one this^

Like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Couldn't resist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# haha he looks well angry :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# He hasn't eaten the carrot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# little shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ^this, but a5 is generally fine for sketching for b3ta worthy pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I find the larger size one enable
you to make more acurate shapes, especially curves as you can use traditional sketching techniques to get the curves, which I why I got an A3, but then I am a twunt.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I can certainly see advantages to the larger ones, i suppose it's
limited by budget, but also the general size the images you're used to drawing (on paper).

I just happened to obtain an Intuos3 A5 for free and I'm used to drawing small pics on A4 paper...suits me nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Yeah
I use a Wacom Bamboo. It's very slightly bigger than A5 I think. Or was it very slightly bigger than A6? Fucked if I know. IT'S A THING WHAT I DO THE PEN AT AND THE LINE ON THE SCREEN HAPPENS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Thats what I do
But you seem to do it better
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# F looks like he is about to mug a granny !
that is one bad pony! in fact it reminds me of my pony
www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=6797495387&oid=6623571789
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Your Pony was being a bit of an arse at that party
I hate it when ponies get all drunk and loud, it's shameful.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yeah it's true.
drunk ponies=cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *ok one last bum but your not my all time fave*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ok
A: Lord Nelson
B: Winnie Mandela
C: Ed Tudor Pole
D: Tim Curry
E: Dustin Hoffman
F: Richard Wilson
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# A
Addition of the speech bubble makes it the best in my thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# IT WAS ME. ALL OF THEM WAS ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Your hors is for teh win
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yeah thanks shada!....ruin it for all of us
why don't you?
tact of a bloody sledgehammer!
*mutters.....youth of today no respect*
merry ex chrimblewobllefestivalmas!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Just clicked 'I like this', cos I like it and I'm rat-arsed.
Decent combination, I thought. Promotes fine judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I am not known for saying cunt horse, but I think it's time to start.
Schizophrenic cunt horse!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# this^
with more
www.b3ta.com/board/9051455
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# who drewed this horse?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# You did!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# WINNAR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# hmmmmm?........
These horses are missing one great detail....... crudely drawn cocks.
(shokoi The power of the internet, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# get on with it then!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# CUNTHORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Billy Hill loves me
Think I backed D at Kempton on Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] rimbo compo
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# stop look
listem... three little words
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Does it smell like feeesh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it
will in the mornin sweetie
*buns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllo . . . ladies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I got told offf
by a french man! today about mwaa'ing and now i sleep nn b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ZZzznnnnnnnzzZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Is it "I want to break free?"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *quick bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# haha
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Later, he'd expect a lift all the way to Mos Eisley


'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
ahh but the price is high
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Quick . . . wrap it around your wrist before you drop it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# The deal is simple. Drive me around and watch me drink, or don't fucking bother in the first place.
*finds himself in an extraordinarily narrow social circle these days*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Kinda like a head to tail conga line . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ...but with more Scrumpy Jack and less meaningful social contact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Riding Rudy The Seamdear
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# woooo!
rudy ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Well . . . it was kind of a request by the Sushiman . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Can you do a tiger then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# argh mental eye!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Cute . . . huh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# shit on a cockaloop I woot your flute
bing a ling a fuckin dingdong happy christmas!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# You right cracked me up with that . . . you did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i just hope that rudy doesn't bump into my cat!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# That would make quite a bump in the night !
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
NEEDS TO BE LESS SEAMLESS! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I am so glad you enjoyed that . . . I'm arfing pretty good myself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Isn't it lovely when you piss yourself
laughing while you are making a pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Very much indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Harold Pinter won't die so easily. Fierce, fierce, fierce bastard. Not allowed to die.
Half-arsed pic, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YAY!!!!
let the shi... commence!!!!

edit : *bums self with gay cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# errrm!
nice drink was it?
r.i.p. pinter to the mtf max tho'!
merry wobblingfest ocean vagrant!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# damn it missed by one minute.
i'm such a gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Thank you. Your courtesy is very welome here on the cretin shift, where it's scarce.
It was indeed a pleasant drink, somewhat spoiled afterwards by finding out HP died - more work trying to kick it over for the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Needs more speechless !
mklfpzjytnlkzfdngbhjodsfdojfdpoihiphiuhg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Evil bastards!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# That's some pretty heavy storming right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Where is your seamhorse dickwad?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Coming right up . . . Prince Charming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you were taking photos at my football match??!!??
perv!
happy merry noggins for the net 2 mins btw!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Scribbling


Quite detailed really

Click for bigger (180KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That's quite nice.
I think it works on seven levels.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I counted 9.
But I am numerically dusboxis!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Map of somewhere? :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# looks a bit like a quarter of pontypridd
edit : i have hidden my love for you under a bush *pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# you what now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *bums*
is it gay shift yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# probably its christmas day
thats basically a big gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# oh :/
actually i possibly havent done much b3ta christmas things... im not great with memboring.



but yeah baby i loves da woofta shift cause its super lully and eywon can woooot in yay *overbumbabumloops*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I dont know
GAYSHIFT FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *melts!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# oooh purdy!
looks like a tourist map of london, but better!
woo!
Edit: don't know why but it reminds me of my first ever b3ta post.


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# knows
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# why.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# The view . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i would show you my first ever b3ta post but its as shit
as every other post and I am still being sued by that nature photo guyL: bum del fuckio
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me!
show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me! show me!

i wanna see! i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I can almost see my house fromm here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Nicely!
I see a palm tree next to a wave! Do I win anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Take the palm tree . . . the waves is too difficult to stow away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Yes... yes you do
..because this whole thing started off as a palm tree that went wrong.

Have more turkey as a prize.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Ooh, good idea.
I've not yet eaten enough today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# The universe is my oyster . . .
SNACK TIME . . . sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# nom nom nom
a charm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# he wuz hopin'for cream on it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# This isn't the dessert he's looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Nicely done!
Merry Christmas M3!

Hope it hasn't got too cold for you today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# rained all day
butthat's alright
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Doubled up for the holiday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# oh yes,
so would!!!!! even with gay robots watching!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# She would like that too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# thats my kind
of girl!
does she spit or swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# She takes orders . . . and delivers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *jots down address*
*hands to valin*
now send her here!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Listen for the sound of a sleigh on your roof . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# salutes!
will do!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I like her little tush wiggle
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Nothing quite like a little . . . cotton tail . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# This^
the slut
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Yeah . . . the un-civil servant . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# oh yes----*plays sexy music on clarinet*
*goes to bathroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Listening for the crescendo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I KNOW HER
and very woo sir
*just cried at a reinactments of blackader over the top thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Ooh . . . was she under the mistletoe last night ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# nope
but I did get a kiss off a woman!
which is unusual!
for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Lip service is nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# bindunbindunbindunbindun
but still i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Those little elvises look so happy . . .
Santa must be a BIG tipper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Pfffft but it is a classic
Merry Christmas b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# in other news
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=39435245806
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# haha
In a famous fight between a vole and brian blessed the vole actually lost.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ^true
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# some voles are bigger (and smaller) than other voles but all voles are smaller than moles
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I think Morrissey sang a tune about that.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# hahahahA oh dear!
what song?
was it?
www.b3ta.com/links/Quite_possibly_the_single_most_mindfucking_piece_of_childrens_programming_ever_created
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# and apparently....
There has been some success in Dutch rehabilitation clinics with the use of small quantities of voles as an alternative to methadone.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Oh shit!
Also did anyone see screenwipe last night?
The bush shoe thing was brillaint
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# it hooks ya tho'
and no sorry didn't see screen wipe
merry wonkmas!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxaBnh-pKi0


And in other news, I have just taken some huge swigs of Worcestershire sauce. MMMmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# good shout!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Ooh, I've managed to steal some internets
to say Merry Christmas B3ta, one and all!

uhhthangyouverymuch

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm so glad that you have unwrapped the internets !
Warp On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Uh ha holy night.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_xSbiGWzuQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Faxless payday loans
God edit: I had no idea spammers worked on CHRISTMAS FRICKIN' DAY.
(peiduyluans, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# May I be the first to say
I'm not going to read this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You should
It's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
Getting a bing in a checking model
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *action replay*
edit : i htink im great right now but i have spent 16 hours solid quaffing so im probably the most anoying twat on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Spam-disapproving demon disapproves of spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yay thanks for more useless rubbish internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ummm yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Are you writing in Engrish
?
(Markku *sneezes*, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# may I add my name
to the people who have not/will not read that
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Fack orf


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# And again...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I want to cuddle that lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# He is a big old snugglepuss,
isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I had a dream the other night that there was a lion living in my town.
It was great because it scared away all the chavs and tourists but the locals knew it was a nice lion really, and carried on their business as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# set up title for rabbit proper distressing in a hurry?
hahahahaha! this is actually genius!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I will be getting a bing in a checking model
after I sign up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# you lucky thing!
where do you sign????
*give me that pen!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# :( Needs more mass murderer
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha class!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Feck me that's awesome!
And so very very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# This never gets tiring.
On a side note, I would like to meet the sax girl. But I would bet she's not alive.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, I think he still is...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
a master-of mass murderer merriment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Murderer Band!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ooh
I would like more move forwardation up payday helpings.
Please propritor my necessaryliness with skilful hands to yield to castigate my account as I have wonderfulst requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# You talk funny.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Chipy says no.
Edit- now with added blur.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# before you go
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Scary :(
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Xmas
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Woo
How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Full of food, fun, family
and the finer things in life.

How was it for you?

*Lights up*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Work
No family to cook for:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Happy XXXmas to you . . .
The stars come out at night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hehe
I trust you day was filled with merriment and laughter.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . I'm still kickin' it !
*exhales*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hurrah
The world is a good place to be!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Happy day!
Carrie fisher - would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Yes! Happy day
Unless you're Pinter or Eartha Kitt.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I am neither
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Well
it ain't over yet then.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Man I'm slow . . . that took me . . . like . . . four . . . evaaaaaaar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# cor..
get with the program v, althoug it's probably not worth it!
merry tidings!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Cheep cheep
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Turkey revenge!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# If that thing bites me . . . I want a double shot !
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Holy Shuddering Fudge!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# is that dennis the menace's pet zoid, gnapterix?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# It was meant to be an owl
but it didn't want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# AN OWL AT CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Are you mad???????
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# But it's a Russian owl.
They don't celebrate Christmas until January in Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
Christmas celebrates you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# haha`
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# haha what a shit!
Bastard bird
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ooooh
nice shiny effect there, Toddles :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oo, how kind.
I thought it was quite pance myself. I almost prefer just the uncoloured lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Nah, it's good
mind you, I do really like orange and grey.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yay Mictoboy
Merry Xmas to you too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Did you see Blessed on HAve I Got News For You last night?
Additionally merry Chrimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Was that a repeat?
I saw the full version of the last time he hosted it and it was hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# nah
he was only in it a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# No he had a bit part.
Noddy Holder was on it and he turns up and goes, 'Oi! HOLDER! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS!!!! That's how it should be done':D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I know it's a bit morbid
but I think the board will be in very deep mourning should anything happen to Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oh yes
i was very glum when beadle passed
although i'm not as fond of brian, he is a b3ta institution
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Not a Beadle fan
But there'll be a big bellowing hole in the world when Blessed passes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# But Blessed is a shouty mentalist
How on earth could Beadle compete with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Not from the top of Everest obviously:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# meh
opinions and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah and Patrick Moore!
I think they've both been interviewed by rob for the site so they must know how valued they are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# patrick moore is a racist old cock though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I've never seen that
I won't disbelieve it but I do love him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ta
i did
his teeth are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# His mouth was open very very wide though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this :D

Merry Christmas Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
B I G G E R !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# sorry
i am rather spoilt with this massive monitor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I wasn't complaining
I liked it lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Happy day person!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# whoa! thats a bit fucked up!
I thought my monitor was a mirror for a second there!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Pour that mug down in that happy mug !
Same to you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Merrily Chrimassy



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Happy Hanukkah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Is your little boy home yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yeah, he cvame home the very next day actually due to no drugs in his system
:)

mum and him are taking a nap right now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# it's all good!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ha!
The Shock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# It wasn't a suprise really...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# So he didn't feel his presents?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Just what he always wanted !
Warp wrapped to boot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Sorry to Valin, but I found out it was Pots birthday and she hasn't had the best of days!


So I wanted to make her a rubbish pic that may cheer her up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# \0/
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah we all love you, you're one of us.
We don't like you being sad!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Well I hope it went a little way to cheering you up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Don't be sad
we give you unconditional love and hugs - watch out for the boys though (read: Riverghost) they might be giving conditional hugs and love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Really, I am not sad
but thanks all for your kind words.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I give the purvayer of jaffa cakes unconditional hugs anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Happiness makes happiness go round . . .
Happy Sweetness To Flowerpot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# This hard^^^^^
She is the loveliest lady on b3ta :D

I declare her B3ta Queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Panderer
But it is kinda justified
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I think tomorrow should be b3ta flowerpot day:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Yay!
yay
and thrice yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] That was tough sledding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yay for Rudolph!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Rudy pulled a real corker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Why do I head them Beavis and Butthead laughing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# You know your sound/laugh tracks well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Studied them in Tibet for 40 years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaahhaahah
Can you imagine being in that room; seven pissed fucking wookies growling and howling their hearty seven foot frames off?

*Hides under sleigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# And their scent . . . after that long haul . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hope the concised explanation of animating in CS3 made sense to you
it's fairly straight forward once you overcome the initial shock of not exporting to ImageReady.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I'll give it a go when i'm sober
I do appreciate your advice; it's like i've been paralyzed for yonks now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Mush Mush Wookies
damn lazy lot with their antlers and champagne - woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Can you imagine . . . they want their own union next year . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah Champagne Socialists!!
Bleedin lazy hairy Bolshie slobs is what I say ;)

/some text content was edited by The Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Arf!
Ace! Needs more seams ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You got me started . . . I'm working on one !
Merry Seamas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yay :D
As you have the talents, I expect an animated one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It/you move me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# all that wine!!
they're gonna get SLEIGHED for sure:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Tiny bubbles o 0 O o 0 o O o . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Me and christmas seamhorse wish you a merry christmas!


How have all your christmas's been so far? Mine has been awesome! Nasty Nick is back!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Top seamhorse
My day was completely shite but never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Oh noes :(
That makes me miserable :(

*sends massive kiss electonically to South Africa*

Fancy a snuggle too? I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I shall go to bed very soon
I have the book "bad science" and am keen to start reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Awesome!
My bro bought me a book for christmas.

I would have punched him in the face if he hadn't have been lucky enough to be in Northampton!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# But Winnie The Pooh is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I wish it had've been Winie the Pooh!
I love the old Milne books!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I know
:(

You weren't far from my thoughts. I was however sending you mental happy bunnies!

*hugs a tree*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Spending Christmas and my birthday alone was shite
but feck, I have nothing to complain about.
Thanks though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You were never alone!
B3ta was here! Were at least as sad as you are:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Don't make uncle Craig
sad with such talk. I may think christmas is bollocks but I'd still prefer for people such as yourself to have a marvellous time.

Enjoy your book and have a little giggle knowing that I thought of you, and not necessarily in a proper way! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I hope the day you stop thinking of me in a non-proper way
will never arrive, you handsome brute you.

Please don't be sad. I had a great night last night to compensate!
Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Have one last zebra of the day!!!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yay for stripy horses
with green hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# oooOOOooo you strumpet!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pretty good as far a christmasses go
why so awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Because Nasty Nick is back :D
And also because my new tele is win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# congratz on your new telly.
commiserations on having to watch the same old shite on it
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Merry Christmas Pasa!

I hope you and yours have had a nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Blimey
Now Earth Kitt has died.
So many deaths today. My day was cancelled due to the death of my mate's brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# shitfuck
sorry to hear about that :'( (both bits of news i guess, but specifically mate's brother)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Oh no. She was precious.
I loved her. Waaahhh.

:( That's life.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Eartha Kitt too?
Fucking hell!

*is miserable*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# She shall be missed
so long love :(

Edit: and *hugs* for your friend Flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# sincerest condolences 'pot :(
hope you and everyone in your world is holding up ok.

you'll just have to have a special day anon. Pick a day, wang it in the calendar, and we'll all look after you on the board. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you ginger shitbag!
( that's probably the nicest of my season's greetings)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Thanks
I shall have another birthday. It shall coincide with my 6th B3taday on my other nick.

Seriously, don't feel sorry for me. My poor mate and his family need the sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# We at b3ta hope your next birthday is better than stickle bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# gah!
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yay!
I just got back from being in the forest. And then discovered that one of my favorite radio shows is about to come on.

Part time punks

www.kxlu.com/

So now I'm all happy. Happier than seamhorse.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yay!
Why were you in the forest? Christmas Paedoing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Sort of a long story.
I was on a bike ride a few months ago when I came upon a shovel. Right there by the side of the trail. It's far from anything. A week later I rode by it again. Then a week later I picked it up and rode to the nearest road with it and tossed it in the bushes. Today I went out in my monster four wheel drive and retrieved it. And it was snowing up there. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Had a lovely day
though the body count seems to be stacking up Harold Pinter and now Eartha Kitt :(

Might have to cheer my self buying a new EF lens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Aye,
shitty news on Pinter particularly for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# nice wooseamhorsey!
xmas fantastical! thanks, oh and have this
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# NEEDS MORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# check:
horse/seams/christmus/wtf elements
conclusion:lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Merry Christmas Mel in Bolton!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Wild Merry Seam Santa Crazy Legged Horse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# LOLrus and Marty
How do you like it?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# that's right stouffer, you help me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# lol,
awesome, why is my keyboard about to fall on your walrus?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# because your keyboard
IS A MADE OF FAIL
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# well it's true!!!
mac keyboards are amazing until broken, then your bank account is made of fail.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# should i put
Text on a Painting?
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ^yes this
but keep it in this thread! or board nazis will bum you!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# amazing what you can do with photoshop and a mid-range pc these days
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# captioned
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# toap but good work noob!
*ruffles hair*
good chrimbo???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hey cheers
my christmas day has been spent mainly tending to the curiously necrotic flesh around the wart to which i recently applied silver nitrate

it's been like a sort of mild version of staring death in the face, holding your hand up to your face and seeing dead flesh

kind of like the start of a christmas zombie flick

thanks for asking
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# lol, well it's all downhill from here,
hope your wartflesh gets better! i have had similar, stupidly cut the flesh off my middle finger right down to the bone with the frshly sharpened carving knife. I had to coat my finger in superglue to stop the bleeding, owwy!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Any suggestions?
I'm painting this for my parents, it is 24"x36"

Any suggestions? I was thinking a bridge, helicopter and shark...

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Dogs!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# there is a frog there too
FROGS
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# TREES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# And extremely large cowpats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I prefer DOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I love horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# My mother owns a horse now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I own a horse and its a cunt
truly
www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=6797495387&oid=6623571789


cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# haha what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# see what i mean!
nothing is sacred, not even beer and cake!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ^agreed!
That guy is booted from my party
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# a space ship voering above the volcano
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# jamie oliver
stirring the lake, and maybe adding onions
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Loch ness monster
oh and needs more mcdonaldses, ncp's and a starbucks!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Giant floating pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Emm
this contains some earthy grit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# FUCKING NASTY NICK IS BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# A huge jelly fish floating above the lake
armed with a gatling gun slaughtering the evil squirrel hoards who have developed sinister jet pack technology and were raiding an innocent school of tuna off on a picnic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# thats amazing
I was almost going to paint that!
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I sensed you were on the verge of it
so jumped in to ruin it for you, for I am a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# jesus walkin'on water
then turnin'it into wine:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# start again and make a good one
it is for your parents after all
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Needs more shark! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# LENS FLARE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# needs more zoidberg ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# FTW
ftw FTW ftw
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# yay... a loch with a slope... ideal for water skiing
How about you add a Kirsty McColl
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

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