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Payback's a bitch

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)

May as well pea this (for the tenth time)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)

seen for first time

and woo!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

"... like a pearoast, viewed for the very first time! Like a peeeearoast, put your jpg, next to mine..."

/Madonna

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)

haha

clever!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

One for the road

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

i'm the panda startler

twisted panda startler

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

*snicker*

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Ratsta, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)

....

ha luvs thissss!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)

HAHAHA

I hadn't seen it before. Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

i have never seen this.

it is very good.

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

I haven't seen this before

And I still haven't. I don't have the faintest idea what's supposed to be happening in your tiny tiny picture.

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

This should happen more often

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

5 series?

well deserved hogsquash.
nicely done

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

Yoiks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)

needs more...

edit: just realised something;
the hedgehog is called spiny norman
and doug and dinsdale are in the beemer.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

DiCaprio is watching

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

this needs not a thread of its own but may rather share the wonderous thread thou hast started here(ith).

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

hahaha wut?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)

:D Pissing on yourself

The forefront of evolution

/offtowork

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

STANDING IN THE SHOWER, THINKING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA

This couldn't be further from the truth.

(This deserves its own thread) Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

jesusufferinfuck

what? what? what? ... what?
eye patch - nice touch

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

IT IS ALL ABOUT THE PISS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)

Seams ok!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

This is good

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)

this is so great.

goats do this in real life.

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)

GOOD PICUTER.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:27, archived)

# 1: Be like your ancestors or be different, it doesn't matter.

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)

hahah

yes!!!!!!!!

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)

In a million years time our piss will do loop-de-loops around our body

Our piss will fly like electrons

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)

hedgehog just squashed jade goody

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)

This caused great offence to my mum and she only saw a little bit of it

Click for bigger (127 kb)
edit: ratios approximately correct at 1200 AESDT 2009-02-26.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

*opens window*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

*jumps*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

THERE IS NO SUPERGIRL WITH NICE TITS COMING FOR YOU

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)

But there is a squirel with tits out there waiting

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

bugger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

We're so not talking anymore.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

any reason for that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

You've offended me greatly.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)

oh noes. It was the stars and stripes pubic hair on hillary wasn't it?

I thought that was going too far

I'm sorry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)

i am greatly grateful for this.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)

Great

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)

Looks to be about the right ratios.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

The nob areas (exluding balls) represent the size of usd value of each package

normalised by rudd's package...

edit: I can't believe i actually spend a minute working out the sizes...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)

You must have worked this out on the universal currency exchange website to get the exact ratios

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

I used this one:

www.x-rates.com/calculator.html

Then thought about the best way to scale, either have lengths representing size (then, on a linear scale, obama's wouldn't fit, even if rudd's was microscopic), a log scale made obama's too small so i settled on area and a linear scale.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

But what if there was a late surge in the Australian dollar? You'd have to draw a new pic for the rise in value

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)

oh that's a point

edit: clarified in original post

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)

Ok. So I expect another drawing this time tomorrow.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

*floats rudds nob as a layer*

*scales appropriately*

too easy.

actually, writing a java applet that does that might be kinda funny. Pity I don't know a lot of java.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)

Yes I was thinking of the scaling within the layers.

Very good sir.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)

shit.

you probably spent more time working out relative cock size than you did actually drawing it...

it wouldn't have been any less woo if you had just guessed it...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)

my intial sketch over endowd obama a bit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

is it 'cos 'e is black?

/ali g

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)

once you go black you'll never go back

and i prefer borat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)

HA! ...iz niiiiice!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

A woman writing a book?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

bitch

you made me choke on my roll-up
(woo!)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)

ooooooooownd!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

Great cross hatching work!!!!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)

woo-d!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)

HA!

yes just an excuse to post her! :P

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

I'd post her. and i would expect this expression about 2 minutes before i did...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)

HAHAHAHA - My schwartz is bigger than yours Ruddy!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

damn right, about thirty times bigger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

OMFG!

I just realised that the
woman in the middle resembles Connan O'brian!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)

HAHAHA

I think you're onto something there. There is indeed a resemblance

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)

it's supposed to resemble hillary clinton :(

Although I should have spent more than two minutes on her ugly mug.

god conan obrian is fugly git...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)

Hilary Clinton is just a front for Monica Lewinsky

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

hahahahahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

like a mo'fucka.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)

first glance =

Conan O'Barbarian

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

HA!

..for sure!

Hillary Connan O'Brian!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)

here is conan o'barbarian

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

It's Conan the Librarian!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

pause it at 0:35

that dummy is laughable

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)

nice political joke!

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

POLITICOLOLOLOLOL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)

politicock

my economic stimulus is bigger than yours. fnarr

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)

politics is rationality's suicide

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d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)

and suicide is hazardous to your health

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)

Assisted suicide.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)

Something i made for Kelli Baker!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

suddenly this makes me want to throw myself off a tall building.

HALP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

yeah but not even superheros care about auckland.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)

true

made this some years ago

but I can now use it again since the SAME FUCKING CUNT managed to get re-elected as mayor even after two other people have held that office
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE, YOU SHIT-EATING MONEY-GRUBBING APATHETIC CUNTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

I take it you don't like this chap.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

he does look like a cunt.

he seems to be a croissant short of a something-or-other

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)

I can link this if it bothers anybody

(another old one from his last term in office)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

this can also be linked:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

Clover Moore would be impressed. Wait a minute

I just realised, she's a closest Leso... maybe not then

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

I don't have a personal beef with him

but he's been a well known dick-about-town for many, many years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Banks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)

yeah but seriously it happened in new zealand...do you know how much of dearth of news in sydney

it takes before new zealand gets a mention?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)

fuck man, I wouldn't expect anybody to care.

the rest of the country doesn't give a fuck about Auckland, we're universally despised.

True, he has chilled out quite a bit. To really appreciate what an arsemunch this guy is you need to see him on camera.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_zR013lG0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)

being a mayor is difficult.

and more difficult the second time around. OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING THE FIRST TIME...

yup he's a twatburger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

my hate is mainly from his time in Whangarei.

or has he used to call it, Wong Guh Ray.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)

This sounds also like Canberra

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)

I COPPED A BOLLOCKING FROM MY MUM BECAUSE OF YOU!!

www.b3ta.com/board/9218858

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: She probably said about you "Ah - He's just a naughty boy!"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)

She said "Did you just draw that? OMG THAT'S SICK"

"WHY?? NO!! DON'T DO THAT!!"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)

"you're just a naughty boy!"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

what a fortunate surname he has...

is it rhyming slang?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)

heh

dick hubbard

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

you can put it in his cupboard.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)

whats going on

also. marmite on toast time. i suggest everyone do the same.

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)

yes

but not marmite. i'd rather eat a tea bag

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

SO YOU'RE A VEGEMITE MAN THEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)

How about Bonox?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

vegemite? bonox?

sounds like stuff at the back of an alchemist's cupboard.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

actually I've probably never tasted the Brit stuff.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite#New_Zealand_Marmite

so it may, in fact, not be to my taste at all

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

I like vegemite, but I have no idea who came up with the Bonox idea. It's just wrong.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

SHOW US YOUR TITS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)

I can't say for certain, but I do believe she already is.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

bugger that, i want the full bazookas.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

ah well I'm sure google can supply you with a myriad of dirty photoshops.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)

or indeed, as it happens, perhaps if you ask Fly very, very nicely..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

LENSFLARE HANDS

worst superhero ever

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)

^this

Also
welding googles

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

And her sidekick, Filterboy!

Together, they will change the world. And write about it in Comic Sans.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

Here it is without cheep effect it just seemed bored!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

I see you found her Kriptonite! :P

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

METHANE POWER!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

that's rather woosome

wins, lensflare hands down...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

I LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF THE GIRL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

I LOOKED IT UP ON THE GOOGLE APPARENTLY SHE IS A DANCER OF SOME KIND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)

...

She is a good friend and a model
She is the page 4 girl in The Toronto Sun
not sure if she ever danced new to me!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)

ahhhhhh right.

google images shows the Canadian Kelli Baker (seen here modelling for the Leafs)
www.leafspace.com/profiles/I-BE-LEAF/profile_photos.asp?PHOTO_ID=999

straight google results have an American dancer ranking higher, presumably because of a certain shitty disney movie that is rather popular with the kids.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelli_Baker

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

The second one is a different Kelli!

...

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)

yeah that's exactly what I'm saying.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

INTERNET DETECTIVE, RAPUNITTINUI.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

DO YOU WANT THE NEGATIVES, TSTATTSTR?

AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT THEM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

REAL BAD, RAPPIN', REAL BAD.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)

Same as Ttssattsr: "I LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF THE GIRL."

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)

...

I don't think this was my best work
i just did it because she hade the
green screen pose done!

and nobody else has!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)

guten nacht

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

Would anyone like to challenge me to a game of CUBOG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

is that a challenge?

sounds like a challenge to me.
CUBOG it is.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)

Are you sure this game wasn't CDogs?

Also that phrase 'Who watches the watchmen?' is just an old latin phrase.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)

IT'S FROM A JUVENAL SATIRE

I DONE READ IT AT UNIVERSITY I DID

YEAH CHECK OUT THE BIG MOTHERFUCKING BRAIN ON RAPITINUI HERE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

cuz I read classics and philosophy and art and gender studies

sporadically, in between drinking piss in the student union and sitting around in the common rooms missing lectures stoned off my fucking gourd.
though that probably constituted the majority of my university experience.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)

how about a game of bog queue?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)

This could be good. But how foes it work?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

i don't know

other than it being a play on words. of sorts.
cubog - bog queue.
it's all gronkpan's fault. somehow.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)

DANCE DANCE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

This makes me very happy!

[get's up and dances]

[edit] oh no wait....
here comes the seeeezuuurreere! :P

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

drop one arm down by your knees, let the other arm reach up to the trees.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

Fucking monkey all hoggin' the machine.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

DONK DONK

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)

FUCKING 'A' MY FRIEND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

????

Demon Bukaki?

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

hehehheh

it's a continuation of this thread:
www.b3ta.com/board/8831216

plus lemur eyes, meat-lover's teeth.. and horns

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

oh yeah

and a dash of this monstrosity

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

15,434 comments!

presumably not including all the deleted ones.
: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

Funtime is fun.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

BEATS WORKING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

that's sick that

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

I had an idea for a picture but my resources are thin.

Imagine:

Microsoft office paperclip - "It appears you are trying to make a sick tune. Would you like to:

- put a donk on it
- put a donk on it
- put a bangin donk on it"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

Not exactly as illustrated.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

I CAN'T SEE THE PICTURES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

Fumetti/jpg

A clipart star holds it's mouth open and thumbs up. A yellow block simulates a ring on the other hand. Captioned in red dotted font face 'DONK!' (watermark of clipart site still visible).

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)

From now on posting descriptions of images is better than posting images.

You're a shark, Tahkcalb. I'm a sheep.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

I am a man with a lovely hat

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)

I wish to know more about hat.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

Selection is everything. And according to surfpunk difficult to find.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

ughhh..

bordeline goaste?

(B3tan_egg and him were buddies.., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

ok now that I read this I'm glad I didn't put the time in

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

AY THAT'S GOOD THAT TONY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

i'm going to a thread where my hard work is appreciated :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)

ahhhahhhahh love it!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FP THIS NOW!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)

ffff

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connor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)

Ah, damn, Connor. Everything you do is great.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

i didn't know they made burkhas for pinheads

that's diversity for you...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)

I'll just tell the nurse that I'll be done for, shall I?

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

How odd.

How rude.

AAA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

Who Watches The Watchdog?

(click for bigger!)

(ceebee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

Let it burn!!!

!!!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)

(title goes here)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

(REPLY GOES HERE)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)

(RIS goes here)

what?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

i have no idea

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)

What brand is a YNOS?

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)

the most important evolution?

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

tea is an acronym

Tasteless Extract of Arse

coffee ftw.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)

hear hear!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

I like your thinking. Black coffee >

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

the only good thing about tea

is the ads:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

TEA 4EVA

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)

tea is better

you don't get tea in chocolates

fucking coffee sweets! *bleagh*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

Why bother evolving?

The stuff you get in bags is tastless tea dust, suitable only for Liverpudlians and the French. Leaves are the way of the true Tea Drinker!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)

Or maybe...

TEAvolution!!! Ho ho ho! *hides*

(WillyNilly SillyBilly, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)

just when you thought it was safe to get OUT of the water

Fucking sharks....bunch of jerks.

(B3tan_egg and him were buddies.., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)

Bastards, they'll be flying helicopters next

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

AHHHAHHHHHAHHHAH

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)

He waits to see what her face is like! :P

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

Underground sharks could be the worst.

At least you can see this one coming.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)

hahahahahaha.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)

Yes!

Peter Benchly's The Creature beat you to it though :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

Seamless!

And blokey on the left seems to be laughing.

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

Imagine the growing pains.

I'll have to love you and leave you with that as it's 2:30 in the cunting morning for fucks sake!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

ouchies...

where's bargearse? I blame him for getting me in trouble with my mum.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

Aahahahahaha.

Aahahahahahaha. HAaahahahaaawhat?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

I while ago I drew this cartoon featuring the australian pm and deputy pm

s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233988660/stimulus.jpg

with regards to the economic stimulus package.

yesterday bargey said something which made me think of a follow up cartoon. Mum saw me drawing it. she took offence and shouted at me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Apologise to mother and hug her.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)

hell no.

that would make her think i was gay.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

I think it's all the gay sex that makes her suspicious

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)

or the lack of straight sex.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)

How useful. I'd keep porn on it.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

i had a weird dream last night

^that was the scene from just beyond the waiting room of the recently undead. and by weird, i don't mean scary, ... just...weird. i actually checked my pulse once i realised i was awake.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

erk!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

holy shit, Albuquerque's ON FUCKING FIRE!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)

hot dog, jumpimg frog

actually, no. it's whitby. not nearly as glamorous

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)

In the future there will be crudely drawn cells

Magnification X1000!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

Penis in cell

Didn't Alexander Fleming already discover this?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

there's no hope

(spiggytopes, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

cockroach

beginagain

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

We will become obsolete!

(mr pinkeye afk, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

they're welcome to it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

I knew that was a camera

hidden in the ceiling of my office

(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

Smell this you homos

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

It looks like a Beano artist but it's not a character I recognise.

Curious...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

Never

read Viz?

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

A few times but not habitually.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Bow-chicka-wow-chicka-ow. ow. OW! Ma hats on fire! Why didnt you tell me? You blind?

Black Frost
The Hitcher

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

MORE!

no, sorry, i meant less.
:D

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

No can do.

THIS IS MASSIVE IMAGE HOUR.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

MONKEY HAETS TOATS

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

o fuk.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

"Hot Wee-Wee Jefferson - The Cystitis Kid"

"When he was playing both pipes was burning."

Also, I am partial to this.
Could we get a drop down menu to replace the "like" in "I like this!"?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

*goatee's*

Also, do Bollo DJing at Fabric.

WE ARE THE LEMON, LISTEN TO MY CRIES

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

NO.

I MUST SLEEP NOW. NO MORE MASSIVE BOOSH PICS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

Upgrade to B3ta 2.0

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

I CAN'T REMEMBER A SONG RELATED TO THIS.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

Just do a trance mix of the soup song.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

OOPH OOPH SOUP A SOUP A TASTY SOUP OOPH OOPH A SPICY CARROT AND CORRIANDER OOPH OOPH OOPH OOPH OOPH OOPH OOPH OOPH

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

CHILLI CHOWDER.

CROÛTON CROÛTON, CRUNCHY FRIENDS IN A LIQUID BROTH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

YEAH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

Ow! My hat's on fire!

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

Dinner money please, foureyes.

(835Rocks, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

haha

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weaver., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)

MORE BOOSH. MORE MASSIVE IMAGE.

Previously: The Hitcher
Next up: The Spirit Of Jazz.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

WHAT A NICE THING TO SEE BEFORE I GO TO BED

ALSO I SEE FACES:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

WAITWAITWAIT

THE SPIRIT OF JAZZ IS NEXT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

FACES!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

I'm gonna crawl inside ya like a waaaarm kitten.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

AINT NO DOOR BACK THERE.

IT IS A TOILET.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

FUCK YEAH

*jigs*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

THEY CALL HIM THE SHREW.

ARMS IN SHORT THEN WITH THE CLAW.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

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