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# less twit and MOAR SCIENCE !


what is it ? the temperature gradient inside my office
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# it's warm...
...and toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
#
superedsupered.org/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# This glorious pic makes me want to re-pose the question nobody could be arsed to answer earlier on.
Having watched the initial mini-series, should I continue with Battlestar Galactica?

Or is it just going to be depressing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Depressing
It was crap enough in the 80's, why the fuck would you want to watch a crap remake of something that was crap in the first place?
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:34, archived)
# I'm told it was a good remake of something that was crap in the first place.
I don't know, though, so I'm asking you doodz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# its the love boat in space
original series had that 70s style at least.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Science is for infidels
loony
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# there are no women in Hell...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:34, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:36, archived)
# stand back...
...mind your head!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:52, archived)
# hahahah that's so good it's almost nsfw
;)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:36, archived)
# borderline...
...but just barely!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:54, archived)
# ^ Nobs Safe For Work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# ARE YOU GOING? TO THE HUKILAU?
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:36, archived)
# audio only, from 3:04
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY4EAKKFz1A
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:39, archived)
# the what?...
... i hate parties.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:54, archived)
# At 6:34 in the morning?
Are you fucking mental?

Don't you realise many of us have to watch that in slow motion?

*glugs the mindbleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:52, archived)
# well...
...you don't HAVE to watch it!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Yeah, but we all did...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:56, archived)
# :D...
...I've seen worse today... mainly distgusting face-transplant stuff... this is only a cartoon,... and not my best either... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:00, archived)
# True, you do plenty of superb stuff.
And my sudden post-traumatic stress disorder is bound to tail off eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:07, archived)
# stop drinking Sparkling Vomit...
...you'll be alright!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:11, archived)
# But I do love it so!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# just press a esc at a non-naughty bit
you sensitive loon ;)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:03, archived)
# i'd give you a click just for the headline
but fantastically woo and yay
although i feel you enjoyed doing this a bit too much and you're now collapsed in a pool of sweat:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:01, archived)
# it did make me hot...
...because of all the flames!...(That still don't sound right)... ha ha...:D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:05, archived)
# i think you gave up all claims at "right"
when you posted that pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# butter is the devil's spunk
66.6% true fact
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# he's got alot of fat bitches then!...
...ha ha...i better leave now... see you guys later!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# you've got it wrong mate


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# ^ I've had her..

On toast this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Shame on you!!!:O
What were you doing on his toats?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha top cockage

And nicely looped. Didn't that hurt though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I was doing a loudspeaker prediction
when who should show his face, but our Lord Jesus.... Which was nice...


It's either him or Lenin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# It's Spike Milligan
... or George Best
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# BLESSED BE THIS SPEAKER STACK
 
LET US BATHE IN ITS HOLY WATTAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Meyer Sound speakers too.
Even holier...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Looks like there is a second head just below the first...
Better get your ass to Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Maybe it's that guy
from Hitchikers Guide?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:27, archived)
# It's Damir Dokic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# I STILL LOVE YOU DAMIR
www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25441715-401,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:12, archived)
# It's another case of
'How the fuck did his genetics do that?' really.
Another example is Steve/Liv Tyler...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
What a dork.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:21, archived)
# DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY DAMIR LIKE THAT
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM DAMIR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:24, archived)
# THUS IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF THOM
AND THUS SHALL IT EVER BE SO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Look, I know you wish burn embassies just as much as the rest of us here.
But this worship of Damir is hardly the best way to express it. May I suggest
collecting your own weapons cache and sporty daughter(s)? Abuse optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:30, archived)
# IT IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SNAP MY FINGERS AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LEAVE A BAZOOKA IN FRONT MY GATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# WHAT A LUCKY BASTARD.
I ONLY GET USED NEEDLES AND DOG TURDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# you've never seen Jesus...
...lies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# "I'm Warning you!!"


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(bluepetergriffin, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Okay, I lolled at this
But you should really quit now
(__, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# (Soz, redex here)
Good heavens, I got the blues.
Just watched 4 hours of Battlestar Galactica preamble, and have been lent the first three series on DVD.
Is it as desperately doomed as it appears? Or are there any rays of sunshine?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I am sensing a subtle theme here
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I JUST TURKEYSLAPPED YOUR LITTLE FRIEND RAW AND BOY HOWDY I WILL SO TURKEYSLAP YOU TOO OLD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:53, archived)
# The theme is thread deletion
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
#
TJ: Which image types support transparency? As a .jpeg, my transparent background becomes white on a website. As a .png, the background is transparent but the file size is huge!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# .png and .gif
 
depending on the number of colours required you could probably get away with a nice gif palette.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Right then
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I've not seen that before. Have a click for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I think he wants out... or more drugs.
Hard to say which. Or which way is up. GYLI
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# DON'T HATE THE PLAYER BABY HATE THE GAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
#
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:08, archived)
# DIG MY FUNKY BLACK HOLE, BITCHES!
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# You missed something
Where is the pimping cane?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# YEAH BABY
 
I love that cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# ooh I am thinking I am almost ready for fluffy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Haha
funtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# .gif
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
# .gif
.png has the drawback of not being properly displayed in some IE browsers. You're probably better sticking with .gif right now if you're using transparency.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Thanks muchly!
It's for a banner that I made with a ripped paper look. .gif brought the file size right down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Yay!
What's the transparency for? The ripped edges?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# yep
the ripped edges and a shadow backdrop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# Note on using/posting gifs on here.
Background (matte setting) should be 20% gray for best results.
If it is default white you will sometimes get odd colour shifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# reminds me of an Alice Cooper song...
"Don't shake that finger
in my face no more
cuz i might bite it off
and spit it on the floor!"
(Don't talk old to me)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:03, archived)
# ContextFree shop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I've just been clearing out all my old emails and I just found this gem from a mate in 2005
"My dad met the dude from Iron Chef on a film job at
the Gold Coast. Believe it or not (shock), he's
actually an actor, rather than the real-life grand
master of Kitchen Stadium. He told my dad that he
really regrets taking on the Iron Chef job because he
feels he has been typecast. Apparently he gets really
angry when people say "Hey, you're that guy from Iron
Chef"."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Ok perhaps that's the Japanese one
but The Chairman on Iron Chef America is very clearly the real Chairman of Kitchen Stadium.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING SAY HE ISN'T
DON'T FUCKING SAY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE AMERICAN ONE

Edit: Dude sorry to unload on you, I have kind of a personal problem. It's to do with a title I bought from my neighbour's brother-in-law, Alan, who works in an art supply store.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Ok this won't be the first time I've had to clean up after someone else
I can help you at a cut price here - it's the least I can do to make sure you choose me as your quality supplier in the future.

The above picture will be titled "FEBRILE QUARTZ JOLT"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I don't know, I don't know what do to, I'm so confused.
Alan said this one should be called "BUMWEE". When I said I didn't like it he got angry and shouted. I know it's not very PC but he's got a special shoe and I was frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Don't forget that it's your money and your decision on who to give it to.
If Alan is getting your money through intimidation then you are not on the path to success.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I don't know gronkpan
It sounds right what you're saying, and your title for this one was better than BUMWEE. But I need to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:46, archived)
# THAT WOULD ALSO BE A GOOD NAME FOR AN ENERGY DRINK I SHOULD THINK
 
ONE MADE WITH METH, PISS AND GRIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:52, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
PISS AND GRIT: LESS CHALLENGING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:53, archived)
# the meth is what gives it the "jolt".
 
FOR TODAY'S BUSY BUTTPROSTITUTE ON THE GO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I think we could also market this as some sort of dieting product for fatbuttprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
# DRINKING PISS HAS MANY HEALTHFUL BENEFITS FOR YOUNG AND OLD
 
GRIT ALSO AIDS THE DIGESTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Maybe it could be an offshoot of the internationally recognised cat piss brand
Martin Short would have to dress up as Uhura to advertise it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Guys guys we're still healing after the Braff incident
are we really ready for another celebrity endorsement?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Martin Short has worked with us before
there's a lot of goodwill there and I'm confident it won't be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Ok, that's good enough for me.
We need to move past the Brafftastrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:23, archived)
# That is very nice so I pressed the button that means that I like it
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Tweet tweet!
I finally have zee photoshops again. I'm way outta practice.


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(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Fixed its all fixed....the dirty f'er put a c'ock in a birds mouth..


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(bluepetergriffin, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:02, archived)
# much better.
 
it is nice to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Late news.... Shannon Cat cock shock!


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(bluepetergriffin, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Daddy Loves Ya!!


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(bluepetergriffin, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
# the penis sauce is black
that cannot be good


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Made with pure wattle wax.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# JMG = BETTER INTERNET.


VOTE JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# do i get a JMG badge?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# There's a backlog due to the Jammity Jam Chequebook and Pen giftsets we're building.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# tie and blazer set maybe?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9426637
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
# meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Says the guy who's been harassing a stranger via youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# yup
great story tell again?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Says the guy who's been harassing a stranger via youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:34, archived)
# ahhhhh perfect
i love you lots
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Do you have an RSS feed so I know when you've posted more awesome snippets of your life?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# no,but ill set one up just for you babes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# :P
www.b3ta.com/board/9426637
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# and your a sexy bastard too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I heard this one time you ate a kitten, is that true?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# *forwards to 4chan*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
# OMG THERE WAS THIS REALLY SICK VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF THIS GUY MIKE TOTALLY EATING THIS LIVE KITTEN BUT ITS BEEN TAKEN DOWN NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Sweet fucking Jesus, look! Golf clubs!
Those are SO fucking hot! I love those fuckers
I bet he gets to put those somebitches up his ass ALL fucking day long
You can whack serious balls with those motherfuckers
...


Really need four or five fonts to do that style correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
VIOLATE JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:25, archived)
# In a bid to curb internet aggression as of late, I've had new gates installed at JMG Towers and place into effect a 6 mile radius surrounding my grounds declaring no World of Warcaft can be played.
Another great victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# thats fine,as long as i can play red orchestra
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# A wise move. One that should be emulated and installed world wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
# i find tesla coils to be quite effective
*runs outside to collect electrocuted hare*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:34, archived)
# i made a video mocking this woman and posted it on youtube,shes a town councillor and i had to take the vid down because she went to the police,could you blame me?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# great story, tell again?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Obviously someone who does not understand the Streisand effect.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
# my friend begged me to send him the video so he could host it but i said no
the vid was a load of nice pics of my town then her face popped up with a big loud "AHHHHHH",i got word back that she was in tears when she saw it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9426637
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# i will,when you fuck off
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9426637
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
but that sounds awesome

SHE CLEARLY HAS A DEFICIENT SENSE OF FUN IN THIS WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Shrek?
(Fly Projector, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
# She'll do to you what she did to Duke Leto Atreides
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
# She stole Karl Malden's face, and had it transplanted on to hers.
Holy crap, he's still alive according to wiki. That's even worse!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# i seen her in real life and by god......no....just...no......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# And to think she was once a babe.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# before the hulk had his way with her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# That wasn't her face.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
# AHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHH
 
I AM SURPRISED YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I can't even decide what to do with her
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Smell bad.
Good choice. I was thinking Jabba, but that would be too obvious.

Her abstract hair cut keeps making me think she's got some serious
mental issues going on. Or maybe she cuts her hair while driving to
work or something truly stupid like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Is it me
or does Ludo look like Nigel Planer?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# apart from being ugly, has she done anything else that's worthy of derision?
otherwise it just makes you a prick
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ALERT! ALERT!
stay away from sector 8...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhah awesome
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# that's one mean
green sticky thing! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I like it
But is it sector B or 8 ... stop messing with my mind!?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# get in the lift and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# It's an 8 but it looks rather like a B
Sshhhhhhhhh! Secret
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# *taps nose and winks*
I'll keep it under my hat. At least I know sector B is safe *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# YES
also:

idea:

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post415983
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# it's better than all those 'hide challenge entries' suggestions because you get to put fraser on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# A challenge only boad would be nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# LOL, a nice idea. However, I want more granularity than that.
Sometimes the compos are fun. Been some real shit ones of late, tho.

I'm almost at the point I'd welcome some fucking movie posters again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
# If you ask me compos are obsolete
They worked back in the day when b3ta didnt have as much traffic but nowadays with the board moving as fast as it does at
peek times compos just give people an excuse to post badly thought out shite and push good stuff off the board.

Not that I am any sort benchmark for what constitutes a good post.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Perhaps.
Might be more useful to shorten them to bi-weekly.
Yet, I'm not the best person to say. Happy Toast and
Arch'ie can usually ace it all in the first day leaving
the rest of us to post only crap for shit and giggles.
I say I'm not the best to say as; I like TOAP more
than most/many here. And that's fast to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# but do you like TOAP on a SOAP on a ROPE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I say we only have a challenge when there's a good idea
rather than having to come up with something every wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# that's a great idea.
It would also create an incentive to come up with good ideas. I have seen good ideas, but they never seem to make it to the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I thought the answer was
Stick everyone you can tollerate on Friends... then look at friends' Activity as much as possible (occasionally dare to peek at /board /talk if you must)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# yeah but I found out recently you can only have a hundred people on your list
 
GONNA HAFTA CULL SOME O YOU FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
# "only" 100
I'm going to have to see someone elses list because I'd struggle to get above 50 at the moment... any suggestions for who should be on my list?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# More than 99 good posters. I maxed my list within moments.
Hell, I made a guide with a guide with a 100 people who do drawings of various sorts.
If I tried to collect for other styles I'd have five or six of those with 700+ entries.!

Also(edit)
There are at least 40 or more new folks not on that list linked above. It is over 2 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Wow
.. and thanks... you read me mind so you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I'M NOT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I TOLD YOU THIS LAST TIME.
You got on one of the bingo cards--as the free center, remember?

If I do a new one I will likely use one of your dinosaurs rather than the tractor ref.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# brilliant as always
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Might be more fun to tell certain people that free cake is being served in sector 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Cat is an alien! Beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom!
In sector 8, snot eats you!

Why the name change, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# This
Is awesome and deserves some FP love..

Now I go off to avoid sector 8 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Squishy, suction, stretchy, death bat creature.
Yay!

Edit-sheesh, it took me ten minutes before realizing this wasn't a tits animation.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:09, archived)
# heheh
 
OH, BUT IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Dual personality. I won't tell a soul.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# that place should be drenched in blood!...
...cool animation!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Any House fans in the House?
(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# glitter
shitter
bitter
jitter
fritter
clitter
blitter
shchmidtter
flibber
flobba
jibba jobba gibba gabble gabba hey
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# quitter
niteb3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# nightbloop!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# G'nite
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Bloop don't go. I was thinking of more swears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Machadaynu Abadaynu, machadaynu daynu daynu.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Machadarnes Abatetron, abatetru tetru tetron
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Aaaaa-aaa, AAAAAA-AAAAAA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I must stop playing with this
but one last doubleup

(my boss saw this over my shoulder and was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# BESIDES AWESOME, OF COURSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# SHIRLEY SCHMIDTTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# litter?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# oh dear
that reminds me, i want to watch one of the new seasons on Project Free TV
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh, ffs.
I'm sick of this image challenge already.

Now, is someone gonna have an argument with me, or do I have to log off and read a book instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yes/no
[delete as required]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I AM ANGRY WITH YOUR OPINION. IT IS WRONG AND YOU HAVE STUPID EYEBROWS. I'D IGNORE YOU BUT I PITY YOU.
Your turn. This is going to be a great argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Your Photoshop abortions make me slowly shake my head with sorrow.
(This kinda thing, yeah?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# AAAHH AAAAHHH SCARY VEGETABLES AAAHH AHHHH.
Ball's in your court.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Nonsense and bullshit.
And you've produced nothing but that for too many years.
It's too late for you to offer an explanation or an excuse.
It's all bollocks.
Argument won!
(Unless...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# For christ's sake.
You two are making me want to slit my own throat and let Pierre from down on the docks neckfuck me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# It's all about fun!
Lucky Pierre got that nickname for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# You argue like a cummy sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Dis-stainfully?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
# HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Oh, you two chat among yrselves.
I'm gonna try to start a row elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I am going to drink Tango and sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Rowing makes you gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Ffffffff oh fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# We're bored! We want b3tafun NOW!
Is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# We're BOARD! We want b3tafun NOW!
cwotididther?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# You know what, I was semi-joking when i first suggested this
But I really do think these dictator challenges are picked to be on popular subjects just to increas traffic. Hey whats in the news this week? Obama? The Economy? Swine Flu? Fuck it all three will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Hahahahah
*click*


I love House :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love House. Who needs crack cocaine when you can watch House episodes on Hulu?
The sad thing is, I know a couple of pigheaded cunts like Tritter. Grrr.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 7 May 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I am! I am!
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Well
it must be boring for someone who only gets out a couple of days a year

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Twitter Witch of the West


Is this how Twitter works..? (In my mind it does)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# haha yes this is exactly how twitter works
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Good
Glad I'm not Twittering... yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# heheh
I honestly have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Isn't Twitter all letters on a website?
I'm not sure. I like your drawing. The birds are fun because they're plums.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# plurds
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Oh,
I was going for blueberries Yes that was what I had in mind.. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# that is some funky hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# HAPPY B3taday
Munchkin hair is creepy enough... if Tim Burton ever re-made Oz I reckon I'd be too terrified to go see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# thanks :)
the remake of charlie and the chocolate factory was bad enough. johnny depp as willy wonka was just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'd actually of
preferred Marilyn Manson (wild internets rumour) over Depp's kiddiefiddler voiced Wonka.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# me too
well, i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
# G'night
If you get stuck in a dreamworld tonight I hope you end up in OZ and not The Neverending Story.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Any else "would" the witch?
Maybe it's the accent but the witch in the 2 for 1 ads does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Oh god, no!
As far as green women go she ranks well below She-Hulk and That green woman in Star Trek. (Plus, you can't get fluids over her!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Have some points


does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I can see a couple of UFOs in there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Ooh
that's gorgeous. Is it CF?
Yeah have a click too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# yesyes
startshape MAIN

background { b -1 }

tile {s 56}

rule MAIN {
4* {r 45} STRUCTURE { skew 33 0 sat .2}
}

rule STRUCTURE {
SQUARE { s 11 1 }
STRUCTURE { x 10 s.9 b .15 h 1}
CIRCLE {s 100 a -.985 sat .4 h 193}
}

rule STRUCTURE {
SQUARE { s 10 1 }
STRUCTURE { x 10 s.9}
STRUCTURE { r 135 x 10 s.9}
}

rule STRUCTURE .6{
CIRCLE { s 10 10 }
}
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Oooh thank you
I'll have some fun with that.
CIRCLE {s 100 a -.985 sat .4 h 193}
is the glow? I've been playing around with alpha a lot but I hadn't thought to take it down that far.
Again: lovely pic, and thanks for the code
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# no probs
yeah it has to be pretty low if it's being layered up like that, have a go with different values if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Bloop sure is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I don't get enough insults from you >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# You're a giant assplanet and you'll never be as cool as Jenga.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :((
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# space mobile!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i love this...
...wow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:36, archived)
# My new face is proper bo!


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(admm, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# :(
Brand new face w/ new face smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhah
 
I saw that woman on the news last night and I thought
fuck, couldn't they at least have got one that fitted her?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# the difference in face skin colour
and neck skin colour makes her look like a morelle. this is unpleasant and puts me off mushrooms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# EAT A FUCKING MUSHROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I HAVE NO MUSHROOMS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# EPIC
teh neck is a neckbrace iirc - anyway epic lawlz
(kryn, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Your goal for Thursday: eat forest mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# i've seen this joke about 4 times today i think
this strikes me as one of the most awesome new stories of the year. science is fucking cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# science
science is cool yes, this face is shocking - I`d ask for a refund
(kryn, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Why is the face shocking?
Would you expect the doctors to be able to graft a face on and immediately every nerve was connected and every muscle responding from day 1?
The reason it looks like it does is simply that the face is still literally trying to slide off because there will be little to no muscle control for a very long time.

At least the poor girl has some future that does not involve hiding away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# It's mostly swelling anyway apparantly.
Much better than that other face transplant they did which really did look a bit weird.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ha!
Uzi think ee's lookin' at? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# *grinds 2 inches off teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oh, that's better. You look far less equine now.
And: Happy B3taday, you lunatic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# heheheh
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# will you accept imps instead of dragons? cause i just drew some imps
come on, they both got leathery wings
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# the bandana one is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# he's a straightup polkadot gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# ahhhh I got the doubler to work
I was probably putting the addresses in wrong

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# haha amazing
that works far too well
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# yes
 
this doesn't work nearly so well
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# is the bandana to stop spreading pig flu?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# IMP FLU
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# But peoples can get pig flu
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i will
because they both look cheeky and remind me of pain and panic from the disney hercules film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I like their bellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Imps are right difficult little sods.
I always regret summoning the lil' bastads.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# This is supposed to be a dragon. Don't touch it. Doesn't like being touched.


Walking on clouds for some reason.

:3


:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# HAHA oh jesus i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# It's nice to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# this is pure win
the sun is pouting at grumpy dragon :)
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# No worries. Send me some euros.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# i have no euros
which is annoying, considering i'm off to spain next friday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# groovy which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# lloret de mar
been there a few times. my folks are treating me, so i can't complain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# hey move it football head
what was the girl called in hey arnold?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Helga.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# i seem to recall Hey Arnold being really good, i think i shall try and find some on youtube
do you think arnold and Stewie are related?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Do bears shit in your mind?
Because personally I think they do.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# i cannot find any actual hey arnold videos on youtube.
its either overdubs or music videos. why do people do this? does anyone watch them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Fuck knows.
Someone mentioned Samurai Jack and dystopian cities earlier, so I kind of went 'What, samurais and the future? EH?' and tried to find some clips but it was all AMVs.

Found a clip. Looked shit anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# no
but i loved that show, helga was the main reason for watching!
her name was helga grace pataki. why i know her full name, i have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I'm am haha no but really I tried to stop but I wasn't allowed to. OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# *touches*
('Cos someone's got to. Before Ttssattsr loses interest)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I just mentioned strange berries to Shada and now I am infatuated with strange berries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# it's probably some pokemon thing
that should spoil your infatuation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Aren't we all, eh?
(See ya further up the board)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Yeah I heard that rumour too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# You're thinking about kale.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

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