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[challenge entry] she loves it
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Why is she sucking sausage-horse's leg?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# It's a little behind . . .
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Semi-related:
On BBC 4 just now the presenter was sucking the sperm out of a sea urchin, and he declared it to be salty.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Sausage horse got lucky.
I thought bestiality was illegal.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Nah, can't be illegal
How are animals supposed to breed then? They'd all die out.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# She looks CGI
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I assure you she is real
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Sauce?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I don't have that particular image,
but perhaps this will help
Clicky
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hold the mayo !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yippe Yo Yippe Yay !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# and this is why I am a vegetarian
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# SIREN HEAD!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Haha
yay!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# The sausages that make themselves !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I have one too:
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Wow
Yours is better than mine.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Suddenly
The two sausages I had for tea aren't sitting so well.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Haha
Horse is a sausage! BEWARE!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Might go even better with horseradish on it !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I was going to shout SEAMSAUSAGE!
But it's not that seamy. So...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# SAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# STEAMSAUSAGE !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# STREAMSAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# DREAMSAUSAGES !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# TEAMSAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# BEAMSAUSAGE !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# PREENSAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# GREENSAUSAGE !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# MEANSAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# QUEENSAUSAGE !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Sausage jockey!!



(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Comin' down the back S_________T____________R____________E___________C_____________H_______!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Grr
this is making me hungry
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Grilled . . . steamed . . . baked or broiled ?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'm thinking all those things

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahaha....bareback-proper cowboy..yeehaaaaa
:)*relishes*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# He's gotten barn sower for some sauerkraut !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese I never sausage a thing...


Oh, and google page 8 is *very* nsfw...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Great usage . . . check out the pepperoni on that thing !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone Korean?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Kim . . . she ?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# No, sorry, I'm english.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] doggy!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That child gives me the fear
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Der Wiener . . . Schnitzel !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] woooooooooooooooooooooooosh

etc
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# TO SPAYCE!

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Solid !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Of course
Did you think they were two entirely uninhabited countries?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
#
/your sig
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# yep
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# danan-dan-dan
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Right on . . . stick a fork in him . . . he's done !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Seamsforks kill

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Belated birthday picture for Rev Cleo

CFB
(260kb)

Also I made cupcakes yesterday when I had no internet.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Also I get to roast this for the compo
It's a sausage-shitting monster.

CFB
(230kb)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Psst, compo it.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about.
*whistles innocently*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# This is all good stuff

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That's fantastic
Top arts!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# That is rather awesome
I always do proper creative stuff when the internet's down
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] walls sausage fest
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Did anyone else make sure safe search was on before they started googling for sausage pictures?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Up to page 8 is safe
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I put it on just before I started searching for sliced sausage.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# PUSSY DEVOURS SAUSAGE!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# That picture makes me glee.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Just me then?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I've seen it edited (and rather well)
so the cat is eating an actual penis. Rather ruins it for me
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I like that picture
well I did before TCOY mentioned that ^^^
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# No, no I gleed. I think it's the claws that make this.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Looks like
Patrick Moore to me... :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# frankfurter is bad on page one
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I just get a picture of a lady wearing lots of sausages on page one.
THAT'S AS (OOPS CAPS LOCK) bad as it gets.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocktail Sausages are Prescotts favourite


Especially the fiery ones that give you a smelly bottom and are probably made from the inside of a pigs flange.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Black Tongue McEyeBoing
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He really is a sexy, sexy man.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# You are David Blunkett
And I claim my £5!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# *scrubs*


Black tongue, man, black tongue.

EDIT: By which, I mean, Woo! this is horribly great :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Oooooh yeah . . . snatchin' the snax !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# heh heh
*laughs at john's little sausage*:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] the gordfather

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Unconventional behaviour!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I didnt spot that sausages was a real challenge
thats why I split the 2
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Split sausage sounds like a painful sexual mishap.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I think I've seen that on BME
*bokes*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# You're gonna offer him a sausage?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUSAGES!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# That's fake, man. I can see the wires.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Well blown !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Excelent work!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Full-on office lolage.
I looked a right plonker.

*clicks anyway*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] *Edit* didnt realise it was 2 seperate challenges

For Sausages
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Haha, that dog! Classy.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha the dog
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *wants*
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# That looks more like a corn dog than a sausage.
-2 points
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# You won't believe the number of sausage pictures I searched through
before finding even this one from the right angle.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Couldn't you just have rotated one?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I really wanted that link to work
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I really, really wanted that to be real
Fortunately, I found an alternative: www.meatspin.com NSFW obviously.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# a bit of warning there wouldnt have gone a miss
I just got a slap off the wife
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry matey
Realised as soon as I posted, edited.

Sorry Mrs. Tch0rt. :(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# She's threatened by a bit of man on man porn?
Tsk, women these days.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# What does she make of scat stuff then?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# A chocolate dessert to share with her friend
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# she didnt see the scat pic XD
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Heh, I didn't mean that angle
More to do with pointing out of the screen.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
Cyrano de Saucisson
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# sausage
yes
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haha, this could do with a smiley face on it :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# GET ME THE BUN!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# How long before the croissant is replaced with a sausage?
I like this :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Sausage to sausage missile.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
May I take this opportunity to say that the Dambusters March sounds fantastic on eight ukuleles...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# taste that? that's the taste of MILITARY PROWESS
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Relish the power !
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha...wurst kind of mass destruction imaginable
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay I can finally repost an image for a compo


cfb

its only took 6 years =)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Haha yay!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I, for one, would like to see the transcript of this sausage interview.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I hope someone vectors a sausage for this challenge
No jokes or anything, just an artsy vector.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I want an A Vagabond raining image with a sausage in it to win.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Maybe with the caption "I had no time for dinner"
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Or
"On the city's dark streets, there is no time for dinner"
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah I want everyone to parody themselves with a sauage. :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *starts drawing a rainbow sausage*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I don't have a style to parody :(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I don't have a parody to style :(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# *digs out tablet*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I'm the Dogda. I'm a Tym Lawd.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that the new one then?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# The one they announced as the new one did indeed have a mong face.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Also: twelve years old.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Christ!
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# The other two sausages are already dead.
:(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# sentient pork by-products
arf! *click*

...1 minute later, I realize there's a new compo, and we will be subject to lots of sentient bags of mischief. This makes me happy.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# So that'll be two talking sausages then?


(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# This is the basis of the joke I think.
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# So they really can't talk then???


/gutted
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Imagine the horror of a simple fry up!
You'd feel like Hitler
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# The old ones are the old ones...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# ARF
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausages

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# +5 points.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I like to think Bruce Lee wore that expression permanentley
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# This is awesome! :)
Who had the fp of Bruce Lee working in a call centre?

Edit: This one
www.b3tards.com/u/f4608315fc45cef89dc7/mr-lee.jpg
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Twas izb I think, here
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# That'll be it.
I had it saved on my computer. I've always liked that one :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Electoral Roll, Man
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# That's not a sausage.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That is a fact.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *hooop*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ruVl_y5mus.

"Do you have any narcotics in your house?"
- "..I'm Tommy Chong, man.."
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ace
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SAUSAGES!


This week's one-word challenge is to celebrate the king of foods; that most magical mix of meat and spice: SAUSAGES!

Challenge suggested by The Hedgehog From Hell and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I've got a sausage.
Who wants to see it?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# b3ta
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's not ready yet.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# You said they'd be ready in 2 minutes 5 minutes ago
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# The Hedgehog From Hell, obviously
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I bagsy all source images containing products made from pork, beef or tofu.
You lot can have the rest.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] sausages look like cocks
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast!
Henry Paulson
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahaa!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Never has there been a better example of 'jokes are better than technique' :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# All of this.
It raises a smile each time I see it :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Arf!
I hoped you'd enter this, you inspired the bloody thing
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Cheers
I was well chuffed when I saw the image challenge theme - I'll endeavour to devise another afore the week is out.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# this^
this made me vote for it!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I smell lots of CDC potential
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Wurst challenge ever.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *spang*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I'm almost living in a hotel at the moment
the sausages here are pretty shit

I'm currently eating fish and chips on room service. The mushy peas are like playdoh
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, daddy or chips?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# that's a lot of finger
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I bet his wife loves him.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one! :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# It's as if you reached into my head
for myself and a friend have been working on a sausage character with a sexy savoury sidekick. I've been too lazy to get him finished but I shall now :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)

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