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[challenge entry] Here's looking at you kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Damn those Nigerians
Can I play with it again, Sam?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'd wash it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NSF stoneworkers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Heh heh, nicely done
Missed opportunity for horsecock though
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I seldom equate horsecock with 'opportunity'
but you make a good point :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] On the theme of dirty titles.


previously...

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahah
good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Not my finest moment
(prod2005, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] rofl
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Where was the camera hidden at my house?
I never saw it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# A movie that gives you the willies for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also, the dude on the bottom left has wood...
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Haha, classic!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# classic
hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Grinding Nemo


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(missloki, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# For some reason, I can hear this film title being read by Shaggy
The singing one, not the Scooby Doo one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# LPHNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Bin watching your Lfnts quite a bit today,
Ta for the glee
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :D
I'd love an actual cup/mug in the shape of an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Marketing Genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# oh my word yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# YOU FUCKING ORDER FUCKING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

All these lphnts ones are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# all that fucking
made me gigglorz...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Fucking make me motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Lulliphants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fing3rSlave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ah yes, you can't beat the classics!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# is that how Mr Ross would pronounce it??
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHA
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Waiter . . . what's this ____ doing in my soup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# The [misfortunate] Events
(KatanaFoxx Sharp as a razor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# he's sorry, and he'll give his money back
just as soon as he works out how to win his credibility back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# really?
You think this wasn't a total set-up?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# which, ruining his career or losing five grand?
I didn't see the whole episode only the last 30 seconds so I've no iodea what went on other than he picked the wrong number and didn't win the money the adverts said he would.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ooh have I missed something??
Whats the latest?
(Danabnormal, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Needs Moore Patrick

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Everything seams to be all in order here. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# GamesMaster, how do I beat the boss at the end of the third level of Donkey Rape Party Extreme on the Mega Drive?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Get out your megaspunk guntwat-o-tron using B
Then hit A repeatedly until you ballsmack the boss into a dark twisting tunnel of oblivion. The right time to commence hitting A is indicated when your joypad smells of hammers. Don't forget to open the secret to the level by jiggling your donkey pink gigglestick every five minutes during gameplay.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Clearly so . . . and lots of it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This kind of looks like one of those talking walls off Knightmare.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# cor Tom Cruise looks old these days
Did anyone watch Derren Brown? I switched the telly on for Peep Show and caught the end of what appeared to be Brown losing thousands of pounds of someones money at a casino and saying sorry up until the credits rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hang on a sec
Peep Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# yes
www.channel4.com/programmes/peep-show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
# New series!?
I wish people would tell me these things. Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# not as over the top as the last series
but generally more of the same
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] moo
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I think

You're trying to seduce me...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# ha haaaa!
needs more Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] well thats me off to get drunk in an attempt to wash this image from my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Miley likes this!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# That's fucking beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# and here's me with no alcohol in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I'm drinking sallow thorn liquor
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Look who I saw on EastEnders....
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# just thought i'd pop this little pea here...


(tangytomatoes, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i wish to drink bacardi
or aussie white
or aftershock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I have Jagermeister
And Left 4 Dead needs to hurry up and download or I'll drink it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i have tea
and there's fuck all on telly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sore after just a few goes

50 first dates
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# DATE RAPE IS SEXY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a better one than that shit below.


Click for (tea)bagger (241 kb)

Took me longer mind.



(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# oh fuck
Those're sum black plums ai

Took longer, eh? Wankbreak?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
#
They're some cat plums actually.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Oh dear,
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got soul but...


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(flatface go on then, just this once..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I've got ham but...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ...you don't touch it?
what a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# haha
they seem amused
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Last of the Morning Wine.


Something about not crossing the streams blah blah blah, two of em is Ghosts see?

Inspired by the classic Tom Fun...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
#
Wow that looks shit.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Self criticism
I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Wanna buy a toothbrush ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# They're disposable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# O_O
Kinell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
I'm singing along to they funky beatz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# sponge?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Nope dont geddit
how about Ordinary Peepholes? Or Die Hard? Sure Wank Redemption? Pulp Friction? Raiders of the Lost Arse? Lord of the Rings - Twin Towers double penetration

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# do you work in a porn theatre?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# No
but I have applied for any openings
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# mmmm
Forest hump? Saving Privates for Ryan? Das Booty? The great dick taker? The great arse scape

I should make porn films for a living

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# writing porn films has got to be so soul destroying though
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
#
Tom fun: ...when i was passing my morning wine...

Did you pass any morning toffee Tom?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I love the smell
of cream cakes in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# piss recorders, gromit?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ee, grand, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Private Screening
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Corporal Punishment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Major Shagfest
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# General Clusterphuk
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Colonel Desires
*cough* Yeah, I got away with that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Captain Hornblower
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Not forgetting the Chief of Staff
Or the Petting Officer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# major ballache
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Private Parts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Major Boner
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# General Malaise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# flight lieutenant weeping japseye
oh wait, that's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# colonel colon
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# It's good, but it's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I see a bourbon biccy
It's in my hand.
*nyom*
Now it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I see a bag of maltesers
Oh noes! They're disappearing!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# now that's magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# i see soup
and fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# You can't dip fags in soup. That is not what fags are for. This is terrible soup-eating.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i'm not dipping fags in soup
i'm not eating the soup yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Can you drink soup through a fag?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# no
but you can drink coffee through a stick of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Or tea through a TimTam
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# i've never had a timtam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# what about a cleaveland steamer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i hd one of those this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It would filter out most of the best bits
And replace it with icky nicotine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hmmm, there must be a way....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# THIS IS MY NEW GOAL IN LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# WAITER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# he's busy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# He's not the only one.
I think I like this a bit too much.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# but is he putting on a mockney accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Buff Ahole Soldiers
(missloki, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# he's been working out
he truely does have a buff ahole.

*oils*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# this deserves
more comments.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)

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