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[challenge entry] None to be seen here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Nunsense!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Get thee to one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Perhaps it's just me
but I've never found nuns sexy. Even sexy nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Not just you

Maybe you have to have had a strict christian education, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Nope
there was that time Mother Theresa punched me in the cock though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I am sorry to never have met her during her cock punching phase

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Neither have they . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I don't know about sexy
but nuns are rock-hard fighters.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# You're thinking of nun-chucks, mate
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# They invented them

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# "let us play"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Pass the play yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(dchurch bah, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# No.
For a reason.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# ...let the reason be looooove

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Can't. Stop. Dancing.
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# cag?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# 403 forbidden
forbidden cag, the sweetest of all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
contraband
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# yummy yummy contracag
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, you know, cag!
Everyone knows what cag is, it's what you do when you're trub, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# From cag's list
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Like putting the cag in the brundry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# facebook...
...that's not dirty at all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# faeces?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hmmm
I can almost remember the incident this is taken from. The stewardess undressed in the cabin? Remind me please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Close. The pilot undressed in the cabin.
It wasn't that popular on the internet really.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
Story
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Reverse polarity does the trick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# So *that's* where they keep them
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# The City is rocking tonight


non compo entry :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Very, very bad time to post a non compo picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Why is it always windy in your images?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# *cough* *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/5116569
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# You built that City on Rock and Roll !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Naughty erect buildings... for shame!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# dur-dur-DURRRRR

dur-durdurdur-dur-dur-DUR

noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# needs more black boxes:))
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# only brown paper bags in teh City!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah...
but does she tile cook socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Do...
...(that's not dirty at all!)... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] if this hasnt been done
im amazing

edit: i am not amazing :( been done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
I think that's genuinely funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# haha just posted mine too down there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Somebody did that with Richard Herring's Hitler moustache about a month or two ago.
I liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hide the boogle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha!
Now he looks a bit like Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Daydreaming again....
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ^ COCK!

* Am I right? What do I win?



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# A cock.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# also...
does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Wank you!

Wank Thank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Multitude of sins
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hm
This is the competition in history.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# A 6 berth caravan and a years free subscription to caravanning monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# a horse's cock....did i win?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# A horse's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# a cock attached to a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# You win it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# This will be the year's greatest comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# NIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Heh
oh well. I guess we'll be seeing a few of these.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# JUST SEEN ANOTHER AS WE SPEAK....up there:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I saw that one first
and actually thought yours was posted in response. Whereas it clearly isn't. Duh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Hide the boogie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Not you too...
...Noooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I love this challenge - my crappy 'shopping skillz are actually sufficient
(ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Haha, and that is also why so many people hate it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# FRAK!!!
What a cool game..I'm 8 years old again!!
(sirhiss, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ha ha
I remember a version of that that had been hacked so it actually said FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This game censorship is getting stupid
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Points for score !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of red-hot girl-on-girl action
FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I CAN SEE FLESHTONES!
*reaches for bag of rocks*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] You may as well have my entry

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# O_O


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmmm...

It's Ancient Egyptian Judo, allegedly...
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha

This compo suits me as my photoshop computer is dead at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# is that a boxer?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# HeHe!
fluck tattyshop, I'm just plain lazy!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# box..box..box..box..box..box

lol you're funny and rude
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Some folks prefer a black 'un..
If they're still green they're not ripe..

(barzo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is image is NSFW
Discuss (30 marks)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Ironically...
It would be completely safe if the black censorship was removed!
(barzo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Well see that's the idea of the compo
and you should be censoring what doesn't need to be censored therefore suggesting it does need to be censored - so painting as black cock shape on the image is not exactly censorship, you see what I'm saying right?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I see a banana shape, personally.
Or maybe a plantain.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Well the compo says..
Make something look much ruder than it really is so I think I'm on the right lines, a banana wouldn't need to be censored, I think the confusion lies in starting with something that looks rude to begin with, as for painting a black cock, that's just the outline of the banana.
(barzo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'd say that in deciding if something is NSFW
ask yourself not whether you can justify it technically being SFW, but whether you would like your boss to see it on your screen as they walk past. Not whether you would object to seeing it on someone elses screen as you walk past.

I once got in trouble for this image at work

media.photobucket.com/image/tramp%20passed-out%20santa%20underwear/Skrach01/MerryXmasDrunkSanta.jpg

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# But surely..
The whole idea of the comp is to make the mundane appear to require censorship.
The very fact that they are now censored would lead the viewer to believe there was something NSFW that is now being hidden regardless of how innocent the original image was.
Truth be told the natural reaction to this pic probably would lead to a conclusion of some cock related shenanigans so if the moderators want to make it NSFW I don't mind at all!
(barzo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I don't make the rules.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I'll do it for 30 Euros
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Well, I laughed at that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Needs more Jizz????
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# 2 shades of black banana.... GO WILD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin
Photobucket
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Awesome film
Just thought I'd say.
(Bretty, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] this compo ain't all bad


any old shit with a CDC can be amended and pearoasted in 30 secs flat

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This is the best pic on the board at the moment
and that includes my compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# compo it!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# oh yes!
GTFI!!

approval from grumpy Prodge even if it is sarcastic: i like.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# See men? Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello there !
Image hosted by uppix.net

("une pipe" can be interpreted as some sort of slang for "a felatio")

Was funny in my head...
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ...not so much on the board... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Maybe a alternative challenge would be
uncensoring the challenge entries?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hmmm....
The 'remove something' compo was awesome, I can see this idea having legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Honestly, this is how I found it, apart from adding the blurred bit
(RTFM May your god go with you, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# That's Brian Peppers in his famous Lazytown cameo then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# mr peppers makes this for me
god bless his hideous soul
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# oh for fuck sake

get a grip...in fact don't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# would you like a twix?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# are you chatting me up?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# would that cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Offer him a decent compo and that will cheer him up
as well as half the board.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Monkey tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# See that's at least a 1000% better compo idea.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# HALF?!?...you're shrewd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# who said I'm not cheery?

if anyone doesn't like my comments...
please feel free to ignore me till next Wednesday,
as I can guarantee they're not going to get any better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# *sounds of this compo falling to it's lowest depths*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this better?
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9742741
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Aaargh!
The demons of Bin Dun, they are in my mind!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)

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