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# A joke:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# arrrgh....i can't find my frying pan!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Smashing tits win everything.
Combined with lesbians they can result in over 22 kilowins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# we could solve the energy crisis with enough lesbians with smashing tits
we should start recruiting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I was amused to see a hand-written ad in my local offy:
"Wanted: two bi-sexual female models for glamour photography and film-making".

As I read it I thought to myself "I agree with this sentiment."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
it's worth a try I suppose!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I haven't had any replies to that yet

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
Smashing tits!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hehe
but we need evidence of said smashing tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# with hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# no no no
hammers and tits do not go together!

unless its a blue tit with a broken wing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Peter Sutcliffe disagrees

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# SPANG
and...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*CLICKS*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# briliant!!
reminds me of Tobias Fumke, the world first analyst and therapist

the analrapist
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
tits blouse
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] For the comp
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# woo to the pic
and yay to your username.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I bet it's difficult
to slip someone some gravy in a club
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# silly SauronWibble
it's for picking up girls at Toby Carveries

and happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# yay! Thanks. 7 whole years.
what a waste...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# wow
just think what you could have achieved instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# happy candle day
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# A pint a lager...oh and a glass of gravy for the lady please..
hehe
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha - fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A glass and a half of pork in every one....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh man
threadrush of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hehe..just like bloody buses
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes.
Or celery sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *coughs*... TAXI FOR VAGABOND!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...Moley!!!!!!!!
Superb sir!! *Click* :D
*Waits for Jeremy in a Food factory*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *bokes*
A mate of mine makes his own scotch eggs.

Why would you do that? Particularly when your arse is rotten enough at the best of times
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Perfect
For a long train ride
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Add some actual scotch
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I used to know a guy called Scott Jegg
No lie
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
#
There are two of those on Facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this
might work
(william_shatner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] very misleading in my opinion
(Haywood Manley, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehe
are you related to our good Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Can't be
He's not abused anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ?
Don't think so. Who's that?
(Haywood Manley, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# THE LORD!
Lord Manley aka Pedantichrist

hehe - also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8JG9Zb6pGg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Why am I now tempted to ..
..try dipping butter in my tea?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# the Nepalese drink Yak butter tea
i.e. tea with butter instead of milk

as a kid I used to dip buttery toast in my tea. It was lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :O!
Isnt that the place thats full of gherkins?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# no - they are all here now thanks to Lumley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# mmmmmm butter
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Mars and Kebab... now I really feel dirty
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# In bed with Madoner!
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Yah, right. Yah.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] God I hate that man....
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ^ THIS IS WIN
delicious herring, pork fat, gristle and sawdust all rolled up together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Four of your five a day :D!
All you need now is your 250ml of daily Tizer.

*Food Recomendations from the Liverpool FSA.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ....
Photobucket

s24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/Codex/?start=0
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Oh yes.
I think I love you in that frowned-upon/illegal way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] *Legs it!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# DOUBLE SPANGAGE!
DOUBLE POINTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I love this. My naan will love this too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Your Nan smells of chick pee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# At least my pappa's not dum
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I love Kabuli Chana
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hehe...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Oh Ninj, you certainly know how to brighten up my day :)
Edit: Isn't there a real Indian dish called Tarka Dahl? *Googles*

Editx2: Woohoo! www.greenchronicle.com/recipes/tarka_dahl_recipe.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hehe yes, and I can't bring myself to eat it, thinking of otters..
..and I certainly won't try 'The taste of Jaflong' either.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hehe, yes they serve it here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Those lenses are fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hehe - this had to have been done in the real world
and it is!
www.google.co.uk/search?q=balti+towers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Woot for otter indian food!
Tho i prefer the Tarka Daal :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *Ghees*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Lol!
Well damnit :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Haha, Jesus!
Would sir like some Egg Fried Mice with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Tarka the Otter
Popadom Ta la
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Bloody hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ah, the tarka
a dish first prefected in spangalore
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha,
there isn't a frying pan big enough for the spanging that deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Absolutely
fucking fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# old, man... old
spang!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Haha! You nutter. Have a click and a trippy-tarka
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Otters!
Been trying to get the Beeb to let us make a cooking show called Ready, Steady, Extinct!
Bag of ingredients; rice, veg etc. , Ainslie H and D.Attenborough, Fresh Otter...
Voila! Otter Rissotto!
(stygof, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I laughed at this
although I probably shouldn't have
(william_shatner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Part 5!


Click for bigger (325 kb)
Read all the episodes here.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Awww...
He's a happy chappy having a spot of fun :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hehe Cat loose in Mouse Town
this is lovely - I wish I had the patience to draw in so much detail I get so far and then go "meh!" :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Go Cats! :D

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Rockatz r da Footchar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hehehehehe
If you click 'edit' on your post, you can then add it to the challenge entries in the dropdown just below the bit where you put your image.
But people round here don't like it if you delete then repost (just pre-warning you)

*Edit* well done that man/woman
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah, I've done that before
when I was young and a complete twat didn't know any better. They do get a bit shirty don't they. Just edited it. Ta :)

*edit* and I used to be a man/woman but now I'm all of one or the other, can't remember which.
*has a quick peek*
I'm a man!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Why Earthquakes happen! Science!
Merry Xmas
Click For Better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# too quick - cant see...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
The CFB version is particularly lovely :D

Edit- *Cerlick!*
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *glees*

Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# haha
I knew this was why!
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Yes those crazy hippos and their illegal garage street hockey
we should have known but no-one ever put the two things together until... SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm!


Happy Candleday guys!
And Mornin' the rest of you sorry lot :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# This and the one below are both brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
I'd worship the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Pah...
I just noticed i left the white background on the rice...

Can i be arsed to fix it...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# haha genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Does the cheese come from Cheeses of Nazareth?
boom tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Special days today!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Candleday
Midgets love it so...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Candles!!
snap
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Woo!
and candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# yeah!!! Thanks Ninj!!
It's that windy all the time in my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# perhaps there is a party in your pants
and everyone is invited?

(happy candleday)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Yikes!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Happy Dynamite Day!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh gerrra roooooooooom
ps happy b3taday m8 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# thanks (from a room)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Breakfast anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Like
Then I lol'd.
(JackB, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# pfffft
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I thought it better than
Quaker Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Yays
With real imitation cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# And his Black and White Crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...mornin sir! *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Haha :)
Nicely done and top o'the morn'. . . "Ever drink Baliffs from a shoe?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ooh no...
...how does it taste? Cheers btw! You're on fire at the mo sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# PUT ME OUT!!!
Sorry, was a crap Mighty Boosh reference
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Superb!
though I love that stuff the thought of it at the moment is making my stomach do a rhumba
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# HEHE like this :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Yeh!!!! CAYYKKEEEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Are you suggesting there's some sort of link between being Irish and being three sheets to the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Being Irish myself, I'm fecking allowed to think what I want!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Oh now you're just being silly!
Suggesting a like between thinking and being Irish!:P

I can hardly notice an accent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Have an old pea. :)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Haha, excellent!
"Wot you talkin' bout Weeney?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# beautifully done, too
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Horseshit
If they fail to reach a climate deal in Copenhagen, world leaders flying in their private jets and huddling in five-star hotels will have little to show for their efforts beyond a big, fat carbon footprint.

The U.N. estimates 40,500 tons of carbon dioxide will be pumped into the atmosphere during the 12-day conference - 90 percent of it from flights. The rest comes from waste and electricity related to transport to and from the conference center and lodging in and around the Danish city.

www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/16/world/main5985006.shtml

Fannytastic! What a bunch of cunts
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Ah I return to a fail.
A repeat failer too I seem to recall. I believe we have explained we have a linksboard epecially for this sort of thing to you before. Do we need to again? This time using smaller words?

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Awfully sorry
Clicked first, thought second
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
# yeah. They should conference call important shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I find discussing it on an email thread to be the most effective way to change the world
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# duh, Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Nah, we can sort it out here!
Should we:
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# You had to ask that on b3ta didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Oh SHIT
Sorry, I'm not up to speed with the latest technology
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# yeah bit of a farce isn't it..
seems like humanity will have to learn the hard way, etc etc

(btw, you need to post a picture)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I couldn't give a toss.
The sooner humanity is removed from the universe the better. All this righteous horseshit about caring for the planet is just so much pretentious posturing and egotistical selfishness. If the hippies really wanted to do the world a favour they'd go on a killing spree starting with their own children and ending with themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Crisps Mista?

Just the thing after a busy day of watersports
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more meat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# or more salad...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)

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