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# the makeup is incredible
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Two Daisy smurfs?
Smurf yeah! There's gonna be some smurfing tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# binsmurfed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't ^ Would ^ Would ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Would?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# *smurfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Spooner knows best.


`polygees for the newb re-posting as entry rather than (earlier) responding to parent image.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# nice!
board was super-slow anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeew.
But yay spoonerisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# okay so you can post this on your blog or your myspace or like whatever
 



 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Post it in my BOG, more like.
HNY2U2MH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# THIS YEAR I RESOLVE TO BE EVERY BIT THE SELF-ABSORBED HATEFUL JERK I WAS IN 2009
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:07, archived)
# YAY! MOAR HATE CRIME AND SHIT!
www.b3ta.com/board/9856433
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:24, archived)
# ahhhahhhah.
 
SMASH IT ALL TO SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:26, archived)
# ALSO this is more topical to your top post...
www.b3ta.com/board/9857958

Adventures with the rest of the nutty characters
as soon as I have time to stage and render it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:33, archived)
# Good.
Stay black.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 7:49, archived)
# Do they have animated tattoos yet?
I'm going to post it on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# I do not know, human.
 
for myself I lost much of this afternoon reading this
whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:09, archived)
# also this is the best 2girls1cup video I have seen this year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oU7bV1Cq8
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:15, archived)
# They are working on it...
LED Tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 7:13, archived)
# Awwww thanks
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sub-orbital arse pills. You deserve the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
# I like this.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Ta!
Quiet at this time of day, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)
# Very.
Luckily, I have insomnia, so Im usually around to catch the hidden gems.

Time to get up for work now, though.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Ah, a late afternoon stroll for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# i can imagine a little *thwimp!* during the successful entry
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:46, archived)
# And an almost inaudiable "smack"
as the cheeks meet up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)
# This is good.
I might make "sub-orbital arse-pills" my new swear-word of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Shortly before finally caving in and accepting an Indian head massage...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Simple cure
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Will it get me a bit longer off work?
If not, I may as well just shove it up me arse etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)
# wtjhand
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# WUT?
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Welcome to Jamaca Have a Nice Day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# oh thanks for clearing that up you gin soaked whore
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Fuck You Slage
and bom to yo mama jingely jingely waa waah lambo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# oh cockgobblers
:(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Don't worry.
It's not banned by the World Professional Snooker and Billiards Association. Yet.
So you'll be fine for this season's tournaments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Don't worry my good chum,
These merely prevent B3ta seeing pictures in the event of a server crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# Oh the punnage!
It's not a laugh, but it's close, but it's different. There's no word for the pun effect, but we like it and hate it, like scratching an itch. We solved a puzzle, so we liked it, but it was pointless, so we hate it. So complex, so simple. So incomprehensible.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)
# Heh
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 6:36, archived)
#

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I knew a folk guitarist who used to play an intricate guitar instrumental called 'Shitfaced in Asda'.
Seeing this made me hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Tres Cool
My filters tripped over themselves. No tangental art could be made.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 7:42, archived)
# For somethings you still need to do it the manual way.
cfb 1280x960 290k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Now Jim is driving like a pro.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Nicely
Similarly, for blind people, all the controls are written in Braille
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# We potentially life-threatening wrecks object to this derogatory reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# At this precise point in time
I endorse this sentiment :)
*raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# just as i'm off to the tavern meself!
have a woo and a click!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# **takes advice**
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# *Grabs Gin Bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# *Raises VAT*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# oh hai booze
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Cheers indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger glass...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
[challenge entry] proast
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# FAKE - NO CANKLES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# and now i go bed
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Do it yourself liposuction
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# triangle man boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# i am very interested in your product
please explain the workings
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# EASY
When you get the product, put the hose in your belly button and pump until you loose the weight desired. Example, if you want to loose 30 lbs, you'll have to pump for 10 hours...
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Boing! Bounce your way to happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Good 'nings, sir.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the people that man the phones for the samaritans all had tourettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# i would post my samaritans picture
but some dull cunt is gazing me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Gaze back...
...menacingly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Sorry, I'm totally trying to sex you.
What with you being a hot intergirl and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# apparently i'm just here to troll
no sexings for you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# So why do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# do what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Troll all the time
I've asked you a few times and you keep dodging the question
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# who made you the king of shit town?



do me a favour and fuck off you paranoid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# See, there you go again
Why do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# bzzt
repetition
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# People other than the king are allowed to ask questions in shit town, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I"m glad you cleared that up....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# i want these
i was discussing with my sister earlier tonight the fact that i've never had a space hopper of my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# 'lo Smash
I know a few fine gentlemen that would be most willing to play the part or your space hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# really?
who might they be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# For starters
there's that chap in the Tango ads. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# *slaps both sides of your head*
*tangoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# *Puts rose between teeth*
*puts teeth in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# pfff
i want michael mcmanus or russel howard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# not that one!
the one with the dodgy bunwig hairdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Should have been more specific
I should have realised that you meant this one
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# ew!
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:03, archived)
# OK. I'll try the other one
Russell
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# now you're just being silly
and pissing on my horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Yes
and you've just broken Google
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# WOO HOO!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Richard Nixon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# yes, I just wanted to say that I forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Thank you
1973 was a bad year
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# How much bounce do I get?
This is critical as I have quite low ceilings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Remove the ceilings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I did this
Photobucket

first post, ever i have a job now so b3ta is my life
(Sir Hemo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
#
but i want to win
(Sir Hemo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# you can never win
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# noooooo!!!
not the wildenstein!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# oh hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# 'first post' okay -- but this work you presented demonstrates a great depth of experience
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I do have GCSE art does that count
but i failed Alevl graphics
(Sir Hemo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
#
i cant spewl
(Sir Hemo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# What a bastard!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Fuck yeah Dogmatix
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# was that before or after you stole Obelix's pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I like you already.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# oxyethylene

bandwidth heavy version
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# it's like a party inside a toblerone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Yes! Yes it it is!*
*maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# well, that's what it makes me think of
but i'm being distracted by the awesomeness of my INFLATABLE REMOTE-CONTROLLED MINI COOPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Errrr.....
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# ooooh!
what is it?
what does it do?
is it a danger to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Only on Tuesdays.
So, you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# needs more Escher stairs
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Quite right.
*goes off to sort more Escher stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Rectilinear!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# *is confused by long word*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# It means the room smells like poo!
e.g. Gosh it is rectal in here!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# WOAH! STUFF AND STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# *points*
There be stuff!
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hello epiphany I found a picture for you
i.imgur.com/MemYV.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# aaaawww!
he thinks he's people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Ahahahahhhahahaha thanks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# lovely...
you're up late making pretty pictures, I see!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
Should be making myself ready for work 'n all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Thank goodness . . . my first background for my new computer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Albert Speer meets the Italian futurists on a dystopian future Mars?
What a road/canal to choose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck pills, they're for poofs





(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# why would fuck pills be there for poofs?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# the immortal question
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I hope you don't mind, by the way,
I took your FP and made it my facebook picture. couldn't resist. i was sure to credit you.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Fuck pills imortal!!!
*Holds sword aloft*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
# sorry it took a while to sort out grammar and ting
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# pfffftahahaha
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# *spangs*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Stephen Hawkrang


No reason.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Ok, you got me...
I have to admit, that made me do a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# is it wrong
that Shredder gave me the serious horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# No, that's perfectly normal.
He was intended to by the artist.

edit: Oh, is Shredder the one on the right? I'm not so sure, then.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Never seen Shredder actually shred anything.
He's just there for eye candy!
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# without that mask on his face
he was fucking HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# mask, spiked arm guards, and a cape.
He sure was into the kinky stuff.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# that's probably why i wanted to ride him hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I dressed up as Shredder once
It was for a drama class, going to a primary school to warn about the danger of fireworks.
Turtles had all the answers. I forgot my lines and had to look in my helmet for cues, great days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i bet you didn't look as hot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# aw...
*decides against ruining touching childhood memory with cheap helmet gag*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I just made up a touching childhood joke if it helps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# poor horse :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# he's doins a sleeps
zzz *not dead*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Chem it all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# wobbly has just got in from 6 hours in the pub.
* should i post my comment or pass out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# pass comment from an outpost...
kill two birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Pass out the comment and lean on a post !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Expected horse . . . gotta stay off of that bad horse . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Michael Jackson, the Beerhunter?
foundfootagefest.com/videos/michael-jackson-striptease
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Efelamps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Arf
Decent album, that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Where's epiphany?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I like it, too...
but prefer their first two lo-fi albums. they got Trevor Horn in to tidy up the sound on this one. Or was it the one before?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant
Is a nice title for an album.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# It most certainly is...
They can title well, I'll give them that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I remember them
in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# What else do you remember?
and do you ever do it in the present
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I remember Tuesday 27rd March 1809
in Naples

it makes me forget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha!
but careful, they've got a weirdly obsessive fanbase. They'll be after you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# With their scarves and Bertrand Russell quotations ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# as bertrand russel once said
the only thing that can redeem mankind is cooperation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# He wasn't very co-operative when I asked him to help
me shift a sofa. Said he had a book to write, the bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# fucking intellectuals!
never willing to help with the hard work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# And fey whimsicality
hiding a wry cynicism. Watch your back!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# [/;-D
The power of the economic reformer is limited by the technical productivity of labor.
So long as it was necessary to the bare subsistence of the human race that most men
should work very long hours for a pittance, so long no civilization was possible except
an aristocratic one; if there were to be men with sufficient leisure for any mental life,
there had to be others who were sacrificed for the good of the few. But the time when
such a system was necessary has passed away with the progress of machinery.

It would be possible now, if we had a wise economic system, for all who have mental
needs to find satisfaction for them. By a few hours a day of manual work, a man can
produce as much as is necessary for his own subsistence; and if he is willing to forgo
luxuries, that is all that the community has a right to demand of him. It ought to be
open to all who so desire to do short hours of work for little pay, and devote their
leisure to whatever pursuit happens to attract them. --B. Russell
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# wise words...
wait a minute, 'forgo luxuries'?
Fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# That's the fly in the ointment.
But it is likely your idea of luxuries is far from what he is speaking of.
Mere indulgences pale in comparison to having famous musicians
at your daughters birthday party or erecting follies in public areas etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# phew!
so broadband and a car would be ok? Count me in, Bertie! Roll on the three-day week!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# As Bertrand Russell once said
I'm so fucking drunk I could piss at a sherry glass from 20 paces and hit everything but the glass.
I need to be abed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# really?
i must be bertrand russel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# haha!
me too. night!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Bertrand Russell, or Ron Paul
people who listen to Belle and Sebastian invariably are also huge Joss Whedon cultists and Ron Paul libertarians... at least, in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Ron Paul is a fucking shitty freak magnet.
So it sort of makes sense I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Shake it . . . don't break it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] That'll keep him amused...
zombie gum
zombie gum - nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# that will mask rotting smells
but how will it stop your zombie from trying to eat your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Too busy chewing
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# My Uncle is called Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Mine too!
and weirdly my g/f's as well (thought they're not the same guy btw)
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# this is the freakiest mindpiss I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# i once had a teacher called brian!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# NO FUCKING WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# oh wait
i think it was bryan
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# EEW!!!
He wasn't fuckin Welsh was he?

Cos that's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# HE WAS A FUCKIN MERKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# so is mine, and my girlfriend's
it must be a rule
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I have no relatives called Brian
c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# get out now
you've ruined it for the children
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# *shuffles off*
*changes name to Brian*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# my mother's name is brian
but only at weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# An anagram of Brian is "in bra"
Now what does that say about the world today?
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# WE LIKE TITS
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Amen to that brother
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# that we need more bras
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# haha!
I've been playing 'Plants vs Zombies'.
Great, but I wouldn't recommend trying it unless you're prepared to lose hours of your life...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I stopped playing it when I realised I was actually spending time in a pretend garden watering stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# yeah - I got to that stage and thought, wait a minute...
I'm killing zombies to save up for a gold watering can. This isn't quite right somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# it's no Peggle,
EXTREME FEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# ah, peggle...
as more-ish as crack...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Chew got that right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# yey for zombies
(and peas)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# haha!
*orders in time for own funeral*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Haha
Top effort with the handage
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# i seriously want one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Groundbreaking action !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Bored...
...love Penguin.


Click for bigger (163 kb)
(solidbronze, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# then why
is the penguin's little circle prison orange?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# because of all the orange
in the Antarctic.
(solidbronze, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i love lamp :D
and this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# and watching real monsters, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# nice!
I was enjoying a Penguin book just before coming on here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)

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