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[challenge entry] Sure this has bindun but iMadeone anyway....
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I'd buy this version.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I can sell you one
just £99.99
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Bargain.
I'll take fortyfwee.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# that's 4299.57 please
but as it's you - lets call it £4300
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# iZod!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE ME SON OF.....
Or something
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# ismirked
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Disallowed compo is disallowed.
Therefore this is fail.

But I like it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaa
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Yey, one I actually like :D
KNEEL BEFORE iZOD!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Ace!
now that is funny
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Bow before Jobs!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Blow Jobs
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# good idea!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Woah!
Sorry!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# no worries
just giving ya shit :P

have a *click*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Guilty.......
Guilty!!!

Guilteeeeeh.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon...

pPad touch anyone?

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ahahaha!
"iJobs compatible"!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Izza lil kittee!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Does it lick the screen clean when you're not using it?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# It buries its apps.
..
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ...
and throws up in it's camera, Flash, HDMI touchscreen
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The not so all new .....iCrap
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# You said it
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# iCouldntgiveafuck
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *logs on*
RIP B3ta: September 2001 - January 2010
*logs out*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# yup :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Oooo handbags!
Like a dog poo, this challenge will pass and be forgotten about, until suchtimes as someone treads in it and walks it into the house.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# You big wet nellie Archie
give it a day or so and this will all blow over.

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# oh, man up.
just ignore the compo and make some funny pictures about something else.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I'm loving how people are assuming I'm being serious with this comment, it's quite fun to watch :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# it's only causing a stir because you're a celeb
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I've got red on me :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# b3ta's really gone downhill ever since I joined....

...oh wait!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# welcome to my life on b3ta
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# shut up you northern fuck
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# up your cunt!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I remember when I was a kid
I'd pretend that I was joking whenever I said something that was clearly wrong.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I remember I had this dull troll

who bla bla bla bla on and on he would go.

same tired argument every day bla bla bla
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
yup pathetic bla bla bla
never learning..on and on he'd go..round and round in a never ending circle
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I mean you used to be a really cool guy
and now you're just desperate to be a cunt. At what point do you take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what you've become?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# like I said your opinion of me isn't worth a squirt of piss wee man
and I will keep deleting this

*ding wrong answer*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# It's ok
I'll make a hilarious montage later

Keep proving to me how you don't give a shit about what I say, by deleting it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# oh no..my troll is going to shame me on b3ta!!!!
what will they think of me...
bring it on you little fuck.

trust me I'll get over it..honestly what are you going to do...wah wah wah *tantrums*

look at prodigy deleting threads, I think over the 6 odd years I've been here you're not the first troll I've done it too
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# please delete this post
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# can't wait for this hilarious montage that'll confirm how much of a trollish cunt you are


knock yerself out wee man.

can't wait
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# last word
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# yer maw!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# And there it is, beautifully played
*golf applause*

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(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# last word
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Alt-Alt-Compo?
/back next week too
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# you're still here aren't you?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ... and so is my wife ;)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# :DDDD
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# brilliant :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaa @your sig
It needs a tiltable stand add-on and possibly an external keyboard... oh hang on (!)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *watches the penny drop*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I missing something with all this iPad business?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I thought it was a "feminine hygene" product
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# you're confusing it with the cunt plug
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Clunge sponge?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# minge wipes
clunge sponge so needs to be trade-marked right now
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
Clunge Sponge ® ™
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Ah - de-ris'd
Ta :-)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# NO!
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# The bridge IS the shark
but where is the helicopter?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Oh god.
You've just broken my mind.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Wednesdays have been cancelled due to lack of interest
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# yup :(
a week of ipish and houses
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Play Games, I'm afraid I can't do that Steve
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# daisy daaaaaaaaisy
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I dun a cartoon
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Does he have a friend called Igor Tabom?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *steals*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Gah! All that work and I'm getting bumped by a bridge with teef
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Kinky!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# pffft
the old ones are the old ones
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I know someone called Jean
I have to resist greeting her by saying "Hi Jean!"
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Gesundheit
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
brilliant! :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# you're just jealous of my well-shaped bottom
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# it is
fantastic! :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Job's a good 'un
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Brilliant shoppery!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I didn't get where I am today by producing affordable gadgets, Reggie!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Me and mrs CJ dont like this apple pad thing
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# As much isn't going on..thought I'd post this pic from a recent gig..our lead guitarist appears to 'have just cum'. Thought people might enjoy shopping him.
If this image truly offends, please feel free to give me the good skull fucking I deserve, then let this thred disappear into obscurity.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ah.
Erm ... now ... y'see ... er ...

Ah.

Hmm.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NARD
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# jimmy somerville
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# After merging with Simon Pegg
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# LOLS. He gets this all the time.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# The keyboard player in my band looks like Mike Frost
Maybe we should get them together?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Why not, eh
everything else is this shit

EDIT: Why is that guy called NARD trying to fellate a tennis bat?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# He's wearing a pale pink rugby shirt.
Apparently through choice.

I think that that might be a clue to your question.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 in 1
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Who takes a tennis racket to a gig?
You'd have to be a right nard to do that.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# The Mafia intimidated him into buying it
It's one of their racquets.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# He thought he was safe from their intimidation
but discovered he'd been double (la)crossed.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# It was a theme night at Harper Uni.. 'Golf Pro's and Tennis Ho's'
Alot of scantily clad women flashing their panties is good for the soul..
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Isn't Harper where farmers go to learn farming?
Or am I terribly confused?

(Actually, you could answer in the affirmative to both those questions.)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# well fook me backwards and call me elaine... why yes it is
mainly an agricultural uni, but with tons of other courses too.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# They say that light shines out of some peoples asses..well she could fit the sun up there.. LOL
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Meme me.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah!!!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# what?
I don't get why they think that would offend some people.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You haven't seen me in a skimpy nightie
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

.
iPad, check
smiley house, check
magenta cock, check
.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:08, archived)
# BRING OUT YER DONKEYS!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# You innovator you!
Ning you slaaaags.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The alt compo was "Building With Faeces" right...?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# may as well be
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Is that Richard Long?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ITS SO UNFAIR!
I HATE THIS COMPO, AND I HATE YOU! ALL OF YOU!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Crazy Alpine Chalet is Crazy
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ^ Nice
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# from the bbc homepage...


(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)
# That confectionery looks full of E-numbers
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Silly Tribs,
E is not a number
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Not even in Hexadecimal?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Not even in b3ta
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
#
...crudely drawn confectionary?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Silly WiL
You've forgotten the most beautiful equation in the world (TM): e^{i\pi}-1=0.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Looks at www.bbc.co.uk
Oh fucksocks! I have been iPad-rolled!

I hate you!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Mongshed is happy.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# mmmmhhhnnggg
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)
# stupid woman
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# house - tick, face - tick,compo winner (no).
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Also comes with built in Forsooth
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# PLEASE END THIS
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# *pats on back*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# YOUTUBE MATERIAL
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Yeh that seems about right
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# i'll be back next week when this is all over
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)

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