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[challenge entry] Few people knew who really got Red Rum over the finish line


(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Wonderwoman was well lush.
Book better than tv, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# yes women are hot
men are idiots

fact.

/justbeendumped blog
*bitter*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# *strokes your hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ahhhh
that was nice.

thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# it works every time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Take the opportunity to sleep around and have lots of meaningless, casual sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Lynda Carter
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Linda Carter...
...could certainly get me over the 'finishing line'.

Know whadda mean? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings :)

Wallpapery sized here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# oo that's good
I have a feeling that this compo will just be "cut out a superhero and paste it on to a historical scene"

/obligatory compo moan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I'll have you know I drew that from scratch sir!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# tank girl was based on a friend of mine*
: D
*as in the inspiration for the character
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# really? which version?
I hope not the original
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# err yes the original
is that a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# the original was quite a hefty girl
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1267697486/originaltankgirl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ooo
i guess not that early then, don't know that much about Hewlett. She was the inspiration for the sexh one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ha yeah, I guessed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Shithot!
Take THAT hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Loving Hitler's stumpy legs
By the way could anyone advice the best place to turn my monster 250kb gif to a more manageable size? Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# 250k is fine for an animation
400k is the limit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Trust me for the heap of turd I'm about to unleash 250k is way too high
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Tank girl is a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# woo nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# That's significantly better drawn by you
than by the current artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# cheers muchly
Have to agree I'm not a fan of Rufus Dayglo's work. And Ashley Woods was a horrible let down considering how amazing it could have been
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# to be honest
I'm finding TG a complete waste of the very small number of comic pages in the megazine each month.

I'm just not finding it funny. Perhaps I outgrew that style of humour when I stopped scribbling nob gags on school jotters myself.

Not that I'm saying nobody would. The letters page seems to have had some glowing words on the subject, although they are coming less and less now. I'd just love to see something make more use of the pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I would say the reason it doesn't work is because Hewlett's art was massively more entertaining
plus he added a whole load of extra throw away pop references which made it such a thing of its time.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I'd have to agree
I'd admit i wasn't even a huge fan of it "back then", but I do remember it being witty and entertaining in its own quirky way.

A flame that now appears to have gone out.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I love this so very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The little breeder
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone said saving Dinosaurs...


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(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
#
That's not a live desk, that's a studio desk. And none of the faders are up anyway. Tsk.
(meat2veg hello!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# So...
Iron Man is really working for Sharon Osbourne...!!!!!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This guy had the job before Clark Kent. He didn't last very long.
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Haha
EPIC title *click*


(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
That's just ace.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hhahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# haha
he's eyeing up her butt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# "but I ordered lamb...of God"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha
Hey Judas - get the bill.

Where the fuck am I going to get 30 pieces of silver from on a bank holiday weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# "Where the fuck is he? We want to order!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Top Fontage *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] say no more


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(grotpig, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# he is moody
why is there a ZX Spectrum in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# B Integer out of range
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# R: Tape Loading Error
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# 10 PRINT "A VAGABOND IS ACE"
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Scroll?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# D BREAK - CONT repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# 30 ON BREAK GOSUB AVAGABOND
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# YOU ARE IN A FOREST
YOU CAN SEE: FRODO, DAGGER, TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# FUCK GANDALF!
meh - someone had to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooh! Careful now....
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# In the words of Shakespeare
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# How bizarre!
But also well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Who are these guys?
I was looking for that source pic a while back!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sound Advice for the Son of God


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Green X Code Man - "...but I dont know what that 'RLNI' stuff stands for???...its all greek to me"
Jesus- "Fucksocks! you're a shit Green X Code Man!"
Green X Code Man - "...Erm...might have something to do with Lifeboats.."
Jesus- "Fuck Off!"


(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Darth Vader is disappointed with Jesus's progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# "A Negative Medechlorian Reading My Lord"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Really Large Nails In me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I think you'll find it's INRI
Stands for "I'm Nailed Right In" innit.
(marlboroman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I'm Not Really Interested
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Ikea Nails Read Instructions
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# "I didn't want one with jam on!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# lol Its the same guy with the flail, getting one last boot in!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# haha
those hotdogs they sell can get a bit messy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Out of interest
do you know why when I "clicked for bigger" the image loaded from the bottom up, rather than top down like every other image on the interwebs?
(marlboroman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# are you using an Australian mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Technically yes
But I don't think that's it. Tis a little perculiar though. I just wish they'd thought of it 10 years ago when dialup was the only means of accessing porn.
(marlboroman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Wise ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahahah! perfect :D
good nings to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Win!
Click
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely stuff Ninj!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hia Moley!
Thankee sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Like I always ask when I see Spiderman so high above the skyline
What the fuck's he hanging from?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It was Eric on the Grassy Knoll with a Banana
(retroroberto, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# his colours are all wrong
is he the Venom-Bananman?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
there wasn't any colour in the 60s only dull sepia celluloid effects
(retroroberto, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# also: 184.24 kB?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
#
causing problems with your dial-up huh?
(retroroberto, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Oh cripes, DM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] not so great fire of london


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(grotpig, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:54, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh fuck?
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.
so there

Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# and for the next 2000+ years
people worshipped the bat

nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# all hail our new batmen overlords
really really made me laugh :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# I love it when something makes me laugh
and this made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# pfffft
that's marvelously silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# from now on
Fuckin' Nescafe will be my expletive of choice.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Especially if you're a young Glaswegian man in the early 80's
We were bad schoolkids, because we laughed at his misfortune.
(DoomDalek Purple is a fruit!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Ferking braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Jesus was a fat man, no jesus was batman
shit, no, that was bruce wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Crack up...
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Superheroes HAVE been around since time immoral but they haven't always been as attentive, or as humble.
(marlboroman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Brucey Bin dun b4?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# That must be very subtle...
What have you done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Maybe he is Sam Raimi
and he created the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Maybe his head had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)
#
Thought it was allowed to post unshopped images obviously I'm not taking credit for the movie hence the been dun b4...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Afraid not matey.
Stuff you've made pls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# And before you really wind everybody up...
DO NOT DELETE THE THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# I wish it was Sam Raimi
I'd beg him to settle his creative differences with Sony, before they go and fuck up spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# I thought they already did that with SM3
zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# It did rather suffer from having too many baddies
In my perfect world, it would have just been Spiderman Vs Venom.

Oh, and seeing is it's my perfect world, Kirsten Dunst would have had her charlies out for most of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# she's weird
she looks like she's got really bad teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Sooo...
In my perfect world scenario, in which Kirsten Dunst is spending almost her entire screen time with her norks out...

You'd be looking at her teeth...?

Never mind, you wouldn't see them in the lesbian sex scenes she has with Betty Brant. Betty's ladyparts would block your view.

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)
# mmm... ladyparts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)
# yep.
Kirsten would be picking pubes out of her crooked teeth for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
#
bumsocks
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Shopping is required....

It's slightly historical... I shopped out Bliar.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Click for Bruce...
Anti-click for lazy attempt! (Rich coming from me I know!)

As an aside, wifey outdid herself and got me that Coen brother/Raimi early film I can't remember the name of! Anyway- Go Wifey!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting it over with
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:42, archived)
# I knew it!
note to mods : image challenge links appear to be borked

edit : ta for the fix!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:48, archived)
# So's the pic.
I forgot to reverse the view.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:51, archived)
# reverse the whole pic
nobody will notice
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Inverting the colours would also have been fun
He was there for the antihindenberg after all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:53, archived)
# perhaps they've given up on the compo already
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:52, archived)
# maybe there's a new superhero called the Missing Link
whose special vision can see er... missing links



previously #1
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:54, archived)
# haha
they must be brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Haha
b3ta.com/board/9079435
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:54, archived)
[challenge entry] worst ones ever sorry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)
# TIGER WOODS LOL
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:21, archived)
# thats fucking SKILL that is
it is

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

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