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# Johnny no like bath tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
mind you he looked different when he was young: img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/prezzerDM2004_468x439.jpg

there's a lesson to all us lads reaching middle-age - stay off the pies!
3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zlc12g6TJYI/SlZ79cRNJSI/AAAAAAAAAxU/9pytCMb6gyc/s400/John+Prescott+Pieman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
Holy crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# So CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Even at an early age John suffered from Bulimia.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# hahahhahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# No more that pool Slobo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The expression fits perfectly!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Morning Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"You got the cutest little baaaabyface"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I always like to think of these paintings as an elaborate way of trying to sell that stuff
Like before ebay, you got the painters in.

Anybody want to buy my lute?

A+++ would paint again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# BNIB Weird angled skull thing
Be the envy fo your friends with this skull that can only been seen from below and slightly to the side.

Ships from Hong-Kong, items usually delivered in 6-8 months.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# BIN: Inexplicable Pyramid with top chopped off £3.99
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# newsletter subject line jokes
Oi! B3tans, stop playing with your cunny
your job is to write us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# PUT YOUR COCK AWAY / SHOW US YOUR TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# read it
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Naomi Campbell kidnapped in Pakistan....so fucking what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Terminator 5 - Recycling day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# for those too lazy to press the StumbleUpon button
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# TITS or TITS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# BBC cuts -
how many more presenters must die?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahah
several
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# le tits
is what he seems to be saying to me /accomplished lip-reader
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# George Lamb at the very least....
he's still alive apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Scientists have many other claims, they just need a shit load more money to make them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# If you are having difficulty viewing this newsletter, view it online here: http://tiny.cc/BY2YP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Why did I go to the effort of copying and pasting that URL in a new browser window
when I knew full well what it would be! :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# This.

ps: you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# best of all the shortened URLs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# International Wanking Accident Awareness Week?
Many more like this and we'll have to do a run down at the BAFTAs of those that have shuffled off this mortal coil, stiff a a board with a dressing gown cord around thier necks.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Sexy as pantless crotchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# RESIDING IN YOUR INBOX LIKE A NON-DOM PEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Bangin' like a dunny door in a storm mate!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# It's official - everyone has now seen a wanking guy on ChatRoulette
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Y'know, I've now spent a few hours on CR and I haven't seen a single penis.
Are they all hiding from me or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hang on - let me get my webcam fired up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I WAS that guy
and you lingered there far longer than was strictly neccesary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's like the Big Issue but without the faint smell of wet biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Gov't announces newsletter scrappage scheme
Trade in your 10+year old newsletter and get a brand spanking new one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT GORDON BROWN'S PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Good morning!
I dun a BBC mash to go with my coffee and biscuit (Rocky bar).
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# haha
I thought that too - most sensational image on beebnews for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# “Don’t you know about Moby Dick? He eats people alive. It’s true, it’s in The Bible!” *takes his children and leaves*
edit: also, that's fucking quality that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
"asteroid probably came from space"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Shopped only etc.
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha
'Polar bears 'had it coming'
fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahhahahah! "Polar bears had it coming"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# That picture has been Photoshopped.
I can tell by some of the pixels, because I've seen quite a few shops in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# dinosaur shields are the best kind of shields
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Brushes? We don't need no steenking brushes!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# hehe
Nice shop - he suits it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# He looks like one tough hacienda owner

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# As we like to say in our office...
There is no picture of anyone or anything that cannot be improved by the addition of a sombrero. Fact.
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I see it's the 'Ironmans' on Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha thats awfully good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# He doesn't look too happy

top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ta sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# You're good you :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Cheers Whato!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# That is grand
I feel like clicking...so I will!
(FlyingChumpino milk was a bad choice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] fiery lols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Unbelievably the BBC have yet again rejected my program idea
where we burn TV psychics on a pyre for witchcraft, in front of a live studio audience. there's even a phone-in vote for whether we wet the straw and allow them the mercy of passing out before they burn. Derren Brown can host it.

SATURDAY NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# but Derren Brown is head witch
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Should've sent it to Endemol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# he's as bad as the rest of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
I'm off to see him (again) tomorrow night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Oh shit
What was that dude in the wig called again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Gary Spivey
www.garyspivey.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ah yes!

ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I thought that pic of him in front of Tulum was uncanny
until I saw the one with his fingers on his temples and those 'thought waves'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha excellent
I rewatched it at the weekend, it's amazing how many words begin with V that you don't use in everyday vocabulary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I suspect that this depiction has been executed previously


Google is a superhero is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahhaha, proper office lolage :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# :D
I had this in my head anyway, I only compo'd it at the last minute. I expect a flaming from the purists, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany second now...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Sorry Griff, it's a supercomputer.
Or a superpower. Or a superconductor, or something like that.
Brilliantly done though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Google is a brand of the Illuminati
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I'm going with supercollider

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# I think it's a supercolander
sifting though all the the data on the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ooh - clevva!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Some people might suggest it is an evil supervillain

re: the stats board. I meant to say that some of my best friends have one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# wow.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# innit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# haha
genie arse
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I've not seen it...
...it's rather well done and thus, is *clicked* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# aw cheers Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] If you're that rich, you wouldn't use iron...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# can't say pharaoh than that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# That pun sphinx.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Is 'is some kind of joke? You've really Set yourself up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Not as much as these Samoses I have for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# *impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Lovely!
Simple yet original idea, nicely executed. More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# What a tit!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Needs more "fucksocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# happy new ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# You are Monty Python
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Nice shaving action!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Soup-herb
Needs more recognition... recognise people!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# HITLER SMASH
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Tiny ripped purple shorts :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# :D
Don't make me angry, Jew wouldn't like me when I'm angry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# :D
(Ninja!)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hahahhahahah! Hulkler :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)
# HULK TASHE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hahahahahah I hadn't spotted that
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Mornin Bela! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha:DDD
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha! That's a real "Laugh at my uniform and I'll gut you" sort of expression :D
good nings! Thank fuck it's Friday... I really can't put up with much more of this week
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I'll second that!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Morning sir

The week hasn't been that bad to me, to be honest. The Great Recovering started earlier this week, and yesterday I had a concert.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I can't place my finger on why but this is makng me think of peewee herman...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# because you are a sick sick man
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# ITS NOT A SUGGESTION.
IT'S THE LAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# according to my housemate, "give me a cigarette in return for letting you live" is impolite.
its not impolite, its a fair deal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
# As my mate was want to say (backed up with a clenched fist) "Give; live, or don't give."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# NOT FURNISHING MY CRAVINGS COULD DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH AND OTHERS AROUND YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I've got coffee
with vanilla syrup in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# deliberately?
I'm trying to motivate myself out of bed and towards my espresso pot. So far, no progress. There is no kind, loving god.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# That's not coffee.
That's a children's dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# I've run out of sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I'll give you some sugar, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Hello stranger
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hello sirrah!
its me! from the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# yay!
it's you again.

hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# its a TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
so the morris dancers got to you then.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Join us...
one of us
one of us
one of us
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)
# YOU!
:D

I have tea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I!
ME!
HERE!
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I've not had anything to drink this morning, but if I get up to make a drink, I'll be expected to make everyone else a drink in the immediate vicinity too.
I'm stuck with a real dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] nings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)
# pffh :)

ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)
# nings chap, all upbeat and ready for what the day may throw at you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# nope

but hopefully Bad Company 2 will cheer me up when it arrives
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# nothing like sweary shooting to make Prodge smile :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# don't forget the stabby stabs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Ooh I fancy that too mate
Looks good eh? Good review for it on GameTrailers.com

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# yup love the idea of being able to blow the shit out of everything :D
ps3,Xpox or PC?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)
# demo was ace
but am I right in saying there's no co-op mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# yea no co-op :(
but online looks ace
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Pah I say! (will still get though)
just a shame - Flashpoint 2 played as co op was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)
# haha thats special
colossus activating his living steel and pushing two soldiers through a wall was the highlight of X2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# :) I like that, good thinking

good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Ning sir!
Congrats on the lully FP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
# beehives always make arnie happy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# hahaaa
nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuppasoupaman



Note to self: call agent about a full-time job.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:23, archived)
# I want to fuck you with a rake.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:31, archived)
# Hoe hoe!
and on that note I'll go to bed.

Note to readers: I'm very busy at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:33, archived)
# haha!
I like this kind of retort, it's rather funny! hoe hoe indeed!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...
...I think it should win.


Click for bigger (140 kb)
(MrSnoobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:18, archived)
# They say
The early bird gets the worm.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:21, archived)
# booyah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
# 'I unearthed this, I think it should win a place in a museum'
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Haha, this gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Not worryin too much.

Probably should be.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:54, archived)
# death practice, part one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# that regretsy site is taking me to some interesting places
woebegoneart.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Naturally.
Once one's had one's first stroke, one is generally not all that bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:59, archived)
# When I'm trying not to worry about something I like to stand on my balcony and HOOOOOOOOO at the people below.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)
# I like to watch an episode maybe of that great hit show two and a half men and then I'm not so worried as before
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:20, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Oh
That's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:32, archived)
# thanks, but it was a knock-off
www.b3ta.com/board/6841592
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:40, archived)
# this is still my favourite episode
www.b3ta.com/board/9309268
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:13, archived)
# on the shoulders of giants then
I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
#
www.retardsy.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Yes.
also:

www.boringcentral.com/posts/valentines-day-gift/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:17, archived)
# glorious
 
the pixelation makes that one, I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:36, archived)
# It certainly adds a sinister tone to the whole affair
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:59, archived)
# I'll try that on the subway
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)
# have you seen this
kalikazoo.blogspot.com/2010/02/gimme-cat-gaga-goop.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:16, archived)
# Nope, looks awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:25, archived)
# I would not be surprised if her new single was to be "Cock"
 
not surprised at all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:33, archived)
# I mean she's already written "lol bi/curious" and "OMG I'm too famous"
she's running out of deep personal themes, here.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:47, archived)
# squatting in a pool of blood.. has she done that already?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:56, archived)
# though I haven't heard any complete songs of hers
only covers, by people who can really sing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlNwOUcCxug
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# There are a lot of things I don't like about lady gaga
I mean she looks fucking disgusting with the shit she wears, she's inspired a whole new generation of fuckwit teenagers and I don't like her songs.

That being said, she can actually sing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4KQksDXhjQ (skip the first 30 seconds or so)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:04, archived)
# see, if she were actually transgender, I could be into that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# although I did hear a rumour that Ms Germanotta can, in fact, sing, and all this gaga bullshit is a put-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)
# DID YOU HEAR IT FROM ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:07, archived)
# no my flatmate reckoned
she was showing me the Cartman/Walken/Gaga mashups

yet I shall continue to avoid Gaga like say, the Ting Tings, or the plague
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# no.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# yes.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# No, really you shouldn't.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Am I being naughty?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Such a naughty!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Mini chevron anyone?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Oh, go on then
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:12, archived)
# chevron baby
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:34, archived)
# yeah but you would say that
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:46, archived)
# So would I!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:17, archived)
# Oh my god, we could Chevron again!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Like we CHEVRONNED last summer
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:18, archived)
# It's almost like CHEVRON
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# CHEVRON ftw tbh imho like
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# You wanna sleep with common CHEVRONS
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:20, archived)
# Common CHEVRONS like me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:20, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I'd like this popular paged please
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:17, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:22, archived)
# Is that a common cock gobbler?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)
# On closer inspection
I giggled
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:43, archived)
# GET UP (UH), GET GET GET DOWN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:55, archived)
# That's just eye wrongling
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# I drewed a Sci FI van thing


Click for bigger (140 kb)
Pencil then letraset marker, then scanned, photoshop new layer multiply, grey background then a bit of highlighting in white on a new layer.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# that is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)
# sort of reminds me of UFO for some reason
(the Gerry Anderson series, not the shite Chubby Brown film)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# :) Kewl
I'm waiting for a TEAM to jump out on the assist :)
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Hmph.
I'm trying to be disrespectful at 3:40am, but wrong time, wrong place.

Time to resume my usual mumsnet trolling (particularly fun at this time of night, cos all the mums are pissed and starting to feel guilty)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)
# this is most excellent.
i love your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad Kent
(bangbang!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# aces
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)

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