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# thinking of meme
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Panda Instruction Manual
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ for sneaky repost
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# I can't believe
that book about correct English had a gun in the joke. The panda didn't have a gun when I heard it, believe me.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 5:30, archived)
# I remember when I finished high school I applied for a receptionist job
The job title was "Director of First Impressions".
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:25, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:41, archived)
# heh
later
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
roffling at that comic
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I'm a Welfare Proportionality Assessment Analyst
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:04, archived)
# TRUFAX
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# FUCK THE GOD DAMN WORLD
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:06, archived)
# I went to bed then remembered some work I had to do
so I had to get up again and finish it.
FUCK YOU WORLD AWW YEAH
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:21, archived)
# DUMB TREEHUGGERS - RETREAT!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:20, archived)
# DUMB FUCKS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# RETREAT
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:24, archived)
# CHIVALRY IS DEAD
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Craig David's weekly planner.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:45, archived)
# I am going to click "I like this",
Becasue I like this.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Genius
Love it
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Introducing the new Lamborghini smart car
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Dave?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Is that you, Dave?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# so cuddly!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# ...from galoob!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# This probably took you ages
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# height="300" width="270"
 


image leeched from www.rccartips.com
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Damn!
I always do these things the hard way.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# eep
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# I wonder how hard it would be to preserve the circularity of the wheels...
OH FORGET IT! I WANT ONE NOW!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I know it's a bit off but it took seconds.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Top wheels, but the damnest thing is that it looks like an egg.
Made out of a blue car with circular wheels. Do you see it?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Oeuf!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# By synchronistic coincidence
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:24, archived)
# sweeeet
 
personally, I choose drinking over driving
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# I want one
but then, I drive a 40 year old beetle
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# You don't have to reinforce your argument.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:14, archived)
# and also
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)
# That is the most amazing thing I've seen all day.
I'm a /links junkie, so genuine kudos here.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
# it is a genuinely novel thing.
I invent stuff: I hate it when someone's better than me
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# and so to bed
My contact lenses will ruin him!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:56, archived)
# that is awesome but even in that short video it looks rather unstable
 
I easily imagine one wing tip hitting something and sending the whole mess spinning in spectacular fashion
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Give the man a chance
he just invented it. Stablisers will come.
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Would.
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# life-size Penny Racer!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:42, archived)
# Coals to Newcastle?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# You're good with diagrams.
I can tell.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Another distressed vector
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Well
I like it.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# interesting style
me likey :~)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Ta.
Now the rest of us are distressed, too.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# oooh now that is fucking good
 
and furthermore: KNEETITS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# OMFKNEETITS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# BITCHHOTNEETITS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# when you were a little kid did you ever pull your jumper down over your knees and pretend you had tits?
 
I got in trouble for stretching my jumper
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# oh yeah, totally
the dick tuck between the legs to see what it was like to have girly parts was a big favorite also.

:P

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# BITCH HOT!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# ^This^
was Mofohohoahaha's 52000th post on /board.

/pointless fact blog
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# THE BESTITIS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# volume punch, issue dick
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Woo for wholesome art.
Reminds me of Fox G. Love a bit. Like two galaxies touching.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
# aww shucks
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)
# Did you ever feel like you got the joke months later?
Foxglove. Digitalis. Poison and ecstasy with a tolerance so tight death herself is drawn to it's flame.

Any connection?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# thats about right
And some joker who never logs in already has the name foxglove.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I don't know what this says about me
but the first thing I saw was a cartoon duck face
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:48, archived)
# That's normal.
Daffadiliousness may progress with an urge to slap fatty masses. Typical treatment is a large mirror and leather chaps.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
# very nice....
i like much of the new stuff you do. Well, I like all the stuff you do, but lately even more so.

On a side note, i need to put my printing stuff away for a week or two. I know what I want to do, and how to do it, but lack the patience.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:06, archived)
# A little bit every day
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# oh god, i pea'd ...and it's toap
I'm such a rebel
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Well in that case
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# he he he!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# ahhahhhhahhahhhahh
but where is the hulk hogan displacement vector?
 
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# This is an historically accurate record
;)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# You're a desperado
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers
hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers

hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers

hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers

hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers

hellonewpersonplease read the faque cheers
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I did it myself.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
#
 

 
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#
kitten
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#
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 6:38, archived)
# As the first thought bubble struck me as a bindi, I give to you the greatest internet idea since "Reload Mayhem"
Bindi Cats
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)
# As the first appreciator of Bindi Cats, I hereby give you sole ownership of said idea.
Register www.bindicats.tv, paste bindi's on cats, get ads from India Date, and make millions. Good hunting.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:27, archived)
# well I do like the idea of a reciprocal arrangement with India Date
do they take meth?
 
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] (: bedtime, methinks
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Can you blame it on :
a : The sunshine
b : The moonlight
c : The good times
d : The boogie?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# I blame it on the rain
I have Milli Vanilli to thank for that wisdom
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Might have known you'd hang that one on them.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# girl you know it's true
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# But
They didn't actually say it.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
# same here
g'night all!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# nite
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Cheerio!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# haha
I like the 'ie' deployed here, rather than 'eg'.

Makes it clear that it's specifically autobiographical. Must be a right sod juggling all three at the same time.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# What?
WEEEEE
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# YAHTZEE!!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# BANZAAAAI!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# London Scenery: blizzard
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# not many stops on that route
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# It's the trans dimensional orion orbital
just don't be in the wrong carriage when the train splits
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# i'll jump out at the switching prism
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Nose wank
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# sorted
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# \o/
oh yeah!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# hahahaha
Can't beat a good old wank on the way home from work
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Can.
A good new wank on the way home from work.

She's getting a bit jaded with the old ones, look; she'd rather read her book.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# She is reading an erotic novel and switching between the old mans wank and the book.
Her bag vibrates
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# brrrm-brrmm
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# that's some high-speed bumsex going on right there
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# hahah
the almighty Bennett

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# OH SHIT YES!
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#
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# hahah
I love this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# in this one
bennett reminds me of some young yob who tries to get on tv as the camera pans away from them
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# he's a photo bomber
:)
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#
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#
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#
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# BOOBIES !
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# cccccccccccccccccccccccccccun
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i saw that a few times already and it's still funny, you loon
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# hahah
Matrix and 'Chenney' overstepping the father/daughter boundry there
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Steptoe and Bennett
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# araraahhaaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# haha fucking hell!
I think Bennett should live and in commando 2 he looks like this

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# hahahaha
SPESHUL OLIMPIKS HEER I CUM!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha spectaculaire!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Tongue in cheek submission

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] GO TEAM FERLCH!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# if i make the little hook thingy go shocky do i have to start it again?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# nein
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# the word punnet is tragically underused
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# ^then
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# This explains so much
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Pearoast right here

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
#
*clix* with rhythm stick.


(It's 'Dury' though)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I forgot to fix that from last time I posted it :o/
sorted
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:21, archived)
# Move your body
To and fro
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I like this
:D
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
#
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# I like traffic lights
/Edits: *clicks* GD, fucking rude git.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# But only when they're green
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Is your name Bamber?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# what?
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# Huh?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# been that long since I've heard it :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# It's silly stuff. We need MORE silly stuff.
We're in danger of growing up. :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i'd like to see him fighting heston blumenthal
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# You wouldn't know which one to shoot.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# take off and nuke the site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Game over man!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# you always were an asshole, gorman
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# You have shown up my inability to quote Alien dialogue, Smash Monkey.
Damn you!!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAAAA!
also, it was Aliens, not Alien
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# You just wait until I burst out through your chest
Who'll be MWAHAHAing then? :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# me
i'm wearing an underwired bra, you'll get concussion!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I, DISCOMEAT, HEREBY INVOKE THE POWER OF THE GAYSHIFT DUE TO
[ ] Colostomy incident
[x] Deletion of thread
[ ] A small german known as hans
[x] Consumption of Corned Beef/Onion Sandwich

and bring you

DELETED THREAD
www.b3ta.com/board/10017401
Also, here is image to prevent flamage/phlegmage


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# No T-Pain.
Therefore, not a real boat!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# It is a malfunction boat
manufactured by Peoples Effective Boat Company, Nanjing.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# ah, PEBCO
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha look at how they're still reading things!!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# haha! they just can't stop reading things!!!
HAHAHAHHA
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# consumption of corned beef/onion sandwich may lead to colostomy incident
EDIT: what exactly is the power of gayshift?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY MAGNETS
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# that answers that, then
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Every magnet tesla story

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# YOU DAMN DIRTY MAGNETS!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# also meth, pizza and buttsex
although not necessarily in that order
 
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# i'm too full for pizza
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# it's 4chan lite
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# that's bad, isn't it?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I'd say yes...but we've crossed the border now...
*looks about*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# just don't get into any unlicenced taxis
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# We've crossed the man's border yet again!
arr!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Ah now
we both know that isn't true :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# They're still reading things.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS SOME PEOPLE READING THINGS
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# THIS ACCURATE ASSESSMENT IS BOTH ACCURATE AND ASSEMENTARY
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ek!
^^^ this is how I am keeping track :D :D b3ta.com/search/board?q=posting+in+a+deleted+thread+FTW
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] BBC Trust decision-making process flow


Click for bigger (225 kb)


BBC Managers! Paralysed by indecision? Keep 6Music or kill it? Shut down Asian Network? Terrified those Bergerac souvenir pencil cases will distort the market? This simple process diagram will take the agony out of all your decisions and help you to make the right choice. If in doubt: EXTERMINATE!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# seriously who cares about Asian Network
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# asians?
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# Nah, they don't give a fuck
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# well, that's okay, then
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# like I said.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Probably just the people who work on it :)
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# name one dj
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Ramsit Deepah
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# Ummm Ramone?
Is that a DJ?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I've not a single clue.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# correct.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Mmm-hmmm. Really.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# *now has Bergerac theme tune in head*
cheers for that!

wa wa woummmm....woumawamoum...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Charlie, stop committing arguably victimless crimes, you old tickster.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# BBC Trussed. :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# i find that fact that someone can make a chart like this quite impressive
*click*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Bah. Anyone can make complicated charts or diagrams. It's not like photoshopping:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# thanks a lot, my brain is already borked from this compo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Exterminate :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Err it's funny coz it's true (and same as my p/shop the Tories entry really!)....
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# all politicians - purple
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# If this was an archery target I could live with it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# sigh
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# gasp
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# super, smashing, great
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Can I have a ride in your speedboat?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# you could
if i hadn't won the canteen of cutlery instead
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Damn you Bully!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# they weren't pleased
when i decided jim bowen was a better target than the dartboard
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# That could be said about virtually all the parties to be honest
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# This election
has really got me in a tizz. I'm old enough to remember the Tories trading off everything for quick bucks, like our transport, steel and coal. I'm wise enough to know Labour have been in power long enough to make a difference if they were going to, and they haven't.
UKIP and the Greens need more than one agenda/policy. BNP are.. well let's leave that there.
So Lib Dems? Not really, but closest. I don't agree with a LOT they say. Screw Lolitics.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# this
*puts on blindfold, sticks pin in ballot form*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I know it sounds the
most trivial of reasons, but the smoking ban did it for me, not the expenses. The only work place in the whole of the country you can still legally smoke in is the House of Common bar. Tell me again how you are our servants, and don't see yourselves as more important than us plebs.

EDIT; this wasn't a smoking ban rant. See also MPs can use bus lanes- doctors can't. Firemen, paramedics on their way to work can't. if there is a traffic jam, they are late for work. Might cost your Mothers life because of that. But at least the MPs will be on time for quango meetings.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I have a personal reason for hating Labour
basically their shit handling of the pensions crisis that left many working people destitute after the their companies collapsed taking their pensions with them. I'm not saying the Tories would have done any better, but when Jackie Smith writes in our local paper on how we should all be thankful to Labour when they finally launched an inquiry into it (after many men who should be retired are currently working themselves into an early grave, marriages breaking due to stress, and several suicides) it's pretty hard to bear. Then we hear about all the money wasted and the MP expenses...I have little faith in any of them.

I'd vote for a party that would legally ringfence people's pension contributions and ban companies from using them as assets.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Just to piss off the Daily Mail, if nothing else.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# so
the uk is made of radioactive custard?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# yep, and its all this commie's fault
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# damn
i hate custard
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I only like it with a treacle sponge pud'


mmmmmm
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# treacle sponge, yes
custard, hell no.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Custard goes with EVERYTHING
How dare you.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# because it's utterly vile
not just the warm vanilla smell, which makes me gag, but the texture and consistency.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I dated a girl who had a custard fetish.
She must be your opposite!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# if she's my opposite, she must be damned ugly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Ouch! you're on fire tonight!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# i forgot the ointment
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I don't suppose
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# ah, i've seen that stuff before
anthony bourdain was eating it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# He also ate the beating heart of a cobra.
Haven't decided whether I like A.B. yet. Bought two of his books from a Cockermouth 2nd hand book store. They're both alright-ish.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# he's on telly right now
eating assorted pig meats in portugal
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Yummy!
I loves me pork. How do you go upto a butcher and ask for a whole pig's head without looking/feeling like a weirdo?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# take off the flasher mac and gimp mask
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# But that's how I get discounts!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# you can't have it both ways
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I heard he was a Nazi.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# where did you hear this?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# The Cancer Danger Daily
Or the Daily Mail as it's sometimes known. They also said he'd come around my house and poke out my cat's eyes with a twig.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# noooooo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# The Daily Mail...
as long as you omit 800 words either side of a reference to Germany and take it wholly out of context.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Well DUH.
*rolls eyes*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW!
*huffs*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Haha!
I don't agree with Nick anymore.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Next week:
"I'm ambivalent towards Nick."
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's the Little saint Nick
Little Saint Nick

/beach boys

And Yay!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:25, archived)

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