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# SKILLZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# K, I give up. What is she?
She looks meaty good!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# she's a mince meat woman
soon to be steak tartar a woman

just a before bed shitpic, nites!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:44, archived)
# dear me!
she's made a right old meal of herself!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I would meet her.
I'm a meat eater.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 6:06, archived)
# right then...

you lot get a roast pea...how are things round these parts? its been ages...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
 
sup yo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# well hello there!
howzit?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# same as, same as
how much coffee is too much?
FEELING NO PAIN, AT ALL
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# ...
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH COFFEE.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# black as midnight on a moonless night
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# mmmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I DID NOT ORDER NUTTY BUTTER, YOU TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ETZ GETTING STUCK BETWEENZ MY TEEFS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# fooooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffff
hello sweets :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# mo!
lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# ffffoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffff
hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# *poke*
dammit i wish i didn't have to leave so soon :( i'll have to pop back on later...on my way to a gaaaaaaaaaaay bar. :)
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I wanna take you to a gay bar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# \o/ yay *foof*!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 3:53, archived)
#
(cerburusuk You're so cool, Brewster., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
 
Russell YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
top Geneing
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I can't
I'm out of Vaseline.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# I want a cheeseburger
am I the only person who right now requires a cheeseburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# I am eating the last taco right now (well, not the last one in the world, but the last one currently in my world)
I do not require a cheeseburger at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I have quarter pounds of minced chuck
cheese and buns in the fridge.

And I don't eat meat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# do you inject it then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Given several hours the vital nutrients pass naturally through the skin
APPLY LIBERALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# The ideal method is to wear a meatsuit while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# eww!
well, maybe just a meat hat and socks would do...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# or
meat suppositories.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# It's for Mrs Egg
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I don't want one.
Not even a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# YOU CAN NOT HAS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# pearoast?

or peeroast?

Crystal Meth, your signature makes me giggle
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# aight!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# his heart just isn't in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# GANGSTA, GANGSTA
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkNlkyT2yE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Nik Nak blew his own brains out
Cheap to film.....
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Some birds have probably been at it.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# yes, cripple bennett shitting!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# after bennetts shit, leave for at least 50 mins
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# That's perfectly normal
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
# will it blend?
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# will it breed?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# yes,,,
...incessantly
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I have to ask...
with whom?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)
# itself...
...it's an amoeba.
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Since it's wearing lipstick
I'm guessing it's got high standards of, er, self-analysis.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# It's an amoeba wearing lipstick!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# It will destroy us all! KILL IT WITH LASERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)
# SHOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Haha, the little arms make this :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Blimey,
that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:41, archived)
# that's no moon
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 2 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Sun 2 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Some birds have probably been at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# i think my copy of paint shop pro has a penchant for reggae...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# rasta fiyyyyyy
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# not a single vector image there
clearly all rastarised

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hAHAHAHAJHahAhAHAHAHAHA

:(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# JA HA ?
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# So many embassies
so little time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# compo it :)
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# oh
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Had one too many?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I wish
:(
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I won't criticise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# LOOK AT MY RAINBOW NECKBEARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUN
LOOK AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# how utterly posh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# he looks very pleased with himself
and rightly so!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Dnnn dlll dnnn dunn dun dun dun dlllll dun
dun dun dun DERRR DERRRRRRRRRR

DINOSAUR
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I suspect this is Mu's IJ anyway
^^^^^^^
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Internal Jibber?
About right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# It was meant with affection.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I love your dinosaurs and must therefore apologize for this
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# LOOK AT MY DICKY DIRT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Little bit of politics
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffft
 
this is lovely
I would also like to see each and every member of Genesis boiled in oil, the fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# funny you mention that
I am listening to 'The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway' right now. I actually sought it out.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I can see that being a vote winner.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Unexpected Salmond!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
#
It's interesting but honestly the editing is poor.

~Billy
business logo
sport supplement
(twodrunkduck, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Oh God please Billy
help me get a better life like yours.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# ...
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# This made me laugh very hard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# probably would have gone better with a higher resolution capture
but I just grabbed the first grainy JPEG from google images
and grained the whole mess up a little

cause, you know, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# hahhahahahah
YES! BENNETTS KITCHEN
"You're doing it wrong, ---- Tranquelizers
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# imagine tranquilizing dead meat
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# COME AHN COHAEGAN, GID DESE PEOPLE DAY MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# EGAD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# gordon "bennett" lambsay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# gordon bennet stan stands alone when you have fucked up
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i ha ha have a st stutterrrr
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# right, that's me done
i'm going to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# hug a lamb tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# If you fuck ONE lamb...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# ALL LAMBS ARE NECK RAPISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# ,,,
CHOPPPPAPAPAPAPA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ahahaah
:0
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha
o yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Blimey Charlie.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] nom nom
(Mr Chicken, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# just watched the apparant 3rd film, 28 days, 28weeks, NOW 48 weeks hahahha
made me lol, now got a changed name, full of gangstas and crap effects and surely a law suit
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Gillian Mckeith has let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# looks likes she's rubbed it in
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# FROM RUSSIA WITH CANSA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# what's he going to do, gum me to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Much cheaper!


Click for bigger (285 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Ahahahha lol love this
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha - bassey loves it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# haha
ace :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# argospussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Starring Elizabeth Duke
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
Great one
(ALBIONISM, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(siamese bat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I know you only changed the glass...
But I'm still looking at it like a spot the difference, just in case!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
#
colour balance?
(Mr Chicken, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I finally noticed it
On the left one he's wearing a bow tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# DO YOU SEE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Yep
No bow tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] mine is clearly not good enough to waste a thread on
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Is that monkey beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# well spotted
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I cant stop
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Awwww, he just wants a hug and an exotic shag
In other news, I just got a Rick Wakeman album insert signed by Ian Rankin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i want a hug and an exotic shag
that doesn't make me james bond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Smashy Bond... Licence to Thrill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# aaaaaawww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# how did rick take the news
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# He didn't see
He was too busy signing autographs for other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
#
*cough* i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu188/MadisonRose/fuckyouedinburgh.png

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Bloody typical
Bring a brolly and waterproofs.

I have the tickets, btw. And details of a good cafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# er er er er er er er er er er er....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hehehheheheeh
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ARGH!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahah, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BAM BAM BAM

i think that picture just made me lose my marbles
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# if that didn't this will
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# freebase sniggers !
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# that just makes me horny
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
every fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# thought i'd put this here.... although i only spent 2 hours on it so the eyelashes are shit. any good?


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(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# :)
I like
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# no it's shit
you'd probably be best in burning your computer.

(atually is good,keep it up)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Yes, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I likes
:)
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# this is also fucking amazing
i said it was good the other day but i was wrong, it's superb
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I always feel like it's a bit of a cheaty way to make art when I do them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# not really
not when they look ssooooo awesome!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# i agree
i felt that way about the "drawing" of katie melua i did that i posted again yesterday (linked for people who don't stalk me on b3ta, which is ALL OF YOU CUNTS). but if it looks ace, who cares how it's done?

and that stoat is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# yeah.
i mean theres a guy in new york who puts new york rubbish in small transparent plastic cubes and sells them as art! so im sure this style of digital illustration should be fine =]
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# or "tracing" as we call it in the big school
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Oh man.
Serious mammalling.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# The photostream has some lovely pictures in it.
www.flickr.com/photos/superhoopsa/tags/stoat/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I love this one
www.flickr.com/photos/superhoopsa/2595594265/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Christ.
You're not kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# He has other photos too. Those are just the ones tagged with "stoat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# That is stunning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# well, she hasn't got the london look
which can only be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# a big gap between her teeth and rotting nostrils
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I'm still scrolling through the big one...!!!
But I think this is really ace ....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# If that'd been me doing that,
I woulda spent 2 hours just doing the eyelashes :(

Edit: and how rude of me - nice work :)

Edit edit edit edit edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Ahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# AAhahahhaa
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# My stoat looks like it's whispering temptation into her ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# which is an awesome advantage.
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
the stoat's telling her to go and burn things
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I would've added laser eyes
but I'm lazy, and off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# i will have to oblige then
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Good stuffs.
Especially the scarfwork.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# holy shit i didnt expect you all to comment so quick!!
erm.. thanks for the comments. ill most deffinately keep it up and ill spend more time on them too. this was just a practice really.
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# we're fluffy on here in the gayshift
we also make scat jokes and post dance threads. that's just our way.

(they're actually quite fluffy on the dayshift too. but they say "'ning" a lot and make puns instead of shit jokes and seem to decry puerility. PFEH! i say. PFEH!)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i have yet to see all of this...
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# there's a lot more you haven't seen yet
by the way, nobody's told you about me yet, have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# no...
why?.. should i be scared and run or is it safe to come out?
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# don't run
just keep your shoes on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# hahahhaha
ill take ya word on that one XD
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Don't break him yet Smash, he's new and innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I haven't seen a dance thread in aaaaaaaaaaages...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# me neither
i think it's probably cos tahkcalb isn't around :(

i'm no great fan of dance threads actually but i sometimes get nostalgic.

i don't have any good dancers though. this is about the best i've got.

by "best" i mean "only"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# HUP HUP HUP
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I'm trying to make a dancing booby and failing utterly.
I think two frames is my limit.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Ok let's do this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# This so wasn't worth the pain
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# OH YES IT WAS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# gayshift is the fluffiest time of all on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Also the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# this is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# this is pretty awesome
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah its fab
Welcome by the way, Pull up a chair, you will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Nice :DDDDD
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I would have done a better job.. if i wanted to waste my time on him..
(i_satan, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I have to admit, I like their tree logo thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hippy ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# oh maaaan imagine how many lentils i've eaten even
man far out
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# If you like counted all the lentils you've ever eaten......
And like added them up man..... would it be as many like man .... as the amount of all the stars on all the beaches.... in like the whole univers man....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# so deep
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I'm sure a had an old crappy PC with a similar logo
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# my three year old daughter has done something similar.
if she keeps up this level of work next year she'll make the directors board.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# When I saw it I realised how simple it was, but I thought about how much the designer will have been paid for doing fuck all.
I expect he ripped off the Tories, which is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i can agree to this working policy and hope to work with them in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# i shall help them with their 2014 election bid.

not that i'm predicting the outsome, that is reserved for media tycoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# That should be a DS game.
Media Tycoon DS

You spend 40 hours of game time making things up that infuriate people. And dying inside.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I have to admit, that's a lovely blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I have to admit, he's got quite a nice crowd forming there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I have to admit, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I have to admit, that's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I have to admit, with a fist like that I'll happily be his new meatglove.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I have to admit, I'm jealous of his pterodactyl
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# was is a polydactyl pterodactyl?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Haha, that's the one
It looks like it's wearing a silly hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# partydactyl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# this adds that festive flair which it was sorely lacking :D
I also hate this keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# You can just tell he's excited for pin the tail on the theropod!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Proof that prehistoric times were, overall, much more jolly than scientists believe :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i have to admit, my boobs are keeping my knees warm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I have to admit.....
He dose remind me of commander Data out of star treck...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I have to admit, oh God what have I done?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Putting a stop to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I love you Mu, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# alright mu?
hows it going mate?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# A'ight vodkafiend.
www.b3ta.com/board/10027081
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# good day the pair of you
posted this here after you may have retired last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/10025643
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Fucking A!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# RACISTS GAVE ME CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah, fuck them. Running their races. Thinking they're better than us just because they can run 50 yards without collapsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Don't get me started on fucking triathletes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Tell me about the triathletes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# clearly fucking them takes a lot of effort
hence the consternation about starting on fucking triathletes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# as a black woman trapped in a white man's body, I have to agree
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# A black lesbian woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# RAPISTS GAVE ME A COFFEE-COLOURED BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Booo
Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# You spelt 'C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# You're a cunt.
No, seriously. There's far too much unfunny shit posted on the board these days. If you're going to call someone a nazi then make it funny, not just the same tired old cliches that weren't even funny in the first place.

Anyway, I'm off back to lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Well, that's us told.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I think it's time for a group hug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I'll group you in the hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
Potential aggro chevron spotted
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU TOO YOU HIPPY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well.
And to think all I was trying to do was be helpful by offering a bit of friendly advice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# NOB NOB WANKY NOB
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# AGGRO CHEVRON COMPLETE
COMMENCE AUTODESTRUCT SEQUENCE

Edit: Argh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# *dies a little*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I did this
but I don't know if it's funny or not. Actually come to think of it I don't think *anything* I've ever posted has been funny. :( Some of it's been quite good, most of it's been total shit, and precious little has been funny.



I'm probably stuck up my own arse a bit. You know, perhaps this is one of those epiphanies I've heard so much about. Maybe from hereon I'm going to make something of my life. Actually, I'll make a movie of it! And this will be where I have that voice-over.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I think I went to a Hawkwind concert with that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# It's not funny...
But it's weirdly compelling. Don't make something of your life, keep posting here.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I'll settle for "wierdly compelling"
indeed, i want that on my gravestone

also that picture survived a mod attack the other day. there were three pics up ther e-- the source, and two headswaps. for some reason the mod didn't link my one even when i pointed it out to him twice.

one of my proudest moments. along with this.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Also.
It looks a bit Robocoppy. The guy on the bike not the dating dilema one.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You want a spelling mistake on your gravestone?
And I think your naked bicycle man survived because he's in black and white, and therefore artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# ahahaha
yeah i like the idea of a spelling mistake on my gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Here Lies Boris the Spider
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# here lies boris the spider
wierdly compelling in his own way
now resting he wnted to say
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Perfect!
Get that in your will now (before you get stuck in the bath)
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :)
Actually I'm just arsing around.

Also looking for this:

God I'm talented.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# pfff
i think one of these bastards got my window today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# contented shitgrin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# David Cameron?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Nah
David Cameron is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Change?
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Subject goes here
(CarrierbagHead, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# O HAI Noob practice post!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 2 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i just made a laptop sleeve out of a rice sack


only had to put a slightly larger zip on and voila!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# i made a laptop sleeve out of my nutsack
same method
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# arf!
big balls or tiny laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I bet the larger zip was already in it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# you know it
BAY-BEH!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# ka-POWEE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Does it take a floppy?
I hear they're going out of fashion
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# You did a thing. Why have you done this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Now, I like things like that....
I am fond of odd printed ephemera and out-of-register packaging from other countries, so this ticks a box for me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# i hope the coarse material doesn't scratch the shiny surface of your computer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# He should line it with uterus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# there wasn't any in stock
at the local haberdasherie
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# And you let that stop you?
You own knives, yes?
Find your own.
It's free!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your eco-friendly carrying case?
I like it tho.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# i bet he's exploiting child labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# you do realise that your laptop will now smell of rice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Aged rice at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# matured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# cougar rice
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# rrrrooooowwll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# And, consequently, his groin

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I dont think I have ever used my laptop on my lap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ah, but have you used your lap
on your laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# as an American, I will now take full advatnage of my 5th Amendment rights
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# stop hiding behind the constitution, hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# mmmm, ricey groin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# But what if someone breaks into your house looking to steal all your rice?!
What then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Then they will be sorely disappointed.
Although, think of the rice they could buy on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# now you olny need an army of indians to manufacture them for you and volia
5.profit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

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