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[challenge entry] GNOPS!


In case you're asking: Ross Kemp on Helium

Edit: Needed more lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own thread
Which way up is his head?

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# That way
No that way
No that way
No that way
No that way
No that way
No that way
* Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Awwww
He so cute now!
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's aces
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
Same source lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# fivehead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite episode was when he went to Tibet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Where's Roger Waters when you need him.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# These days he's running a motel,
wearing a dress and talking to mother in the attic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I think I'll go visit him and take a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Actually there's something in that.
I can't be the only one who sees poor ol Rog as a kind of Normal-Batesish paranoid shut-in with a mother complex.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# There's a movie you must see then...
....................................Punk Floyd, The Well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Or Thailand
Ross Kemp Ong bak
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# why has nobody yet done ross kemp on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i can't
concentrating on his face for that length of time would result in me going insane and defecating on my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Agree
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Ant and Dec: A Spotter's Guide


Ant is on the left. Or the right. Or both. Only their mother can tell them apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10034753
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Links that way --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Look, just because you're in a Kemp induced bad mood that's no reason to take it out on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Sorry mate

*Ham Man Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Talk.....................(somewhere)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Here it is... CTRL F4
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# The line's busy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
Much mirth.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# You're not allowed to talk to me unless you've drawn a rainbow dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Balls.
Will work on that for you.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I've met the Bloods. And I've met the Crips. But which gang is hardest?
There's only one way to find out...

FIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# If Bear Grylls And Ross Kemp like camouflage so much,
why do I always see the twunts on my television...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# bear grylls was doing a survival thing with will ferrell
unfortunately, ferrell survived
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I'm not a big fan, but now I get to see his gurning, gimboid face all week! woo-hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I can't stand the fella
But any opportunity to draw on his face without getting beaten.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# is that the sort of thing he's likely to do?
 
WHAT A PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hostile round here tonight...
I step outside to avoid the politics and this is what happens?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# He looks like Patrick Stewart!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and nasty

I'm still getting used to this photoshop malarky. Wanted to do this one for a while.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Right... that's it!

Laters folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Go go go!
(MechanicalMarigold then one day you find ten years have got behind, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sontaross.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i have a sudden urge for a jacket potato
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Shrek: The Next Generation
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# He looks strangely placid...
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# lynx!
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Doctor_Who_and_the_Time_Warrior.jpg
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
Dear Mods


On the other hand... maybe we should post all these images here tinyurl.com/27d3a3a
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon...


Click for bigger (236 kb)
(2guys1book, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Cameron- A Nightmare
....On Downing Street

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hahahah, nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't quite know why
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# that is a frightful image
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# The one 2 seconds later, when it snaps and the contents land on his face as he looks shocked, should be sent directly to mumsnet.
Cos it's nice to have something to natter about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He just don't get it...


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# MORISN?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
#
Dear Mods RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Moron?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Sainsbury's?
I don't get it! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# woo
tops!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# MOISTEN?
I don't get it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Beep boop boop - beep beep bi-beep bi-bi-bi beep bi-beep-bi-bi-bi-bi-beep...
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# that's it, i'm going to play mariokart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] what a complete bellend he truly is!

I have lots of trouble getting colours to match (as you can tell!)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Don't worry about it. He just looks like he's straining REALLY hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# muscles cause constipation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# that explains
why i shit 2 or 3 times a day!


.. thanks doc!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# it also explains
why i haven't shit since sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Here already? Good heavens, you're vigilant.
Ater getting bored last night, I wandered off to omegle dot com and found myself still awake at 6am trying to explain the subtle etiquette differences between snooker and croquet to a 15-yr-old in Florida.

Fortunately, the laptop battery ran out. I might still be there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i've been here on and off since around 4
as i've fuck all better to do today. also, how the fuck does a 15-year-old not know the difference between snooker and crocquet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I blame the teachers.
*EDIT* I'll be off for a while now, to watch QI and Newsnight, but back later. TTFN.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ok
but QI is a repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] First post in ages... Have a Kemp...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Oddly, the eye seems to add a certain William Hagueness to the thing.
Can't explain. I would if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Now you mention it, so can I.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Peculiar.
Are you able to explain this phenomenon?

I was crap at explaining vinegar last night, but that's a doddle compared to this conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Drugs + tattyshop = : )


enbiggerbate

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I like this
So did BlueBunny get anything nice at the market?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I saw this earlier,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe you did...
BUT STOP CALLING ME SHERLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I posted the middle bit
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# lovelly
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Drugs + breathing = : )
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# ...something is gonna happen...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Greetings from x'szqrkjflk
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# um, yes, i'd like to buy a vowel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# k,x or q?
'nings Smash
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# always q
'nings, i was playing mariokart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# op!
Hello eye monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# That's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Eeep
hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# nice
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha,
eye eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
#


Click for bigger (225 kb)
(microcuts69, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
Pedantichrist said that SkUG does not get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# sorry what i wasnt listening
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# baking powder
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
SkUG does not get it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I'd bet a fiver that SkUG doesn't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# this is good
but SkUG won't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# His hat shrunk in the wash :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# See filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# *sees*
*sighs*




*seizures*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Haha
That's all I can see now
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# OMG A ROSS KEMP CHALLENGE!
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# 'NING
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# 'NING-A-DING-DING!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# ARGH THAT WENT IN MY EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# On a laptop on my lap that picture is very rude indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I have to admit that, in the source,
she has a cock in her mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# She'll choke on the feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Almost actual lol.
Which is in itself an achievment. I sit in stoney silence usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# A baby riding a huge cock, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Well it looks like a cock
only smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Is it crudely drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# now i want an ice cream
pew pew pew lazor eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Phwoarrr heterochromia!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Tiny hat is tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10034686
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# yeah i see
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Aw man it's only 363 days until SkUG's b3taday.
We should make some preparations, there's so little time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# or or or
its my birthday on th3 6th of march :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Hello matey
Happy b3taday for the other day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# come on in, take the tit off your head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# hello mum
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Wheeerrrreeever I lay maa tit,
that's ma hooooome
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# no! bad dixon!
*tries desperately to drown out earworm*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Just hum the bassline to Seven Nation Army a few times.
Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# *glees*
love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, it does work n' all
So how do I get rid of Seven Nation Army
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# i can't decide by the scissor sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Why would you want to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:17, archived)

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