bah bah bah bahi'm shovin it
IF i haven't said thank you for cheering me up you lovely b3tans, thank you for helping me through this difficult time in my life
I owe you a cake!
SkUG
(IF i haven't said thank you for cheering me up you lovely b3tans, thank you for helping me through this difficult time in my life
I owe you a cake!
SkUG
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:37,
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*hugs*carrot cake, please!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:39,
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aw...didn't realise things were rough.Hope you're on the up!
( enceladus,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:40,
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oh things where bad, had a mental breakdown n all sortsbut things can only get better, talking to the most amazing lady and im starting to feel human again! 1 problem she is miles n miles away!
I think i'm gonna have to move!
(I think i'm gonna have to move!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:51,
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get her to come to you!skug ain't nobody's bitch!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:52,
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hmmmmto be honest you should get your head sorted out first before jumping into something else..
if it was as bad as you said..
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:53,
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^ thisbeing there myself ... there's a couple of lovely ladies in my life who make me feel human again, but there's no way i could contemplate jumping in again for a good while
(
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:05,
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i not lookin for lovejust friendship and we get on really well :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23,
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Glad you're on the mend...life deals out some shit sometimes, for sure. Hope things work out with the new lady, SkUG.
( enceladus,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:56,
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ahh i hope somy heads pretty clear now, i've said my goodbyes, i dont feel anything for my ex now, i've been concentrating on living my life and not looking back! I noticed her eyes as i was exiting the room, and had to come back in and check out who they belonged to, wow beautiful, intellegent, we get on really well and i've not stopped smiling since we first started talking (i've talked to a few ladies and none have EVER caught my attention like this before!) and the best thing is, she likes me! which is a rarety in itself!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:29,
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:) that's very coolgood luck with it all
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:34,
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i like thisbecause it is good
trufacts tm
(trufacts tm
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:52,
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Sorry to hear it, SkUG.Hope all's well, soon, sir.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:54,
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The future is brightthe future is umpalumpa
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32,
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Gloaty Moat - a bloke who wrote a note with a quote - now afloat aboard a boat in a coat
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:44,
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B3ta is more contempoary than the news!Gawd bless it
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:35,
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haha...You bad man - I hope he's not after that chimp...
( enceladus,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:36,
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"Police are still at a loss to explain Moat's seemingly endless supply of ammuntion.."
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:59,
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uummmmmno thanks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:12,
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Nah, it's impossible to be creepy with a voice like Frank's.Zelda from Terrahawks, she was creepy.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:36,
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Pee-Wee Herman with a massive head & a Bontempi chills me to my very core..
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:43,
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Hello paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty peoplecan i get a re-e-whyyyynd?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:11,
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Any port in a storm I suppose.
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:56,
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Yay!Happy Candles Cap'n
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:20,
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If you cross Duncan Bannatyne with Deborah Meaden you get Carol McGiffin /maths
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:44,
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Let the anger F L O Whold nothing back
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:54,
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pmslladies and gentlemen we have a winner
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:59,
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it's so scared, it turned green in his hand! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:01,
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fantastic!wooo to this
(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:04,
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hurrah!and...CANGLES!!!
(
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:50,
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happy flaming icon day! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:09,
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pfffttt.....there's a guy i work with who is the spitting image of him;
i'd turn him in as, but being 16891Km away i don't think i'd get away with it!
Happy B3taday!
(i'd turn him in as, but being 16891Km away i don't think i'd get away with it!
Happy B3taday!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:51,
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Convince your colleague to holiday in the UK.It might interest him to know that Northumberland is especially lovely at this time of year.
£10k ftw!
(£10k ftw!
Captain Howdy,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:05,
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Maybe someone could lend him one.Save me an edit.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:10,
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what cruel fucker would dress their kid as a snail? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:44,
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i dunnothe furthest i'd go would be to feed them slug pellets...
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:46,
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mmmmmmmpellety...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: International Tarsier Week"){kind=small}
I'll just drop this here, if I may...(
the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:37,
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TaI was moved to rant graphically some time ago and seeing as I believe in recycling...
( the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:54,
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this is good*plays song of storms*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:39,
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I liked the Elergy of EmptinessMade creepy little statues of Link.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:41,
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what game was that in?don't remember that one
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:43,
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ahnever played that one, ocarina of time is the best
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:44,
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the time limit to complete the temple did my head in on majora's maskocarina was feckin quality in it's day.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:48,
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as far as i can rememberyou had to complete all of them under 2 hours or so, or you warp back in time a day or so.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:55,
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It was fine thoughBecause when you completed one, the game counted it as completed even when you go back and the puzzles inside of it reset.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:58,
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ahhhhmy memory of it is a little hazzie now, i remember having to borrow the extra ram pack thing off my friend to play it, looking back at it, it's a pixel fest.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:08,
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i'll have to give it a try Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:49,
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Because it generates quick improved sales in my patented "Cause and effect" eyebleach
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:45,
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Queen gohma (sp?)Playing through OOT again at the moment on the wii. There's so much love gone into that game. Even the original music is great. Speaking of which, someone's reorchestrated the music and made it available to download, google for 'zelda reorchestrated' if you're interested, alternatively there's always the 'ocarina of rhyme' which mashes Zelda music and rap, surprisingly well
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:35,
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I got beer coming out of my nose now! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:28,
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*holds pint glass under TheMattInAHat's nose* taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:35,
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I'd skim off the floaters first if your going to drink it! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:37,
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he's having a panic attack! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:30,
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its gonna blooooowwwww!*dives in slow motion*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:34,
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he's going to blow!!!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:34,
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from hells heart,i peeeees on thee!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:35,
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Taken me ages. Not happy with it...Raoul Mears...
I'll stop posting Raoul shit now
(I'll stop posting Raoul shit now
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:01,
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mears doesn't seem the right choice for a survival showhe's podgy enough to survive for a week without food
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:03,
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Yeah......he seems a little bit...squishy...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:08,
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i'm just waiting to hearthat some remote tribe has eaten him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:11,
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He never actually visits remote tribes......he just goes down to Epping forest with some homeless that he's payed to black up and prance about in loincloths...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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he's got a loincloth fetish Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:17,
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He's got the best job in the world......pricking about in a forest making dens. He never got past being eight.
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:19,
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i made a denwith my throwover last week.
i'm 35 :(
(i'm 35 :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:22,
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I make dens with my daughter..."COME OVER HERE AND PLAY IN DADDY'S DEN WHAT HE'S MADE FOR YOU!"
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:24,
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i've got no kidsbut i still make dens, i've got 2 water pistols, i watch cartoons, i like trees if they look easily climbable, i ALWAYS want conkers in the autumn and marbles fill me with glee :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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Marbles fill you?Kinky. How far can you shoot them?
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:32,
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strangely, i've never measured Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:38,
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And while I'm here, I might as well give you lucky people this..."something about an airlock and some cunt called Dave"
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:11,
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I know.....couldn't believe it hadn't bindun tbh...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:34,
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I thought'hmmm. the eyes aren't big enough. maybe it'll animate in a minute........no......nothing yet......oh wait, this isn't a compo entry is it?' :D
( spesh.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:18,
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Sorry. I'm just a bit obsessed with this nutter......constantly watching news24, where nothing has fucking happened...
JUST FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE!
(JUST FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE!
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:21,
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I KNOWS!!!"And now we go back to the scene where it's the same scene that we went back to half an hour ago."
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:30,
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The gaping red vortex surrounding the perilous brown hole.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:53,
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subtle, yet disturbing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:54,
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'Shopped image guaranteed not to be re-used in a future compo!
..wil,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:47,
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Have you seen my FP? Your patent boots make an appearence.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:57,
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What's the blue thing coming out of Sundrop's mouth when he's got the giraffe head on?I don't get it.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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OhhhhhI forget they have those, people don't usually focus on them in drawings of giraffes, it's all long eyelashes and pretty spots.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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Allows more blood flow to the retinasMeans good night vision
(
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:34,
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You can't afford to be picky!A ha ha ha, take that, Mu!
(
Ttssattsr,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:44,
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I like it when they have just a bit of stubble over them. Lovely texture, makes your palms tingle.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:57,
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you've found a way to make this even more wrong Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:39,
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what happens when it gets exited?does it contact lens pop out
(
boff FL OZ,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:43,
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ha hathere should be an app for that, i dunno what an app is but i like saying it :)
"when something has eyes, boobs appear it their place" - who can accept this challenge?
("when something has eyes, boobs appear it their place" - who can accept this challenge?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:44,
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A good visual mammary(and sadly bindun)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:45,
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Strangely, bindunNot that we're complaining
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:16,
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More boobage!www.b3ta.com/board/10115950
=)
These zipped by at some point
I wouldn't mind seeing a few more similar.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:05,
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=)
These zipped by at some point
I wouldn't mind seeing a few more similar.
Dobby the house Tarsier
Click for bigger (169 kb)
Similar to the first but better pic. Still laughed lol
Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:17,
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goodyet still creepy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:27,
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I'm more worried that those glasses are useless, as they seem to do nothing to the light that passes through them.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:29,
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they're magical glasses, silly Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:31,
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lazy, too*still waiting for new glasses*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:58,
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His lifeless stareReminds me of the characters in Polar Express
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:34,
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i'm happy to say i've never watched it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:39,
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crackin' stuff Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:39,
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I like this.The 'I like this' button has been clicked...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:14,
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Hahahahahaha! Needs more magenta...
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:29,
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