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[challenge entry] I found this etc etc
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Slightly more inventive than the other one, click
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
*click for actual effort*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# surely that's not the point
?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# yeah, but he/she broke the mould
gotta give him/her credit
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I already decided what should win the compo :(
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# YES!YES!YES!
*click!*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not entirely practical
But hey! The ipad took off.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah but
The iPad only took off because people are easily suggestible.

Same with catholicism
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Very true
I'm with Emile Zola on this: "civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Doesn't perfection have to - paradoxically - contain imperfection?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Worms!
Back in the can, NOW!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Pffft.
Needs more Arthur Streeb-Greebling.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I prefer Diderot - "Let us strangle the last king with the guts of the last priest."
he got there earlier, anyway.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I like Jean Paul Satre's riposte
when he was shown the huge pile of sticks and crutches and glasses and hearing aids at Lourdes, "...yes, but show me just one false leg..."
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Amen
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Nice hat!
The book hat, not the other two more conventional hats in this image.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
#



(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Pruuuuuuunes!
Pull up a monkey beer!


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hello David.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Officially Endorsed
Foreword by George, Ringo and John Paul too.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# You mouse't be joking.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# It's Copyright protected
And you lifted that one straight off of page 75.

You owe the Pope money and he knows people...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# He's a shrew-d business man!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It's difficult to copyright jokes
I ferreted around for this article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10725773
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ah
A legal loopvole...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Don't try and weasel out of it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# he'll squirrel this thread away and use it against us

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Im stoataly in agreement!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's almost time to gopher lunch

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Now Rat's a good idea !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# once you've eaten, don't forget to ask for gerbil.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# That's right, you beaver away

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# as rong as he's capybara of paying it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# with a terrible pun like that, it's no wonder you're being coy.....pu

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# S-hutia mouth!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Zokor-ny !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Well actually
I mink you will find my case will uphold stoat examination.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That Chegwin stuff was utter bollocks
It's nopt like he was out doing stand up using other people's jokes.

he's not even a comedian
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my!
on the subject of books, here's a dirty fucking repost, they should sell commemorative bibles with popequotes on the cover:

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I should of
Called him the Roman Puntiff. Nuts.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice tights


To soften the pain of this obvious pearoast from back in the day, why not try buying a real Papal piece of merchandise from Armando Iannucci & Tommy Mackay (that's me).
Papal Blues: is.gd/e3ZIk
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Grand!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] token effort...


Edit: *scrolls down... shit... Stupid slow b3ta image uploader!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That's quite an impressive mindpiss.

*whispers* I prefer yours
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I should animate it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# looks a bit like this :D

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# awesome!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# cheese unt peez
chaesy peez

butros butros gali
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# tastes like chicken
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# smells like christmas
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hohoho!
Braw!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] DAMN THIS INFERNAL POPERY!!!!!!

EDIT: "scrolls up" hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha
good stuff.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# smells like christmas
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# tastes like chicken
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] It's this or "cover-up"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# shite
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Just popping out for a pint of milk...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Stoned


Could. Not. Resist. It.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# All I can think of when reading that..
is Mick Jagger giving her a dirty sanchez.

and also. Is this 'shopped?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# It's ''Paint'ed
Not got 'Shop at work and it wasn't worth going home at lunch for the disk to install it. If I installed it at work I'd never get anything done and then what would the corporate weasels do with their broken AV?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Why don't they just *ask* her if he gave her a diamond?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Apparently her lawyer can step in at any time and stop questions he thinks would incriminate her.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Isn't that what lawyers are for?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I thought they were just expensive bystanders.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# "Did you throw a phone at some diamonds?"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I don't get it
1) He gave her a diamond
...
...
...
...
...
6) Profit?

Or is she a front for de Beers or something?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I assume that in return for the bag of dirty stones
he got his own bag of stones dirty as that battered back and forth under her shitty ring piece or somesuch

Doesn't answer your question, I just wanted to say it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# He probably did, yeah
Though I think Ann Widdecombe and Alan Titchmash should be involved somehow
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Should the need arise
it'll be all about Giant Haystacks today
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *treading water*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Available now!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Bollocks to this
I'm going back to bed
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
# haha yea
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# lol
I like watching b3ta getting sweaty over unpopular challenges.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# "Getting sweaty"
Hahahahahhaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# im loving this challenge.
better than last week's when none of the images worked outside of the context of the compo and fucking hulk hogan won.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# He wins every week doesn't he?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I think he should
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Yea. But it's all fixed.
Not like when I was a kid and it was big-daddy vs giant haystacks.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
when I was at school people used to chant that at fat girls

/kids are so cruel blog
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# They needed to be taught a lesson
Otherwise they would grow up into fat chicks.
Which seems to be pretty much the case with most of my fat classmates from the 70's and 80's.

They are still Units now.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# YOU SHARRUP!!!!

*stomps around in a circle*

EASY..EASY..EASY..
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] There was a slight misunderstanding when ordering the new Popemobile

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha another peado joke
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Well...
I meant it more as a pun tbh. But you got lured in by the paedo priest sub-joke.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# The Pope's a pretty limited field for comedylols
a) Raping children
b) Being a Nazi
c) Spreading Aids
d) Encouraging overbreeding
e) Hating women
f) Hating gays

That's pretty much going to be the entire compo
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Yeh totally limited for choice there!
:s
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# And they're all so funny
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# :(
There's always puns tho! Puns to help us through the darkest times :D!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I did like Benedictaphone down there \/
[edit] now I've gone back to check, I find it was you that posted it! Well done, sir!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Don't make light of it!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# the puns will be overshadowed
by the rhymes
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I'm glad fraser though it out
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Occam's Razor, I salute thee
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# CATHOLICISMLOLS!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Shurely: CATHLOLICISM?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# haha
gives you hymns
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] For a whiter wash...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# repost?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# The background is
the product over it no
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# aaah I thought I'd seen the pope & kid on a plane before :)
/writes out warning ticket

move along now :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
# No one ever likes a paedo joke if you use little girls,
all the hets get fidgety and uncomfortable...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# to be honest I don't like paedo jokes at all

even though people who think they're being 'edgy' by posting it.
you'll usually find it's the same tired joke that's been done to death 101 times already
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# People who bought Pope Powder also liked this.

(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :D!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What a refreshing change!
/wrongbow
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good one
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Can I use your dictaphone?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Yes.

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Oh.
Have you washed it?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Yes.

A mere three weeks ago.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# No, you can use your finger like everyone else
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# old school badum-tish
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# someone who actually read the challenge brief....good god!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I find it the best way to avoid hatred :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# good god y'all
nice
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Very good!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Live in a world where a big face in the sky watches over them,
repetitive, simplistic phrases in a language no one understands inducing a state of mind numbed euphoria in its target audience - seems like a perfect match.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Click for wordswordswords
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# If I were in charge
I think I mitre chosen a different compo
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I woulda, sceptre small problem came up.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Was there not
enough time to altar it?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# No. It made me quite cross.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# .
Perhaps we should wafer a bit and see how it turns out?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# were you incensed?

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
# again! again!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This Po has ceased to be!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I'll just pea this here as for once it's relevant

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# These armpit trees must be brought to a halt!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd buy one*

*may be lies
original
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# that's one sold then
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Looks more like a tiny Ezio Auditore...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Can you stop the bandwagon long enough for me to jump on?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# erm what bandwagon?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I think someone mentioned Gove down there
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I think I hate Gove
more than Cameron.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I *heart* that movie.
Mmm, Ann-Margret.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure how its attached though!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I like the way that next to no effort is being made to tidy up the images
Rules for the week

1, Toap the Pope
2, if no then crudely cut out a picture and make a german reference
3, if rules 1 and 2 don't apply post a pea in a new thread because that always goes down well


I had 2 hours sleep last night so I'm a little edgy today
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Can someone make the Grope-a-Pope?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# can you fuck off?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# You're awfully quick to anger today
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# shut it! :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Or a Pope Slope
For disabled access, if you prefer.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# you already proved yourself a cunt don't make it worse for yourself
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Pope Dope?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Congratulations
you made it onto my ignore list, and thats quite impressive in 3 years I have only ignored 1 person
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# CLANG CLANG CLANG ON THE IGNORE BELL
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# No change there then!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# it's mostly..
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I love that very much.

Thank you for making me laugh prodge :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# heh heh
nice
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Brilliant
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Love it!
And I know how he feels...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Yeah, probably
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# this challenge already has people wound up
and you come along like a cunt and post this
congratulations
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Think about the fucking kids eh?
You've ruined Christmas.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
# and easter
poor baby jesus is weeping in heaven
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Jebus loves Easter!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Eastmas is saved!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Haha!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# FUCK BUNNY HOT XXX BUNS.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Better!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# ARSE!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)

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