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[challenge entry] Saint by Numbers! *ducks*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I want you to sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# That wasn't very nice at all! Let's go.
You can just sit there in the dark and think about what you've done.
Think about it.
THINK.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Is the holy water included ?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# now to the 12 apastels
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Must be Thursday.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
# papal buttplug


there is definitely a market for a nazi papal butplug
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# in other news.........
has anyone got that picture of that bloke shagging the bird then throwing her into the water?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# He'd probably approve.
As long as you don't have a wank.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
he's the butt of all jokes
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# 3ds?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# it keeps the evil out
and the homophobia and racism in
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Ooh a conundrum...
Does clicking "I Like This" mean I like the pic or I like Papal Butt Plugs?

Sod it, One Papal Butt plug to go please!

Clicky
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# To go...where?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Commonly referred to at the Vatican as a Christmas Egg . . .
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# One size fits all?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# wait what?
your stuff's not supposed to make me go :( prodge.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# It didn't make me go :(
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Also,
it looks like someone took your advice: NSFW deleted thread
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I NO RITE
I hope they didn't take my advice to kill themselves, I didn't really mean it literally.

edit: it's on links now www.b3ta.com/links/pope_merchandise

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Oh dear, poor thing. He is taking our advice, you know, I told him to link it. He'll be dead soon - what else did we tell him to do?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I know :(
Oh god :(
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Awww,
I thought that was funny too! The shame of it...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
# that was the crappest entry in a compo with unprecedented amounts of crap
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# It appealed
to my rather base sense of humour. I cannot apologise because I am not sorry. I am just wired that way.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# the term 'piss fucking poor' comes to mind
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# but he DIES!
no-one should die like that (unless they're a thread deleting cunt)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# He's wasn't real, speshulknees.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# oh. ok.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# why are you sad?...Garfield's a dick
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# well yeah but.....but....but...
STOP CONFUSING ME.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
# *puts shovels in the corner*
take your pick...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# *spangs with shovel*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# and STOP KILLING THINGS
I don't like it :(
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
#
 

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Win.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Garfield: The final years.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# good
i don't like that cat.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Ten Minutes Later...
Garfield can hold his breath for 10 minutes, but not any longer than that.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
this is why you should always establish the rules first.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# 1
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# one
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# won
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# 15-love!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# But he didn't receive the "Quickening"
:D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# you can only buy one!
ker-like!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Idea: 3 seconds, execution: 2 seconds
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hahah CJ from san andreas !!!
im going to have to re-install that.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I should try to finish that now I've saved up for a mouse
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# ...although that's probably how you broke the last one...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I think I used a tablet
made the flight controls a bit hard
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I just finished the book
I think I liked it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I'd forgotten it was a book first
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Best GTA
fact
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Please. Vice City for definite.
The soundtrack was amazing. Every station was class.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Agreed,
ludicrous level of overblown shit.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Not compo'ed just wish life was like this sometimes
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# om nom nom!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# lolhats
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :)
This is brill' and I have totally plagiarised it unconsciously. I MUST have seen it before and it has obviously haunted my dreams ;)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# If you mean I'm a reposting cunt
then yes :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] who isn't?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# No way matey,
I get this from time to time. Sometimes I'll write a short story (something I think is utterly original and wonderful) only to discover that I read something virtually identical ten years ago and forgot about it.

In short, I'm a Cylon
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# For me, further evidence that god does not exist,
or this shit would certainly have happened already.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# hungry hat is hungry
:)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't wanna wait...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Fuckinell!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I know, right?
I'm really good at this Photoshop malarkey... ahem
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# She's well fit in the front there.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I find this genuinely excellent.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# i am enjoying this image immensely
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# good to hear
sauce here if anyone is interested in early 19th century recreations of extinct things.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Moa_mock_hunt.jpg
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Hahah the original just needs the caption
"Wait... I think I see one..."
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# stay perfectly still...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# yes :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# RAWFEATHERS !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Fucking kkkats!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# yes!!!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# i like this
it contains zero pope
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:36, archived)
# zerope
the anti pope.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# sounds good to me!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# i can see him doing this in his spare time
anyone who claims to be that holy is obviously an evil control freak with world domination tendencies
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# he will harvest your fucking soul!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# fucker's got to catch me first!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# he's got pope powers
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# that is one hell of a lit fart
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I saw this happen today
I like how it's burnt holes in the hood
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I'll have the kkkat face.
medium rare.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Pussyclaaaaaat
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Go, laser-eyed rasta dog!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] New catholic chocolate
norty re-poast sorry
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# v well done sir
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Blimmy
That doesn't even looked shopped.
Woo
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# cheers took ages
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I bet it would have been faster to carve it out of some chocolate and take a photo
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *smacks head*
duuhh
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:46, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Very nice done!
You reposting monstrosity.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope-mobile!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hate to say this, but the back one's dead!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
his head is merely bowed in reverential prayer.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I count 4 dead popes
I see dead papal
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha
comment clicked.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# when?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Well hung and spunny too !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Butter kissed..
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# they look like little skulls
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# looks like he's at the cinema watching a film.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Watching a film yeah? Fucking looks like it and all....
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# didn't say what sort of film did i!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Cool idea
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Heavily salted !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Bloody genius!
Laughing my head off it's that good! :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# how much did he shell out on those then?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# this picture really eggcited me!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It cracked me up
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# i might poach it
and try and take the credit!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# The phrase "Pope eggs" is a bit upsetting.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hold the hollandaise sauce !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for popetarts?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Extra crisp and crunchy please !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
Does it make the Holy Toast too?
(, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope these go on sale
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# oh! i get the point!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Wikileaked
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# thieving cunt
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:39, archived)
# He's right.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# wait...
so I took an image off the internet and manipulated it..and this is bad how?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# slapping some text onto something isn't manipulating an image
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# what you mean like this?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not passing off someone else's work as my own
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Neither am I
The condom stapled joke has being doing the rounds for years and years. Its practically a meme. Although part of this image is taken from Google and the meme is not original, the fact that the Catholic church would hand these out to mark his visit as part of some insidious plan, is a different take on it.

And that was what I added.

Thanks for making b3ta what it is today
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I've contributed more to b3ta in the past 4 minutes than you have in 4 fucking years dickmunch
you're very welcome
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Especially if worn with the special hat too!


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# if he's got an 's' on the front of him, that makes him sope!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Spope :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Best not drop him in the shower then, eh?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# There's no escape !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]




(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# bloody catholics!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Filled with the holy spirit !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# hmmmm
*orders*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# can you pay by papal?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] PAYS THE LORD
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# i'm running out of pans here
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# no! popepal!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Talk about...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Any chants we could download some ?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# doobeedoobeedooowop
bopbopshoowop
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I kneel and await my SPANG
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:04, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahaha good one


not compo'd as it isnt the brief, just related so ive posted it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Does it really?
How delightful. How did you find that out?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# and so do i
so what of it its passes the time...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Anything to make more babies !
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# that's a spanging
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Wooyay!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Holy Rollers
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)

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