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[challenge entry] Have another
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] gah, look at those hipsters!
not worth..
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# youve broken your star wars abstinence vow
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I know. I feel dirty, but I want to do it again.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha
so true
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# can't be bothered to make an image
but this reminded me of what a mate of mine said the other day:

"A clitoris is something women get when they have clymidia and sythilis at the same time"

he was of course joking but he delivered it with such a straight face i honestly thought for a moment that he believed that.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# FP
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Miceroscope
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# that mouse looks a bit like a DJ
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# any particular dj you had in mind?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# one with a fondness for white vinyl
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# aah bruno brooks
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# John 00 fleming
White label
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Giraffiti
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# didn't he do Baker Street with Bob Holness?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# that's an urban legend.
it was actually gordon burns
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# the goalkeeper?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# if there is every a Pope Robert, he'd be called Bob Holiness
im so very sorry.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# make up for it by shopping that bad boy!
include a saxophone
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I like it!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Clankfur Biggins doesn't.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I'm amazed the b3ta uploader works at all
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# whores a pea
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hehe
I love the Gruffalo (and the Giraffalo)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# There should be a griffylo too
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ooh!
yes!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# have another
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Good afternoon, Sirs and Madams!


Click for bigger (31 kb)

Deepest apologies for this!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Poor Hitler :(
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# But...why not?
His head is a helmet and should keep him safe from any harm...
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary Busty
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
That's disturbing...
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# and by 'disturbing'
you of course mean 'GMTFH'
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I'm not much of a vecorizer, but I gave it a shot anyway
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Good shot!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# thanks
I rather like how it turned out
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Rubbish!
Looks nothing like me!


(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I don't understand, what is funny about "vecorizer"?
woo!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hey you arty sods
Sorry in advance for horrible TJ. Nice vector btw :)

I left a post on /talk but they all seem to be muppets and mentals.

I've got a mate who's starting up a small IT business and needs a web presence (not like the internet ghost type) that will entice corporate bods to hand over wad.

They've got a company name and an ugly-as-shit joomla site, and it needs someone who can crank off some sexy CSS with a nice tight design and an attractive logo.

Obviously these things don't come free (pay peanuts get elephants etc), but obviously have limited funds.

Anyone interested (or know someone who might be?)...Please PM me :)

Bill Cosby demands you obey.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
Is her baby really called Trigger?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# No, he's called Tripp.
One of her brothers is called Trig. Her other siblings are called Track, Willow and Piper.

SARAH PALIN 2012!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hehe
it sounds like she looked out the window and named the kids after whatever she saw first
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Aye,
and Bristol named hers after how hers was conceived. She slipped, tripped and landed on his dick!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Not really worth his own thread but...


EDIT - de-compoed cos with the best will in the world loris is not a new word is it?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# RIS?
Nice use of a cute fluffy one though :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Apparently we are calling the Mayor's new cycle hire scheme
The Boris Bike (Boris, Loris...)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# and if it fails
will they revert to calling it Ken's Kycles?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# or Whittington's Wheels
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# don't be a Dick

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :()
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Quack!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :<>
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oh I see!
Well any excuse for a Loris is fine by me.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It's not just me that calls them Boris bikes then?
I tried one last week, it was OK but there were no spaces to park it at KX so I missed my train
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# You should have thrown it in the canal!
That would teach the bastards!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I like the idea
but what the hell use is that weird shelf thing at the front?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Is it not for a handbag?
Or a newspaper? Or ET or something?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# briefcase carrier I expect
makes it easier for someone to steal your laptop
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It's ok.
You could stick it to the bike with a bit of chewing gum!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# it's just right for a 4-pack of special brew

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# heh
not enough Lorises on b3ta.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# It is a time of three for the price of two offers...
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I felt a disturbance in the force...as though thousands of souls turned up too late to get the cheap findus crispy pancakes
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha, ace!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# You make me wanna
defend Rourke's Drift against seemingly insurmountable odds
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# HAH
BIG OFFICE LOL from I

bravo
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Henguin.........with a hat on.......in the Harctic
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# arf
also: bwark ahhhh
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Air Hair Lair :)

And woo!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I say I say.......tip top n' all that:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Does he fly around...
The Sky at Night?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# he does!
not an owl, but Tawny Frogmouths are nocturnal too
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# That is a MOST excellent owl!
Owl-to-the-max
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# how hawfully honderful :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# "Het", Shirley?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Have a *click* sir. Wonderful stuff!
:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
Horseame
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hurray!
I'll have to show you my perspective scrolling method, I'm terrible at describing it though.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Have Hat . . . Will Travel . . . Wire Henguin . . . The Hartic
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I can has pink one?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Can I has two please?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Lully!
:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# better than a balmoob
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Now Boarding for...
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
but I heartily approve of those norks
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Taki is...
i) a character from Soul Caliber beat-em-up game
ii) extremely top heavy
iii) [*insert your preferred joystick joke here*]
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I preferred
Sophitia!

Yay for short skirts and panty flashes \o/
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
*applauds*
*uses hands for other things*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Steady
If she's not careful she'll land on that Zhob.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Many would like to zhob her
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I'd rather Sukkur
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# You never know, she might be up for a Pe-shawar.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Lahore !
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# evil...begone!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Pes-Whooar!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] for he made the lols and they were funny..
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# odds bodkins!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# verily
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# bodikins
shurely?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# And Ninj
He *Clicked*
:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Magnificent!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I've had it wih these MF Snakes in this MF tube of MF Pringles :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# behold the miracle!
When the snakes were gone, Jesus' mother said to him, "They have no more snakes."

Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with peanuts" so they filled them to the brim.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Watch, as I now saw Lazarus in half...
ace!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
loverly
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Sporcupine! *Clcik*
*arranges buffet*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# oh wow, HA HA!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# they're endangered now :(

damn you little chef!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# top stuff :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hedgespork? RIS?!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# They've arrived!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I find this extremely quilling !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] trumpets

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# honk!.......meanwhile......
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# That is disturbingly awesome
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I like this muchly
*chegwins*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# bring on the trumpets!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oik!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# a bubblin' crude
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] My first pea....
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# A pea?
A PEA?!

Christmas is RUINED!


(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Prodigy gonna get ya!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha! And sorry....
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hehe!
Needs some Asda, Iceland, Cash-Converters etc
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# re-posting cunt!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# And?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Knees?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yer maw regrets having you.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# As does yours...
..is she still walking funny?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I invented this word yesterday unless anyone can tell me otherwise - "Dumbfuckery"
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# How apt that you "invented" a word that so well
describes you.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Oooooohh!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ;)
The episode of that this week was absolutely brilliant! I must say, I much prefer it with Angelos than with George Dawes.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# 12.9% APR
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# cropery
there's a word
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Is that with a long O, as in "Toapiary"?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hmmm
probably croppery, if said propperly
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# You are a poet
I bet you didn't know it!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I am?
I am!
I really fucking am!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# *congas*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# WHAT!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] pea tiem
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"It's probably nothing"
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# no you didn't
and what's it got to do with the image challenge?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# both of this
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# tangent (kind of )
A few years ago I was involved in the launch of insurance products for the John Lewis group. When we were being trained we were told they had "brainstormed" the name Greenbee to launch the product.

The brains used had obviously never been here

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=green+bee

it was too late to change all the promotional material
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# how odd!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# FP this immediately
Top Fuckwittery!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# get suzy dent on the phone
RIGHT NOW
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You're on fire Cap'n! :D:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Blessings be upon the House of Ninj.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Oh, how I wish..
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No, he had his candle day already. He is however cooking with gas.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)

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