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[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# How does it feel to be the mother of a thousand dead?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just 'pee' this here

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I every realised...
He has matching jizz stains on both back pockets?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Oops - how rude of me!
Nice pic. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# style
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# haha
that's one for the Vaughan Oliver Eel of Approval
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Quite forgot about that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I'm ready to tell you my secret now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
took me a few seconds there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I love you mofaha.
I see fed people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
You really need to shop that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha. You love fatty.
I love fatty. We all love fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# A huge fucking cat is hardly a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# aarf, nice one
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# haha
he blended in quite well there
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post and such a good one!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Toot toot said the horn
It is good though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Hello, welcome, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Top start
Wilkommen auf b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Plastic lightsaber... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# He's a bastard

but he feels guilty about it
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Haha, Yay for puffins!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I love Puffin....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ^ Puffin the Mule?
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Puffins!, Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
genuine lols
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Puffins piss on penguins.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Puffins are bastards.
No doubt about it.
(Brigadier Flangebucket, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] One will rock you
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ^ Nice

Needs more transparency Noon B3ta!


* Ninja Edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# B3ATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Chadder
what does your new username mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Is it a wrongly spelt AXEWOUND?
AXEWONUD?
?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Axe Wound
as in cunt.
Rather fitting I felt.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:18, archived)
# wonud?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ^ this
wonud?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I was running out of ideas by that point for l33t speak
Because I'm a fraud and have few l33t skills
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I see none capable of rocking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Heh, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I like the fact...
..that they all munge together into one inbred lump.
(Brigadier Flangebucket, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Melt da wax!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Drawn to the soundtrack of "House on Haunted Hill"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Is that a Sexy Ghost Squirrel Nun with tits I see?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Also
What album is this changing?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# It's whatever it wants to be.
*crosses streams*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# ^ I do hope so, I had a dream about them last night

last every
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# And that's the end of that chapter
*Swings scarf round neck*

Little did they know the cave was lined with asbestos

EDIT: So what happens now? Do they get the gold/girl? No adventure's complete without taking one of those home.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Jaaaack!
Wheeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hallo, Hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] For the PC rabble......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Greyist!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# sorry i'm sure this must have bindun
(wankdog, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Pfft
Fatcat would put Mary Bale in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# In Soviet Russia...
etc.
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# HA!
now that WOULD of been funny.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...oh God!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ummm
nothing like a humming boyle
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Awww...you guys don't know what you're missing!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# A great album to die to.
Here...have a listen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psm3MYDFFJs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I think she'd be pretty kick-ass with a weapon.
I wouldn't mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
# If she sings "Wild Horses"...
...that's enough to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] no talent required

with apologies to claptonista for pinching his gene autrey idea
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# poor Gene
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Darth Maul!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# ha ha ha : D
I was wondering when the infamous 'No Jacket Required' would turn up.
Nice one..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] well, it was fresh in 1967...
(f_rev, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Now appealing to Fundamentalist nutters worldwide.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Happy Candle Day Bruce!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I don't see the problem with this burning Korans thing
America's a free country, if people want to burn books they're well within their rights - hell, if they want to burn the American flag, that's allowed too.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# But necks
you have to go to France for that action
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll try to get this one in before somebody else does...
(f_rev, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Nice.
I like the b3taphone logo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ This - and that ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# possibly my favouritist image of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Shouldn't that be just Ringo?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)
# There are many theories explaining what may have happened on that fateful night, here's mine....
here's mine....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The driver looks like a right mong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# That's the face that all French people make when they're driving.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# haha very good
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I've been warning people for years about these giant cats...but do they listen?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Big shout going out to Cthulu and the Gehenna massive, 'speccccccc!
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# He's ... looking at me, Ray ...
I think he can hear you ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ugly little spud, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's great! And I'm old....
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not exactly a classic, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Honestly - that look is ridiculous. He looks like a cartoon washer-woman.
Quite a lot of gangsta is ridiculous, to be honest.

And I'd say that to their face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^^^
And what about the whole wearing of basketball gear? Way to conform to a stereotype guys.

Now my dirty mac i use when raping..THATS a gangster look
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Oh, oh, oh!
Lucky blue coat not good enough for you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Well I can't use it while you still have it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# It's the only way I can feel close to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Its ok, you keep it. I know it shelters you from all of your rainy times
SHAME IT DOESNT SAVE ALL OF THOSE DISABLED GRANNIES FROM A HARD RAPING LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# they love it really
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Thuggin it and lovin it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Yo...the bullet is in his pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)

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