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# 3dandy
santa brought me an ide to usb adapter for crimbo and i been exploring some old abandoned hard drives and just found this what i took and made last year.

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# sorry, but this is fucking with my eyes
*hides*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
# sorry - should i make it stop?
can i delete post? - noob...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# don't delete it
i just have very sensitive eyes :(
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# slightly suble-er-er - for sensitive eyes
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)
# It's called pain
Are you being a troll?
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# well i like them
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:19, archived)
# me too
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 6:52, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)
# The one in the back has a face.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Delete
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)
# consider it deleted
by clicking the ignore button
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Good man.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:33, archived)
# haha
It's true, he is the only one who has committed a b3ta crime, he usually seems ok. Double standards and all though :)
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 2:18, archived)
# das is goode
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# What is the fucking point of that?
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:13, archived)
#
chronography ?
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# chronography ?
take photo - move camera two inches - take photo - create gif
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# t'was fun to do
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Odd, and slightly painful to behold
So farewell
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# I really, really hope and fervently pray nobody explores any of my old hard drives.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:39, archived)
# we have the technology
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)
# What, a hazmat suit and a pair of gardening gloves?
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)
# it's been achieved with less
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Shinpads and a cricket bat?
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:59, archived)
# those items may just initially confuse macgyver
but i'm sure he'd find a use for them. so yes.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Well I like it
Different from the usual sort of things posted on this sort of stuff.
Do moar :3
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I think this effect is great.
Is it from 2 real photos?

I don't quite understand why the background moves as much as it does but the effect on the flower is stunning.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# this is Terry the Turd Fish, Wobbly's new pet.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Bogfish looks evil
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# he's a swimming turd with a bog roll dorsal attachment
of course he's evil
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I like the bog roll dorsal attachment
Sounds like something you'd earn for a level up on Call of Duty
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# i felt it necessary
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# SHITSTORM 2: KLUSTAPHUCK
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I fucking love you....
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# PHUCKJIGGA NEIN: PHUCK DAT

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
#

spotify:track:2sTuG6pnPSRB6l6nW6Jb2w (It Doesn't Matter by Wyclef Jean featuring The Rock (TM) & Melky Sedeck)
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Holly Willomingey
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
# WHOOPTHY DOO
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
#

(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)
# JOHN
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# CARLTON BENNETT DANCES
one night only....
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
# BENNETT 2: PHUCKUP

spotify:track:4wWRgKnkpKfwJXBY3KP7px ("X" - Clean by Xzibit)
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Bennett 3: The aftermath of matrix
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Soundtrack by Cher
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# SAUSAGE
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)
# dtgsg
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# how can such an angry cloud shit such pretty rainbows?
or is he angry because he wanted to do lightning instead of rainbows?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# for the love of god and all that is holy - my anus is bleeding!
a lovely rainbow

*clicks*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# PHUCK YOU NATURTE
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I love the detail you have put to this image
is this a Stratocumulus cumuliformis
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I like this tons.
*clix*
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 1:26, archived)
# I can't think of anything funny to say
So I'll just woo + yay etc 'cause I like it.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# i'm very bored, so i drew a crap fish. give him a name.
EDIT: HE IS JOHNNY PORKTWATS, THE RARE SAUSAGE FISH
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Crish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Crish the fish
ish on the pish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Enricorange
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i quite like this
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Franco Escabar Le Plume
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# hmmmmm
no, you've lost the vote with that one
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Vicvtor of Zee Pheeeeeeeeeeeesh
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i have chosen
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# YAY LET IT BE WRITTEN
YAY LET IT BE READ
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Sounds like the name of a clockwork Spanish person Dek.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# right, right
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Wellywellywellywell...........
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)
# GHARY GHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARY
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# HUH
tell me more
tell me more
like did he fuck your mouth?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# tell me more
tell me more
like did he fuck off south?

(sorry micto, only word I could think of that rhymes with mouth:-)
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Barney the mudflap-fucking shitfish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Leesmack
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# The Canberra Strangler
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Johnny Porktwats
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# that's just making me giggle
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# i will not call him barney
i fucking hate that purple cunt
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Craparp?
:-/
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Eduardo Suarez.
And this is my 6666th post.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# does eduardo have a backstory?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Sure, doesn't everyone?
*lights cigarette*
Eduardo's tale begins in 1990. Raised on a funfair by Latin American gypsies, the plucky little fish always knew he was destined for bigger things.
But little did he know that his life was about to change, forever, when Pablo Escobar visited the Hook-A-Duck stall in 1992..
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# *is agog*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# The rare Sausage Fish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# this is a serious contender
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# With prawn toast for fins
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, prawn toast.....
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# nice fish :D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# it looks like a piscine sex toy
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Lady Xoc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Xoc
Also 'xoc' is Mayan for shark...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# i do like this
but i have already chosen
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Suppose so; your shark looks too friendly to be the only woman reputed to help the High Priests with ritual sacrifice!
... with the possible exception of my missus when she's got PMT
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# also, not many fish ponds on those mayan temples
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# hello, Submarine Sandiwch With Brown Corn Tortillas Shoved In From All Angles'
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# he is johnny porktwats, the rare sausage fish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Rah!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# nahh...i dont care.
I am still going to call him Mr. Submarine S W B C T S I F A Angles
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# ok
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i know a girl called aimee
but i call her george
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Finny
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# that's his nickname
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Pual
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# he lives in a pual
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# he lives in my lower intestine
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Jreemy
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Dvaid
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Crish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Rboert
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Blily
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ptricka
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Sahun
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Willaim
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Biarn
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# This reminded me of my boss. She is from Belgium and continually mis-spells the name Brian as Brain
I don't know if it has anything to do with language difference, or if it's just her shitty spelling. I have to remember to look for customers named 'brain' when I am looking for someone in our system.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# your boss is a spazz
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# :D :D
I know. I just like to hear other people say it. It makes my day
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Stuatr
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Geoffrey.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Henyr
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Lima
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# That's the name of one of our cats :)
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Liam?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# KEEP THAT CAT AWAY FROM JOHNNY PORKTWATS!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# that's not a cat
it's a fence
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# That would explain all the stolen jewelry I keep finding.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# hello Lima
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahah
that's great :)
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Our tuxedo boy as he appeared here a while back...
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Deerk
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Jonhpualgeoregrigno
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i feel you may have skipped some form of medication this evening
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i mis-spelled the first one
so made it a theme
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# good plan
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# His anti-dyslexia meds
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'd call him ray
:D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# only his pimp calls him that
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *pimp slaps*
;)
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Anthoyn
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Three Magnets and a Magnet
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# You are such a twat!
a twat! funny bloke
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Johnny Porktwats.
Good sexual health advice.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# aaaawww! you've given him a mouth like a pedal bin!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# ALL fish have mouths like a pedal bin...
FACT
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# he is giving her a bad case of bubbly chuff
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# You see what you did there was
you didn't hold open your compo for long enough.
Ooh er missus.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# i made an executive decision
last time i do that
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# You lifted the mood and that's
never a bad thing
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# tomorrow, i may draw an octopus. or a crab.
i haven't decided yet.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)
# octocrab
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Break the mould,
do a jellyfish
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# i was thinking that, too
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:01, archived)
# octocock
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)
# my shark film seems to have been replaced by soft porn
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Blob
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# blobfish is too ugly :(
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# How about...
Terry the Turd Fish?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# no, he is johnny porktwats
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
# TERRY THE TURD FISH!
or i'm not playing!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)
# i will draw a brown fish tomorrow
and name him terry the turd fish, just for you
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I fucking love you....
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# as you should
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Errrr.....
What colour was this fish then?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# orange
or possibly terracotta
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# terracotta, is the best colour ever!
Come in b3ta.. what is you best colour?

- mictoboy! Only one best!!!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# fuck it, i've already drawn terry
i'll post him now
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# waits.........
........
......
....
..
zzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Alfonso
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# LEE'S SMACK
LEE'S SPACK

LEE'S WAC

LEE'S CACK

LEE'S BLACK

LEE'S FRESH
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# yeah....
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# BITCHFREPHESH
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Now do one
with the chirpy Northern jokester bumming that bloke off The Bill with the 'tache, called MACK IN TOSH

Hooray!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# you're losing points for this
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Sorry I couldn't resist
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# *pre orders*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Oh, how this would have changed Star Wars.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Oh dear, mis-matching underwear crime.
Now take it off.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# HOLOPHUCK
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# *Ahem* - Ummmm Herman??
That USB device is FAR from pointless sir!!!!

*Clicks anyway* :-D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :D
Oh yes!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm holding out for the Blu-ray model.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# i want one
just to confuse people
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# You don't need one
just to confuse people
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# i already did!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
#
It's a shame they stopped making them. They should re-release them but USB powered.

www.dvdrewinder.com/index.html
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Oh god,
I do hope the T-shirt is printed JUST LIKE THAT, with a slightly-darker black and compression artefacts
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)
# the only t-shirt i've seen online
that i really wanted to buy was black with "BEWARE OF TOFFEE-BOILING DWARFS" on it in big gold letters
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I can understand that.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# one of these days, i will buy it
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Only you didn't do this. It's a picture you found on the internet.
Get to Fuck.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
#
Erm... I found the DVD rewinder pic on the Internet. I added the USB lead to make it relevant to the compo.

Back in the good old days, finding images on the Internet and mucking about with them was what b3ta was mostly about.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I have a new baby


I pick it up Wednesday.

Any thoughts on how to make the car less obvious?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)
# i'm sorry to have to tell you this
but it's a hatchback. i'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Aaaaw.
I can see his fiat kicking.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# you are a dead man
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Its got airbags
I'll be fine
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# degrade, distort, destroy
as for the car, just put a filter on it, innit?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# More lens flare
got it.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Uturnus
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Mrs Thor got a new one of those the other week.
It Lully.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# What you're saying is..
..I'm buying a girls car?

Edit: I may be a girl of course.
/keeps identity secret
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# less obvious,
set a rotational blur with the car low in the frame so that the highights match the ripples of the other echoes. then set the levels on the car layer higher overall, then do a lighten only blend with the underlying layer?

...*shrugs*

P.S. You are a dead man
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Thanks for the advice
P.S. I'm scared now. Not is a mocking sarcastic sense, but I think I just weed myself a little.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I was kidding. I don't even know what kind of car it is.
I was just trying to fit in with the cool kids here
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I know. No one knows my secret identity, there's no way you could find me
I'm safe in my palace in Vatican City.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# by the way, they really DO fuck you at the drive thru
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)
# In Vatican City?
I shall get the Swiss Guard to look in to it
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Really
I'm there!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# are you the one who made my taco?
*reloads*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# reminded me of Vasquez Rocks...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# that was sitting in my lap
I feel dirty now.

EDIT: so that's where they filmed that scene.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# ...something about cheese...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# like this?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# hmmm
nowhere near as good as mine, but it works :P
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# congratulations :D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Ah Grandad...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Hello is it me your... guess not
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# HI, I'M GHARY SINEESE

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Gary Sinise
from the mary poppins remake?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# No, Ghary Sineese

(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# poor trog
he's more scared of you than you are of him
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I think if I saw him walking down the road
I might be the one shitting myself
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# maybe so
but he's great at getting into lost healing shrines
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Patrick Mcguiness has a show on called take me out
I'm loading the shotgun as I type
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
# telly is so shit tonight
that i'm watching raging sharks on movies 24
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Fuck it I'm sticking Ghost in the Shell on
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i don't know what to do
i've even run out of wool, so i can't do any knitting
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)
# yays
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
# A chicken walks into a bar...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# how rude
WOO!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Ah Miguelle
a real lady killer
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i couldn't possibly be annoyed by this behaviour
i'd be laughing too damned hard
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I am doing this next time i go out.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 1:46, archived)
# ha ha!
I must try that!
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually, it's quite useful.


...since it still works as a drive, with the added bonus that now it glows prettily.

'Tis a pen drive that was coming loose from its casing, so earlier I took it apart and coated the innards in hot glue. USB glueblob?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)
# jizz..
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Looks like something that came out of my nose last week
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# *obvious strikethrough gag*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Are your nostrils USB1.0 or 2.0?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# arghh! Not again
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Spunk on a cat?
Call the Animal Police!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I have a picture of my black cat looking like that,
after she somehow got herself behind the kitchen cabinets.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I did the same with a crappy 123mb stick
but I used polymorph instead (a plastic that melts at above 60 C and can be re-moulded into any shape over and over again)
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)
# "Excuse me, sir ... a poly-WHAT?"
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# SPANG!
"Excuse me waiter...



...but I asked for Eggs Benedict"
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:29, archived)
# oh man i could really go for soft boiled egg and toasted soldiers right now but i worry that i'd over do it and end up with hard boiled inaccessability
DON'T TOUCH THE COLONEL
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# buy one of thses then
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# cheaper option
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Saw the toaster last night and thought what a load of crap
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
# You said 'no dad'.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Black smoke from the basilica?
someones been burning their toast
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Shhht!
I know you like it, my little Klingon bear!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# john?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Let off an eggy fart, Bennett
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Seemless
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Though actually it does have a point...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:11, archived)
# For safe drawing....
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# dotsdottydots
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# *throws darts*
Juneseye!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# score!
"look into the dots, not around the dots, into the dots... you're under!"

dotsdottydots dotty dot dot dot...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Too literal?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
But I'm sure some lady B3tans would claim such would be useful?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:56, archived)
# designed for plug'n'play you mean?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ^ Prince?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# do you mean the serial bus formally known as universal?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That;s the fella!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] For when they are out and about, or something..
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# yays
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# *uses it to store mp3s of Boomtown Rats"
"I don't like Mondas (tell me why)
I don't like Mo-ondas..."
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)
# DELETE
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I think the immortal lines
"You will be upgraded," was one of the crowning moments of the recent series; brilliant script writing
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it was nice to see the classic stuff back
but those weeping angels were the best
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)
# DON'T BLINK!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Aye
My boss doesn't let her kids watch their episodes though, they cause teh fear
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Abzorbaloff
'nuff said.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
# shite
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] USB Flux Capacitor. Not quite compo was it's obviously very useful.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Very useful to have on your person
a USB Flux Capacitor
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# On second thought it is a compo entry.
As you're not going to get that sorta wattage out of a USB port:P
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# you can cook food with power from a USB port, or 30...
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Yeah seen that one.
It's still only a burger for one though.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)
# /hooks up to lightning rod with usb port.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# You'd think Michael J Fox would have thought to go forward in time to find a cure for parkinson's!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Have to run pretty damn fast
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Great Scott!
1.21 JIGGA-WATTS!?! Over USB 2.0?

It can't be done, it can't be!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# thats right it's
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# reminds me of
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Die you Tracy
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Someone should make a time-lapse of this, right from the beginning.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
atomic did start one off, but at one point I selfishly made the canvas size bigger to try and fit more on, which kind of buggered the whole thing up :(
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# add
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Cria cuervos y te sacarán los ojos!
*clicks*
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Ohh Emm Gee!
I am not usually affected by 'spack' but I could only look at that for a few seconds.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Ay ay ay!! un gato malodoro!
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)

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