Sometimes, it's best not to try and explain....
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Fatties Useful"){kind=small}
Made a new one
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:22,
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i hope this wins the image challenge
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:31,
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Ha ha! Nice!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:10,
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Meanwhile..."I still say he looks like the god damned milkman"
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:30,
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that reminds me, i forgot to watch 'the easter bunny hates you' video this yearWOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:23,
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*pretends to understand**gets back to playing space invaders*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:42,
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hahaI appear to have replied to that previously and think I clicked it, though looking down the board, admitting to clicking on someone's stuff is frowned upon, so I shall remain ambiguous
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:13,
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I made something else quick and dirty.
I am doing something huge (but ultimately probably shit) and these are just breaks. I apologise in advance, but am going to post it anyway.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:52,
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iron tablets haha
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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No, wait a minute!That was the intentional alternate level, I thought it went without saying.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:56,
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Man, if you're gonna flounce, flounce properly. *EDIT* Even if it's only a pretend flounce.Bit of drama, y'know.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:01,
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like ten thousand spoons, but all you need is a knife?;D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:55,
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which americans?You must be speaking of the south americans, because I understood it :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:11,
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I would like to buy some of that 'one-eared dog in a stiff breeze peeking over a wall'either that or some of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8InGHP0fCE
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8InGHP0fCE
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:10,
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Sorry for Unshopped image, but here is the possibly the worst placed hand in a photo ever!!
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:30,
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you're forgetting the one where it looks like Michael Aspel is wanking off a young Aled Jones
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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hahahahahah, holy shit.....
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:39,
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I didn't know about it to forget....However I do now and I wish I could forget.... :)
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:39,
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I respectfully disagree./ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:32,
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i always love a gal with fresh stitches PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:42,
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Chicken Girl has grown up so fast!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:39,
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but does it til....errr nevermind maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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I normally get my daisy chain out when people say thatbut I have done it too often of late, so you are spared.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:33,
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*launches intercontinental spanging missle*:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:34,
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just some kinda picture would be good cockknockker
(
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:08,
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keep going, go on, you're almost there *EDIT - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA you've named yourself after a Pokemon
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:09,
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I has not. Skaraflame is not a Pokemon :D :D :D
If you do some googling, you can easily find my real name.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:15,
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If you do some googling, you can easily find my real name.
HahahaDo you honestly imagine anyone gives a flying fuck? Hahahahahaha
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:20,
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I don't think he deserves any toffee flavour Angel Delight.Can I have it?
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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Help yourself.It's the special edition Angel Delight which tastes of hot steamy shit.
(
Shlvng,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:34,
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Oh that one.That one's less good. I prefer the other ones. Not that one.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:43,
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go on then,. but just the one
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:09,
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I've already told you once young manDon't make me get your father in here.
It's BEDTIME. Now.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:09,
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It's BEDTIME. Now.
Sorry mum. But I don't care, I'm rebelling.
Hang on... mum aren't you meant to be in Thailand helping out after the 9.0 earthquake that gadaffi caused?
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:12,
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Hang on... mum aren't you meant to be in Thailand helping out after the 9.0 earthquake that gadaffi caused?
Erm, no?I'm in Libya, helping Mr Gadaffi out with his 9 inches.
Can't you get anything right?!
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:20,
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Can't you get anything right?!
With all due respect to whomever made this, since I ripped it from someone here-
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:12,
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Jesus has risenAnd it turns out he's a twat.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:14,
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AhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:15,
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That's more like it.Now I've seen one I definitely want one.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:17,
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Whoa there dudethere are penis-cookies.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:23,
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Who here knew Gilgafrank?I certainly did. I lived with him in 2008.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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In him with 2008?I rather like this game.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:59,
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oh dear, we have someone who believes the world owes them something
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:59,
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No. I just believe that your mum owes me a dildo. She promised to give it me back.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:00,
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Well!I for one am shocked, angry and frightened at this unexpected turn of events...
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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This really doesn't happen all the time these days, Prof. Please don't let it put you off.As you can probably see, it can be taken as an opportunity for fun.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:14,
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Don't worry dude, I'm all goodIt's nice to know that b3ta hasn't changed while I've been away... :)
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:18,
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Oh! Oh!A piece of wit along the theme of her giving it to you in the back passage has occurred to me.
I must write it down at once.
(I must write it down at once.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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Is it gin?I would really like some gin.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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Me tooWhat do you like it in? I'm a dangerous radical, I don't like it with tonic...
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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I think you owe him 5p.......for iz muvva.
lols
(lols
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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^trueBored with troll, beer now.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:11,
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Tell me more, I'm fascinated. I'm fascinated.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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You bastard!My father was crucified.
(crap, I can't keep up with your posts.)
((crap, I can't keep up with your posts.)
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:03,
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IF EVERYTHING WAS AND NOTHING WILL BE, ARE OTHER THINGS WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?????
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:03,
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what regular are you?edit: no HfH I doubt it's Otterby
hehehehe
(hehehehe
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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No, Otterby exhibits more*rest of post redacted*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:10,
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You're merciless.Give the poor old chap a chair, for goodness' sake.
And the bloke.
(And the bloke.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:10,
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Hang on a minute,,,No-one said there'd be cookies.
What flavour are these? Is that a chocolate chip?
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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What flavour are these? Is that a chocolate chip?
Good on you. It's my pubes, my jizz and all of my foreskin from when I was a baby. Here.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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No,you need the other forum for them...looks like you've clicked on the wrong favourite again :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57,
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This was actually quite witty.Well done you.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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Why thankyou :)And now I'm finishing work, so g'night all and have fun with the new friend everyone.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:59,
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^This.........in a crudely drawn magenta styleeeeee.
( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:00,
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HAPPY EASTER CUNTS!Yeah so it's Easter. The day where Jesus didn't come back to life cause religion is fucking bullshit.
You're all anuses.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:50,
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You're all anuses.
Yeah, 'cos b3tans are such an obnoxious bunch of God-botherers... HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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Somebody didn't get that Disney Princess egg he was afterwith the free toast shape maker.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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I want a toasterthat puts Jesus' face in the toast.
Every time.
All of the time.
(Every time.
All of the time.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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There's a good market for themon ebay
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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I am unsure as to whether I specifically am all anusesor we are all, each of us an anus.
Could you please clarify this for me?
(Could you please clarify this for me?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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Oh well, that is a little disappointing.A single anus each is fairly run of the mill - I was rather hoping to stand out as something of a rarity.
I had already begun contemplating the mechanics of an omnidirectional lavatory.
So far it was essentially a Zorb with a shower attachment.
(I had already begun contemplating the mechanics of an omnidirectional lavatory.
So far it was essentially a Zorb with a shower attachment.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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cheers for that I'm guessing you're an irate virgin furiously wanking over pictures of kate middleton that you've badly shopped on to any gaping hole of a porn star you can find. But which you had to get your mum to help with because you were never good at pictures at school.
She also wipes you up afterward
(She also wipes you up afterward
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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How could you such mean things? It's Peter kay not Kate Middleton.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57,
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you appear to have misunderstood the way this messageboard functions
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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Reptile.Apropos of nothing, I just read your post and the word popped into my face.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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I actually thought you were skaraflame for a moment there...Apologies, old bean
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57,
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Evening all...I've not been on here for AGES, so I'm posting this in a new thread, in order that all my friends can say hello.
And so that all my enemies are looking in one direction simultaneously
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:10,
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And so that all my enemies are looking in one direction simultaneously
All's fine and dandy with me thanking you......Hope all's going well with yourself?
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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Well, you know.Getting there, one day at a time.
Coming up to the anniversary of Jess' accident though, so a bit up & down at the moment...
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:25,
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Coming up to the anniversary of Jess' accident though, so a bit up & down at the moment...
If I'd known you were going to do that I'd have worn clean undercrackers!
If I could say anything at all to make a difference I would....All I can say is I feel for you mate.....
I know you have you friends......
But if you ever want to gaz me just to rant at the world, feel free any time
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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I know you have you friends......
But if you ever want to gaz me just to rant at the world, feel free any time
Thank you dude, that's greatly appreciatedAnd yes, I do have friends, they've held me up this past year - online and in the flesh...
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:45,
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Hello, Prof. I know you love pigs' heads, so have a special gift, with seams and everything:
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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Gah, I saw this earlier!It's not as horrific as Clive, but it still makes me feel funny inside...
How are you, you lovable scamp?
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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How are you, you lovable scamp?
Immeasurably better for being called a lovable scamp again. It takes years off.Glad to see you here. An unexpected bonus.
And now I've remembered I was gonna send you a couple of CDs... was it The Mothers of Invention's "Freak Out!" and Endless Boogie's "Full House Head", or something else?
(And now I've remembered I was gonna send you a couple of CDs... was it The Mothers of Invention's "Freak Out!" and Endless Boogie's "Full House Head", or something else?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:24,
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I believe it was them, yes.Wasn't I going to send you something too?
And have you played Alan Wake yet?
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:26,
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And have you played Alan Wake yet?
I did play Alan Wake all the way through.I ended up so sick in the soul by playing unremittingly dark computer games one after the other, I ended up going outside to enjoy the sunshine instead.
Only joking! I ended up buying "Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts" instead. In lieu of a bit of sunshine.
I don't think you're due to be sending me anything. Unless you just feel like it. I just wish I had more frequently the confluence of a)access to CD-burning facilities, b)a decent memory.
(Only joking! I ended up buying "Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts" instead. In lieu of a bit of sunshine.
I don't think you're due to be sending me anything. Unless you just feel like it. I just wish I had more frequently the confluence of a)access to CD-burning facilities, b)a decent memory.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:39,
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Alright dude?!surely this year it should be Eammer, as it's a late one?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:19,
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Haha, well yeah...That would involve making a new picture though, and I'm all of teh lazybones, you know...
How's it going? Are you coming to the London bash?
EDIT: Yes you are, according to the calendar page anyway! \o/
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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How's it going? Are you coming to the London bash?
EDIT: Yes you are, according to the calendar page anyway! \o/
Horrible? Is that you?You look... different, with all those scars...
Yeah, the DVD is ace! We were going to do that anyway, it was good to hear beforehand that they'd do a good job though :)
Here's one song from it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAW7TkyqERU
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:24,
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Yeah, the DVD is ace! We were going to do that anyway, it was good to hear beforehand that they'd do a good job though :)
Here's one song from it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAW7TkyqERU
my mate's band played there and had the same thing done, years agoyes, yes, I once was horrible.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:26,
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Hello.I actually waved as well.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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I thought so too, thank youHow are you this fine evening? Well, I hope. I'd hate for you to have your knickers in a twist or anything terrible like that.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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Hey Hey prof :-)sorry, been non-b3taring tonight until much later :-)
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 22:47,
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Today's decree : It is no longer called "Goatse"It is now "Love Bagel".
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:56,
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Nah I'd prefer "The Ring"or perhaps "Sphinctinator"
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:59,
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Nah, 'Goatse' is far better than 'Love Bagel'. All the accrued baggage gives it grit and soul.Although I still dunno how to pronounce it.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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Goat SexBut without the "x".
That's because it was originally some URL like "goatse.cz" or "goatse.cx", intended to be a misspelling of "goat sex".
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:11,
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That's because it was originally some URL like "goatse.cz" or "goatse.cx", intended to be a misspelling of "goat sex".
Well, we live and learn. Ta. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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the Dr works out :D oh and had a sex change! 
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:36,
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head needs to be more "out of scale to rest of body"His head once saved a village ya know (well according to JollyJack it did)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:47,
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i'm waiting for imchocked to change the rabbits head to the pope and the girls head to a little boy
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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Now, maybe I'm thick (OK, I'm thick), but I find it hard to tell whether imchocked is pro- or anti- Pope.Really. Look at his (really exhaustive) profile. One could read it either way.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:01,
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i'd go with antijudging by the "yes we can" pic half way down his profile
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:13,
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Astute.You're probably right.
It's always nice to have the odd wingnut knocking about, though, to add a little flavour to proceedings. Where you can see they're really pushing an opinion hard but it's difficult to discern what that opinion actually is.
(It's always nice to have the odd wingnut knocking about, though, to add a little flavour to proceedings. Where you can see they're really pushing an opinion hard but it's difficult to discern what that opinion actually is.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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If this was a pop-up card I have no idea what the surprise inside would be
(
B3tan Housewife,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:06,
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cos me manager doesn't work sundaysthe lazy cunt.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:37,
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Yes, sundayMy manager has seen b3ta twice past few days and has raised a very annoying (and annoyed) eyebrow both times - not due to cocks or tits but because not one of the workdays have passed without some massive pic of Hitler.
No more of that for me at work.
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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No more of that for me at work.
I'm sure one of the b3tawizards could rustle you up a special page full of Hitler that you could keep on standby, just an ALT-TAB away, at all times for when the cunt walks past. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:31,
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Haha, I guess Mr Google could do that for me as well if I ask nicely =)
(,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:55,
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Then why haven't you linked it you simpleton? Richard Shitheels,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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Then your task for today is to find out.Also, No="know"
( Richard Shitheels,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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he is such a little scamp. Bless 'im
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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Uh oh,Better find a sign saying "Dead Doggy Storage", quick!!
(
Rico,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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nrrrrrnrrrrrnrrrrrrnrrrrrnrrrrrnrrrrrnrrrrr [...]
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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that's some epic wanking. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:25,
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maybewas your mum hanging around manchester in the late 90s?
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:20,
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whuaaaaaaaaat?
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:32,
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pride. greed and gluttony coming soon.
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:32,
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Yes, and you look better than ever! :DEdit: and I approve of your Image Challenge Suggestion!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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