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beaubodor blogless, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

hmm

is To kill a mockingbird meant to be a female movie? I thought it was fantastic movie or do women hate Russell Howard?

/cunt

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:21, archived)

hahahaha

*video clip*
*weak observational joke*
*clip of OMG cat or shocked baby*
*piss poor impression of the Queen*
*audience laughter*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 May 2011, 21:30, archived)

go for it

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:35, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:43, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

oof :D

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:43, archived)

Brilliant! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

Haha

This amuses me greatly :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:52, archived)

Hahaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

woo

(1.618..., Thu 19 May 2011, 21:20, archived)

arf!!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 19 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

Brokeback Mountain

(I may have gone a little overboard on the norks)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

only loosely related

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LS18, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

Haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:11, archived)

It may well have made more money.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:06, archived)

It is only a matter of time before some one makes a female porn parody

assuming it hasn't been done already

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:12, archived)

search for buckback mountain in google.....

does that class as a female porn parody?

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lucifer101, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:41, archived)

winner

*runs to toilet*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:08, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:14, archived)

Frontbum Gully

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

brokegash mountain?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:51, archived)

You can never go to overboard with norks..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:54, archived)

^ this

(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:18, archived)

I would watch THAT

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:03, archived)

This.

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Grampa, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

"I may have gone a little overboard on the norks"

Impossible.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

looser chicks, without all that sissified dancing

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LS18, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:00, archived)

Hehe

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:05, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:08, archived)

*cues soundtrack*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:28, archived)

ooo subtle!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:53, archived)

This sounds like the best film since...

Godzilla, Queen of the Desert.

(xaer0mancer, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:44, archived)

Up the Irons

does her name happen to be Edwina?

(Lord Chode, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

You'll have had your tea then, Hamish?

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..wil, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:52, archived)

Haha!

clickmylifeaway

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:54, archived)

Haha

Nicely done :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:03, archived)

Cheers! Great name!

I should give credit to The Shalroth for the idea BTW

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..wil, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:22, archived)

A bit like Gremlins

do NOT get them wet

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

been done :)

but still wonderfully funny :D

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:37, archived)

Not in this compo

far as I can see, but I figured someone would have at some point!

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..wil, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

yes... yes... Yes... YES!... YESS!!... pork scratchings.

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

Erm, bindun?

Yes admiral, that is a very nice tie.

(beerMatt, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:30, archived)

Haha.

Damnit, that does it!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:39, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:40, archived)

haha

Dorothy Vader

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

I thought

the same thing! :P

(beerMatt, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:59, archived)

Haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

I apologise for the length... click for the big one, oh master.

Click for bigger (99 kb)

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:16, archived)

clicky biggy samy sizy..

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:17, archived)

It's the shout on the last panel

That does it for me.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:50, archived)

Awesome

I think it adds to the effect that I read the last panel like Shatner shouting KAAAAHN!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:07, archived)

Crying shame..

(billiepipersteeth, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:50, archived)

haha, good work!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:56, archived)

Down in the Dumps Don

Click for bigger (298 kb)
Don's day job is yawn producing, his night job illegal, his back-pain chronic and his love-life nonexistent. Don loves sex but imagines it to be much more fun with an actual human being (though his blowup doll gal pal Felicia begs to differ). Don desperately wants a dog, but his landlord forbids all pets except for birds, and Don hates birds (a sharp-beaked orange-breasted falcon deflated Don's previous blowup doll, Alejandra, killing her instantly). If that's not enough, Don has stage 46 herpes.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:41, archived)

That's nominative determinism for you.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, archived)

put that in words i can understand...

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:51, archived)

His name decides his fate

Example: Johnny Cantusegoogle might be a person who has difficulty finding readily-available information online :)
Actually that sounds pissier than I intended

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:54, archived)

ah, i see, or perhaps his face decides his mood which decides his fate

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:56, archived)

or the other way round

nice pic btw

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:04, archived)

THANK YOU FINE sir!

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:18, archived)

That's nice.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:02, archived)

Quincy?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:48, archived)

That is fantastic

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

even if you're lying, great ego boost! thanks

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:43, archived)

Strauss Khan?

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:54, archived)

gotta be gender issues here somewhere

(guess it's open to interpretation :)

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LS18, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:12, archived)

Yep - that ought to do it

edit apologies did not mean to jack a cdc thread

*jumps*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:06, archived)

Hahaha

*click*
Does need more cdc ;)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:11, archived)

^This:D

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:16, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:17, archived)

Now that's

Funny. :)

(beerMatt, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:49, archived)

Haha!

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Chumps 👀, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:18, archived)

brill

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:33, archived)

cream

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, archived)

cheese

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:08, archived)

bicuits

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:13, archived)

...election

(had to use the "s" at the end of yours)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:16, archived)

Frenc Nnection?

I don't get it.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

is that a new ris?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:56, archived)

LOAD ALREADY

as the bored girl said

Damn but it's been 10 minutes for some of these gifs.

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 May 2011, 19:05, archived)

Haha and of course I'm under the wrong pic =)

Time for some tea.

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 May 2011, 19:07, archived)

hahaha :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:08, archived)

Yeah happy candles Freddy!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

cheers! Woo!

Just popped back on and am now overwhelmed with cdc - I think it's all gone a bit odc cdc.
*waits for page to reload*
*waits*
*waits*
....
*fears*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:12, archived)

haha its bin a bit like that today -

we're in the countryside with buggger all broadband :(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:14, archived)

We are not amused!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:19, archived)

is it cdc time:D

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:27, archived)

mur

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 May 2011, 17:36, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:41, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:42, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:43, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:45, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:46, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:49, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:53, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:01, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:02, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:10, archived)

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

Oi! Is that not mine?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:49, archived)

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FIEND, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:39, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:34, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

I guess these are exclusive to b3ta

unless there are other forums where the 3 pubes per bollock rule applies.

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:27, archived)

There are other forums?

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XLVII .uk, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:34, archived)

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:18, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:20, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Frogbeat, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:24, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:28, archived)

I owe someone on here credit for "A is for ass"

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sof sof, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:33, archived)

first image made on new tablet and after all the money spent...

this is what I have to show for it.

Typical B3tan

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sof sof, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:37, archived)

I like that guy mowing

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:39, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:41, archived)

A CDC is the first thing you draw on a new tablet.

Part of it is because of the very moment you get a tablet you're out ideas. Haven't got one, but the first thing i drew on me lady friend's talbet was a cock, as one does.

(Haz, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:51, archived)