(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:43,
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Pour FOKKEN PRAWNS!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:53,
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YOU!
I meant to gaz you *searches*
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:21,
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fookin prawns
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:48,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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CAPCHA's your piss
Well - as compelling as the last few hours have been, i must go to bed now, as im up at stupid o'clock to fend off nerds at my table at earls court in the morning. Got my first appearance at some comic convention thingy.
Nart clarts - one can only wonder what mysteries will be on here in the morning...
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22,
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have a good un
take a pointy stick
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33,
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nighty night
and watch out for captain sweatpants
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34,
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That will probably be me. Its hot as fook these days.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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pfff
you should see what i'm wearing
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37,
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(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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this picture made me laugh
so I'm going to comments on it
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:31,
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it's saturday night and here is what I did
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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you moved a bed?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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it definitely needed a hoover under there
had to be done :)
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08,
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why put a hoover under your bed?
the hall cupboard is generally sufficient
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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but I've put the bed back now
getting the hoover is going to be a right pain. And it's a Hoover not a hoover. Bah, I'm going to Bed.
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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keep your hands off that nozzle
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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phwoar
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18,
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nioce
might be time to redecorate ;)
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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moved out?
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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shoddy decoration job, sir - looks all dirty and worn
Is this a render, or a HDR dilapidated house pic? I know someone always posts ruined house pics. Its very nice though - especially if its a render. If its a photo, it looks strangely unnatural. Thats HDR for you...
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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it's HDR...very heavily cooked to look like a render
thanks :)
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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I've used your flickr page to show good hdr a few times
normally to people that post scooby doo style hdr images
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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aw, cheers clart :)
yea, there's another level some people seem to be able to get to (Critical Mass., RustysPhotography, Mr Monster etc) but I blame my "cheap" camera for that... ;)
thanks alot, really glad you dig my flicks
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22,
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You always manage to avoid overcooking it
Kudos to you :)
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:28,
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I apologise for posting over this.
it's good.. is it a render from some 3d program?
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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no worries :)
it's HDR from photo's I took :) cheers
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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cool
if only I'd used hdr on my costner pic *sigh*
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:19,
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DIY Saturday
Moved an armchair? Put up some shelves?
Made the sun appear at night...
(Batter Pudding Hurleris a figment of your imagination,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08,
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yep, all of the above
then I did this in Paint :)
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Ah..
So you used MS Paint to turn day into night. Is that some form of God mode?
(Batter Pudding Hurleris a figment of your imagination,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16,
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yes, jut go into Preferences and change your default brush setting to "Allah"
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25,
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I must have an older version...
...I only see an option for "Chicken Sacrifice".
The help files says it turns on a 40watt bulb.
(Batter Pudding Hurleris a figment of your imagination,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:31,
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Yea you need to upgrade to the Halal version
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33,
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I'm not sure if that is compatible with SatanOS 2000
At this rate I am going to have to replace the whole computer just to get the sun to shine
(Batter Pudding Hurleris a figment of your imagination,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40,
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Infidel Inside *doo dee doo doo*
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:45,
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Most of my dreams take place in a room like this.
What that means exactly, I don't know.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08,
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do they involve pyramid head and buggery?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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Funny you should say that. A few of my dreams have a Silent Hill vibe, and I don't even play it that much.
No buggery by a geezer with a steel PG Tips bag on his head though.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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your unconscious needs a bit of a spring clean
and some furniture
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10,
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haha! noice :)
(dutsOptimus whut?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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We have to go deeper.
BWAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14,
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Haha
quality BWARRRRRMs, sir!
Dave the hat should do a more dramatic BLAAAARRRRRB like this
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16,
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Indeed :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18,
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bedroom
(fegg..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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DRAT! Didn't think of that. *facepalm*
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17,
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This isn't very good but feel it my public duty to put something else at the top of /board
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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Your duty is noted and gets a lol
this place does stun me from time to time
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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i feel a bit like when i was walking around a safe, tidy, functional high street after the riots
like order is restored, and things are normal again.
..but for how long...?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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I think it's all good now.
But like you say, you never know when another one like her will come along.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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i think she'll be back
though after the last threadrush, im kind of scared what it will be. Genuinely... I dont like seeing people going strange on forums.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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It all depends on whether she gets perma-banned or not.
This place has gone weird since Fraser went on holiday.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10,
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It could just have been a case of Saturday night and too much bootleg vodka.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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Speaking of which, haven't been out for a bit.
This shall be sorted out in a fortnight, birthday and all that. :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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how old are you, dare i ask?
Im reckoning youre a young whippersnapper Feel free to reply in a cryptic way, as it is the style recently.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18,
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19; I'll be 20 in about 3 weeks.
When I say out, I mean OUT, like a club or something. I go to the pub regularly, though.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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now you're making me feel old
37 in 3 weeks, i'm having a party.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22,
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I shall be 42 in 6 weeks.
Feel free to embalm me and keep me on the mantlepiece.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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*Lobs Zimmer frame*
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:28,
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I laugh in the face of your zimmer frame
I'm not taking your spare ones. I have my very own special sticks. With lasers and hover-jets and everything (private health insurance pays off, see?).
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34,
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I ride mine on skate boards
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:39,
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i haven't got a mantelpiece
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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Imagine my surprise when I found out I wasn't even the youngest one here.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25,
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i'm just happy i'm not the oldest
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38,
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I wonder who is?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44,
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best not to speculate
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46,
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Agreed.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:49,
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i think i've just worked out that i'm an averagely aged b3tan
but then maths was never my strong point so i'm prolly wrong
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:57,
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I'd say the average age for a b3tan would be 30-40, going by the ones I know anyway.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:07,
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How I laughed when I hit forty
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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Yeah, early onset dementia's a bugger, isn't it?
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27,
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It's a bastard
I'm going somewhere tomorrow, apparently
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38,
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I was 32 in August
i still feel like im in my early / mid 20s though, as my mates are all settling down, staying in, drinking real ale and generally acting their age :-(
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29,
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You could always pretend to be a 19 yr old Japanese girl here if that helps.
Or... er... maybe not.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:35,
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Didn't work for the last one, it seems.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41,
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haha
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44,
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sod that for a game of soldiers
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37,
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that's good
as i've put emo-san on ignore, there's not much to look at.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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it also appears there's the "curse of the disappearing threads" the mods are busy tonite...
(BumblebeepeeHit it with a Hammer,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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theyll have to call fraser back from his hols to deal with the unrest
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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i wouldn't be surprised....
(BumblebeepeeHit it with a Hammer,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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a quick ban would sort this shit out
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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i even reposted an emergency freebase
which is now floating eerily in b3ta limbo, making ghostly, faint 'FUCK' like sounds...
Kinda like the cat that got fucked up in the teleporter in the original version of the fly.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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the original was great
but i think everyone knows why i prefer the remake
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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brundlecock?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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hell yes
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17,
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Isn't this exactly the sort of situation Scotty was good at resolving
with beaming down issues? Shame he's dead. RIP Taters's Freebase post...
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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Funny you should say that because...
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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WELSHY!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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Touche!
Magnificent piece of touche posting there, Monsieur Fox!
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Much obliged :D
Forgot who this guy is (was on BBC News a few days ago), but after shopping him onto Freebase, it kind of stuck.
Literally.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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I love this one :)
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:43,
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Well i clicked I liked it
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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Ta!
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08,
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yay!
*edit* blimey - i have a blister forming on my f5 finger
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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nothing like a scandal and some gossip to bump up page views and posts
reckon fraser went on holiday to japan? He's back soon isnt he? Hmmm.....
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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At last some sanity
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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Sanity? How dare you!
*flounces out, skirts billowing*
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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You have style
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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needs more emotional outbursts and deleted threads
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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of messing about. Next week I'll try to get the limbs in proportion, which would probably please the poor kid.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14,
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Looks pretty much almost there to me - good messing about.
Hope you don't mind me sharing my idea - the only thing I'd fiddle with *snigger* is recessing her right arm (the one on the left) back a little into the body. But maybe I just like the idea of manipulating women's bodies.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:21,
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the whole angle
thing is messed up; i'm still learning!
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:30,
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If I learn to be as good as you are, I'll be happy :-)
Love the effect you get with these - you have great style.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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Thank you
but it isn't really talent. It is just patience.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40,
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Problem is, that image will just lead to lewd FAQs of its own
on the lines of "Is she wearing any knickers?". Sad, but tis the way of the world.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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Ver nice
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16,
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Does she have any knickers on?
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:19,
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See?
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25,
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Big flannel ones.
In grey.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:14,
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Oh,
made me think film noir. Nicely!
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:49,
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Very lovely and lovely tittage
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:52,
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brilliant!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:55,
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Coo - vectorchebs!
I dont usually go on b3ta much over weekends. It appears ive missed some drama tonight? The moguragunsou caper reached exploding point from what i gather.
I think there is quite a lot of hostility and cuntery going on though. She seems somewhat fragile and easily misunderstood due to the language barrier, and has mentioned she has been hounded on other forums, so lets not go apeshit with the cyber bullying, eh? We're all nice people, arent we?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:56,
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i've stayed away
i'm not into manga drawing anyway
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:58,
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100% with you
Until the child porn. Now it is open season as far as I'm concerned.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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You have actually looked at those pics, right?
There is no language barrier there. And what Sundae said. You makes your bed, you lie in it. I certainly hope you'd be saying the same thing if it wasn't perhaps a cute Japanese girl doing it.
Anyways, I've seen enough child rape for this evening, off for a stiff drink and a watch of telly.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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nope - theyre all down
i can probably know what to expect though. Ive seen some fucked up shit during my earlier days looking at little-known anime fan art, and from my many trips to Akihabara in tokyo. As far as im aware, she didnt actually post the pics on here though?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:06,
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Eh
I'm with you up to a point - but "You are my rebel? Kill you" isn't the sort of thing I want to see on b3ta. She's clearly crazy as a loon.
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:25,
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i blame google translate
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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To be fair
Wasn't that after a number of people had told her to fuck off?
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:32,
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but crucially, not the person she said it to
who had just posted a "flounce" pic
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:37,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:05,
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I remember suggesting The Program during the riots.
Should have taken it to Parliament :(
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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I'm sure we could borrow The Isle of Wight once a year for an event
Sky would make a killing putting it on PPV
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:11,
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They'd be RAKING it in!
It'd be like watching a fight in a pub in your living room :D
And we could get good ol' Brian Blessed to commentate.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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Haha
Clicked for 'free gift in every pack'.
BR was massively and unnecessarily overhyped, but still a good film.
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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haha
need to watch this again some time
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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