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[challenge entry] sorry
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# ra, ra, rasputin
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Lover of the Russian queen
now i have turisas stuck in my head
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# this is a good thing
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# nicely done
and also... ive just spent the last half an hour reading all the posts since about 6pm and seriously... wtf... my grandad was right about the japs
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Love this!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Putain crevettes...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# excellent
*click*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Mrs Boris' idea.
My better posts usually are...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mmmmmm, crevettes.......
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# hehehe
I still remember the "Youngs Fokken Prawns" image someone posted here
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Puutain crevettes
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# dirty bitches
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Pour FOKKEN PRAWNS!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# YOU!
I meant to gaz you *searches*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# fookin prawns
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# CAPCHA's your piss
Well - as compelling as the last few hours have been, i must go to bed now, as im up at stupid o'clock to fend off nerds at my table at earls court in the morning. Got my first appearance at some comic convention thingy.

Nart clarts - one can only wonder what mysteries will be on here in the morning...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# have a good un
take a pointy stick
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# nighty night
and watch out for captain sweatpants
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# That will probably be me. Its hot as fook these days.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# pfff
you should see what i'm wearing
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I just uploaded this pic of me (NSFW)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# well, that's a horn-killer
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# its pictures like that combined with heat like this that made me sign up to a gym a few months back
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Give 'em hell taters :D post results!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Nah - ill get folks calling me a nerdy spamcunt.
Check oot my facebook 'like' page tomorrow night or monday sometime, as ill post on there.

Right - ive hung around for any replies for long enough - Sweaty sleepy nigh nights now!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Will do just that sir :) nighty night!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Once I figured out the connection, I...
...that's dark, man.

*click*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# i wish you'd tell me
because i'm none the wiser
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I'm sure it's not a spoiler or anything, but
the old couple in the film can't have kids.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Might I just point out I haven't seen up and was going to watch it tonight
don't think I'll bother now :(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# They both die horribly in a botched burglary
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# and the doctor ends up in court on manslaughter charges
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# It's something you find out in the first few minutes.
Sorry! >.<
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# ah, right
forgot about that bit.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure I get thi-oh. Oh wow...
*clicks, mouth agape and eyes wide*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha
JML face cream dispenser - for the man on the go!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# on the goo!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# haha
happens all the time. press button jizz in own face.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Haha! Love the blinking.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# AUTOSPUNK, ENGAGE!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# This made me laugh
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# *sigh* and /board is back to normal :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# wtf is ur prblm?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# haha CDC tiem
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# YES! And /board is back to normal :) *resets DEFCON*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# bandwagon....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Unconventional but...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Cause of death? Severe cranial trauma by elephantised phallus.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
#

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA OH SHIT!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
#

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# You laugh my heart always herman

Other b3ta in my heart no more leave! But you good! Thank you!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I imagine her/him sat at home raging at how no one cares
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# look what you made me do
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# why you no love me
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I missed out on most of the action...
logged in an hour ago or so and saw threads appear and disappear etc, and went:
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I saw one appear that just said racist
I awaited the supplies gif but it was gone on the next refresh
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# You're in luck; our Jahled took screencaps.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I only got one :(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Thanks. Scrolls down and catches up...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# HAMILTON !!!
great film
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Hahah:D nice
Thanks
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# picture of kevin costerner(king of thieves)

not porn.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# this picture made me laugh
so I'm going to comments on it
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)
# it's saturday night and here is what I did
Unbearable lightness
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# you moved a bed?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# it definitely needed a hoover under there
had to be done :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# why put a hoover under your bed?
the hall cupboard is generally sufficient
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# but I've put the bed back now
getting the hoover is going to be a right pain. And it's a Hoover not a hoover. Bah, I'm going to Bed.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# keep your hands off that nozzle
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# phwoar
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# nioce
might be time to redecorate ;)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# moved out?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# shoddy decoration job, sir - looks all dirty and worn
Is this a render, or a HDR dilapidated house pic? I know someone always posts ruined house pics.
Its very nice though - especially if its a render. If its a photo, it looks strangely unnatural. Thats HDR for you...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# it's HDR...very heavily cooked to look like a render
thanks :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I've used your flickr page to show good hdr a few times
normally to people that post scooby doo style hdr images
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# aw, cheers clart :)
yea, there's another level some people seem to be able to get to (Critical Mass., RustysPhotography, Mr Monster etc) but I blame my "cheap" camera for that... ;)

thanks alot, really glad you dig my flicks
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# You always manage to avoid overcooking it
Kudos to you :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I apologise for posting over this.
it's good.. is it a render from some 3d program?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# no worries :)
it's HDR from photo's I took :) cheers
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# cool
if only I'd used hdr on my costner pic *sigh*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# DIY Saturday
Moved an armchair? Put up some shelves?

Made the sun appear at night...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# yep, all of the above
then I did this in Paint :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Ah..
So you used MS Paint to turn day into night. Is that some form of God mode?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# yes, jut go into Preferences and change your default brush setting to "Allah"
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I must have an older version...
...I only see an option for "Chicken Sacrifice".

The help files says it turns on a 40watt bulb.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Yea you need to upgrade to the Halal version
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure if that is compatible with SatanOS 2000
At this rate I am going to have to replace the whole computer just to get the sun to shine
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Infidel Inside *doo dee doo doo*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Most of my dreams take place in a room like this.
What that means exactly, I don't know.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# do they involve pyramid head and buggery?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Funny you should say that. A few of my dreams have a Silent Hill vibe, and I don't even play it that much.
No buggery by a geezer with a steel PG Tips bag on his head though.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# your unconscious needs a bit of a spring clean
and some furniture
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# haha! noice :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# We have to go deeper.
BWAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
quality BWARRRRRMs, sir!

Dave the hat should do a more dramatic BLAAAARRRRRB like this
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Indeed :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# bedroom
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# DRAT! Didn't think of that. *facepalm*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I don't give request art.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# quick delete the reply"""
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# I hate b3ta people
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# don't let the door hit you on the way out
go on off you pop
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# no bed?
Nice
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This isn't very good but feel it my public duty to put something else at the top of /board
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Your duty is noted and gets a lol
this place does stun me from time to time
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# i feel a bit like when i was walking around a safe, tidy, functional high street after the riots
like order is restored, and things are normal again.

..but for how long...?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I think it's all good now.
But like you say, you never know when another one like her will come along.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# i think she'll be back
though after the last threadrush, im kind of scared what it will be. Genuinely...
I dont like seeing people going strange on forums.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# It all depends on whether she gets perma-banned or not.
This place has gone weird since Fraser went on holiday.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# It could just have been a case of Saturday night and too much bootleg vodka.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Speaking of which, haven't been out for a bit.
This shall be sorted out in a fortnight, birthday and all that. :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# how old are you, dare i ask?
Im reckoning youre a young whippersnapper
Feel free to reply in a cryptic way, as it is the style recently.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# 19; I'll be 20 in about 3 weeks.
When I say out, I mean OUT, like a club or something. I go to the pub regularly, though.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# now you're making me feel old
37 in 3 weeks, i'm having a party.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I shall be 42 in 6 weeks.
Feel free to embalm me and keep me on the mantlepiece.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# *Lobs Zimmer frame*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I laugh in the face of your zimmer frame
I'm not taking your spare ones. I have my very own special sticks. With lasers and hover-jets and everything (private health insurance pays off, see?).
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I ride mine on skate boards
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# i haven't got a mantelpiece
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Imagine my surprise when I found out I wasn't even the youngest one here.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i'm just happy i'm not the oldest
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I wonder who is?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# best not to speculate
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i think i've just worked out that i'm an averagely aged b3tan
but then maths was never my strong point so i'm prolly wrong
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I'd say the average age for a b3tan would be 30-40, going by the ones I know anyway.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# How I laughed when I hit forty
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, early onset dementia's a bugger, isn't it?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# It's a bastard
I'm going somewhere tomorrow, apparently
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I was 32 in August
i still feel like im in my early / mid 20s though, as my mates are all settling down, staying in, drinking real ale and generally acting their age :-(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# You could always pretend to be a 19 yr old Japanese girl here if that helps.
Or... er... maybe not.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Didn't work for the last one, it seems.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# sod that for a game of soldiers
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# that's good
as i've put emo-san on ignore, there's not much to look at.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
#
it also appears there's the "curse of the disappearing threads"
the mods are busy tonite...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# theyll have to call fraser back from his hols to deal with the unrest
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# a quick ban would sort this shit out
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i even reposted an emergency freebase
which is now floating eerily in b3ta limbo, making ghostly, faint 'FUCK' like sounds...

Kinda like the cat that got fucked up in the teleporter in the original version of the fly.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# the original was great
but i think everyone knows why i prefer the remake
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# brundlecock?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hell yes
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Isn't this exactly the sort of situation Scotty was good at resolving
with beaming down issues? Shame he's dead. RIP Taters's Freebase post...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Funny you should say that because...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# WELSHY!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Touche!
Magnificent piece of touche posting there, Monsieur Fox!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Much obliged :D
Forgot who this guy is (was on BBC News a few days ago), but after shopping him onto Freebase, it kind of stuck.



Literally.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
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# I love this one :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Well i clicked I liked it
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# yay!
*edit* blimey - i have a blister forming on my f5 finger
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# nothing like a scandal and some gossip to bump up page views and posts
reckon fraser went on holiday to japan? He's back soon isnt he? Hmmm.....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# At last some sanity
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Sanity? How dare you!
*flounces out, skirts billowing*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# You have style
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# needs more emotional outbursts and deleted threads
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# like this
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i was about to reply "shopped pics only"
& post an faq pic
but the thread quickly vanished like a fart in the wind....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# hopefully that's the end of it
Shame moggy was talented but just a bit mental
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
just a bit?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
I don't want her stalking and killing me so yeah I'll say just a bit
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I've said it twice tonight, but THANK FUCK YOU TURNED UP!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# On most dates, that's the best I can hope for.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I'M LEAVING FOREVER
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE ;) lol
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# You're leaving? Well, I shall leave first...
*huffs AS WELL as flounces as he deletes himself and his DNA profile from all known databases and jumps into a giant blender*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# All well and good
but Facebook still has all your information.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I shall live on as the inert victim of random pokes, in that case.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Don't let mongychops hear you say that
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I just wrote this in google translater:
キャプテン彼は私のお尻を触っすべての時間です。

Which was meant to say "Captain, he is all time touching my ass"

When I put it back through, it spat out: "Every time he touched the captain of my ass", which made me laugh out loud and scare the shit out of the cat
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# this is the captain of my ass, calling
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# time to get a cock on board
and no stalling
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# you're not kidding
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# ^ Awesome translation ^
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# time well spent :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
I had this ready 私のたわごとを食べる now it has no use
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Was the cat constipated?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Using "Bad Translator"
i got: "You are next."
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I'll add a work in progress


Edit: the FAQ was just a B3ta thing; i might add a Bronte novel.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I wish I could draw like that
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I wish I could fuck This
:D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I think your wife would have something to say
about you fucking a picture
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# O_o
...tf?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Animal.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# :D
yes pls
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# That is about a weeks worth
of messing about. Next week I'll try to get the limbs in proportion, which would probably please the poor kid.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Looks pretty much almost there to me - good messing about.
Hope you don't mind me sharing my idea - the only thing I'd fiddle with *snigger* is recessing her right arm (the one on the left) back a little into the body. But maybe I just like the idea of manipulating women's bodies.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# the whole angle
thing is messed up; i'm still learning!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# If I learn to be as good as you are, I'll be happy :-)
Love the effect you get with these - you have great style.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Thank you
but it isn't really talent. It is just patience.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Problem is, that image will just lead to lewd FAQs of its own
on the lines of "Is she wearing any knickers?". Sad, but tis the way of the world.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Ver nice
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Does she have any knickers on?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# See?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Big flannel ones.
In grey.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I still would
even with if she had flip flops
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I would even if she worn flip flops and white sports socks
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I could draw that.
I wont.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# it's not a fetish
just saying I would
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Good, that's nipped that one in the bud.
Apart from with the "big flannel knickers" fetishists.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# On B3ta?
I expect a queue...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# thats rather nice
i like her shoes, though i must clarify that im not a foot fetishist type fellow.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I also like her shoes
because I fucking hate flip flops
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# M A G N I F I C O
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# fucking flip flops
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
#
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# you really shouldn't fuck flip flops
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Needs more Flap
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# we all do :(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Too soon?
Photobucket

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Yup
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I fucking hate flip flops
They should be banned
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Anyone wearing socks and flip-flops should be arrested as a crime against humanity.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# and sent to live in germany
where the practice seems to be acceptable.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I've no idea how it would
but I imagine it'd help the Euro out.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# it can't hurt
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# This is SCIENCE
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# WTF?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Thank fuck you turned up!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# all this deletion is making me anxious
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Gah! Another one!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I think he will keep posting until he gets the replies he wants
I'm pretty sure it's a bloke now
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i smell a banning
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# dr david banning?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# he smells of green
oh wait, no, that's David Banner, the angry green spanner.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# *psst* it's Bruce :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# NO IT FUCKING ISN'T!
i REFUSE to call him Bruce!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# *sits down* Sorry ma'am. ._.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# i should think so, too
i'm annoyed enough today, i'm far too itchy :(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Hasn't been a great start to the weekend, must admit.
Hopefully tomorrow all this shit'll be gone and the weather will go nice and cool again. :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# all i want is for all horseflies to die
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Not too arsed about the bugs
but it's when I'm playing on the Xbox on the telly that they get irritating. >.<
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hmm... seems everything by Mogs has just disappeared. Banned?
EDIT: OH NEVER MIND
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# **** Tora! Tora! Tora! an attack upon Pearl Harbour is imminent! Send word to Washington! ***
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Oh wow
This reminds me of Gozu
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Well, there's a cow and there's a cat. Therefore...
YAY
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# this are fucking wrong
:)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy your own Omen Home-Safety Trampoline in case of those everyday accidents or spawn of Satan
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaah
that was lucky
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha
wheeeeeee!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
The son of Satan has good aim. She hit almost dead centre.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Boing!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's superb! Woo you
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Nice! :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# bouncy, bouncy
ooh, such a good time
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# They will be releasing a steel neck collar in case of unfortunate sheet of glass relating incidents
and also a kevlar spire-proof vest for Priests
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# i fucking LOVE that glass decapitation bit!
excellent for the time it was made
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Turning Sunday into Gunday :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
"no room at the inn?"
BLAMMO
"there is now!"
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, sweet childhood memories :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahaha superb!
is anyone else mentally adding a "bowmmmmm" kettle drum type noise like the one in the middle of the Grandstand theme tune?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Most WOO!!
Me *clicketh* ;)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha, boing!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Ace!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Hahaha this is superb!
Although I now feel bad as I seem to have accidentally plagiarised your work :(
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] A far superior drink
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# you fool! you should never mix your drinks!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# *Pukes*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# are you calling some of us wankers?
As a wanker I find this offensive
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# reclaim the label for the positive statement it once was!
come out to your parents, and friends
'mum, dad. I've got something to tell you:
I, am, a wanker'




'yes son, we know'
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I go to Wankers Anonymous.
Usually kick over a wheelie bin or two on the way.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
#
I've not seen Gilbert down the labour exchange!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# i'm going to pretend that i meant it to look like this
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Very nice job, mofaha
:P

That's a propa vector, that is

edit: hahahaha I only just spotted the naked woman in the foreground :D
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# ta
if my fucking pc didn't keep crashing, it might have been a bit better.
certainly bigger anyway
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# yes, but is it her birthday?
GJM!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ^this^
thank god someone around here can do the real thing
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# HAPPY BIRFDAY JOHN MERRICK?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# in ar harts
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# That's an improvement on old doctor Lego face.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# That's lully that is :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Oh,
made me think film noir. Nicely!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Very lovely and lovely tittage
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Coo - vectorchebs!
I dont usually go on b3ta much over weekends. It appears ive missed some drama tonight? The moguragunsou caper reached exploding point from what i gather.

I think there is quite a lot of hostility and cuntery going on though. She seems somewhat fragile and easily misunderstood due to the language barrier, and has mentioned she has been hounded on other forums, so lets not go apeshit with the cyber bullying, eh? We're all nice people, arent we?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# i've stayed away
i'm not into manga drawing anyway
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# 100% with you
Until the child porn. Now it is open season as far as I'm concerned.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# You have actually looked at those pics, right?
There is no language barrier there. And what Sundae said. You makes your bed, you lie in it. I certainly hope you'd be saying the same thing if it wasn't perhaps a cute Japanese girl doing it.

Anyways, I've seen enough child rape for this evening, off for a stiff drink and a watch of telly.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# nope - theyre all down
i can probably know what to expect though. Ive seen some fucked up shit during my earlier days looking at little-known anime fan art, and from my many trips to Akihabara in tokyo. As far as im aware, she didnt actually post the pics on here though?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Eh
I'm with you up to a point - but "You are my rebel? Kill you" isn't the sort of thing I want to see on b3ta. She's clearly crazy as a loon.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i blame google translate
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# To be fair
Wasn't that after a number of people had told her to fuck off?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# but crucially, not the person she said it to
who had just posted a "flounce" pic
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I remember suggesting The Program during the riots.
Should have taken it to Parliament :(
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm sure we could borrow The Isle of Wight once a year for an event
Sky would make a killing putting it on PPV
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# They'd be RAKING it in!
It'd be like watching a fight in a pub in your living room :D

And we could get good ol' Brian Blessed to commentate.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
Clicked for 'free gift in every pack'.


BR was massively and unnecessarily overhyped, but still a good film.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# haha
need to watch this again some time
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Surely...
...any idiot knows how to spell "suspense"?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

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